Experts warn city pipes unequipped for sudden influx of pubes following vaccine availability
January 6, 2021 OTTAWA – A panel of experts concluded earlier today that the nation’s infrastructure is ill-prepared for the onslaught of pubic hair that will accompany widespread covid immunity. “We’ve dealt with yearly inflexion points of pubic offload, like Valentine’s Day, New Year’s Eve, and when hockey teams are eliminated from playoff contention,” explained Benjamin Galbert-Ross, spokesperson for The Canadian Order of Water Circulation. ”But this… It’s like nothing we’ve ever seen…” he added, tremulously removing his glasses. Benjamin made the case that concer...
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