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Those of you who think i'm going to beat the traffic, sunday the 29th, and monday the 30th. of course thanksgiving day, the 25th, right before that's pretty bad, too. >> all right. are you ready for this? this is a new tradition we might start. dana's thanksgiving jokes. are you ready? okay. what do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? >> what? >> pumpkin pi. why did the police arrest the turkey? they suspected it of fowl play. >> i like it. >> hooray. >> if we laugh, we only encourage it. >> one last one. ready? what happened when the turkey got into a fight? ...

Those of you who think i'm going to beat the traffic, sunday, 29th and monday the 30th. thanksgiving day, the 25th right before, that's pretty bad, too. >> are you ready for this? this is a new tradition we might start. dana's thanksgiving jokes, are you ready? what do you get divide the surumentference of a pumpkin by its diameter? >> what? >> pumpkin pi. why did the pumpkin arrest the turkey? >> it suspected it of fowl play. >> if we laugh we only encourage you. >> one last one. what happened when the turkey got into a fight? he got the stuffing knocked out of him. >> those were kind of hard...

Pepto bismo or milk of mag niece yeah. put it on the wound. >> we say we won't have that third helping of pumpkin pie. >> please, don't make me go back. >> i've eaten so much. here's what you do. you head to your spice cabinet. pick up some fennel or get fresh fennel. make tea. it's very sweet and it's a natural appetite suppressant. >> instead of eating your pumpkin pi, you just nau on a big gourd of fennel. >> that will make me not want to eat. thank you so much. it tastes pretty good. coming up on the show, many of us can relate to family drama during the holidays like this. >> get off ...