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Ied which apparently to them at nbc, is funny. >> you may be surprised to hear he is a congressional candidate from texas. not a hitman in a porno movie. [laughter] >> i'm sorry i know he lost his eye and wore or whatever. [laughter] >> crenshaw responding with this tweet quote - good role in life. i try hard not to offend. i try harder not to be offended. that being said, i hope nbc, snl recognizes vets don't deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes. i think that speaks for itself. and at dana, you had this guy on your show. he is a genuine war hero, multiple awards. what ...

Trump watch monday, october 8th, 2018. imagine donald trump working with a red brick wall behind him. that's right, imagine him at a local comedy club out there on a monday night, refining his act, seeing what works and storing it for the next gig. i don't see, his real talent as i see it is stand-up. he tries out the material such as calling senator elizabeth warren pocahantas. if he gets a reaction, he uses it again and again. if she runs for president, they'll reset it to abracadabra. now he is in to his 2018 gig. we're starting to hear the punch lines. they're about dr. ford's leak letter,...

>> jesse: you've seen my bedstand. [laughter] >> greg: that was one evening. >> jesse: a horse gallops into a bar. this is in paris. this horse just comes galloping in. look at that! sitting down, having a drink, and this thing just pleases right through here. i mean, i don't know. greg, you have any punch lines? >> greg: looks like a starbucks. [laughter] >> jesse: that was pretty good good. hannity canceled to me so i am not on. >> greg: did he really? >> dana: oh, i am on tucker's show tonight. it's the best. >> tucker: my wife always says, no one wants to see pictures of your dogs. i thoug...

Punch lines. >> omarosa dropped a new secret tape today. it is her and lara trump confirming her claim that she was offered $15,000 a month to hush. why is lara trump in charge of this. >> we can't have her spilling sensitive info that could destroy my presidency. we need someone to handle this delicately, send my worst son's wife. >> oh, that is an insult it richard nixon. >> i'm going toe to toe with them, believe me my tapes are much better than theirs. >> maybe, but i bet russia has

Addressed. comedians are addressing these things. the sound bright bites of sunday morning sound a little risque. they should be. >> it's propaganda. is it almost uninteresting? go to michael and back to you. is it almost uninteresting because it's so one-sided that it's predictable, michael? >> it's completely uninteresting. these guys have forgotten that their job is to make people laugh. they're not even comedians. there's no punch lines. they're just shouting insults into a camera in a room full of people who already agree with them. they're the loudest sheep in a room full of seem that's ...