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People signed up for obama care on the state health exchanges and the white house released an economic report that notes the nation's health care costs are shrinking under obama care, a trend officials say could translate into more than a quarter million jobs by the end of the decade. it's a storyline that could attract more attention where it not for all the questions about healthcare.gov. the website the white house says will be ready for the vast majority of users by november 30th. >> we're working to have as many options for americans to enroll as possible, to help meet the pent-up demand ...

Life. >> more than 10 million hits on youtube in less than a week and even though there is a serious lesson to be learned, the punch lines fly around the internet, ambushed by an antelope, when antlers attack and our personal favorite, the buck stops here. even evan sees the humor in it. his personal favorite? >> i always joke about it, like being hit by a buck, just a bizarre accident. coming up, a slippery slope as a polar bear rescue turns topsy-turvy. >> once i saw the bear hanging upside down by its foot, i couldn't think of any worse scenario. .. excuse me? glacier point? follow me! â™...

President valerie jarrett. a lot of democratic activists in the audience, wolf. we spotted brad wood house who used to be at the democratic national committee, various other activists in the party as well as people ho support the law and benefited from the law according to the white house. it will be interesting to see what happens in the coming days with secretary sebelius. she has been called to testify on capitol hill. there's a hearing on thursday about that. the department of health and human services basically said she doesn't have the time in her schedule at this point to testify at tha...

Will continue to see this. we'll follow it. we will see what happens with the gao report. up next, countless americans flock to down halls. their opposition to the president's radical agenda. now a new town hall tour is about to kick off across the nation to call for the defunding of obamacare. the organizer of this movement, senator jim demint from the heritage u heritage foundation, will be hear to explain. plus, be sure to catch the video of the day. option number two comes to us courtesy of the king of late night. offering up a few more punch lines at anthony weiner's expense. >> this is...

Will continue to see this. we'll follow it. we will see what happens with the gao report. up next, countless americans flock to down halls. their opposition to the president's radical agenda. now a new town hall tour is abouto kick off across the nation to call for the defunding of obamacare. the organizer of this movement, senator jim demint from the heritage u heritage foundation, will be hear to explain. plus, be sure to catch the video of the day. option number two comes to us courtesy of the king of late night. offering up a few more punch lines at anthony weiner's expense. >> this is w...