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Legalizing heroin and prostitution and doing away with mr. federal agencies. he'll be there for a while. >> thanks for joining us tonight. >> thanks, lawrence. coming up, glenn beck's cruel attack on megan mccain, now her father, senator john mccain has something to say about glenn beck. and later, the week that was on late night. some of the punch lines that some of the punch lines that were just too good to miss.[ ma] in 2011, at&t is at work, building up our wireless network all across america. we're adding new cell sites... increasing network capacity, and investing billions of dollars t...

>> had a great time saturday. >> it happens to a lot of guys. >> i'm going to you will ka you. >> please do. >> great pre game tonight. >> i feel good about the greg-alogue. >> and it will continue the momentum of the show. >> the viewers can't wait. >> this never gets old. >> you are still young. >> go uh wai. let's welcome our guests. she is cuter than a pile of unconscious smurfs. i am here with entertain meant journalist jill dobson. he knows punch lines like i know cheap wines. welcome a first time guest dan soder. and his second home is a port a potty. it is bill shultz looking up at n...

Came back. all seems to be well for now, but of course, this is raising a lot of questions. look, they haven't been together all that long. how long can this be sustained? and women seem to be kind of a disposable commodity to charlie sheen. >> yeah. all of this put together, does this make him more or less employable in the traditional sense, not putting your own webcast together, but otherwise? >> i would say less employable. this is where a publicist would come in really handy, because even if he had the kind of meltdown and kind of craziness that he had last week, you could make a complete...

Closet at the time. four is the number of albums regis recorded. you're forgiven if you don't own a copy of 1968's "it's time for regis." few do. but he later became quite the crooner. ♪ he would be glad just to be sad thinking of you ♪ >> reporter: countless songs, countless guests, countless punch lines. truth is, when you crunch the numbers on regis, much remains incalculable. >> you're a crazy man. >> reporter: like the number of regis philbin impressions out there. >> one, two, three -- >> i'm out of control! >> reporter: and the impression he's left on us. after a half century on tv....

>> there is. bill maher is going back and digging up old clips of her when she was on "politically incorrect." they're good ones for punch lines. >> sure. >> apparently she said she dabbled in witch craft. >> i did that. >> like most republicans in the 1990s, it was the thing to do. >> you did, also? you had your coven? >> here is krista free land, editor for global reuters. >> it was like harry potter. the freshmen republicans that came in in '94, seriously. let's turn to some serious news. by that way, that will have some punch line impact, but no impact at the end of the race. >> we also ha...