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city cab the truth is i'm lucky to be alive because of the driving and this town is psychotic. new york is the only city in th world where you signal after you've made it to the next lane. anywhere else in america if you want to go left to put on your blinker like you're going left. if you do that here they block you. instead you have to go left in then you put on your blinker like hot hot. i made it. the other thing you need to kno about me as i grew up in an era where late-night comedy was something the whole country could share. that's what life was in the 1980 s. every regular pe...

>> i have one seat in first class and one in coach. >> oh. well, i'll take the first class. >> class has always played a role in the history of sitcoms. >> bon voyage, ladies. >> class is fascinating to us as a culture. >> i never check my bags. i can't stand that wait baggage area. >> it's good laugh at it, to get it all out on the table. >> you're going to have to go back to your seat. you know, our goal should be a society without classes. >> if we didn't laugh about social class in the united states beer we would engage in class warfare. >> do you realize the people up here are g...

where'd you get those? >> a machine, you want one? >> no. >> you come home, turn on that television. >> take one. >> i don't want one. >> no, they're good. >> i don't want it. >> what do you want? you want comedy. >> take one. >> no, kramer, stop it! >> and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. >> there's 23 minutes of magic. >> it's so tasty, too! >> you fell in love with these characters. >> what you talking about, willis? >> we need to laugh at ourselves. >> you hide my clothes, i'm wearing everything you own. >> laughter opens you up. >> okay, ready? >> no! no! >> things that w...

up for this mexican. ♪. ♪. >> pivot. pivot. shut up. shut up. >> i feel like we get to know these sitcom crashes, they're your friends. >> i don't think it's going to pivot anymore. >> you think. >> they were purely selfish, and purely immature. >> are you still master of your domain. >> i'm queen of the castle. you hope you'll have those kinds of relationships in your life. >> tonight is about celebrating enduring bond as families, nay, family. >> good to see you too, girl, where are going? carnival. >> your friends sometimes is more family than the people you're related to. >> ...

good morning, everyone. welcome to c"cnn this morning." i'm amara walker. >> and i'm boris sanchez. president biden ordering the military to shoot down an unidentified object off the coast of alaska. what pentagon officials are saying about it and the key differences between this object and that chinese balloon that was shot down last week. and also a moment of hope amid the devastating earthquake in turkey and syria, more than 24,000 people killed, but amid the loss after days trapped under the rubble, a teenager found alive. we'll have the incredible story along with the footage....