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>> juan: chicken finger and soda. that's right. this video has gone all over the internet now. i will try to do it. some diet coke. >> katie: diet coke, jesse? it's got to be real coke. >> jedieiah: is it good? >> jesse: it's better than having it dry. it is your last resort. i endorse. you're next. >> greg: you are a sad human being. let's go to it. ♪ breaking news. we have breathtaking video just out of hunter valley, australia, that will take your breath away. it is an emo chasing a dog around a tree. i repeat, and emu chasing a dog around a tree. we actually got this before "special repo...

Not to be taken for granted. oh yeah? are you running over to go join donald trump's campaign? get lost. >> this is the snake eating its tail. if you live by separatist identity politics you're going to die by separatist identity politics. that's what you're seeing. you also saw that o'malley is definitely not presidential material until it's of a harry potter fan club. he folded faster than a card table in the wind. pathetic. just a pathetic performance by a sad human being, juan. >> okay. bolling what do you say? >> this is friday, right? now we're talking about this. martin o'malley mention...

No? i i don't either. >> the day does not celebrate the candy, but the young unemployed man of the early 1920s who made great efforts to dress stylishly to impress women. >> you are wrong. not only does national jelly bean day not celebrate the early men of the 1920s who made efforts to attract women it doesn't celebrate the life of musician jelly bean johnson who was the drummer from our day. >> i'm glad we cleared up what national jelly bean day does not celebrate. >> me too. you can start the show. >> i surely can you unive thaten -- unshaven sad human being. >> it is illegal to shout her n...