Why are you on the phone at a ball game? >> are you going to stage a kiss cam? >> stephen colbert is mourning his sister's loss to mark sanford in the race for south carolina's open seat in congress. he feels so betrayed by his home state that he's giving his allegiance to another state. take a look. >> from now on, and i never thought i would ever say this, i am from north carolina. i will no longer enjoy south carolina's tanningy, safery, juicy and deeply delicious barbecue made with our unique mustard-based sauce. now -- now, instead, i now officially love north carolina's sauceless vinegar...