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Tell us what you do to break up the monotony of house keeping and taking care of five small gorillas. >> i'm really not a housewife anymore. i'm an entertainer. >> phyllis diller started at 37 years old and five kids. >> she was cutting edge because she did something that no other women did before. >> i love to go to the doctor. where else would a man look at me and say take off your clothes? >> those days comedy was sexist. my wife is a battle ax. now it was about her horrible husband. >> he went to the dentist and he said he has the worst set of tooth he ever saw. >> for a woman to complain ...

Walls. she said the greatest monument is not about what we build, but who we touch. she weaved that all throughout her speech. >> is it so political or just the delivery of it? it's supposed to be -- i think you were supposed to start and be as self-depricating, and then you sort of draw them in. >> i think brianna said it best, when 2016 is ruining everything in its wake, you know, we have the al smith dinner that is supposed to be about colleaguity, and charity, and they left a chill in the room and that was why it didn't go over so well, and you know, these things like -- we shouldn't make ...

Us can remember. they could both have really benefitted, especially donald trump could have benefitted. with some light hearted self depricating humor, not trashing his opponent. >> and these also, these people came into that room tonight hillary clinton and donald trump are two new yorkers. trump spoke of going to the dinner when he was young with his dad. >> and so he should know the game. know the drill, it just tells you how sour this campaign season has become. not only is the debate poisonous but this dinner which is supposed to raise money for needy children and for the archdiocese and ...

Play sound, this is from the donald trump comedy central roast to see if he can be self-deprica self-depricating, here you go. >> what's the difference between a wet raccoon and donald j. trump's snare a wet raccoon doesn't have 7 billion [ bleep ]ing dollars in the barng. [ cheers and applause ] very funny. okay, very funny. >> what do you think, will? does he have it? >>. >> you know, he's done this a lot, he goes back to the well with the hair stuff. i think it's kind of cheap, he's thin skinned and you saw in the clip you played the white house correspondent's dinner, obama making fun of h...

Every 100 pound he picked. once he started playing music he found out he could make more in one night playing music than he could get in a week. of picking cotton, yeah. >> made the switch, got to memphis and recorded some records. we all know that one. >> you are incredibly fortunate to have interviewed him and met him on a number of occasions. and quite often the stars you see on screen or stage are different to the people you meet in person. what was the situation with b.b. king? what you see is what you get? >> very much. he was one of the kindest most humble human beings you would ever me...