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I didn't know that. [laughter] - you're our chief political correspondent, stephen. i mean, every two years, we elect a brand new house of representatives, a third of the senate. it's called the midterm elections. - i only vote when the big kahunas are up, you know? el presidente. i can't be running around every two years voting. i got a life. - i could not have lived without "the daily show," and colbert then becomes the companion show... - c for colbert. - that is also so compelling to watch--this hilarious, pseudo-conservative dumb guy... - and who are the heroes? the people who watch this ...

Sometimes for a week, for a month. - don't. - we ate nothing. i went from-- - i mean, i couldn't even work out when i was over there. they certainly didn't have a gym. - a what? - i mean, i wore my sneakers out, and then the next thing you know, i've got a pair of flip-flops. - flip-flops! - we'd slip on the ground. - that was, to me, larry david at his best, because he managed to take a subject that no one would really find funny and make it hilarious and palatable. - i'm a survivor! - i'm a survivor. - i'm a survivor! - i'm a survivor! - i'm a sur-- - is there any taboo that you wouldn't bre...

- it wasn't just about, hey, look at these black kids chilling drugs on the street. you were in the apartment with them where they had no parents, where they were taking care of their siblings, where they were trying to scrounge for food. - where's your book bag? - teacher didn't give no homework. - so you start to get a much more realistic three-dimensional picture of what poverty looks like in a city. [sirens blaring] - one of the things about "the wire" that was so interesting is it didn't rely on this traditional representation of gangsters. it didn't rely on this traditional representatio...

Ooh! - i'd watched the british show "the office." it's one of the greatest cringe shows of all time. - no, i don't have a great many ethnic employees. that's true. but it's not company policy. i haven't got a sign on the door that says "white people only." you know, i don't care if you're black, brown, yellow, you know--orientals make very good workers. - wassap? - don't do that. - when the decision was made to make an american version... - wassap? - wassap? - wassap? - there was a lot of head-shaking of, like, "oh, god, american tv. they're gonna ruin it." - are they breathing? - no, rose, th...

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