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Greg thank you. This is for everybody. Greg happy wednesday everybody too big surprises donald trump has taken enough delegates to be presumptive nominee and joe biden is still alive. And bidens advance team is full of tour mail and tox says that he in turmoil describe in the president s underwear. Greg who writes this filth . You do. Greg i know. That extinct willie mast mast is almost been revived using it by using cells from the distant cousin. Greg we apologize to the wooly mammoth. The newest hero is an animated turd speaking of animated turds we didnt even write a punchline. A Spring Bre...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to...

Everyone. Welcome to Sunday Morning futures. Im Maria Bartiromo if. Thanks so much for joining us today. Happy st. Pattys day. Today, bad policy and alleged corruption in plain sight, and joe biden just told us what four more years would look like; trillions of dollars in higher taxes, no security at the border and a declining military budget. Coming up, Senate Leadership in the spotlight with President Trump endorsing wyoming senator John Barrasso for the second spot in the senate as republicans blast majority leader Chuck Schumer and benjamin and is joe biden. Then, President Trump says bide...

Neil well, georgia very much on the minds of joe biden and donald trump. Theyll be campaigning in the peach state today. The closest state in the 2020 contest. The guy behind that recount, Georgia Republican Secretary Of State Brad Raffensperger what hes hearing about the race. More on that in a second. Now, of course, no labels Joe Lieberman whos not naming names, but he sure is cooking up some big third party plans. All that and mike pompeo, the former Secretary Of State opted out of joining this years president ial race. Now the guy he served just might be eyeing him for an even bigger role...

Those also. But first lets look at tonights guest. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup . She is such a whiz they put her on Philly Cheesesteak fox News Business Anchor Lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. Charlie her. And finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. Cap cat kat timpf. Now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them lets do this. Leftovers. We will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to...