And, listen, i will be cussing tonight. just so as you know. no, i will, i will. don't [bleep] "aww" me. [ laughter ] not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord "e." it's possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now, don't wave your finger at me. you knew when you got here there'd be cussing. the last thing comedy needs is to be polite. the world was never changed by anyone being well-behaved or well-mannered or quiet. there's a certain exhilaration in pushing the boundaries. i had this memory of being, like, 3...