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Enough with the real news. let's gather around the water cooler to talk about the mindless trivia you crave. on krn yesterday, howard kertz brought in his counterpart on "the onion." how much journalist experience do you need for your job? >> howard, i was doing the evening news before -- i think you were still using a sippy cup at the time. >> you talk about will blitzer, anderson cooper. these are our competitors. those are the people that we're -- >> do you see the competition as a place like cnn, cnn has bureaus around the world. what does the onion news network have? >> the onion news net...

Cornered the market, feeling their hot breaths on your neck. jim, that was for jim. >> who did he mention? >> this guy named jon stewart, i guess. >> don't know him. >> comedy central network, never surfed by that? >> we're sort of -- you talk about wolf blitzer and anderson cooper, we know these people. these are our competitors. those are the a place like cnn. cnn has bureaus you a round the world. what's the onion news network have? >> onion news work has 20,000 attack sat lights, hidden cameras in 80% of the homes in america. we, you know, we are really giving you guy as run for your monda...

Those who are in office right now, that this is not a good year to be an incumbent whether you're republican or democrat? do you believe that is the case in utah or was this a litmus test on who was conservative enough? >> well, i think it's a little bit of both. what americans are seeing including in utah is that congress has moved bit by bit toward large government. it's been that way for years both under democratic control and under republican control. we've moved forward, expanding government every year. it's gotten more and more expensive and it needs to be brought under control. that's w...

Military guys or our criminal justice system? i will tell you what, you want to discourage terrorism? put them in the military. >> what -- first of all, if you were a terrorist. [ laughter ] that would be an interesting possibility, but, listen, military tribunals have not shown that they get people prosecuted and get the same kind of sentence. >> bill: give them a chance. >> article 3 courts. >> bill: give them a chance. >> see what happens. >> bill: do you like the job? i will give you a softball question at the end. former governor of arizona coming to d.c. tremendous responsibility to keep...

Military guys or our criminal justice system? i will tell you what, you want to discourage terrorism? put them in the military. >> what -- first of all, if you were a terrorist. [ laughter ] that would be an interesting possibility, but, listen, military tribunals have not shown that they get people prosecuted and get the same kind of sentence. >> bill: give them a chance. >> article 3 courts. >> bill: give them a chance. >> see what happens. >> bill: do you like the job? i will give you a softball question at the end. former governor of arizona coming to d.c. tremendous responsibility to keep...