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was the father. even aids the other six men on e stage high-fived and call my wife a harlot, i'm just kiddingh for thoso e of you who don't kno i have one son named lincoln, but even that name's become controversial in the past few yearrancs because a san franciso school district wanted to remove abraham lincoln's name from one of its high schools.n' thankfully, it didn't happen, but from now on just to be safef whenever we're ie,n california,y son goes with by his middle name, o.j. yes, san francisco kept abean lincoln's name, bukst with it jt lost its biggest shopping malle. thanks...

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Seema, mark, and julia. now to steven's sendoff. i'll call it the sendoff. after nine years of many laughs, stephen colbert signs off as host of the colbert report. his hilarious parody of a conservative talk show host has become part of american pop culture. and there's no denying his impact on politics, from forming his own super pac to running for president in south carolina, to testifying on capitol hill, in character. but in the end, it's about the jokes. >> how can the house be expected to get anything done when many of the bills they vote on don't even repeal obamacare? gop senators vot...