Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - FOXNEWS - 20150919:21:59:00
Specific way. >> there is a spider in the desert. there is also a spider on a stick. and this one in utah. look, there is one on a nickel. and check this out, it's a spider doing pushups on a mirror. the point is there are spiders everywhere. some won't name the spider, but i will. he's named alan. and they think he's harmless. but to some of us it's obvious that he's going to crawl into your ear while you're sleeping and lay eggs in there. oh, yeah. it happened to the cousin of a guy i went to camp with. spiders. they're hatching in your brainf right now. i istephen colbert and approve -- >> ...