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♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] >> greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that's how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn't allow frontal nudity, so it's great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort ...

♪ [applause] >> greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] >> greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that's how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn't allow frontal nudity, so it's great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort ...

>> he wants him because he's making a fool of himself saying we ain't got nothing but a squirrel fire and a hound dog -- says something like that. >> what was the first one? >> squirrel fryer. >> oh, fryer. >> right. >> by the way, speaking of eating fried squirrel, did you hear about the new liz cheney book that came out, willie? >> yes. >> there's a lot there. but here's my -- >> what a jump around, joe. >> here's my favorite line from it, though. kevin mccarthy -- >> oh, no. >> -- justifying his trip to mar-a-lago by saying three words that nobody has ever said about donald trump....

♪ >> greg: happy thanksgiving, everyone. as usual we've had a great few months of shows mostly due to my endless charm and breath taking good looks. we've also had some amazing guests so tonight let's look back at some of our favorite segments. enjoy. >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody. happy wednesday. or as i like to call it at our house. hump day. my wife makes amazing camel burgers. all right. settle down. >> greg: here's some news that will make you spit your latte over an orca's face. did you know that muscle strong and strapping men are perceived as more conservative than w...

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