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Transcripts For CNN TV on the Edge Moments That Shaped Our Culture 20241008

Why do i have to be so ashamed . I mean, why cant i just see The Truth . I mean, be who i am, im 35yearsold. Im so afraid to tell people. I mean, just susan. Im gay 42 Million people watched it in today. Theres nothing like it, right . Except maybe the super bowl you talking about straight writers writing a coming out at episode so like yesterday remember, it was like this is so cool. And yet this is going to kill this show. Its going to be over. Yes. I thought this could be the end of our careers eleni caught her entire career at stake. She could have lost everything we do not want the gay and lesbian lifestyle paraded in the Living Rooms of americans homes. You would think gay people did not exist. They very rarely showed up on tv. I remember as a young gay kid, being so hungry to see even negative portrayals because it meant tha ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWS Gutfeld 20240912

[applause] [applause] greg: yes! yes. It appears there is no debate around my sex appeal. Happy wednesday, everyone. People are accusing last night s debate moderator of teaming up against trump while letting kamala slide. He was under so much attack you would thank the moderators were working from a slanted roof. It felt like an ambush with kamala and the moderators jumping on trump. I have not seen a three on one so disturbing since i was at the golden girls after party. I just watched. Out is what i like to do. Understandably, the moderators were heavily criticized for their bias, but they seemed completely unmoved by the critiques. In a biased fact check of trump mirror claimed that crime was down using discredited data from the fbi. David probably still believes that those pictures i took of him really work for a charity calendar. Jokes on you. Meanwhile, kamala harris referred to january 6 as the greatest attack on american democracy since the civil war. She said there s the day ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWSW FOX 20240704

Fox news Saturday Night. In. Happy saturday, america. Good to be back in new york, i was doing standup in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. Idaho is a boring state. I saw a deer run up to a hector like shoot me, dude. [laughter] i love a homefront as much of the next day but you are driving through nc dead deer, those are not accidents, those are suicides. Avenue under the body saying im bored. If youre new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a Cable News Peg party for everybody is welcome and we absolutely dont care you vote for because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist On Social Media. Can i get an amen from the panel . And i mean that. Facebook needs a button. Nobody cares and im trying to say is we are here for jokes beca ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWSW FOX 20240704

In. Happy saturday, america. Good to be back in new york, i was doing standup in florida, sacramento and idaho falls. Idaho is a boring state. I saw a deer run up to a hector like shoot me, dude. [laughter] i love a homefront as much of the next day but you are driving through nc dead deer, those are not accidents, those are suicides. Avenue under the body saying im bored. If youre new to the show, fox news Saturday Night is a Cable News Peg party for everybody is welcome and we absolutely dont care you vote for because life was so much better before everybody became a pretend activist On Social Media. Can i get an amen from the panel . And i mean that. Facebook needs a button. Nobody cares and im trying to say is we are here for jokes because in normal times, commenters are supposed to make you laugh. Nobody wants to h ....

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Transcripts For FOXNEWSW FOX 20240704

Extreme heat more inconsequential. That means now. L. Now, now. If you do anything at all, joe,t what woulds cow do . Cure cancer. Ng thats what wes should do. We can end cancer as we know iti tom the president has been at his beach house in delaware all week and criticizing Sleepily Joecene for the down time and rc said as of july 7, 2023 and 39. 2 of the president say was went on vacation. Virtuallyer every president in Modernern History and granted obsessing over the president east Vacation Time is a bipartisan affair and people complaining about george w. Brush clearing brush in texas at western white house and drop at winter white house in florida. And obam a loved getting out on the bike. Remow cool in his helmet and mom jeans and Everything Else in moder ....

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