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Much in the spirit of lily tomlin more so than the stand ups of her era like are you a valley girl? and i said, no, i'm a surfer because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? with so much more than stand up. she was commenting on the world we're living in in a really interesting way through these different characters. past this big dude walking around in circles with a picket sign. talking about stop abortion. i said. i have the answer to a boy. he said. what is it? i said, shoot your dick. i was always an actor and one of the reasons i started doing them my losses because i co...

People i've ever performed for was on a cruise ship. it was 950 people you're performing to four nights a week. >> right. >> places, act one. >> how are things? >> oh, good. can i put the game on? the patriots are playing the red skins. >> do we know where the dry cleaning is? there's no job that you can liken to this job. >> what are you trying to say, like that we're some sort of time travelers? >> my hemp business is doing really well. >> i think it's all, i only have like four lines, right? >> is it a kind of supportive? i mean, comedians are not famous for -- comedians are not famous >> s...

Regarding racist roads or the climate change or this and that. again, maybe there is money to be spent from that in other departments but his job is to keep the trains going, to keep the cars going, and to prevent the grounding of our airlines. he is failing in doing that. >> harris: you have to be in touch with what's going on with the people. congresswoman mace just suggested that he only -- she wants to put a bill to say this. he needs to now only fly commercial. no more of the nice buttigieg private flights. i don't care he flies private but he can't do that and thumb his nose at what ever...

>> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of her era. >> they said, you a valley girl? i said, no, i'm a surfer. before there was of the mall there was the ocean. >> so much more than standup. she was commenting on the world we're living in in an interesting way through the different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around with a picket sign talking about stop abortion. i have the answer to abortion -- what is it? i said shoot your [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> ...

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