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With, with this wall, is people dig under the wall. there are drug tunnels that have been busted. i've done stand-ups and stood in them, that are 100 feet deep and as wide as two lanes of traffic. what good is the wall going to do? >> not only digging under the wall but people overstaying their visas. >> that's the big point. that is exactly the point. when you're talking about illegal immigration to the united states, it's mostly people overstaying their welcome. this issue, really boils down -- it's a racist issue and it boils down to the fact that the republicans think that those coming in ...

It if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a val...

>> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, th...

>> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, you want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of...

I agree with you, no problem. everybody has their own opinion. >> reporter: that's true. >> it's like [ bleep ], everyone has one. >> as long as they don't start shooting at each other, right? >> that's right. >> reporter: then the heckling is interrupted by a hero falling from the sky. dana bowman, army golden knight who lost both legs in a mid air collision and lands with old glory and for a moment it feels like we are all in this together. >> that's awesome. just an awesome slice of americana that you gave us and one of the coolest stand-ups we've ever seen of you just riding around on the ...