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You want to see? >> yeah. >> no. >> whoopi goldberg always thought of herself as an actress more so than a comedian. she was very much in the spirit of lily tomlin, more so than the stand-ups of era. >> they said, are you a valley girl? no, i'm a surfer, because before there was the mall, there was the ocean, okay? >> she was so much more than stand-up, she was commenting on the world we're living in a really interesting way through these different characters. >> i passed this big dude walking around the circus with a picket sign, talking about, stop abortion. i said, i have the answer to abor...

Beach? did you notice any reaction? were people headed to the hotel? >> let me show you something. take a look. so out in the distance, quite frankly, this is the last day of a long reporting trip, we'll shoot some stand ups, in the water where those people were surfing right out there. not a siren to be heard. not a word spoken in the water and once we got back to shore. about to have breakfast and meet our colleague sky from nbc left field. and she basically ran up to us with terrified look on her face. and she said did you guys hear what happened? and i'm actually astonished that we didn't ...

Your mouth, which i think is appropriate and funny. >> listen, i don't have time to tell you all the things that are the matter with you. but let's start with that checkered bell bottomed suit. >> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, ...

Your mouth, which i think is appropriate and funny. >> listen, i don't have time to tell you all the things that are the matter with you. but let's start with that checkered bell bottomed suit. >> you had to learn to deal with it if you wanted to make it in the clubs. and the best ones did. >> hi, pigs. >> i don't know how to say this, but i want to be on you. >> i dated my last boyfriend for two years. finally, i gave him an ultimatum. i said, listen, either you tell me your name or it's over. >> this is my long, luxurious blond hair. ain't it pretty? >> yes. >> i could put it in a ponytail, ...

>> save yourself. >> that must have been a fun scene for you to be in, eating all that cake. >> yeah. a few takes. >> i'm sure there were a few takes. the cast have already suffered many heartbreaks, too many of them, including your tv mom ask kbrour d your dad, and your mom, dana boyle. >> i remember when i got the pilot and i met ray for the first time. we were both stand-ups for years but we had never met on the road and didn't know each other. when we knew doris roberts and peter boyle were going to play our parents, it was very, very exciting. these were two big stars, and doris came from...