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Standards schnitzel of justice. ride that baby all the way home. >> yeah. oh, that's good. extra pork flavor. hints of three-day-old fryer grease. i could surf this thing back to my hotel. >> i kid you not. this is a testament to a great culture. also gout. but who's counting? >> do i get a t-shirt if i finish this? or my picture on the wall? [music]