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But we'll see you at the next election I guess well that we get an answer to our question where do we go from here we shall see goodness only knows I think that's about as far as we can get this morning isn't it thank you for all of your contributions this morning really appreciate you getting judge if you called or texted or tweeted whatever it may be Enjoy the rest of the day enjoy the football later and enjoy daddy bakery's on things. Like this C.B.C. Five with the latest B.B.C. News on five live at ten o'clock I'm Mike Young to resume A is expected to finalize her team of ministers this weekend as senior conservatives meet the D. U.P.A. For talks on the detail of their support for the minority government the prime minister needs to work out a deal with Northern Ireland's biggest party ahead of the Queen's speech a week on Monday the same day that BRICS It talks with the E.U. Begin Jonathan laces from British influence it's a pro remaining think tank we now have a situation where she depends on the G.D.P. For support Ireland is going to be important as it never was before so that means that we're now talking about things been bad talking about such as Customs Union single market and one thing we can absolutely guarantee is this whole idea about a new deal that's going out the window some Turris have criticised Mrs May for staying on in Downing Street after failing to secure a majority government but black man is the secretary of the backbench one thousand nine hundred twenty two committee of Conservative M.P.'s The promise is now first the option of calling all right should we have to accept Palmer tracked which does mean the parliament has to decide on whether to hold an election or not and they clearly it matters over whether a government can be formed and it gets quite speech in its budget through if those things happen then Parliament continues last night Labor took the. Overtip seat of Kensington in west London the final constituency to declare after the third recount I'm a dense code won by just twenty votes overturning a majority of seven thousand it leaves the Tories with three hundred nineteen seats in the Commons and labor two hundred sixty two. Scotland Yard says the London Bridge terrorists tried to hire a seven and a half ton lorry to carry out their attack last Saturday they had to get a van instead after the ringleaders car payment was declined eight people were killed in the attack on the bridge and nearby para markets have been two more arrests overnight and police have begun a murder investigation after a shooting in Croydon in south London last night officers say they think the twenty four year old man was a passenger in a car and was targeted by someone on a motorbike pulled up alongside some sport now from Don and it's lines nine three and beat before this game of course but lines by far the best side in this match so far the need to hold it out though all the lions points coming from the boot of oh in Pharrell and Anthony Watson coming very close to a try just now but nine three safe are in Christchurch and follow the match on the B.B.C. Sport website and also on the B.B.C. App as well now just half an hour away from the start of England's Champions Trophy match against Australia let's take you live and Patmos just had the toss in England have won the toss and the decided to bowl their unchanged Jason Roy gets another vote of confidence that makes sense because it's overcast it's cloudy and at the moment the Australians I imagine would rather have both first with their firepower and their armory in the fact this is a quarter final sudden death for Australia they have to win today to qualify for the sameas igloo already in that cup the position we start our past ten. Test Match Special Team of course on five live Sport sex from a quarter past ten and screw the Scotland magical instruction has told this that his team are physically and mentally ready that's for today's World Cup qualifier against England Harry Kane will lead England for the first time that's a match you could also hear courtesy of five live Sport from five o'clock this evening funny for now Maria Sharapova will miss the Aegon Classic in Birmingham that's because of injury a source has told B.B.C. Sport that official confirmation will come through later this week. This is B.B.C. Five on digital smartphone. The weather is going to be breezy with rain in the north and west of the U.K. Today but drying out a bit further south Troy. Is currently closed with traffic building problems in the. Three to junction one on the M four eastbound. Three in both directions is closed right through until Monday morning this is between junction two for the M twenty five and junction three. You can. Watch the way. Beyond reasonable doubt the program the podcast coming soon from five life. This is. A free. Text. Message right that's a day mornings when they come on. Very good morning everybody. This is quickly as possible. Because. He joined me. On the other side of this while. I actually don't. Know your it is this just I think you said. Coming into the show but we don't see he thinks we will put the blinds down we can't see. Much but we've come in this one all the blinds are dead we're in the bunker there's another show going on plugging it still could actually be next door you know as in they're saying we know the do you put it. Somewhere New doing a little dog and pony show it's actually going out they didn't have the nerve to tell us but. Anyhow so if you are hanging on every word loosely breaking the five guys going to. Should. Anything happen then as usual coals will be right over it but I do I actually don't think. So no one will take you to write anything about. It let's do a test on this. We've got a Facebook page but. If you subscribe to that or if you can access it. Right there. Right there were tugboat on a piece of pipe and post it is so I know it's going out the secret word is tugboat if you holding up a word or even if it's a real text in their family if you. Wouldn't it you know I would happy if they said you know was election you say well you know the bigger fish to fry understand that but what I found out is another Politics Show off little understood why the one of the you know one thing the kids. Like very good morning to everybody is it does it here's something longer put pressure on your own. Oh oh I don't like that look I don't know how long you said over there in coach that you know you said over there. Sweet gig I just pretend to laugh at his stuff every four minutes and that. I'm going to be coming up at ten thirty. I don't got a couple three things here. I'm to have it but you must give me give me a question to no not now but you know when we are closer one of the questions will be supplied by which. You look like you know what this only revealing stuff on anything can be taken to you Could you give me we've been sitting here falling out but let's say you doesn't have to honestly you come from I don't know. That because nobody can hear us anyway with no going out there in the morning to everybody and here we go again with another two hours of fun for old and young that the slightest hint of vulgarity. Kick in Indonesia I think I mentioned is full of all kinds and it's starting to rock to him nobody around it is the only mountain in the world and there's no explanation for this as far as I see it skews blue. And no I mean I'm credible if. It's a blue deal and you go to see another moment. It's it is it's. Why. He said my piece is called The other one's fault. What a band they were. So they made the story so now I know you'll sink and. I've got questions if you have info means you know if you want to spin my arm over this I know don't think that me but I just as we. Just another food would light it one and think you know once but they're only are the rules. And therein lies the. It is tricky so if I don't get distracted by going to distract about it very good morning to everybody and also be like if you never heard the show before. This is hearing it this morning. So will be some time drugs are being at the stage that oh the worst thing is Cole Porter's birthday just to please the teenagers but will be on I did you know there's no living descendants of Shakespeare I really it was not always because he. And and didn't have issues themselves but it turns out that's not the truth I didn't know he had twins yes. There you go. And I am in Judas Judith. I suspect Mrs show had a sister who lives out that she and anyways they're both I do know they're twins but there are no living in primary school would you believe a Shakespeare project where you go stayed with exactly what to do you could do and that's and that's why you. Even Know the names as truth. But. By the time it is nineteen that's you know I don't know any of the Shakespeare plays I'm English I don't know any of them I couldn't but in that kind of Cliff Notes why I seem to ascribe to careers again you can say to someone in Shakespeare comes up you said you know. The time is nineteen and I think you must know all the other stuff. You can for the twins you know yeah it's a prince of course Hamlet you know well he did have a song about that let's I know people know you knew it. But the older time was nineteen people simply must know you know love lives lost inside out he knows that very good morning everybody has plenty to do all signal tell you this and I'll read this the other day and I looked up and went into a reverie Winston Churchill had a tattoo. Well he's an old man. So a bunch of projects at an anchor only. You would have to have it at that so it's a rite of passage I suppose but when people say well you might have said I was touching the whole said it of days in there and called them sister because I'm trying to hide it's actually there's plenty of other stuff we can get done but come on everybody is in a lurch and let's focus shall we will be doing this morning perhaps we've got templates go topics here are you doing on that question. You know I think I might have. Number one in fact I'm just scribbling out just OK but Brokaw should know what you were. Just. Having musical parents. In a big Why don't you ring up and say you know Roger Waters model might actually ring up and tell me what was your comment or you having a photograph taken with a board tug boat somewhere and show up. On that spelling and pass them but tugboat is the word small just to prove being broadcast if your parents were in the local operetta or play the tuba but the effect of having parents who were musical had musical evenings to have made you believe probably know what I. Used to have musical even if you go off you know that sit down awhile you go Ross come way in the cone off. So that's the first one number two minutes of music is this for me tales of keeping total is amused. As my life. Probably injuries and the things that resume from that moment is destroying himself right into that but you know around the FROM moment I remember coming home. Was really good. And we had one those little plainer houses just big enough for a talk with a little tiny team in the world and both my mom and dad were in there. They were both inside it. Under sufferance but we all made so we were. Moved to get involved. They'll both be. So tell us about the patients when you had to amuse her in the consequences of that number three famous clothes you have worn Yeah. I know that's a reach but if you've ever. Winston Churchill statue or something like that so you know one of one something. Very shabby once Chris Evans has with now is coats Yeah . So first we went to a. Richard E. Grant school that we both purchased in pieces Chris grander than I was now and from the film you know happened so with you know one. Where. I don't know how. I would have to. He had a quad bike at his place I've been sorry you saw Rawdon around and he was at that only and it took up in the back axle. And so. It was literally rent as it was he's a part of rent asunder with the nails coach if people were listening they'd be upset about the no equipment remember. Anything like this moment the full like the room where secret rooms in compartment. Touched on this before but it is a lovely thing compartments is the good thing here. Seeing what you think of that box and you just touch. On the scene and then you say that's not on you go and then beneath that that's another one secret compartments and secret room. I mean you've got those number five unwanted prizes you have it just. It's seeing those people walking around from fairs and stuff and they won those enormous Barneys or something great big Tweety Bird about six foot tall what you're going to do with that is still on the office eleven in a moment. Kind of on wanted to present a present prize. On those plates number six meeting distant relative. Another one of those. Systems. And on. That moment reunited was a distant relative number seven having to hide food. Hidden Food Now what do we keep from from this that we didn't want them taught any courses a bit like the queen. The front of cloth comedians until the POLITICS returns will take any calls on that want. To work and. Carry a bag and then went to. The used to be. But of course I forgot about it but. It was. Instead of leaving a little bit on the plate. It looked just like just after you put them in the bin and. This is shallower than a regular show. Dress yet. Is it in Tokyo. Something like that happens in Tokyo but I don't treat numbers I haven't a clue I think this said the cities around the world where it's. Twenty . Minutes to go. Oh yes I know what it is Next go back to this one. Like someone in Greece writing Greek. Russian Cyrillic we send magine you send a letter to Russia you can write Russian Russian on it so how does a postman know what it's going and the other thing is what's in it for the Russian postal service to deliver it I would reckon from. Have to put it on the van bring up the front want to get out of it. I did have a Russian pen from but. I think what I used to do trace her she would. Dress right and I would trade and just just had no idea what I was writing I just traced over what she wrote. Penned for and. Sixty eight six Mandarin and I don't know why I don't have to be one of those you know like every other letter that has a. Over and the O's have that line through it. And they're just randomly on it. Didn't look like it. Was right and Russian just did the ol back to front. And those letters that squeezed together. Their names that aren't really average but they're not upside down W.'s either of the same going out because this is frankly not broadcasting. And it comes numbered I think you might have lived fifteen years. Going for that but you know no. Longer You know I've got no. Creepy memories or anything like. Oh I could barely talk my first words. I didn't but. At the beach and now of course I could have been listening to. Programs or maybe on to. And doing one of his you know he made mention in the he should know used to describe it quite well known and also and that's the folks the mention writ large anyone else coming up say I'm not a crackpot bot I think I'm out of live before. Nelson. Number ten things that backfired on you but no satire plays. Back so there's plenty to be getting on with there if you just write tugboat and taught a soul from send it to us we would love love to hear from the so rich is going to stop us in a second but give us time over the what's the question but. I don't want to sit here in the news service think the. Full scale unwanted prizes as a young child I want to dish cloth impulse. My granny's infamous Christmas. Candy it's always handy. If you take control but you get that desperation nothing gives them it's just the thrill of winning it's about what it is actually it is a musical chairs and pass the parcel nothing I just wrote I mean the big football matches that I did nothing I could tense up more than when you're down in the last three in musical chairs nothing. For show and having to hard food there was a terribly greedy kids. That night time snack my favorite book was a big colorful Chinese cookbook by pirates that was all that but there was a good reason I had hollowed out the pages of the. Sandwich. Once the book who knew not Mom got a big Chinese cookbook home with. The engines about that I've never heard of people following out books you see Actually that's a terrific one is F. And Ricky a Ricky Good morning how you doing Ricky thank you very much for being British just . Talking and I know you'll ring in from the next Judio the illusion that this is being you understand was going on. It was the story. As a sort of you know weird and wonderful relative meeting a distant relative very good friend. I mean I just had a chat with my mum because my memories are quite vague but you didn't give me much more insight because they were in Cousin in India. You know in my very early. One nine hundred eighty. Travel round on good as a motor but it was only in the ninety's when you know there was a sort of an affordable call resolution so I had to. Write the words like the Indian phone. The Indian funky really and how and how would he have it would have become the new phone or O.E. It had been rabbit jacket he had he had that was and he had the you know the charisma. But the. Fact that he had was that he had yet to come from one hundred all my friends. You know I was settling in there for a good looking story of an eccentric relative I didn't know we would yield some to some and he would like to get in you would. Not want to know who and who want to tell us where was the other farm. Where you chip. I think. That is the joint. Which the two films would shoot from from not that one I don't know what the correct medical I mean. But the other yeah but the other thing you had you had a custom made because. I mean anyone you know any time anyone used the phrase such a lack of love that goes no fits me. It's not for everyone this old but for now did you become close to him. Many a one or two trips where Norman and. It would i didn't know much of my time here I mean the image it and you get with a full thumb so was one that had to sort of not be a thing now it just just like half the heart of. The problem you can see if you can stop every other car if you hitchhiking that means. Ricky did you spend time with him because you said you had to talk to your mother to confirm this do you think you might have dreamed. I spoke to mum to try and get a name towards the water that even she couldn't remember so I mean it might be something I'm keen to find out now but he's the farm's of course he did that kind of thing with. The three of them would say sure when he did. The training in the Trinity. Crimea could be heard on the back of his a motorbike Yeah I remember another of them in memory of my I'm just clinging on to his leather jacket as he rode down the highway to where and me is like I don't know seven year old just clinging on the back of his mind I don't think there's one thing one thing no one can remember find out now. But that's it he would have known colloquially I know and you know I had a great uncle they don't tell you this the other way because he knows. That so but every ounce of thank you very much for the distant relatives I don't know if he is notable is that I didn't see such glory in the early call the three thousand uncle . Saying he did if he had kids you knew the three found uncle in the family everything yeah good for seem to check when you're. Older it fell if I remember my story of The Scarlet Pimpernel could that's wearing ever interest in ever money like many becoming not able to go over there perhaps Graham phrases that he had once last week. Time to work on Monday morning listening to the podcast and that's pull over and let you know about a phrase I need heard once a lady with a very straight face towards the end of the P.C. Wake said I'm not had time to spin a cat and still maintains this is a correct thing to say. So if he were here but it's not about mispronouncing them or indeed. It's all about actual phrases the people insist no that's how the phrase E S I made another one of a cat last week when it looked confusing Yes there you are as useful as a cat. And you know when you know when the travel happens on the right yes you were there. Bonnie until recently so they said a shade low as in. A low that would fit in a shade because when you say there's a shed load holding up. The expression of a shed load of that stuff which is the only time it's ever use not for she said to be a shed load of drawbridge your silly. Shed load. Vinnie a Vinnie I got to hear you doing good as gold when you know video earlier on we were saying. Any more more Napoleons hacked or something like that Vinnie. It's notable. Conquered it's more on. The subject for the first friends. What is it then well we're going to. Go to two thousand and not famous you know what they called I writing for a whole lot of country clubs that kind of thing I read trying to be like oh good for you did you play with the rising sand. Going on Pretty Little Big crowd where occurred so how long did Raising Sand last. Seven years and believe me I'm generally interested do you remember the meeting where you all got together said. It is going anywhere did it but did it end badly or was a bog. CONAN common consent it felt bad it is fine but I'm sure it was great we all met down the pub somewhere in Cobb and decided we were going different directions and now back to work I say to direction is. There it is you raising sand trying to make your way in the rock'n'roll world what happened. When I needed it I need a guitar and so really gets our T.V. Set with this marshall for which well. I need an amp showed me this ad in the back of it's like a tree out of the back of a magazine of some so many just. In London come in get it fifty quid kind of thing so we jumped in the back of gender the back of the cards because you're one of three counties. And went to summer camp pretty sure it's summer in Clapham. But when we got there it was like a warehouse quite a big place was like an open plan office. And this guy letters to the to the corner of this this office and this is like books and paper and all sorts of stuff everywhere and he kind of dusted off the sand. You know creating a whole mess and he revealed this march that was in Marshall's four by twelve cab you know with the J C M eight hundred think it was acknowledged that he revealed the kind of lower section of the and he just had the word Jesus in white paint Richard in front of the M. . And I looked at it and I saw I don't know how that fits into what we're doing in the band was kind of digging the inside and saying that that could be read that was his name from Jesus and Mary Chain and the guy said Oh yeah that was. The read read . Moby doing this relatively to Jesus form of Eric Clapton's son but the. Bona fide is on this clinical book in the can of paint a much easier front of the temple actually right but he actually showed me. Where he was showing the lights that it's kind of the distribution area and I don't know what it was but he had stereophonic box going our way six boxes at the time and it was all quite bonafide they were like some kind of music storage. Shipping computer some so well Vinnie could. Get the band back together if he could could if that's possible if you're still talking to each other and yeah as soon as Tier five Friday returns. It's unity if I Friday returns then we will it because the first band they're not going to be good. Partners very good margin you can get on it kind of you know go if you go close to him but he was an open plan office huge upfront but you know a hundred people working I wasn't much of a guitarist and not much friendly guitars the sort plugged in he had his guitar with a magic word he turned this thing crank it up to sort of eleven if you will and he let go he called and literally you could see everyone in the ground if you go for lunch going to. Appreciate the idea that the the actual subject is if you have any one famous club and he said this give me a perfect opportunity to tell you I am still there given that you're very lucky that they now we know guess coming in that we've got an oldish not a broadcast in this morning as you know so we will give you the list the subjects member return after the sausage sandwich game which is contributing to this morning . Put you on the radio get your way and we can talk about you know matters but it will be right back on digital online smartphones and tablets this is B.B.C. Five Live with the latest headlines at ten thirty I'm Mike Young tourism A is continuing to try to shore up the minority government by continuing negotiations with the Democratic Unionists the prime minister needs the support of the do you piece ten M.P.'s to have a working majority in parliament recriminations are continuing within the Conservative Party after widespread criticism of the Tories election campaign several M.P.'s have openly questioned to reason May's rights to remain in office others are focusing their anger on AIDS Police say the London Bridge killers plan to use a seven and a half ton lorry to carry out terror attack. In which eight people were killed they were prevented from hiring as a week ago because their payment was declined and they rented a small a van instead and a murder investigation is underway after a man was shot dead in Croydon in south London last night police say the twenty four year old man who was travelling in a car was shot by the pulley and passenger of a motorbike pulled up alongside him some support now from gun thank you there may have been on beat before the game but the Crusaders were very much second best today in Pharrell kicked full penalties as the British and Irish Lions beat them twelve three in a dominant display in Christchurch all the details on B.B.C. Sport website of course and elsewhere this morning endless bowlers are looking for early inroads against Australia in the Champions Trophy match at Edge missed in the very latest from the opening stages from Patmos and in the first over Jake ball just one pass the outside edge of David Warner an absolute beauty a rueful grin from Warner these are testing batting conditions for the Australians this morning that won the toss I understand of the bowl on a coup cloudy morning rain is forecast around about four o'clock that's a strangely as problem not England's because Australia must win this game to progress in the Champions Trophy both sides unchanged capacity crowd ignore straight you don't you talk about up here not for the Australian the first over thank you Pavel Bible coverage on Five Live Sports Extra right now that's in play highlights and text commentary as well on the B.B.C. Sport website in the man she carries Southgate says Harry Cain has a terrific mentality after giving him the captain's armband for the savings World Cup qualifier against Scotland in the midfielder Adam Lallana says it'll be a big occasion at hand and park give me a great atmosphere one I'm sure me and in the last will survive off I was lucky enough to play in a game a couple of years ago and we won three one and the game at Wembley was it was good as well convinced that arena where each game is different. As ready as ever and looking for the three points to finish off our season commentary of Scotland versus England from five. And before that we'll bring you the French Open women's final last between Simona Halep And yes Hank Aaron looking ahead for as our tennis correspondent Russell for the most significant moment of Hallett's year came in Miami in March when her coach Darren Cahill told her she would be on her own until after the French Open he just witnessed her breakdown mentally when on the cusp of victory Have you had a concert and told her it was time she worked things out for a self impressed by her response he returned earlier than anticipated and the twenty fourteen runner up is now one win away from the title and taking over as world number one Austin Penco is twenty and has never experienced a Grand Slam final before but has played powerfully and fearlessly so far Alfie here it is I mean to become the first British tennis player to win a French Open title in the wheelchair singles today it's not going his way though at the moment he's playing Argentina's defending champion Gustavo Fernandez a Roland Garros and Fernandez has won the opening set six games to love me while Maria Sharapova will miss the a gun classic in Birmingham because of injury a source has told B.B.C. Sport that official confirmation will follow later this week sharp over hasn't played since playing at the Italian Open with a sigh problem and Killie Reichen and set the pace out of Lewis Hamilton in the second practice at the Canadian Grand Prix rock N N's Ferrari teammate Sebastian Vettel was that this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online the smartphone and stuff but whether after a wet start to Saturday in Northern Ireland it's priming up know they'll still be the odd shower around as we go through the afternoon in Scotland rain spreading northeast words but then turning dry and a bit brighter last year after doing goes on and into the evening looks like a fine picture of Hamden park by then for the big match in northern England only Wiles' Rob breaks of rain continuous the afternoon goes on another batch of rain will toss from west to east across whiles the Midlands and southwest England will be rain coming in later this afternoon into the sea evening should be a late afternoon always for that threat of rain we choose edge Boston. And southeast England plenty of sunshine this is what I was saying the days highest temperatures into the mid twenty's in the warm spots elsewhere across the U.K. Mostly around eighteen to twenty one Celsius which caught a breezy gusty wind for part two of the weekend's morrow sunshine and showers most frequent across northern and western parts of the EK five plus weather and on the roads the M four eastbound is still closed in London that's from Junction three to junction one with queueing traffic building that is due to problems in the court area and in Surrey the M three in both directions is closed as chooser road works between junction two the M twenty five and junction three and that closure on the N three is right through until Monday morning travel with election twenty seven C. On the B.B.C. It is to reserve who is being employed because she was always. Pushing . She's failed. She wants to carry on as Labor leader fares to history is a move she wants to. Move in anything else this comes three needs a period just to. Keep listening to five Live continued reaction and analysis of the election twenty seven saying. Today mornings with Danny Baker finally. Danny bacon sausage sandwich guy will it be red sauce brown sauce. And. Thanks thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Andy. Just have a radio station the broadcasts that hold a. Clue for the people who. Don't know but they obviously are open to when you hear something over a radio station that just plays that day when everything else is going on when you know colleagues outside here in the B.B.C. Hammering you know they had with the self-help of the other channel and it sounds like this turn up again. Was. Going to crowd funding I'll get a crowd something about one hundred a station that just plays this whole day. Is a friend night and night and this night that night and take you do a night and I'm so if I do a particular little broadcast for the station that just plays that all day because of the grace the great triple jumper and former Team G.B. Captain Nathan Douglas joins us. In the evening. Event so you have the Fed up of the news by now. You know there's another political show on after us which is fine because there has been a general election but Smalling lose pat on the self and your nice images here like clowns at the circus trying to cheer people up so nice and welcome aboard this morning and let me let me ask you something about the triple jump the saying and is it still sand. Or is it a special sand or is it not sand atoll. Yeah. Absolutely everywhere you can imagine living basically all the people are just out. This is a toddler they're saying I'm going to be a triple jumper too if that's the deal here all day in the sand pit Brown Wilson. So you think we're living in the. Real Santa not real Santa. But this disease special Santa but they charge a fortune for a name in fact they could make it off a building site if you haven't already don't know what's really kind of difficult to do on it consequently. Nobody told. The quality because you know where you are on. The legal standing and often just really find it on. The lawn and how deep is that pit but the same in a chain to this rock about. There's not much depth ceremony because the the impact when you name surely I mean I don't you disappear up eating up your neck but there's got to be a good foot of the sand resin. Called be quite deep. Under a lot. Of lots of doesn't matter because you can tell looking you know would not a new show you know we were in the future will get you on here and examine the sand because it's the kind of thing that I watch and I think what is that stuff but he but you know you know in this game in the barn for most of the game is when I was to deal with liking rocky four was the greatest film of all is that some terrible some terrible rumor has been poor How could anyone the favorite film be rocky for all nice and. That's my generation and you know no rock it was full Why broken father films were available surely. Well when it went off Oh I think it was before what could be our. Last you know what you. Know we got. Lucky for you would have been close to crossing. The line of what sort. Remind us again in Rocky four is that the one where he goes Ivan Drago he said looking down at his notes. As the one and Rocky five How does that know. That what you want to I don't know in my sight who was the last great I'm going to tell you someone you can just snap your phone. I've never seen a Rocky film of anything rocky if you don't believe I don't know. How could you not well I'll tell you I tell you something no it's an years ago we didn't record a long long time and years ago I used to say that and that led me to ask people what they'd never done my good friend Danny Kelly has never want to hear a blue jeans right so we started doing that now it's it's own right yo show thanks a lot for the royalties from that I give and I give but I know I've never said it's not because I've never seen a rookie film not as a show called I've never seen style was you know one where you got the idea for a night and we're not you know I'm thinking you need to find or watch it get back to me. If only I could try if only comprise that the my wife's hands are. Out you know we'll all watch it and get back to review it is still Sylvester Stallone in it or a good move done by then but he's still in it yeah that was so funny. You see I don't think it was in a lot of Flatbush and then that was it Rambo No not really but was the second Rambo was the second one wasn't the first one but it was the one. Night and there's not full of Iraq because otherwise that show what wants peace there are going to be out there on the show it never rains. If you're not you have heard this before. But now well bless you it's. You're going to wish we were still talking about Rocky when he gets into but you got nothing to worry about because only you could possibly know the answers to the questions are coming out so you comes out from Mark in Sheffield a mark and I mean how you do it couldn't be better moment you have seen Rocky for No I haven't I want to go on the nice example Conan universe to our live in who is old grandpa was walking around talking to blow over really don't know what. It's. On your Preston Sturges films a night and you've never seen a Preston Sturges films analysis. Yet I still look not as good as you plan for not a new token in place Mr Mitchell who's with me to meet him well OK well it's. Twenty years ago scansion my sister's ex boyfriends Jamie my sister's younger brother but I wouldn't trade it particularly well if I want to see. You turn in our travel for miles to get to live me up when you're on a Sunday morning and you go out like I let the fifteen people turn up and they were this everyone got four inches Mark do you want to get in China. China for hadn't asked are they so what it was I am not one catch the guy and June said I got one testicle and I said please Mr can you find me a team to play for. I did only say and what I keep was I said OK I am a child in the story now so not the best tale about not the worst of can like for example if you are in the playground and is of the seven it's only going to be. The number twelve of the ball kind of stand and going to as it will cause it to be going to the cricket and also the going usually last half an hour if you complete the story will be on during the political news in an era for English because we deem it a cricket we go and they know nothing to tell us to learn the cricket seem to be fine saying under multiple Westminster Mitchum which is the team I take you are allocated Yeah well that's right and I want my smashing of legs and it was it was just a question it was the end of my clients it wasn't quite George Best that I found. It was it was a really really invigorating football in experience really to many senior political enemies on the show there was not the bunting is not the word Westminster and it's got a gym a gym gyms in Copenhagen now. I mean the whole hoity you Jim Jim you haven't seen Rocky for. Ninety minutes are you what you'd remember. If you'd see. I've been and now I'm going to start for that's that's the thing to do as anyone ever took a trilogy even police academy started Number seven going back. To the character introduced in the last installment. Plan for Jim. Well boringly I'm going to play for Celtic. Oh you were you watching the going tonight by the way. I'm not sure absolutely what. Kind of. British T.V. In Denmark come on they're going to legally five Live they will bring you every single moment of it if we are off the table and if Mark finishes a story you can get. Wonderful. Right sort of not available you haven't as the show this morning all. No I can look you're out there in the world and often look you're in the world. Because Hugh didn't I think just by his own petard there he said you can hear five Live and he says he's hearing us we are definitely not broadcasting. What we're going to do next we're going to go to the cricket I'll start the game but we'll start the game if we have to interrupt to peps then people have to try and hang on nice and was going to grow some questions only you could possibly know the answer to. And by trying to anticipate your answer mount for the Westminster mission and gym for Transport go for the team then it's all over and you're performing like on today you're working night and I think oh yes phone number. In a lot of. Live I can't tell you how much we appreciate thank you can add a little dog and pony show where you should be on it don't get in the zone after this stick you just serving here we go now what you will keep if you get out. No you're angry hearing all these comments of people haven't seen the greatest film of them made but this time next week I'm going to. Oh now what happened normally I would do it but it's Morning us from the impetus and onus of the two Louise paper on the other so the first question is going to be set by Louise numbers no good. If you can't back up well I sort of got a complicated math one but I got lost. So I abandoned my solution to the first one the Moloch. When Nathan woke up this morning before coming on here how did he wake up did he open his eyes naturally just at this hour Is it really this is that there's so many variations on this to an alarm went off that woke him are all of this out sorry papes I'm so sorry number three somebody else that's a brilliant I'm so let me know because I thought this is just. Not as easy as that it's as easy as that it was an easy this it was a bigger surely And so Mark Mason This morning long clock woke him up somebody woke him up he just now. Truly woke up that's that's you do this every week perhaps not what you think particular along. The last summer or trying to be. So that'll be that includes phone calls from. Actually that would mean the wrinkle we should remain about. A long haul won't actually that's the question because that people will know when we broadcast the show. Jim you're left with somebody. Boy so past six Come on up could be an alarm call this is your big. Question is a bone. He woke up naturally What do you think Jim. And the beautiful great somewhere like. It couldn't work out before the alarm went off I did that this morning literally a minute before it supposed to go off now isn't good enough to be with this is morning when you woke up this morning he woke up naturally before the alarm went off the alarm or go off or somebody else. With the notion Douglas was the answer silly. Wake up naturally your whole while unfair what is that underscore patch to mill Celtic one take it all back I thought their questions are going to have no resolution or to relate. What happens now is that we go back to the beginning again and I'm going to set a question. This is how can I tell you that the cricket is currently Australia twenty fourth and I'll be going over to find out oh that's a I'm just on it for you. To sit in there when I read this morning from the life that you're going to go over to cricket every five minutes or so OK. Because it doesn't doing the updates on the real. Right exhibitor first crack at this now no it's a new you do you do it you know meters in sentiment you know about feet and inches right now you can. There are wild more kind of mean one of. Them remaining prepared to get on those I'm conversing now and have it in case we don't notice now. Jim you're going to first go this is about Nathan's height totally right so we are told now. It's like I'm five foot nine. Mt Everest is shrinking Mt Everest lost an inch last years with Mt Everest can do it don't look at me if I'm suddenly going to disappear in. Nathan. It unfun five foot nine is the inches Papago look to here Jim the entry is part of Nathan's height and we get to descend to meet his and convert if you will right he inches up between one and four story you know it will be six for two if he can be five one is up tonight the decider told news so if he is. Four five and seven he could be or between eight and I'll include zero in a if he's dead bang six foot that's the thing and this is precise as far as Nathan Douglas knows Jim the inches part of his height is between is one two three or four five six or seven or eight nine zero inches part of Nathan's high where you think I'm going to go from. One to four dummy I think you probably six. OK there's no way I look this up in a very nonces Oh no I didn't look it up I just don't want people to do that on their. How tall. Would you think. Eight to zero or five to seven. Well. The way I would go so if you asked me first all the goals really aren't solicits I want to go next month down and keep my fingers crossed seven. Out of it you can on the other way could be dead he could be you know we don't know television lies I've never met Nathan Burton he could be. He could be eight feet nine we don't know television people are saying I'm going to be like Russell Brand in fact I'm quite impressive now it's a mystery in in me is you know. Do you know the answer you need us to convert. I'm fine I know you are OK so the inches part of your height is between one and four five and so look beyond. To zero What do you think I love to dance is all very. Well one we've been doing this night and we've been doing this record like twenty years and every week we have to come up with this stuff so we'll do one for five and seven or eight and I'll include zero in that the answer please no sometimes. They all do I don't think it was all good option on the score score remains Westminster mill Celtic one. That's the saying it's always it's always an option it's common sense as opposed to a leap in the dark and I use that because I know what my thing does for a living. So here we go now with question and this could be a tie breaker as well when we don't need that spec question as Mike now of the of the got a pretty good. QUESTION Even if we don't need it here we go. So it goes back to this could be for the game or is equalized order or to be an equalizer will be an equalizer. And I just doing this from here is always like this it's always like this now it's here we go. You know and it's going to wind down if he tries to eat me there is on the few people in minds able and so long he could have a meal in the only touchdown a couple of times you say you know I mean. Six to seventeen point six four metres is that right nice and you know see I don't know what that means until I convert it in that's fifty seven feet ten and of course. All. The bridges that I know to touch down off you know so to transcontinental flights. So I hen nights in a sausage Chamish I don't eat in the air he wants League it's the other end he lands in the sand pits the sand off the sausage as a phrase and then he. Does he also brown souls does he asks and no source told. Him and you need this yeah I know you do it she sounds like someone that can I just. Need a previous question. So I just figure out the rates. Don't examine the weight and person didn't know me put. This doesn't happen right now we're going to Jim here's the sausages in Copenhagen Jim Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen but. They're not very good I'm not British I mean how do we do with them then it's something we boil them in water oh really Yeah exactly and I'm more of a frank. You know the more. They have some. Oil the hospital man will introduce them to the country in the New be a billionaire. But you're left with Brown also told you. Well I'm going to read as well. I'm going to rest Danny you're going to hit me for it but I'm going to go on more sauce with whom it really seems cavalier It's almost like you don't care about the result. And reveals it the gory fruit of the African sausage tree can grow two feet in length one way up to fifteen pounds as a sausage treat everyone come on get up. Growing those Nathan I hand you a sausage sandwich he look up momentarily from your rocky four on your watch and say oh hang on I'll have red sauce I'll have brown sauce I'll have no source at all the great Nathan Douglas the answer please. Everything was on the ground slow. Right boy I would say Doesn't this for if he remains Westminster to mill Celtic one. So it could accept the truth only. Shot himself in the sausage earlier on. Get more business if you go over there in Copenhagen What do you do I work for a drug company and I knew it wanted out so I knew it. The drug company OK I got your thank you very much in the dream I will get the petition going to get the station over there you get what everybody gets who plays a sausage sandwich game very best wishes nice and so tell us where you and I are on today almost a deal. So I'm going to need. A competition over. Look at kickoff around the local time but for the younger you are comporting great Web wrote this you know in our book and how important is know it's important but you have to list the top your finger and take the into the wind. Put it what is allowable when you can't do it the guy elaborately. You allowed to point me is to me and the new tail point Hiromi is to Second So for example. When I was down on slightly running around ten and a half years wow to know when they're not able to push me next of course to only get it plus two point one two point two is illegal by the dumpster OK but toward any kind of record you can't qualify but and if you ever have you have gone further than seven in six four and and had it disallowed. By how much you know. A lot of people have done you know not to jump so. We dated and I look well look although. It's forty four years in the way when they were you just did to me five and I thought I know you think this is gin music but coming to see is when you go to set it you know you won't believe how many people think you know this is the perfect place to take a nap they showed you the plane you decide to set up a plane it was so nice and thank you so much they're going to hold the best of the today for in witnesses they don't otherwise as midnight in Douglas and now the show's own jingle. Show. To always do was be thank you very much indeed. Josie a second chance. Danny holy what you just you know but also because it's not thirty seconds we got the news on I want to patronize her and just say Oh thanks for your call an end of it on like to stretch I like to take the broad flexible view would you join us again in about six minutes and no more do it properly I do. Thank you Josie I just want to get you on there and you've got no shows pretend I was listening the point of order to stop the texts if Nathan had been five foot eleven that would have come under the eight to zero measurement in the zone went to ten didn't he when he said I took it to mean eight up to no it's still I should say I didn't think that. The Imperial question was metric measurements which is of a piece with the sausage average guy I know I thought over ten inches and I think you'll find the. You know problems are like wish you know. Even though I try to the right it will normally would be gone by now but we're going to be around another hour and then the election coverage overturns again so we're take that fighting talk on digital online smartphones and tablets this is B.B.C. Five Live and with the latest headlines on five live at eleven o'clock I'm Mike Young to reason may is expected to finalize her senior team of ministers as she tries to form a government with the support of the Democratic Unionist Party the Prime Minister's failure to secure a majority in the general election has led to calls for her resignation as well as concern about what an alliance with the D. U.P.A. Might involve our assistant political editor is Norman Smith you get the sense of senior ministers are looking at each other trying to see who's going to do what trying to sort of game plan about what actually is going to happen next because we are into this complete sort of uncertainty about how long Mrs May is going to continue for it's understood there will be no formal talks between the Conservatives and the day U.P.A. This weekend to resume a needs to have a deal in place for what support she might get ahead of the Queen's speech a week on Monday in the final results of the election last night the labor took the seat of Kensington from the conservatives and then to code overturned a majority of seven thousand to win it by just twenty votes in Scotland Yard says one of the London Bridge killers try to hire a seven and a half ton truck on the morning of the attack Karim but payment failed to go through so he hired a smaller van instead police have released more details of the attack Commander Dean Hayden is the head of the Metropolitan Police is counter-terrorism command and back of the van we found thirteen wine bottles they were filled with what we believe to be lighter fluid tied around the top of those bottles was remnants of tracksuit bottoms and in the front of the van we find blow torches and what we believe is that those items were going to be used for what I call Molotov cocktails . Petrol bombs with a view to being used as part of the attack seven people remain in custody in connection with the attack a week ago tonight a twenty seven year old man was detained in Alford in East London last night and a twenty eight year old man was arrested in Barking and the early hours of this morning and police in south London say it appears a man shot dead in a car was targeted by someone on a motorbike It happened last night in Croydon two minutes past eleven in the sport this morning from Don thank you twelve points from the bit of a and far less help the Provisional Irish Lions defeat the previously unbeaten Crusaders twelve three in Christchurch the Lions were dominant throughout will be concerned with an eye injury to Stuart Hogg suffered in a collision with Connor Murray in the first half now Australia batting against England in the Champions Trophy and there's been a wiki Pat Murphy. Of David Warner Mark Wood the bowler he'd just feathered one behind that we get to but with a keeper he'd gone for twenty one Smith just cleaned up all ends up first ball toward lucky to survive that one after eight overs Australia forty five who won in bowler friendly conditions commentary continues on Five Live Sports Extra Alfie who is a me to be on the first British player to win a French Open title in the wheelchair singles today he's playing Fernandez of Argentina he lost the first set six Love five all in the second and go on strike and says he Scotland side will enjoy that and savor their World Cup qualifier against England at Hampden Park hurricane may make captain for England in that match he can hear it from five pm in five five sports this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online smartphone ensample at today's weather it's going to be breezy with rain in the north and west of the U.K. But it should dry up a bit a bit later on today a further south pole dry and warm with sunny spells and a couple of things on the roads to update you on the M four eastbound is closed in London with queueing traffic due to problems in the court area that's from Junction three junction one. Between. Morning. Let me just. Put the. Youngest. Question. Yes Oxford University now go from the youngest to the oldest of his realistic camera. Right so from the youngest down to the oldest players. Youngest three. Second youngest Oxford University. As thick empire not as tech camera you're wrong Oh it goes in three Aztec empire Oxford universe. I just read is older than the. Cost goes crazy because we think the Aztecs along. Contemporary. I think that was like him in the early one thousand nine hundred don't know when I'm at something like that but honestly. Somebody can confirm that for us OK Because that if nothing else we do this morning unbelievable nothing much else that nobody would get that question right you can put your house on it. Somehow wasn't if you just takes one of the men under the chocolate bar which very few kids remember and. Honestly Oxford University is all in the eyes take a little here from Josie Josie. Good job would you take. As being younger than Oxford University is just a hyper leave I would. Given the answer why but how could that be because not one of the sticks were a million laughs but. Still knocking around surely. Become talk about ancient. Universities all morning. This is a subject having getting a prize you don't want what happened to Josie Ratley I didn't want me and when. I did it in the small Somerset village it was one of the most. Shocking for me when I won it was a small Somerset village it was any rich want to pull hard. The. Hard rushing now and hang on yes you have heard of this and retractable home know a micro up in a house where we have fire Imagine imagine like you pick me up . Push it. No rush came I said he was. Placated it was a great kid shiny chrome at the age of ten I possibly focus so I'm only and. Let him go a representation OH NO SIN CITY story oh we're going to we're. Taking. This mystery and need to come out with my son with me but I decided to. Bring him to swank because this subject is on what it is and you just seem to be getting real may go from Josina saying a one I had one of these That's what I don't want to process and I'm like What did you come from years ago I mean it's been about. How my life I think it may still be. The same park but next time I get visit my friend that new plane has some of the work that is still there most of the connection between. Production and. Not a head rush probably the smaller one. And all now it's a rotten Pryor's I don't know I thought in a hot brunch. Oh I know that is a lousy prize and. That's what I said about you perhaps I might be the only one of these in the back. Of the little carousel that used to be in fall places you know people don't have them anymore you had the you had a little carousel and it had you off brush and really get it that this one didn't need a carrot. Top being retracted all you could just you know ha oh I'm home on the again I still think you're showing off a bit because I see this you Scully still. With us any longer. I'm sorry for invoking no one but me boat is Fiona Bruce isn't it does it now yeah and but I thought he'd ring up now and just say we know the last time one of those on antiques road show it went for over fifteen quid. I could pretend to be Cinderella. And a little bit of my God. I'm so sorry I misunderstood as when it brought out because I promised my family had no notion zero eight yeah it's the fact that a bold man cannot relate to the subject. And that's what Thank you very much for tremendous pay but it was a rotten prize but HOTH brushed by the fireplace this is the sort of thing your Josie was yelling things on the carousel about the. Shovel you have a shovel a Poca and a hoss brush and sometimes the tongues of people that form a big chunk collar no false things on the. Head for. A loaded coming to dominate coming to share what you go there that's what I didn't food sort of all these interruptions of the cricket by the way the bonus. I never did. And ended up there when I returned to university what was that bombing in the early nineties my mum would kindly pack me off with a delicious wholesome homemade fruit cake which I could make last for several weeks if my friends didn't find out about it so I used to make and take a deep chocolate cake to share all selfishly hiding my lovely fruit cake to eat on the quiet delicious weeks late at night a good method and I don't Thomas leave regrets it Boss pancake to give away. I just thought many people would fuck you for fruit cake had never been a local notice. To me a bald poster I don't have to touch that straight line you just gave me with so. David when he was time Chelsea he read the enemy he was in those days. And I said to. Is an Emmy and a social reader to Chelsea players and throw in the shell was a really nice enemy. You know everyone is a competent going to see something like that so you have to buy two enemies he did that Oh and one on the lining of his kit bag and the other one shows said he would destroy the other enemy but they never found his real one and that's similar to the island in her case her friend Dominic Dominic why don't they thank you so much for being with the dumbing down of this subject is a. Piece of famous closing Now the previous caller just rang up to tell us we been in a band. With the subject which is fine but what have you got for us Dominic but it wasn't. My dad. Jimmy Carter was. My wife while the former number eleven shirt Jimmy Carter was. PRESIDENT Now tell us tell us exactly how it could be that your old man was such bespoke threads that my well my time was actually quite well nigh to wearing spending an awful lot of money my dad at that time was where working. Soon I decided to explode with laughter the idea you could be chosen for a matter. Were. When they took me out people that when they could reply they would take the hate they would get a hole in. The body would be melted down the clothes would be dispersed by. My mind before we get on. And now I'm just thinking Pepsi who's out for men to say would you given half a chance I'll give you a few minutes to think about it I don't know what I'll see myself in one of those Jane Austen type bonnets Yeah Elizabeth Fry she still in there I think I'm addressing all went on you know we go here we got monkeys dressed as famous people among second one second Dominic on second morning. Elizabeths fried. The suit President Jimmy Carter That's right anyway so there it is you rubbing. And so what happened. Was that I have to tell you somebody else but I call a member who. Can now. Throw paper here and we're going to take it that they. Didn't know about it how could you never wrong just before. I don't know who to believe it So prudence the WHO shoes might be wearing. I'm like really commenting wrecking my brain to much to try to find it if I could remember but I thought your shoes had a hole in the bottom because that's where the rod one took to prop up the back. With with. The regard this is the phrase cool oh. Alright so this. Was that. And. Things like jury member you having not only. Been here for life I had no one thousand nine hundred ninety Well sure brackets. Yeah actually the people you don't like it you know the celebrities would. Be getting it right where they would you know they would just pull the clip you don't like them and I reply you didn't know but that comment been Bobby Moore shows what I might get when it was sent by you was given by will be more so I doubt. You might have been this is. About things that wasn't meant you being very casual about something that everyone gripping the arms at. Saying that it surely did not happen . I used to wear it when I was young. No idea where it went this day elements of this story screenplay begging to be written into the wrist and then. To suit. Us I present. No one needed to be a contemporary Jimmy Hoffa's would have been well if it could have been anybody from sort of a murderous. Victorian Victorian. Strews it could have been very. Much second the dominant We don't go to the cricket we want to go to. Pat Pat I mean join the chat follow. Dunny. Cricket equipment the West. Australia got a chance to send the old enemy home on the first available play because if they lose today they're out of competition. Worry about that too much will be and is due to raid this off new afternoon so it could be complete nerve on. Sixty eight for. Fifty overs a side the happy top. To Danny Boy. And immediately we're going to go into the life of. Them and. Help themselves to relics from. This is just so tremendous This is a promise and you can understand never was a show like this at all he shoots at a hole in them sometimes down. The. Held up the. Celebrity So now we've got your dad he's going to be wearing Jimmy Carter suit with Bruce Forsyth. He's going to. And what he can you can't assume. He was yes he was Jimmy Carter's I guess he didn't. Like you can I get you know no idea what happened so yes I mean you know I think I think when people are taking the stuff which is to be the closest thing that I was. And didn't suit him all there are photographs of you it was like yesterday you get waiting for peace like that well then. Jimmy Carter being the same. Quite well but then again I don't know but that it went through how right I live to decide which one where Jimmy was. You know not have been going to be critical. When we said. This subject ever won anything famous I didn't think that yeah everything everything our family wears is famous that it's a true tell Domini do you know anything anything anything. Has a history I'm sure I have in the poll but I could go down like that used to like you know it's very very cold so I wouldn't run but I know I wouldn't. Produce if I mean the next seven days don't need visit him and tell us more next week because. This is exactly the. Some of the. Many thanks Sarah be right with who would you be peps you know I do they still have such a pet The Beatles in there because I'd love to wear one of those. I don't know you can buy those you know I really you can buy on. The back B. Campbell I do that all the Queen. Very. I think I think we get the ambition in this show is going there at the voting Sarah and I thank you so much for being there seriously if you had given any thought to who at a meant to say if they had Siloam the clothes and. Oh I cannot imagine a Diana Princess of my own there is that very. Big wedding dress would have been twenty more want to try the. Stuff you see as gross or so Mary Quant stuff is not the but anyway Sarah what do you got for us this morning we thought I wanted PRESIDENT OK. I was going back to the like seven people. When. We would always go to my nan and grandad house the house the extended family on down could cause their you. Only on people don't get to get them. Right then we could try to go in the off the you know we've got a little box second Christmas Day no. One. I want to. Show you just. Yet didn't know what I had wrapped up but property very well we did think about it looked at I think it was my mom. What did you do to win it. I would replace the guard. And we don't need to fill the form very much by now out there without you don't know how I can hold it yeah yeah. Yeah good now we got what I wanted Yeah I want to bring my how old we when you were on the. Cover you. What I call played by twelve I mean I don't know and so didn't know you probably helped the household chores it wasn't some that made your heart sing thinking that all that will come through not nine percent household grease not exactly that's right and I think we get forty five again we just put it back in the cockpit of the bank sorry that there's a lot of people now raising an eyebrow saying one morning a broken economies can't. You can't I mean. Monks come to Brazil and sometimes in the Sinai Peninsula pick up some bread as you go and they haven't got that look at their own scalpers but they do them trying to give a starving Dorado bone Brillo need to get some of it thank you thank you thank you they don't eat don't see the advertising already I don't know that you don't see it you know that right yeah you're right what do you think that stuff is in a bread of. Yeah it would become. Something else because you know. If anyone works for Britain where they are you tell us what the. What the actual steel wire where it's from. And yeah and another thing. If you're coming back into the charge of when O'Neill brutal. Terrorist thank you and not take you know still got it be ridiculous No thank you very much indeed Sara now as we got was Oh you can always get when you see him by him I don't know whether my nose I don't know how old am I at somebody it works in the factory but what is the pink stuff what you got it that's priced. I went to I came in to fair for a charity a few well and was saying in a boy's hostile every morning the young guy working there would make me. It was so overpowering Unfortunately I couldn't stomach the first one in the bin when I came back later that day I found a note asking me not to waste food however the chip patties kept coming and I couldn't bring myself to say no thanks so I started to hide them in my locker but after a while it started to smell I had to get rid of them and noticed the family next door had a temper they used as a pin on their terrace Ruth So I got back full of shit passes in it I got back that day to find the woman of the house chasing a monkey round the broom with the monkey holding the bag of its hand but this time it finished not many TAR terakhir support survived she was furious obvious friends with her sons but never had the heart to own up for everyone the arm broken stream of exactly what he had in mind when he leg on the pipe and office this is the stuff should be more of these shows that don't get. Me living for pleasure alone a popular a lot of parties in a tariff huge part and the most he got the thing in is a friend Mark a mark. Just fooling around where you I will follow is continuing its election coverage in thirty five minutes time so. What have you got for us. I don't really know any other way discard it but basically I want I want to rubbish . And now. A lot of people are looking up now and saying Now Chile nobody possum own your soul willful that they would have you know looking down from a bottle of Scotch he had a tin of Quality Street and then the been baked did you know that was on offer for Stone No no I didn't finish it. But in context no I. Didn't write. What you mean you devote more to swimming princes. Swimming right and water so that they were in there in the ocean for you that's what you do that. Yeah well now that I know my profession I want to know so I mean I don't know what your instructor asan that's the thing Oh well God Oh I'd love it if that was what I did with my passion but now you know I'll admit it and I did a little a little living a little confusion in your mouth because when I said would you mean you do open water swim races appreciate your patience with me you mean well it's swimming you know. I thought you took the class All right so there it is you're taking your article to swimming classes yeah. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Fifty kilometer open water swimming right where can you get to if you jump off the pier in Hong Kong where would you get to fifteen kilometers well kind of around Hong Kong around the coast. You can you know if you could you could swim in Macau Wow possibly even possibly even to China but. How far is China from Hong Kong and see. Well I can only get that far because the ferry and take. It probably twenty or so kilometers but I don't think it that far I shall get a friend who has one now which is which is quite a long way oh I should imagine there is quite a few patrols around there saying it is fellows a one man invasion but nevertheless even the Himself said even the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step anyway we seem to be drifting into into the little red book here so there it is you do this and how did that lead to this rubbish bank. Well how did this special employment. You can do in came what I did I did. And you got a little cocker supporting you. And. Early this year I want to know brother my friend. Pretty please Welp it is not that amazing people stupid enough to fund this one of the many to have you tried There's only two people in a boxing ring that doesn't do. True your so did you won this. But that was when you got the rubbish back. Yeah it was. Only seems worth it go on how do you mean you should be rightly exactly what you're going on is it really really not a dog and. Basically he run. An organization that tried to clean up the oceans. Nobody does want to give you something to do if you're my kid well. You know because I won I wondered event and I was. Very pleased to win even though I you know. And then on the podium all the previous events other teams they were getting quite good probably just to be honest of you know they were there with them had been with them go go you know I think they were quite good talk and you're watching and yes are you watching you watching it come along the line he was very good if he's got headphones I guess I was. Right we all were followed by a low a lot. And it was very rubbish but what it was. Cleared around your way. And then you had an opening and the our game was you go along the beach and pick up the opposition then. By right and then it doesn't you know as much as you try to you know dress it up and say no it wasn't This is what I want to rip off by the way trying to find that perforation myself and I've done it. On a bin bag dismissed bespoke but it's still a bespoke. Was he trying to my computer and. Yeah I mean it was. It was very very noble and. You know we're trying not to get the point. Zero also does said yeah but put your hand in the bin bag you'll find something. Put it in and there was a pooper scooper Now I do know the old double trick. Doesn't come on we should be ashamed of people swimming between Macand one Kong come on we're not rubbish THANK YOU ARE NOW I understand how you get it but it certainly doesn't put Sal on the bomb son very quickly They're Pepsi and then we're done Alison from Newcastle prizes you didn't want nice eighty nine newly married my husband and I helped out at the local church fête yet to leave early so I gave raffle tickets to one of the nuns in case we imagine a few days later I went to my delight I found out we had won first prize and we could have chosen anything from the CD player bottles of various sorts and meal for two I was so excited to see what the nun had chosen to picture the look on my twenty one year old face when smiling broadly the nun handed over a tapestry of the Last Supper. Tell you she said Sister I think you better keep that well is coming please wear very another half an hour we'll run down all the subjects we got equally or that none of them had any weight in it but with your help it will fly by will be right back on digital online smartphone and tablet this is B.B.C. Five Live with the headlines at eleven thirty I'm Mike Young Tories I'm a is continuing to appoint her senior ministers as she forms a minority government no formal discussions are expected this weekend with the Democratic Unionists though support from the D u piece ten members of parliament will be needed to shore up the Tories at Westminster the German chancellor Angela Merkel has said she sees no reason why Mrs May's electoral setback should delay talks on Britain leaving the European Union this is Merkel says the E.U. Is ready to start negotiations on the nineteenth of June the metropolitan police have revealed the London Bridge attackers tried to hire a seven and a half ton lorry to carry out last week's attack the three men left when they drove in to protest. Since before stabbing people in Bahrain. And police in south London say it appears a man shot dead in a car was targeted by someone on a motorbike It happened last night in Croydon Let's get some support from Don thank you Australia have to beat England today it had to remain in the Champions Trophy their batting so let's take you live to edge just in and Pamela think they're seventy six to one after fifteen of the fifty overs the man our good wicket for England Warner look at the play to Madame caught behind off one third wood that left him twenty one forty four one in the eight over Smith looks in very good order some lovely front foot drives but the run to cook the Aussies they've only faced twenty five overs so far in this rain but devils competition I think England inseam a friendly conditions this morning with rain forecast will be happy this goes seventy six to one out of fifteen thank you company continues on five Sports Extra there's in play highlights as well don't forget and text commentary on the B.B.C. Sport website the British and Irish Lions coach Warren Gatland has prices sides outstanding defenses they beat Crusaders twelve three in Christchurch this morning and when Pharrell kicks all of the lines points in his first start of the tour of New Zealand More now from our rugby union reporter Chris Chance has been a far from straightforward starts this talk of the Lions a scratchy win followed by defeat but state the scalp of the best side in Super Rugby is a significant statement from Warren Gatland side it was far from pretty based on a phenomenal to fence of effort as the Lions kept the Crusaders twenty three points unheard of in these parts the launched it's been a number of chances this continues to be a cause for concern but the toll is now up and running on a night the lines announced themselves to the New Zealand public last forgotten he says after a difficult start to the tour his players have proved a point has been a tough week it's been very tough a spinner a lot of criticism isn't there you know people in the Tour often you know already after two games and there's been it's been challenging it's been challenging for all of us and we've got to stay strong within the group or move it to keep the faith and say look at the. Goal is to test matches and keep improving from it so I didn't we didn't disappoint too many people to not was was to result in the magic Garrett Southgate says Harry Cain has a terrific mentality after giving him the captain's armband for the savings World Cup qualifier against Scotland at Hampden Park the Scotland boss Gordon Strachan says it's an occasion his players are relishing the game is enjoyed see if. It wasn't for the same. They're ready ready for the game physically and mentally. And of course we have live commentary of Scotland versus England from five o'clock this evening in five live Sport Simona Halep says she believes that she has the game and the mentality to win the French Open title she takes on the unseeded Yelena Auster Penco in the women's singles final this afternoon that two is available for you in five live Sport Great Britain's Alfie Hewitt is now one set all against Gustavo Fernandez in the men's French Open wheelchair final and Maria Sharapova is to miss the egg on Classic in Birmingham because of injury sources told B.B.C. Sport that official confirmation will follow later this week sharp over hasn't played since putting out the Italian Open with a sigh problem this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online the smartphone unsober but whether the warm sun surely me and southeast England this afternoon with temperatures of twenty two to twenty five Celsius in stark contrast to what there is across much of the rest of the U.K. In Scotland to a house right in pushing northeast but it will turn draw on a little bit dry so on through the afternoon with just a few showers falling especially into northwest Scotland should be try to harm them Paul the bigger invites are in Northern Ireland It's brightened up considerably after the early run just want to see showers yet to be had with those sunny spells as they are in terms on Northern England and across Wales we will continue cloudy with some outbreaks of rain hours the day goes on another batch of rain pushing eastwards across Wales to reach those areas are at the moment draw a little instance southwest England Well if you saw. Spirals but thick cloud will roll in through this afternoon brace of rain to cold to dive and I'm pushing by late afternoon into the evening my spring threat to the end of the play at the cricket game and as I mentioned to you thank you southeast sunshine continues temperatures for much of the U.K. Around eighteen to twenty one Celsius looking ahead to tomorrow sunshine and showers for most of the southeast England will have a cloudy day I may just get a little bit of light right MacMiller far blood on the roads the M four eastbound is closed in London at the moment with queuing traffic it's all down to problems in the court area that's from Junction three to junction one that closure on the M four eastbound and then sorry the three in both directions is closed between junctions two and junctions three that's for road works until Monday morning. Good morning afternoon evening. Questions the. Reality being used to train such. Antibiotic resistance using. Visit. You Kate sloshed to morrow's. Sunday mornings with down e Bay come on find cool that way seventy five not a no no nothing. Like that but they. Don't make. You play. Your money your body if you'd only attribute it here fighting. That would be the only on the palate cleanser on the record for addict who had the election stuff and then comes back again in about twenty odd minutes but we've been stuck in his of them and that's what fighting took was pointless told table we need from him then and then we'll be out your life you can bring us up and then we just will get out there. So with. The subject again perhaps because the friendly you know that this time always in the last twenty. It gets a bit thin. Number one having musical parents yeah we haven't had anyone I'm not. Totally ignored everything is just the fun in writing anything you have a bad parent the music of a local credit society hope they could've been famous but having musical parents have it over to you tales of keeping toddlers amused. That that kind of stuff inside a little plastic Wendy house in the roof to get them back out again the consequences of trying to pick up the lives of you just famous clothes you have for have not been a big. One off you know secret rooms in compartments. Unwanted prizes you have one that seems to be flying along meeting distant relatives who just wanted to have a ring in for you with three thought yes. Uncle lived in. His distant is one for moved uncle in India who modeled his life on the phone but had three you thumbs having to hide food in that I suspect the world's most complicated address what is that what if people listening all around the world even though the show is not actually being broadcast. And they do things differently in other countries they don't just have enormous revenues as addresses a written differently what else you think you might have lived before you know we would look once for all the highest number in Britain I do not like America or America going no where you are going to live in fifty two. But would you think the firestorm number every moment I've never known anyone living under six hundred something you know that hard to I mean that we can find out. If you want to. Sell for somebody who probably lives at the highest number in Britain I'd love to hear from me and things that backfired on you yes that's for obvious reasons Here's a friend Lucy Hey Lucy how did and did you know I'm still about one hundred thirteen loose in a block of flats number three but I know. They were two floors above us and I think even about one three seven but Lucy people don't. Just loose and this is just about as stupid a question as a better asked anyone which is saying something this is the highest even to live that well my high school number is fifty nine who are pretty good and while I've never owned a house but have had and they will be what you mean how I see them so you've lived in flower Yeah wait I get the feeling between another house had its life and it's always had an A or B. But now. But now you live in fifty nine yeah fifty nine air good doesn't mean it's beautiful beautiful to actually get out there and stretch out in a high number. Six hundred fifty six secret information I do believe in trunk your own car yeah they are actually a number that have died. From the beginning of the right to that the confusion if. You could be number three hundred seventy two actually let the five hundred sixty crew know you have a big dog. And yeah you know that there's no Postman Pat there with this pedometer to find out where. That's not you know pretty big town but you know if you get. System. We're going to be number one number two and number three if anyone's ever been a French postman I'd love to hear how they figured that that's just us and I can say it's. Quite difficult to get your number if you're new how you see it. You have to wait for someone to come imagine you see. The perfect person so well. That's that the tremendous thing and I decided the only answers for this show the audience for this show are people who don't believe in writing or shows and. Tend to. Forget Well you bring up a bill. But ring you know about another unwanted prize what you've got is their lives I want my parents many years ago unless. He was presented obviously with many gifts and strange things but it can be your fault that they didn't. But many thought. That's what you said. Lester. Anyway you get. To see some tragic. I want to thank. David Gallop and it's not particularly good. And it was not a particularly by my parents but they didn't. Pull pranks. And that painting of him. Coming on to start I could all know I think anyway. In that downstairs toilet. Seen by everybody. But. My mother died four years ago and how. We couldn't. Keep everything and we kept trying to make everybody else for to take. US actually. Every year. My mother's best. Teaching is he's now have to hang even if. I want him the first year so he he took pride of place in my very contemporary have a very open plan. And then the second part of this is too long you must hang him in a prominent play here. And secondly. Because otherwise it may not happen so it's possible it's possible you could. Play out you could win in two years in a road I did. Believe until now thrive on being the parent you know your family is just being you. Are now but here we are. At. About it because it's. Going to bring somebody. Great and I don't want him back. In this picture used the expression but this is literally the gift that keeps on giving. But if he hangs up the moment. He hangs on a society to bar the wall between my sitting room and dining room when's the next. Foreign October. To disclose. Your partner new hire if you will if you do you'll miss you know what I just tried to say if you really think that you know who you are that's the fabulous. Particularly great. Promise you this if you're good enough to stay with us. And you're listening to Talk of a place ring up a couple of weeks in advance of this and say to us look remember on the person with the point that and we will cover it. Try and get David Gallo with him so and in attendance. I promise you and the next day you go oh you could you know everything everything. How do you think the show gets on the air will be of a piece Internet. I promise you will cover it live on the show to cover Radio Times . The lease of the own pointing and the trying to do it David and Nigel and Derek becoming very quickly when we were not sure because with all the blinds pulled in this room whether we're. Actually broadcasting you off people go on the ice but I think the world has sent the best one. Because of the beginning of the show and we weren't sure if the show was actually going out we asked people yes to hold up the word tugboat or spell it out so I knew it was getting out there and look cold it's a fan and now they said beautiful picture of his dog with the word tugboat on his F. And David David. Larry David but they were numbered you live at. Twenty one now I know with good enough to last I was trying to kind of think I think it ninety seven days but I thought oh every three because no it was so close as well nine to seven if you told those down the line. David what have you got for us. Well it's. Hard to say on there wasn't a soul to. The marrow. But I still have him why why would you kill him by prime less oh no. This is tremendous How how did you come by this might. Be a late seventy's my girlfriend at the time was out somewhere around shopping for a yap and. We were off to a dress party and no church there would cost you a place there. I guess it was it was standing up and going out of business she popped in. Picked up a few things and when. Thing when we're off to find a dress. I noticed there was a little little kick in there that had find its name. On I'm hanging on that rather that it was probably used by name in one of them absolutely but the question now is a substantial gentleman didn't see it. When he is rather general and I'm unlovable for I. Could have been divorced but nevertheless I guess one of the benefits of the you can go round a few times. I've got. There we are at the plate haven't. You still got it as well. The office will be coming in for that can I'll tell you something in return. I was years ago thirty or more years ago filming a thing British Open the Six O'Clock Show in London and we were doing. I think about. The Home Guard you know the Dad's Army kind of deal and you know being the kind of gung ho presenter I was in they said you know we'll get you dressed up and we'll go to these places and get stories about Home Guard NORRIS And so for. Angels to be the earth the costume is in London I got the thing on the day I did the morning's filming and then David in the afternoon said you wanted to get in your stuff now the old army uniforms really really irritate the skin so I left I just for putting it on and up on the trails is never. On the knee so I took ages to put the jacket on and then when I picked the jacket up there was still a ticket in that and the tear said John. It was one of the dead zombie jackets have said this this decision is this and they said probably yeah that's a put. I noticed and so I put it on not. Wish I had nicked it. But it had shown an X. On it John. It was actually his from then a little bit too big for me to tell the truth David you and I both brother we know the power of previously famous close Nigel and Derek promise coming straight to you what you over there got a last month's show. Because it's been sitting around and we need we need this from Tom. What did your car stink of this is after you hear an old mozzarella ball yes. That is still my kid's comedy retching Mableton again you can't smell it any more but go on a long time ago when I was about ten my grandad had an old Subaru estate which he regularly took me and my sister out on trips to various places my granddad was and still is an excellent chef and although you'd retired at the time he cooked for weddings and parties for friends and family and this. It was used to transport a lot of food about for these events when not to and we're not sure exactly when but at some point something was spilt in the back and was for men ting for years and on and on and. We think it was some kind of milk or cream based desserts smell can only be described as a cross between off milk and feet and was so strong I can still smell it despite being over twenty years ago and on. Continue the smell was so bad that when grandad tried to sell the car no one would buy it and he had to donate it to the local fire station to be used for extraction practice he said there were signs fill it in there was someone filled here he does that I'm sure there is research on there it may not like he was it but it got I'll find someone who comes I feel the same in the back to hang on hang on. It's in here not sure if you've already mentioned they said Kevin Cheeseman. But Seinfeld devoted the whole episode to a smelly car in this case it was a parking valet with bad persistently Oh yes it was thank you very much indeed on top of that petrol down here's Nigel Hey Nigel. No John thank you very much for being there Nigel This is an unwanted prize but if you go well that's what you want I didn't realise I need time to fight. There's such a device yet living great and there are people starving as it is I'm an incredible species that we are. A device for taking the tops off strawberries Yeah yeah the one you can only go and then how does that work. Well you just press a little bit open it grabs the top of the leaves and it's not my son. But now you know what I mean you know introducing this to civilization but when the going joys of the world is it is a perfectly extracted when I go and leave that little little crater there so how did you win this thing. Well I was taking part in the world retrofitting championship in Germany but what is that. About what I saw what he might be now we're not going to get wilfully eccentric here how me running backwards by the way about five here and you can tell how did you get into that well that used to be a U.K. Championship victory was held in my local park where you could win anyway anyway I would have cried all the wind and it's a lot of fun running back just on those things not spinning round the once you get past you don't do much but running back which is a lot of fun you know. Yeah well yeah it's quite quite good actually to complement both running make you a better choice so don't go anywhere yet from the first time I went in Nashville and represented Great Britain one of the roughly and we went over the Germany there was. And I mean from all over the world and. Mexico and all of the world and you know. And I got much to all three. Thing for. That for. The five K. Event Well they did it it was an explanation for it all did they did this traditionally given to the runner up in the you. Germany writes I wouldn't know really from a. Tradition and. You know yeah yeah if they did you know if I and I really needed it you know already. Like running back would never want to do it because it's a real thrill but people who can talk back to dream attempts. Actually speak back with rhythm and. Pick the know people can do it fluently brilliant and I just think the some kind of backwoods Olympics you'll be there but if you can do that as well send us a photograph of it because it's already have you written all who love to argue love to see it because I've no idea of point what. The thing is there were nine thing that spider a top of the show over you know you holla storytelling you never say Hala Yeah. Hala. Thank you. Take in the represent this nation so grandly. And for bringing us that Derek's next and then Graham wearing famous people's clothes I played for the women's football team in the one nine hundred seventy S. And to go on a sub goal any spare key was our manager who was the former England keeper wrong spring Oh yeah it came to my knees I'm in the sleeves. See that's they said that's it that's the goalkeepers I think over on the spring. And. That's a beaut I want to happen to that is Derek Derek. Any good morning. To haul them from playing their thing to Captain Pugwash to fill in the gap in front but what they're quite They will be right back. Derek they're making a live action version of Captain Pugwash of course sail they really are anyway Derek up to what you're calling. One of the I'm listening to your program I'm in Brussels on a couple days off limits. And you reminded me of a time when I was a child once thirteen years of age and I used to run a social evening for old people in the local youth club where I lived OK you're talking about someone wanted to get surprises that people have received the prizes we gave for a game of being good because basically that's what the night entailed was for a line you want to quarter bag it see Lucy on the way. For a full house with a bag of sugar Now I know we could look that low and yet at least in an era when you know we give away cars and caravans knowing that they're not in Seventies but that I should imagine I'm amongst the clear on tell there was a lot of just things and especially second provides the back to how much T.V. Was it you have no idea you acquire a bankrupt. Brand Called lines T. I know we were kids we used to have relatives in England and we would travel over we would bring the tea over with us what Irish people brought with them they were traveling over back in the seventy's with Pete bacon and sausage of. My good friend Danny Kelly of my very dearest friend Danny. Absolutely of course it's a huge prize and as an imagined they could do they couldn't get enough bingo college for the people who wanted it now yes you could say well oh we were full every Friday but it was a quote it was ten pence I don't know what it would be interesting if money is what they save. Their money for a quarter for a quarter bag of tea as well will bless you Derek thank you very much over there in Brussels my friend. Said What sets Nigel's story Hala and the typical phrase backwards running printed off for you that's not what I thought it would look like you know I have a drawer available but it actually looks like. Hey GRAHAM Good morning good morning . We're getting here this is the cause of this is the cause I really wanted about I think I've lived. A few years ago fulfilled an ambition. To fly back seat of. A fighter pretty much every cold this morning is knocking out the park and the still read these aisle. Again this time one of the breeze past that so go on. Given is not free to America still the story . Took place just north of Los Angeles school cameras. And. A free. Briefing instructional rundown of how to get into the plane you go up onto the undercarriage leg swing your leg onto the wing. Yourself into the back seat. And you only thought it would have been like. For a fairground ride your stomach would be churning with. Nothing just. Like. Life and even those aside this was an experience you probably were looking forward to until you settled in the back of it you. Can tell it's overwhelming the idea that you unsung again once more I am. Again I mean when. Lucky to be on the flight of. The Battle of Britain. When you hear. From a Graham you know if indeed you were the net we salute your private. Life. Your previous life. Much given by. You mention Kemah really. One of the. Cyber friends ever tracked camera low Brillo Oh wow and sums up what a show it's been Thank you Louise pepper the Brit chiefly yourselves. Is incredible Davis media production the B.B.C. Radio five Live.
Just something about how to spend morning because they know how hard the jump to C.B.S. Are the moment saw we'll see what happened the next few games and we'll see what happens next year. Thank you very much indeed thanks to Ali thanks to Julio at commentary then on Southampton against Hull five live Sport from midday and tonight from nine o'clock the Big Five Live on Five Live the build up and then the five from ten I will be back tomorrow morning to give you all the reaction whatever happens good luck A.J. . This C B C five live with the B.B.C. News on Five Live at nine o'clock am Rob what's lawyers representing some of the victims of a surgeon who carried out needless operations say they're trying to establish how he got away with it for so long it's not hundreds if not thousands of women treated by unpartisan could be potential claimants I'm a doubt he is a clinical negligence solicitor I don't think there's anybody that. Hasn't been affected by this mentally very very strong individuals now feels as of embarrassed about the situation they sort of feel like they should have known how could they have trusted somebody like that how could they let this happen one of my clients says I used to check myself regularly engage the doctors and now I can't bear to do it North Korea has fired another ballistic missile it's said to have exploded shortly after launch President Trump says the test has disrespected the wishes of China Mike Chinoy is an expert on international relations the problem here is that they have the Chinese don't like the North Korean nuclear program and I think they're very alarmed by all the saber rattling going on the end of the day I don't think the Chinese are prepared to take the kind of steps that are going to bring the North Koreans to their knees and short of that I don't see much evidence that it's going to deter the North Koreans from pursuing a nuclear missile program. The leaders of twenty seven E.U. Countries will meet with out the U.K. This morning to adopt a joint negotiation position for BRICS it they say their priorities include protecting the rights of E.U. Citizens already in the U.K. And making sure Britain meets its financial obligations. A twenty nine year old man will appear before magistrates later charged with murdering a former Royal Navy officer in south Manchester last weekend Mike Samwell was killed while trying to stop his car being stolen Ryan Gibbons is also accused of burglary. Tourism is campaigning in Scotland today for the first time since calling the general election to tell voters that choosing the conservatives will strengthen her hand in the brakes in negotiations and strengthen the union the S.N.P. Says only it can stop Tory cuts and scientists have used a smartphone to control the activity of living cells inside mice with diabetes is hoped eventually the technique could help humans I was going to spoil with Thank you Anthony Joshua says he respects fadam a Klitschko and won't underestimate him when the pan meet at Wembley this evening here on Five Live from nine o'clock to Century breaks from Maine he resumes at twelve frames all with will champion Mark Selby in their semi final at the Crucible John Higgins leads Perry who can stand frames to six Brighton can clinch championships the champ title today with the winner of a Bristol City that's in the evening kick off and David Moyes says all decisions are on his future will be made at the end of the season some and will be relegated today if they fail to match Hell's result at Southampton a game for you is a lie from St Mary's in five life support from three o'clock Nick Evans kicked twenty two points on his final appearance at The Stoop for Harlequins it boosts their top six hopes with victory of a Premiership leaders Wasps have gone top of Super League with a thirty four ten win ever Warrington and Sebastian Vettel says the gap to miss a days from his Ferrari is an artificial one we have qualifying on Five Live Sports Extra from twelve fifty five this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online smartphone unsober to look at the weather for today most places are going to stay dry all through the day with sunny spells particularly in the south of the U.K. It's going to be come windy in the West though it will feel warmer than in recent days a few showers are going to affect Northern Ireland and Scotland. Can expect highs of thirteen in Edinburgh today and fourteen in Cardiff just on the roads in County Durham on the I want to M. Southbound is the language used in killing traffic because of an accident involving a couple of cars a train junction sixty one and sixty the property spike like travel. Season twenty a brand new one on me on the way and this morning I've been told it is a boy do all together you'll get. A good neighbor Lou pepper should absolutely tell me they. Have to pretend to be surprised by it so I'm coming in this morning and. The building and the woman who claim you are one hundred yards away was a P.R. Person and you see quite a few maps of the. If you see crutches now could hold some poles and things like that and came toward me while you me I thought I will be maybe somebody here maybe I know this cuz did notice person I come up to meant that I have. Plenty of time and I said. Oh I'm so sorry oh I won't tell you who I thought. But. You know I was just you know I'm waiting for somebody to see you and I don't I don't know if. They all sighed. It's only I say God No don't you know you know said first album is still a thing the beauty and the joy forever still but but. Gradually I've said before enough. To know you was on among you because I did nothing like him. Trying to tell you who I thought you were really oh. I was so discombobulated at the lift on the first formal you know where I was was the studio had a little bit of white while he's up in her room full of the oh so very good morning to everybody I hear a lot of people out there but I've stores of a similar strike we've got plenty plenty to do this morning though one way and the other but you know Dio satyrs is only one you're talking of plenty things to do you . Think I might go anyway I could tell he said Well now I'm eight five nine zero nine six nine three all my ocean off this woman. Come into play this also just goes on your own other boy and the towns and the towns and times and the towns and is responsible for the success of this station he and absolute genius he's responsible for a large part of my radio career and by extension that doesn't sound too glorious the success of this stuff and absolutely true I know when Andy turns up I should remind him of that would be something very much I don't see very any towns in seriously he carries five blind on his back. And he may or may not be aware that job is absolutely true and when and he comes along with about half an hour's time trial exactly how that works a very good morning to everybody just trying to be getting on with this morning I'm reading about another place I should visit when I eventually get time off the radioactive decay monument in noise drop hall and. There's a nuclear waste storage site holding thousands of tons of hardy radioactive waste accumulated from Holland's nuclear power plants and it's a work of all you can visit it's bright orange around it's a monument but it's actually made of nuclear waste and that's W. Very you know no you can think you did a good shop and everything begin but my little piece of nuclear waste because if you do you know you get up towards it and we see bright orange the but it's there it's there in noise don't call them and it's an orange. Length of a football field and it's got same She's quizzing huge bright green this is only sixty area that's noise if it does have a visitor center and a museum I'm just reading there anyway it's a they they can applying to a different color every twenty years to show the slight. That's pretty and I know my face bright orange at the moment is going to it's not a dollar and dollar and dollar over the time it takes to. Regulate that stuff because you know like that so and so and then I said in the start that it fall but the woman the. Fall of the oh say oh that's what are we doing this morning pets want to go with number one on one of the breaks and they say. Anything you've ever written where you live where one of the breaks on this because that can happen that can tear definitely have to don't have to be fighting to be something if any any stories you've got that might include that wonderful for you where the breaks on this thing plays number to a jewel box open if it's of your parents go back to any of these well doors and you've all documented but you know you grow up you parents can have if you go why don't you know. It's nice to have when you have the proper drawing board you know. We had lots of. Really and he had very specific stencils when he was doing said there was a little stunt so that we have a little song. And I love touring houses and shit and I could study. Every specific it is different. For a kid and don't for a phone call convoys for a while and convoys used to be. In poultry timbral you know with the piper for Fleet Street and the. Lorries going in the rover and on the back would like to know why put these immense told that old things. And that was all to print a Fleet Street for the prince and I always wanted one of them to. Bring on well. I'm going to bring on one of those huge move rolls but you know we had other things but it and you think if you're if you parents rent a fish and chip shop then there were days and there might be drawbacks of course as well it's not all about the benefits it is an on going on level three breaking things in shops I love this I've done it before and just anything and tell us about that you're walking around you know expensive department stores and your elbow knocks something and there it is you but is it the policy that you broke it you built it as they have up in the states number full being caught in huge storms and yeah I just I just. See not something to do. Animals the way yes. How do you do for divided ones of a down that you're trying to get through that say Nepal and you're turned around and you little Volkswagen Beetle there and in front of the. Oxen and any animals doesn't have to be of course it was something small but any time an animal is a white number six the effect certain colors have on the yes I mean streak to some people go all funny when they see. I know I've heard of that now I have. To show the American woman and she can see green sometimes I can beat it credibly they can and most time is this. For dizzy X. Who. Is affects the colors have on your son can make you feel some Come on bring up a. Something like a Honda the color of the living a life lived some people comedians for just a push. And then look at the color and it and it has. Read about it a lot a lot but. I've read about that and so the effects the colors have on you please what is with the seven strangers you about something yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly you know you don't know and you know that works trying to to alert you to something because maybe scares me off anytime you go on that. Keys you still she joins us on a what for all how did this come from. Playing with the set of keys in the house and when I looked at the keys to my mum and dad's house a very used anymore and it was a time you live to look at Kay and I hadn't carried those keys for years and years and years it's I do you know something that's so that they can be some time and it was the luck or I had direct knowledge when I was in fifth form because you know here in six here six volts you have to tax so I kept that. For twenty eight. You know what. Did you mention then I thought you should be trying the case I love those big plastic he's a kid. You can buy pretty. Interested only. In the big blue screen on the right the gray I can tell you. He doesn't give a stuff about but even so I. I want to do is. Call them as they please send us a photograph of the big plastic pieces just as good on the side of the crib. And I just that's all they wanted to tell me all the mentioning this attack earlier in the way. You know did I just want to do all those trees for what is oh yeah we were doing chip on Friday you know someone to make the door open what do you mean it's a big pink windmill that would have used one of your frontal plays and it was but a photograph of the big by BT I'll just say that this morning I shall decide I'm sorry but you know and I'm going to use it like starting out at night as a couple your names attract you know what they know we live in a sunny summer and it was coming to an end the two modes. Of Sonny's for a couple afterwards and the names were Tom and Jenny. And I mean yeah Tom and Jenny. Just one constant oh boy. And so if you do you might get another early on in this Will couple cannot name Danny and Wendy and I said oh no we know yet of that and went up to them and other couple of the some of them one better than you Wendy but Tom and Jenny. Quietly I don't get that but any if your names as a couple always make people go. I mean Tom and Bob would always be good oh yeah. Anything. Union. You know nothing but true of refuse any kind of a comic plays what else. Firstly I'm an inanimate object you sort of as fanatic tell us that I said stellar sexual question friend a long slow and I know it now. Class of this one play the produces the what in a school when how to look stuff for the children to learn how to drool. When they went to the fridge it wasn't there anymore but it's three year old sister taken with Red Lobster to add to that what we know what we know about lots. It came out the other week unfortunately the literature and the great thing about. This it's a lobster you can go to your local town hall on the giving away free lobsters So what we found out about them of course is that because they can see the ocean the Gulf was on cruise ships are made of lobster shells. They are on cruise ships because you can have you don't have to go for the ocean you know because you saw the episode of Seinfeld that changed everything but the it's so they have to have body shells and they're made up compressed lips to show if you're playing golf. Now we're actually going when his cousin comes in the shape of. A golf ball and in a cartoon in a Tom and Jenny culture. The the golf ball would have all eyes to go as it goes by . A lobster bringing is about the size of a ballpoint pens Oh. Absolutely. And it does his job tiny to the job and the last thing with this is this is this is. Change the music of this because this is what sin is about Brit lobster lobsters don't have teeth. They have a grinding called a gastric mill located in the stomach. Its stomach is located right behind it on this food goes in there behind the lines where they gastric mail goes to work. And they are. Neck some of them in ropes and right from the head office I'm going to look down at the Old Mill down by the old mill. With that windmill going round and round behind the lobsters eyes and that's all to be said about lobsters So yes you had a new animal do you know is my friend another life and little boys insist on going back coupling you. Know Teddy snow come to snow. Quite a few times I become coming back to see a country that. Ever restless I.T. Department of change all the. Way you used to be legible you know you could say oh yeah I mean instead it's Oh come on it's two thousand and seventeen legible thing nobody needs it so I think it's so legible no other word Newbury has to be broken down into two lines after all everyone. Has that they'd be the old gastric mill been working on an open ear so but only used to have when she was little we have sped and nothing is better and none of our kids anything but for a while a favorite toy was half a French stick that she brought a rapture and carried on. What I suppose you must call swaddling and carried it around half a French stick and everything's changed to replace it every once in a while. But she carried around half a French stick so it's inanimate objects you thought of as friends anything you've got on that I need to throw in the football subject. On the Web love in the subject what did you make of. Make now no surprising end this week all of your men might have been the you know the kid and Southampton Mabyn the physio mentions the city are known names can do that but in general let's see what men made a football you took to a game for both or maybe you know should be banned from ever entering Rochdale. Make a focal one there before us could reach you with its lights on is this morning show now if I can if I can read the sign said the most. Steam in new. Should be with us. Good morning Stephen Newberry attention Steve. Good morning. I'll probably I was going to mention it but really just it's working fine I know what other people GAEV. Well if everything is good and it's not you know they can make a lot bolder last forever because old people would like no business. I think it's the same here but the old I say what's been explained to the boys actually looks like the first ever computer. Really doesn't exist racing fans think. It's another piece something on the spectrum but when they update things with any right so stay good morning when you go through they. Go the cult on the brakes Oh yeah you know where the breaks and this. Was the deal with what happened here. I was joining a sort of Couric still. Alive. Yeah he went on holiday to India where you are in luck now. I nearly had a meal in a restaurant. Chain of the Soul came out and we don't know how it's not rituals and as we felt on the right. It became all right because we want to cause more than I you know I think a taking. A minor drug was a big time source to take over an office waiting to go in the back more long so I could write in the rickshaw. Came to a tree junction it's a bright screen throwing to me right now right I used to rewind it on heading straight across the stage and you. Called So I turned the way you. Know i do their own rituals you go only if you total up front of them to get any white on the front wheel for each woman and now they did exactly that that can't be that that can't be the actual Why is that a legal problem like to stop a recruiter. I think like that right when you know you couldn't call him to. You know in an old snowball film perhaps in an old Harold Lloyd film that that have set the shop for about Alpha Diaby you just went pretty right on the straight road to junction. Yeah yeah it's all in the traffic you know nigga. I'm going to do a spoiler on the shot you didn't die did you. Know you're going to. Do you know I was going to say that the give me the lie in the teeth of you said yes but did you come close to actually getting squashed or was you but a lucky man struck us that's a young. I mean twenty years ago on course that season so do you remember looking left. There. Do you think you can you how did you eventually come to a stop the drive up the mountain. Did you said you know the comedy April. Because the great thing is it's I think if you actually going up good not being out to stop this thing getting a hill and then it starts going backwards or going back we're going to do it one of these but it's. A Very much a big a perfect example of where the brakes on this thing he's in a rickshaw race didn't check it found him sort of coming told it's a junction that's when he found it there are no brakes on the thing but any vehicle of any sort or even an animal any think that's a kind of run away with what you got if that's partly your doppelganger Leo Sayer is life already here for at the vet we're not mentioning he's he's appearance the. Stuff we're getting in the public can do some kind of line up for Nick this is one of those sort of you hear about these people on the color thing I have a friend who can only see numbers as colors go on now I have heard about this been in my mum sees days of the week. You know I mean your mother go back a long white but I can never ever quite get there is the book. Years ago on the first women on the radio was Alice Moss. Analogy to say oh yeah there's the disease you know yellow chews disagreeing and all of this and you know and that's why in the end. We have to lose Alice because she's like that all the time but I've never heard of such a thing the colors represent there is a. Is the word for a lunatic that I. AM but that sometimes yes colors can have effect on you but people sees numbers and that is it because. I know there are infinite colors as such and those ones whose excuse it can see colors we don't know exists that there ISN'T have been it is one millionth as one millionth of a color just one thousand seven hundred and thirty two have a code that's a different color there's a thing you can follow on Twitter which gives you every coach called every color in the world and very slight radiations it is rather like they're doing with the nuclear waste over in Holland they're way ahead of us but this thing of problem one thing I'm saying on the radio longer than others is I'll be out of the way soon but second only to the to that. Day in San Francisco. They developed they've got a color but it's a new color she believes can see off the spectrum and so does but there's a color that. Can see it but it's not based on any other color it's a brand new and if anything makes you feel a might just sit there going golly what do you mean a new color there's a color and I got it in San Francisco and it's locked up in a box or something but they developed over there and it's a color that's not based on it's a brain so you can't say oh it's a big no no no. It's new and it's over there and we can't see it. But some animals can and simply colleagues and that's something that. Makes makes you think nothing matters doesn't it and she's nothing matters as Ephron John Cho No I do apologize this is the saying this last week when I was last here anyway it was quite clear big letters now I have to get a jeweler's eyepiece what if not for. Morning Joe. Don't worry I went through more school teachers calling me. You see I had Daniel man I know Dan and Danny brought only riposte. To tell him. So anyway Jim what are you talking at this morning what did you go through. Where are the bright. Yellow many many god must be thirty five you know when I was young. God knows what it's called now. And she met me she knew and he said oh I'm going no way to warn the crew Yeah yeah. I to much to drink someone drive so on I want you know I'm Guy could you drive Oh you could OK. This is a terrible thing to. Watch a bride search for Joan I'll tell you this and this is only as a cautionary tale. Oral Histories to people and God against such things. Might choose to take over some of it a few beers and they didn't necessarily of have a. Bit of it because that death was one of them anyway so there it is your view said I'll drive while you go out with the car and with me right. Brain. Boy cool right. OK. I mean I did not declare the guy who I want to play with. I mean this is my idea is that his guy uniforms. Now is actually the most luxurious car. We've got today we've got regimes we cheesed What was the Kensington Roof Garden. At the Troy what was called regime spin machine that some can still carry on I didn't you know really enjoy myself to I mean no you know I think you know it was pretty cold you know thing you know I think. The say about how I mean it was. Actually an actual part of the oil burning pig to push you know I'm not sure. You know a little too clear on the run. Before that. When we arrived at the Cape and it was a shock. You know I mean yes I mean to it and they should be a mistake. Oh. I've. Got to Kensington We've turned down the road to the entrance. And they don't know me with a skull well. I mean. You know this is the dome and this I mean no one. No. No. No you just tell us what one of the stone. It is far as we know that collar is still was circling the M twenty five if you don't hang on to this photo with the right. Time. Don't you know you know what's. Funny about four college in my life that I stop and then I chuckle my wife. Literally four cars and every time I buy a. New car Joe Things are changed rather like the system in here and I do that these days they get you know the saying that I mean a key anymore it's a tax because the battery goes in and they charge a JOD required but the handbrake saying I don't know I would Hamburg's that pedal on the floor no not the pedal button on the floor oh no no no it's automatic Now the handbrake set thing on the roof just fine down there and when I am break thank you very much indeed and that's a story about where the brakes on this ng. Martin from out in the marsh my friends Terry and Jane they're waiting to pick it kept calling them Terry in June of call they were nearly married Terry and Judy you've got the coincidence of the combined names plays right that's it we're often wearing down the old Without the break to be right back. This is B.B.C. Five Live B.B.C. 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Citizens already in the U.K. Before trade talks can start now sport with honestly thank you Rob Anthony Joshua's inexperience may be an issue the saving money fights flatter me a Klitschko at Wembley the former super middleweight world champion Col Froch says the fight is full of unknowns for Joshua when you go past seven around day and you get into the Championship run from her through twelve police mentally training to construct but long so we don't know how just we're going to respond to that we don't I was going to react down the stretch and do you want to be a box in front of ninety thousand one day with some of the like a lot of mixed race car when you're learning something new you want to be in a fight of this magnitude no idea where you have the build up and the fight in full for you this evening from nine o five Live now to Century rags from doing John way many resumes at twelve frames all with the will champion Mark Selby in the semifinal of the world's nuclear. John Higgins leads burial can stand frames to six son and could officially be a Championship club by the end of the day that to at least match holes result against Southampton to retain their Premier League status and magic David Moyes says things have to change at the club all decisions will be taken at the end of the season just Celie a building programme required and in place you just know you know we have to get Sunderland in a position we were winning games in the Premier League we're winning more regular than we're doing at the moment so that proved to us to kick in if we could win some games between known into the season I hope that's enough to keep us literally you can hear that important game then for Sunderland Southampton versus Hull in Firefly sport from three o'clock sharp over we'll look to keep winning on had come. Back today when she plays Christine a meltdown of it in the semifinal of the Stuttgart open the Russian is seeking to put usually blue shots cheetahs comment behind her when she just wants to play tennis I've done that talking by playing tennis and my results have spoken for everything that I should speak or and that's all that matters and that's the biggest part of my comeback as is what's out on the court and I will leave it at that after yesterday's defeat for leaders wasps there's another intriguing day ahead in the Premiership today all rugby union corresponded in Robertson looks at Wasps remain top of the table but their nearest challengers exit and status and could close the gap the softer noon Exeter how to play five points behind whilst playing Northampton a told and considering their excellent home record the Chiefs should win status and can still finish in the top two and then a home semifinal in the knockout stages if they can win their final two matches today they should be bottom of the table Bristol and gain a fourth try bonus point next week they play wasps also today Leicester with home advantage should be to sail to stay on course to finish in the top four Sebastian Vettel says the gap between his Ferrari on the messiah these cars is an artificial one the German has been quick is so far for practice for the Russian Grand Prix we have qualifying in five sports exit from me for twelve fifty five and the Dutchman delinquent of a going to one the opening stage of the tour today the race goes between Tadcaster and Harriet this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online smartphone and somewhat Hello good morning it's turning warm over the bank holiday weekend but it will turn windy for a while as well and there's the chance of some rain especially across England and Wales there's a good a few showers wandering through the Irish Sea into western and northern Wales north west England and Southwest got the remaining air is probably having a trial date will see the clouds break your board more with the press the sunshine this afternoon across southern England where temperatures will get as high as sixteen or seventeen degrees thirteen to fifteen elsewhere but winds will be picking up through the right. Especially out towards the west all of us windy to Scotland Northern Ireland may skate with a dry day for most of England it will be that way as well but. Southwest England will be cool and wet. By then heading into the middle and southeast England by the end of the afternoon tools evening time and that will testify to I but leave us with the potential person rather heavy showers across England and Wales on Monday some sunshine around as well as the dry with some sunshine for Scotland and Northern Ireland. On the rise in County Durham on the southbound. Traffic skewing because involving two cars between junction sixty. Sixty five and also I do expect some closures today on the A fifty nine in the. Day stages of the finishing in the town this afternoon. Next week. On Wednesday as part of our state of mind a member to the imposed technology to hear. You do just that they actually do the shows they think about doing the show. About. The stuff you tell me anyway very good morning to. You know kind of people on the phone plan a sausage sandwich. Well you do it couldn't be better Andy and I was saying earlier on and you may be of unaware of that that you founded this study should by say you kick start this night you did that we're going to get rid of this station. When it was called the B.B.C. Five before it's five Live and Radio five there was nothing going on obviously in the breakfast show and they gave us a show that I always meant to come up with a nine four and didn't get it but the news going to start at six o six so they had it down to six zero six new football phoneme and they don't have to change the title of it that's the truth and one of the first holders we ever had was Andy towns in the argument being indiscreet about referee Mike the pipe is the next day I took office and you carried this station on your back and you know thank you very much for that update out let me tell you that are doing member we just go pay the five new arsenal over there no worries play I know and then I might take you me on the call and of course I could be talking and next thing I think somebody ought to run again or somebody somebody said something about the game about the ref and at that subject I was asking for is extremely. Shady refereeing decisions and they said Andy Townsend on the phone. That we just had some of. It saying peculiar now because every shows like that but it was revolutionary. Time in a rubber stamp to the station was off. Morning and you know I think I do you know idea that you were a great rock fan that you are you do you play the guitar a little bit. Or have the law. Be more noise dice will call to get also can just go out all gone by one and two literally from that die on the fly and. Been very lucky to have some good friends in the in the music business going her who is one who's that well. I mean one night for many. A time the army from Black Sabbath. And Tony such a gentleman and such a lovely man such a good guy and a ghost. Of an iconic band playing children of the growing on the way and the way a guy was playing. And that's a business change the record him and he had to thank you just for a second I mean you wrote it because I know the other thing you're motorbikes you love the man likes but you just be yourself riding now is that right you sold your . Family up I had so many of these you know I mean I'll remember when I first saw it cause you have to learn on their own names first of all once you know. A well developed lie and you end up with this I'm petrol stations maybe for All right you know I had. A crush on me on and there's this thing I was down in that lot was my little shop involved. In the knowledge that you can still get the question all male example and took about one pound fifty a field of tanks on the fight to keep food up in there for a lot same I asked them. And I'll get a question only on the clothes but it's better in the picture was I COULD YOU were the only place I know I'm going to be only I'm so in my you know Congo jail. Standing alone. I'll plant something unknown to me because I was like I said this is this is your only but this is you don't often hear this this is the studio chatter before an iconic song begins and this is Andy Townsend sitting with a very well known group you can hear it we got here we go so we go. To. a guy like you down if you don't like you meet somebody great economic hit it to me to respond to get on that little dog people and one girl and then I went to Metallica and you know and kills me when Johnny got down to the joke about someone who enjoy your day to day old ballet no concepts how little you have. Ever done that will be interesting guys to Metallica we sat bought bought a style you know and. I adore Jackie O. And I so know that I'll be all I've got something going to call on it a pretty James Bond I love always going into it maintaining that comes. Crashing on my nose what economists write all that I'd say the saying is everybody you know would be supposed to be applied to sausage sandwiches and I mean there's all but there's a couple of people hanging on a view but old and including our friend Linda. Lou and Danny Alexander you've been on a few motorbikes in your time and I'm right here really I know but when we all decide just to sell land and do this inside the day old not a five a bold plan to make me an empty ten cent Townsend rant about the baby saber down to San Francisco Well I'll bring along the want of a defender can also plant. I'm a pick up on. Interesting. Linda who you're playing for this morning. Mighty we're going to get to a little bit more of the song and on the air here we go. Listen . To this you know he said in design and it's. Probably just a little bit more of a go and I said to. The schedule. As. We get into play Maria has reached a race. You. Know never been. My good friend to. Everyone I was going to you know well basically it for me. There's a tremendous old joke about lorry driver doesn't buy cars cash. Because he's got his lorry with no draw on a bike that you merciless with and the flicking matches and then escaping the cigarettes and his breath which turns out I tip the plight of he doesn't say a word an older black has been around and want to be a real man brought him a boy. So he gets up just pulled down and I said if I runs a crap easier said you're pretty regular and so much of a man is a woman is not much of a draw a broad reach just. Take. It. Are you play ball race. From to turn from little to the sappy rock moaning now you're going to Paul you imagine you're playing the humble pie from tin you know it doing . Comedy. And what does it take it coming second in the county like. Oh yes sure. I love the result. Of the way well. The income run is I'm told that what I get says that is loving football for the sake of it has a are doing oh. Well we were OK at the start. People go to the championship. Points but you want it done to be real to the right. You know on. The right you've won who will be Chelsea suppose no I don't it doesn't work on that count we sell expose you know you and that's it and that's And he we can all look down and loan yet to now knows the French and you know it that's the main thing was a map that Scranton United came second to a team called Bristol telephones did you know there is a bit of sponsorship there. And I listen everybody sups not take me down rock'n'roll avenues you're going to get on with here if you don't know and if you ever of the saucer Sam is gone before. I do you explain to my Dad why don't you I. Call on the way I'm actually. You know to before next morning you know we spoke whatever that was twenty years ago and when you did me a five you don't have to ever listen again that's trying but Linda playing for United and Reese playing for Frampton United. Under all some questions only you could possibly know the answer to Wendy and trying to anticipate your answer is this score a goal for the team and all of that. In India versus Reese and it's verses from tonight in the first question there is an interest to get a first show this is Andy Townsend number you know we know he goes everywhere these days by some souped up Hali that's what he does he just travels everywhere by and but when you say K.D. Couldn't do that when I was a kid if you go bus to school but it's when Andy Townsend was a kid. The bus he got more than any. The boss think now you're probably rode that bus more than any other bus the number of that bus was between one and fifty because my would be one the number one bus the number one at the bus and. The number one. Anyway but his bus was between one and fifty between fifty and one hundred seventy I used to go off. One fifty fifty to one hundred or was higher than that because we did have a low deck of called the to do when you're on the right was it there you know so his bus could probably rode more than any other then there was between one fifty seven account for Garrett was another one one fifty fifty to one hundred or was higher than that the number of the boss and the talents and before the twelve probably rode more than any other Would you and I think I'm going to go mental trick now OK Fifteen hundred if it was yours will number busted you get as a get along well I can remember only one number three excels in a small village or a degree or number three. Lived in London as well one didn't trip Well I did look more than fifty years of age to be like that you seventy one now you are in a strange you know a hybrid used to go and yet you get the two seven one on number three both cuts out your choice which is fifty to one hundred exactly. Just let's go for the average Joe down the middle that's a straight see what response about this over here with the front and united with it was numbered one to fifty four it was higher than one hundred. One I know I have referenced earlier. And I know normally a story lower numbers. Seen one of fifty. Sign lower numbers to what. They knew already flying lower numbers to school services. It doesn't have to be it doesn't have to be C. I mean the number one could get to school would. Still put in the same bracket but equally. It took the camera picked up the one seven seven and got his father's death for broadband. Might be the fifty three school now in the accumulation of those has given me a headache so I would have responded resigned under fifty one to fifty N.T. Towns and when you think when you're younger before you know the throttle grab. The bus you got more than any other would have been number one to fifty fifty to one hundred or high out than that the answer please and you turned all the answer to that that he or you used to get I used to get quite a little ninety six free takes the top but how about zero zero zero one are always go one always always go Graham NICHOLS Well if the base rate was two to No one and two to No on the all true too you know and see now that the next call while I don't know. Yet But what if you got there you know I used to go that way. But if you can I'll take the forty seven my extended every kind of Brahmi garridge but I know the audience for listen to this but do you know your pattern if I play with the T.T. You know it's nil nil you know digital play on black a sandy Yes I did many joints but. Yeah but all those. Who say I DO NOT didn't realize we were almost numbers like that they are so great probably. Could've played against it any you never know I'm a little older than you. I am a five year six years older than you you could have been that Sunday morning ring of it all there is that I don't back ace you have to take your own goal posts and then take them back again when your shit but it was not gold it is not crucifixion if you. Carry in your own cross ball back to. The school there's a united new front and you know signal. For that time and this one. As we know any . Guitarist is the high. The away from being in Slayer I thought if he wants to be . About it this is about musical instruments and gets first go at this. Particular brass instrument. In case you can't quite bring the intro to mine the first interim I'm talking about is the trumpet now the trumpet sounds like this. This is a bit. Of a good occasion. But that's a trombone and a second from is it. Now this is the actual instrument Here's a song about one. That's a. Hazard. And the so I'm talking about is the saxophone now. There's a sleazy sax a. Little bit of a. Old friend the junkyard the old shack blowing in the background to the best of. Knowledge Grace right. Now many of those instruments. Had to go in his life. The trumpet the trombone the saxophone so listen. When he's thinking about it now in his life had to go on because he's also got a musical Ben He's zero of those instruments to won him out on the trumpet one time . He's going on two of those amount of on the trumpet in the saxophone we don't know but he. Has done two of those or in his life he's been on the trumpet he's gone on the trombone and the saxophone in his life. True but he's picked on up. You know brother blow. Here or come. So is the trumpets the trombone and the saxophone and he tells him he thinks about it he said to go on. Two of those three in his life what you think was. The very needed clean clothing going to go in for you offering All right you know you have you blown all three of those. Like I did was going to decide leaning toward the piano when you played it was coming faro Saunders How do you do that. OK Linda he's gone three I think that's wild. I reckon you started to airing it on the trumpet from day one about yourself Yeah well I used to play the saxophone did you I did and I had a little two on my friend. Trumpet. The trombone that lead a different life no you do you get you let's leave that to the memory of Georgia. That so she's gone back to their towns and when you think about it and you know you've even if your career were gone the other way if you hadn't been such a good player who knows you could have been blowing down and going to village with the cherry. The trumpet a trombone and a saxophone in your life you've never blown any of those one of those you've done two of them or Yeah I've actually blown all three of those on some point in my life he also plays the turns and A I have actually played two of. Which to one in which to. Go on the trumpet you know. And I've also very unsuccessfully had a go on the saxophone. Book circumstances for the sake of the trumpet was more when I was when I was younger and. The saxophone actually people would seem I am more on. Which in him was asked I'm going over night and he was learning to fly which was a pretty congested to get a good know how to get a sighting a charity's X. On the road is where we both live on the road. A couple of times and always do was walking in the room and see this big looking at me trying to get. Back to the media's cheeks top or so it was what possible then would best him do about village Yeah yeah well I don't know we know if you went past the villa hotel and he went past the villa hotel it or hear this. But. All the band were just blowing free and it was a dump a united one frontin United Milde. Once it. Gets back to and now we come to the game that gave the the the sausage and. The sausage sandwich question on the road you think there's no point me trying to guess what he's over there just a pharaoh Sounders and some raw just and so she thinks a sausage sandwich and. A future this could be for the game in the come on man because it was going to happen so he makes himself a sausage sandwich and a little crusty bread and then he just takes the top slice off of it and he looks down and there they are glistening split their skins he smashes him down with a full matches it. Seems on his plane to that bottom oh and over do it lovely. Orosi reaches for the red soles or the brown soles of the question in there is Andy Townsend bread sauce to see how brown sauce is yet no sauce to talk for the gang and well depending on what can a sausage is if it's a square sausage worn sausage then tough to be great with mustard as a regular range sausage I will put it in winter if you know it must always be praying is all there is. Bring in the math to it there is it's admirable but it says simply doesn't work like that. But says if that's what we thought we were brown resealed for grad school for no sense at all. It's a free board you know so. We don't know exactly weirdos and freaks here where you don't have to go read. Troy Brown the red fire and the towns and another if you have a went to the sausage to welcome back a still they're still there it was still we still there opposite the green. And I hand you a sausage sandwich Do you have red sauce do you have brown sauce and the no salsa told the answer is and it turns out well done it isn't a bite and so on you are this now that I asked to have some red sauce sausage is very very different. Than sandwich. Box but. That if you had it made it sausage so if you guys are going to have it was probably all bozos on the top of that wagon I would definitely go for the red one of the paranoia of late and that would set down the disco one was what I know right now and what you want to do you know I did was about that no doubt this is a winner I'm pretty sure you'll you know enjoy it there because he's doing the old and still is doing the old Chris Turner. Could go that way it could go that way and in the end that's why he went through defenses like a knife to a hot sausage if you think of that phrase as one all we got a time break and it folds to reduce and so strike in here Reese strike question let me think of one all right aerators race so yeah it's a yes or no answer. And a chance and. Suffer from high fever of high fever yes or no. I don't I don't I'll say that I don't deserve one says a word no more talking about Prop you know when people deaf to take the tablets and all that and in towns and not Has he does he ever suffer yes or no Reese but I'm playing for the Pride affront. Here's there's a lot a. Lot of sausages will. Go with he is a feel for and he Townsend. When they see you know the summer months song stall come roll in India reach feel Claritin all you will suffer a yes or no and you towns and. There you go mammy know that what is the disco dance you like to do from to the United. Race you've got a triumphant season anyway of a friend and well done here it's on the up and up Linda thank you. Piers you should go back to the saxophone if I was you and becoming a serious one of these weeks if you're not working I'd love to see around you when you talk about in a proper sense and he Townsend who I only talk to Richard and this station owes his existence to thank you very much indeed and the town is a great one and now the show's own jingle. Good to go. To show. You now I think you always do was Bebo we're going straight into the news no guests this morning so if you want to ring up the show about anything no toll he said with a tremendous tinge of baking in his voice we're going to just us talking for the next hour but here's an incentive to return. You know the shows. With another song from when we were telling about that we wrote that ended just a long long small chunk untalented this is B.B.C. Five Live at ten o'clock with. B.B.C. 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Five Live wanted his hold on Law and smartphone unsound lets look at the weather most places are going to have a dry day old day with sunny spells particularly in the south it's going to become windy in the West though it will feel warmer than in recent days a few showers are going to affect Northern Ireland and Scotland the highs of twelve in Belfast and sixteen in London today on the roads in County Durham on the A one M. Southbound problems there's both lanes closed and queuing traffic because of an accident involving two cars between junctions sixty one for Boban. I'm sixty five proud great and in London on the M four westbound there are reports of a lane be blocked traffic because of a broken down vehicle between the ground about two for Brant but there's also congestion on the a full robots five trouble. Like. Someone like boxing presents ringside coverage of the world heavyweight showdown between and slightly enslaved. Six five. 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So it's only a minute long so while we're here we don't have a guest room on the planet this will be was busy with the B. Side of the shows. Here we go. This is just like this there's one thing that it was told my wife and I it's a typical of a husband should always behind. Take a look at tools. Is always it goes. Under the delusion it's his duty to be cool I've come to the conclusion here's a suited to the fleet. To which the husband was like. Looked like he was shot but was. Told to do too much to hope it was a freak like. Me To Do To which was. Due to the hospital dashing like me you taught me like. I do gooders like me but. I don't. Talk. Because it evokes. Thank you to that brand new song we did and the stuff is and it's going to be kind if it isn't. Exactly that day out and then you sort of thank you very much would be here's our friend James in a subject that the Idol actually might want to call but everyone seems to have something on the order of the break so Mr Had the morning James. Good as gold you know it just won the I'm a sausage sandwich can plan your in a great mood. But if you're. It's. Probably all the me all can name to me. But you're listening to what was my two sisters are teenagers. A break with Joe it's often how I would say to save a few pennies on them so you know. And there's a big fall in between us and and I mean. My daughter hired a car for the four. And I was a many more Remember many more of course many folks yes so. Many was not not many more didn't go and it was not. Then you know what just I said no for some family to include a but the money wouldn't stop. So my dad said I can get some help I was and will give this thing up a person will get us started you know so we're also at the top of this so thank you and then. We start pushing him and he's so many times not just on my list but he must be the number that I'm I was and I didn't coarsen don't know so you know. There have been so it comes still busy rules of the other side of Ali you know we're going to be feeling a bit terrified but they still you know. They think what rolled up the other side the valley did it roll back on the valley I'd like to think it's still there and it's perpetual motion speech backwards and forwards and backwards and forwards and I think it wise to shake his hand on over the holiday can just do a sudden stop and you set off down the valley would you say when you said to me most I don't know why but in my head come the old go to college kids at one time used to Mike all over the state and the Mike and I was never any good at that but I didn't have brakes on the design but today how could I have had I mean when you made it go car driven I don't call it young. No no no pedal powered one but after the show you know more ice once but you know I'm out right now because they did used to get if he wants to buy music growing up they get a prime wheels coming have them for I don't call him a kids who go call it. Like it's. Thank you very much indeed James he's been in a vehicle where he neglected to look Jacqui coming to you and then. Breaking things in shops I want to have a name for the twenty five years ago my wife to be and I were in John Lewis looking for wedding presents I picked up the decanter to look for the price but didn't put my hand over the heavy glass with the precision I have a twenty five years of. The glass which. Full of the glass to Qantas. And the net no one to fold this is north of display status my wife to be deceased and leaving me to my fate. For me it said the insurance is full and we still have twenty five one. And over the whole show to get. Absent. On you know and Dick's program they give away. The opportunity to drive a wrecking ball. And still Yeah any of those you have Frances building plays there's a friend Jack a jack. Mooney. Jack thank you for being there Jack this is where animals block. Have been last did so my sister and brother in law by bribery lower South Africans and I went over to visit family in Cape Town around there they visited a. National Park at night with Joy I've been through it stuff and then they said. We're just going to. Let you set a home for. The. Beautiful saying thank you. As you just you know turn the corner but that's exactly what you want to say when you go around to talk to me but you know when I was at it for the World Cup clear when I went on the prescribed B.S.F. Are you coming in in the end but looking across you know and observe what we like to see the wall we just see somebody about as much of the useful fifty Austin Now how long did it take before they cleared. Off an hour. To talk or stand up for the wished a lot but now you have got anywhere and. On a Jack I'll remember. From my fifty's almost ten years ago just a few weeks to my sixtieth fifty women in Norfolk and it's the sat nav you you go to it's a wonderful place to stay in it most from anywhere and we came out there one morning was driving to get back onto the roads and A. Herd of cows kind of. And just surrounded the column which. Is really an. Object because the kids were in the back and one of them got up on to the bony with the. Cows were around us it was really was something then I put on show. Trying to scare them off and they wouldn't know what I did. Cal just put his head in the window to see but what about all shooters and you see I was actually front not going to call. And in the end I just try to drive to get out and do the Manties and I open the door. And I back to walk under you know we found out that the flu comes to give them their feet he drove a black Land Rover as well so I saw the fate of. My nose and I just wish I hadn't shot so many of them now anyway Jack thank you very much indeed. There's a great viral gram random on the peps. Looks like an ostrich history. With language local use of filming it bringing to his attention. But this fellow was very independent type around at the minute he gets from the other side the road and with language he told some. Ignorant this isn't an ostrich it's an emu and it is. Very real and it was coming. From over there where the. Roll in from when I was thirteen I was smitten a lot boy he hung around near the entrance of the golf club with his mates some of a hill. In a desperate attempt to impress I borrowed my friend's cool. It might eighth season the yellow sure jacket from the top of the hill imagining I guess that I would take his breath away while I recreated the scene you would. See from. That anticipated gaming speed by the second it occurred to me for the first time I had no idea how to stop. The saving myself with this very fancy B.M.W. Directly opposite the traits which turned into a very effective braking system as I crashed right in front of the cute boy in a scene of the split. And here she comes now what a terrific story. That's the first. Take that Frank Spencer. Becomes our friend James. Morning to you John thank you for being this is the pros and cons of your parents' job but if you go for sharing. A You go earlier only be quizzing and. He comes from just dumping radios endears you heard it went through. The boss troops at my. Bisected with Bexley in southeast London. Apparent show but we got. To deal. With the. End of the. Conversation. Now anyway. He handled the inherent. I saw my soul. Supported by quintessence but that's just it by. One of the wild. And pretty. When you say you saw him you saw you saw him. I told. You that when the stories of summer some phone in shows would be grateful for that . He took the insurance for the Coliseum Theatre in London Yeah. But then. I went to the opening of. The right kind. Of Tibet thing people aren't quite. The B.B.C. T.V. . Oh come on. All around and orange crockery and. He's light and you. Know I got the guy to do a rant and simplicity just. You know watch cinema just give us what you had. For already we needed a stuffed bear you know. Moral judgments but we needed this stuff there. And it was there and it was a really big band and the props man who brought in John said you know that is and I said No I said is the band from step told from. That that is actually stuff there that I used to have in their front room if you have a CD that was the one and I really wished I'd stolen it and taken it home did you. Anything to rival that you have a problem. With Why I've helped the big the big. Eight I would. Have to lower the place there I've been around. There with a particular brand incorporate the very people in. My chair inside the house of that it would turn out. To be. Really I think you really. Don't. Like everything else at the moment you can go across to Congress. Again is probably the most thing happening at the moment you didn't ever take a piece. I was incredibly very respectful and obviously now. I can understand. Stuff better I could be. A good. Member exactly what it was before they closed down Television Center because it was economically viable just like all those shows I want to in the sixty's and seventy's were. An act of cultural vandalism without parallel. But I join. The club and I know it's a billion pounds less of course it is because it benefits the neighborhood that you can't but you can do except for an eccentric. Reading two thousand crores most of the journalists thank you very much in the. Next what you got there perhaps this is done you might have given their name which might be a good reason my dad worked for years that Heathrow Airport and often brought home a variety of travellers checks and foreign currency afforded us a great Christmas. Oh you must just say that Carson you can afford a full bag full of the special caps. Traveler's checks traveler's checks and going anymore all that can drive a truck no you can't cash is all he was taken away by the way your people missed the show in the towns it was here and. Doing very well as a sex oftenest I missed you play for us a little bit. And . It's. Going to come to life for us one of these weeks his friend Rob payroll. Thank you for being there this is a subject I saw you really do have you know it was going anywhere near this any subject but it's where the brakes on this thing were to go for all. You can you need it might be a bit weird the second it is it's just in and out straight back my friend because it was just a little shrill and. Something Awful would head on stage sixty something to. Fill that strange the less you need to something Southampton it's a stranger to me I had my skirt tucked into my new. I was going to site could we have to bend the one of the true heel and that. With all respect that takes care of all of those. Down the may marry. Ones we had just me and the towns and given us a musical representation of what that must have been like. A robin. Thank you very much for being there all. The big moment calls from Edinburgh is another one but this is where the bread. Indeed still research years ago family trip just trailer and my five year old brother decided to borrow our cousins pushbike and he live at the top of the very big. Deep indeed and he thought she had off on it and went down music is very appropriate and to add to the speed he took his feet off the pedals and Surjit we said truck and the pedal started going off the English and he decided he want to brake and couldn't get his feet back on the pedal pedal backwards cue wobbling from sight. Killer wiping out on the edge of the curb but luckily it was just his pride that was there and I was safe. You know if we were saying this up into a script you and I Robot heard of him along just before the stream and we were in a bit of a when we'd been out used to sound effect for a start. Then Actually I think that's what we needed when your brother's on the beach and just went to are now watching but I never had a bike growing up it's not a secret I take it you did you know you did not didn't. Did you didn't care for them just to give them but I do remember the future. Used to take you feet off and they would start going around on their own and no you couldn't get your feet thank you very much and the six again told back again Hey Rob. It wasn't your fault that you'd let me put that other boy was your fault Well we've only just got the technology on the island what you. Saw using the All I want told me having recently played dead so much of trying to. Take. That Away is one of those where just before you go out and about. In the. Three months as you go it is always somebody who says Charlie Chaplin came down the stairs and that's true always do you know. For you. But anyway Rob you've got equally where the brakes on this thing what was it. Took me to work within. And after a couple of I was next to him in the truck to the old me in your old me ten year old and I don't. Want to go. Down that way of the truck to. Me given that big ass so even though it is right they slowly. Go along. And clutch control probably isn't quite bored. If you're old enough to be in a try to drive and say you're old enough to drive a tractor Tom Oh yeah well. My put. Up the front end of the truck to pop we do a massive Evil Knievel we're going to unpeel. Through. Terrifying day oh and recently we finally stopped. And are going to be have a day that I did like twenty five twenty years ago and he says to me it took in two or three evenings to pick that up and if you do and do in the daytime to find. The right order at the big if you need a good comeback gauge. Well let me drop the track to. One of the subjects I was going to do this week that I've written down some with always forget was children operating heavy machinery because the stores. In the first of those big concern you that next week thank you very much a data friend would have thought of it by the way a quick one from John in Chester couple of names closing comments we still have a living up to pullin Linda McCall thing oh fantastic joins time. Jenny and. Wendy the legs of my own have a we had another date if. You and your papa's names actually reflect well you know that always get commented on the matter is Phil Hey Phil. I don't know how to do him good as gold fill can be a year in Leeds if it were up again the tool is on for seven gigs. This is going is it subject is overwhelming and it will most to get it out there it's a black eye for the people in the station people talk about bricks and the election know what people want to talk about children operating heavy machinery which may of course have a political side to it so what if you go fulfill. Your end of the perch on this thing you have put on all the holiday a few years ago in crime on account of on holiday. Voting see the family next door open the same way I account of being flown over and go out of town instead of driving. The next thing I know to see their cast out moving the ball go out and break almost all the cows slowly moving across the goal to all sick out of bounds and everything else to direct. The guy to be kind of on. Your team for the job because you try a cowboy outfit in whale and everything else is on the opposite side of Combs going . A job you don't think they've been almost by time so I tried to think that over cows still moviestar in the past in the bait and shout. That he got to the idea that somebody think all heroic here only peed I gives an idea I had to pick up some poles to get to saying oh no no no no I'm just going to run away. Dad on the wrong side I'll put the pics of them didn't realize any photo five was really. Kind of I'm sorry. I want to move us to one managed to slow it down you know into the open door to nothing else and so we got it stopped too many times over the money just a brick import Ambridge on everything else it's a it's a tremendous rush of all kinds of emotions when you have to hang on to a counsellor down manually thank you very much in a different fill in lead but you know of that quickly from soon in Atlanta Georgia with a guy who Gene and his wife Jeannie I'm the only person who finds this funny Anan genie Yes said they'd never be quick if you get. Any good as gold units which would offer to go first. Quickly more washed by she went for a well known pharmacy she posts all caused by that line and you can only use it on the beach where there's a room is just a will not there are quite a few of them but not one that we don't. Go on one of the a short while but anyone. Would want to die we can get. Close and still leave the first. CHRIS EVANS. Receives she was their man on the telephone and then she got a call from this lady who want to place an order you know nothing strange in that anyway she ceased trying to day I was and she said to. You sir and I place and she said yes acoustic says Rob she said it was a rough few C.D.'s any special places C.D.'s lands on or try and take your initial place so she said yes she said she. And she said. They got to do something about these troublemakers ever the economy this is one of her phrases on of. All of that but do you suppose that what you present folks is already. Nothing about you I think she says she will cease. To cool. Presume your dress. And the phone went quiet a lady said I can assure you I don't believe. She said. Geraldine. You went. Anyway. And she really was she put. It all in. You know there's some pretty royal work pulled at the front but nothing needs to go away in honor of your wife here is any town's it was your happy birthday on his trumpet. And. I showed us one of Oliver do that we brought back. And this is B.B.C. Five Live B.B.C. News on Five Live I'm rubber What's the latest from the other twenty seven countries are meeting to discuss their strategy for the BRICs in negotiations say there needs to be sufficient progress in agreeing the terms before trade talks can start you could lead a poll not all has announced where he'll stand in the election he says he'll stand in the Boston and Skegness constituency the party says the area voted overwhelmingly for BRACKS It inspired in part by the massive betrayal of APHIS Xing industry solicits solicitors say hundreds of patients of a breast surgeon convicted of harming his patients will seek compensation in Paterson carried out needless operations including mastectomies he's been told to expect a prison sentence and North Korea has carried out another failed missile test hours earlier the US had called on the UN Security Council to isolate pealing Yang South Korea and Washington say the rocket exploded shortly after lift off now the sports with your old let's begin at the Crucible the excitement of the semifinals of the world championship and Jamie Paul is watching John Higgins for. Barry hawk for Barry Hawkins is reached the final here once before but has a fight on his hands to get there again he regime ten six down against the four time champion John Higgins this morning but Hawkins has just taken the opening frame against their back in again in this current frame in play in the other seventy five of the defending champion Mark so we regimes tied at twelve frames all against being shown we this afternoon seventeen the target to reach the final thank you Jamie from twelve fifty five on five Live Sports qualifying for the Russian grown pre before that third practice is taking place right now in Sochi and Jack Nicholson is there for his in five Live and at the moment is Lewis Hamilton is the quickest man of anyone he's a tenth of a second up on Sebastian Vettel Ferrari his teammate Valtteri Bottas in third positions those top three only covered by a quarter of a second we still got twenty seven minutes to go your own sports extreme practice but it's going to be a fascinating qualifying session later on thank you Jack Anthony Joshua face is by far the biggest fight of his career the seeding when he takes on flatter me a Klitschko in front of an expected ninety thousand fans at Wembley that Britain is known for his devastating power but former super middleweight world champion Col front feels Joshua is in for a difficult night when Joshua lets his shots go when he puts his barrage of shots together he always sees in effect he lets his punches go opponent he finishes the job with Klitschko when he lets his shots go I don't think you can get your back used to How's he going to respond so that when Chris goes just use experience ties him or so Josh was in total character and that's what I'm concerned about that's where we talk about the lack of experience we can find out how he gets on the seasoning right here on Five Live from nine o'clock and also online via the B.B.C. Sport website the jumpers racing season in both Britain and Ireland and today with the most the championship sorted out but not the ones for the trainers whilst it's unlikely but possible Paul Nicholls will catch Nicky Henderson in the British title race the Irish version is going right to the wire reporting for us our correspondent Connelly slice it the. Irish train is Championship decided upon by prize money is a thriller and quite possibly a real fairy tale because Having trailed big rival golden Elliott all season long time champion Willie Mullins grabbed the lead with the treble on day four of the punches town festival yesterday old three winners written by his ama to jockey son Patrick with the prize money on offer at punch a stand today the pendulum could still swing back in Elliot's direction in Britain where the season ends at Sandown Nicky Henderson holds a commanding but bridgeable lead over Paul Nicholls in the train his title Anderson is to decide all sixteen runners pull Nicholls thirty and finally for now the Dutchman at Dillon granted they can run the opening stages the shade finished in Scarborough yesterday the race runs between Tadcaster Nerika this is B.B.C. Five Live on digital online the smartphone and some of that hello good morning it's going to be a bit warmer for us this bank holiday weekend the winds there will be strengthening instead of the northerly that we had of the beginning of the week we're going to get a subsidy and then a southeasterly there is the chance of some rain particularly across England and Wales but a few showers today running through the Irish Sea probably running away from north and west Wales into North Festing and across the southwest Copeland's elsewhere probably dry that we should see the clouds continuing to thin and break some sunshine coming through especially across southern England the temperatures here sixteen or seventeen thirteen to fifteen elsewhere so big woman than it was yesterday but it will be turning windy especially in the West and will be for all of us on this Sunday we've got the chance of Seraing coming in from the Southwest could be quite a cold wet day across South Wales southwest England we could see some rain from Northern Ireland by the evening some light in part chewing through the middle and and across southeast England further north I remaining dry with some sunshine but we'll keep those Easter south easterly winds into Monday with some sunshine and some potentially heavy showers things and Wales but once again dry for Scotland and Northern Ireland but five live weather on the razing County during the. One am remains closed southbound between junction sixty one and sixty five bribery traffic skewing behind that and in London on the M four westbound there are reports of a lame being blocked in slower traffic because of a broken down vehicle between junction one features a crowd about to put congestion on the A four that. Travel past large school. Five laws on five last straw. The final day of the Premier a go you know when you get to be the world's oldest kosher. On the Nevada to be that because you're surrounded by news crews a little time I ask you how did you do it is it Nick whiskey or Nowadays it is that none of that ever adds up next to nothing but the Give you have to also not be so fed up you know I still have an interest in others say this is the avatar you must be also how did you get it that's your one concern a hundred sixteen children this is a variation on that asked how come she got to be on the sixth instead I mind my own business solipsism it. And then. Next week which we haven't done for a very long time no see people the people. You know there's no you don't know who's here believe no. One in my vicinity starts lowering their voice so you know you. Don't. Know what is going on anywhere. On the. Other stuff any job I could do other than being a police officer. You can all speak to things I want you to do but. No no no you know when you're just going to put the. Other people to put. Up closes down in twenty miles she can tell you what it's going to be so I know it's going to be you know just going to be. That great going goes around you know the Costa Coffee Shop you know he's going to. Always gets around it's going to be a cotton shop or something that. Probably wouldn't do very well but I don't know where the term nosies still. Proposes the original was a private detective. Was it was a real person but the next nosy people I knew. About the OK We go to. On the way here is the same. Way we did it so did you subject with this one about or the brakes on this thing seems to have taken over not to get one. Of your nine may have been the kit person you know so. That's fine to hear about that it's another T.V. Star. Yeah. Apparently in these great conglomerates you still have. I don't know I don't know it's a lovely staple image with. Hello morning hi thank you for being there this is where the brakes on this thing he says The subject is overwhelm the station but if you drive OK so I crashed my car while in a Bible study OK I can kind of no idea how that could happen OK I go to a friend's house Bible study our local church Mike. On a narrow street and about an hour and a half later someone arrives late and says I've had to drive. Way round to get to the other end of the street because there's a great big black B.M.W. Crashed into a car blocked the entire street now at this point what were you driving at the time yes yeah I was driving down the ladder you do some. What have you got to lift a hammer I got so I get out I mean it's like a scene. Very. Early blocking the street it's crashed to another car and there is a transporter one of those cars who have been parked illegally to police and twelve. The street staring at my car and say. That the disease is a nose in is this is being a guy. They are they are shocked. To policeman that a really tall guy and points show woman and I say that. I don't turn on my heel in the other direction no hands in my pockets. And least. To him one might bet he bet. They make me a hundred and fifty quid to send the car transporter away. To bring it on. The way they never mind that they haven't decided the name of the chaos in the street no bill you're after it you have to. Pay then and then just to get them to go away and then one of the people that standing watching a woman she's in a dressing gown. Their arms folded It's almost like it's almost like this scene is emblazoned on your memory. Trust me this was one of those terrible moments and she says that my crush. Yesterday. At that point to say madam I was a Bible study and you know one lesson I've learned from the book is you couldn't fall upon that no she was full of righteous. Trust me I didn't think that I needed to bring that up didn't seem like a very defensible but as it was as somebody you know somebody with something of a theologian there could you take anything from adjudicate from base was that I needed to get out of here is clear. I do everybody to go. To go there are only the police are the reason that they rule out that the police are not all of the door saying this is your car. They had been down to the bottom of the road where I was now because they didn't left the brake. To the car rolled up I put it. Narrow street because it's on the curb and the brake was slightly. Slightly turned it done a sort of very slow motion ninety two do we. Crashed into this car in the road. The upshot of it was your insurance shot through the roof or you did to placate everyone. But the police said well look you must move your car so I have to get into the car this is a really narrow road I am very nervous and I'm driving actually try and reverse look behind me. And you know you've got to carry on you. Terribly. Thank you if I move my car and I park it and then we go back to see. And leave because. So slowly. The crunching sound was. Catching on. The side of. Damages. And I think the sound of things in the background who gives exactly why the thank you very much for doing. It was that the lead here. Though he walked through the valley of broken. Because. That you very much indeed a friend a beautifully told story by the way I love the way he remembers how many people there. It was tough to get it. Anyway of the burden of the subject next week I wanted everybody to just go why. Would you go over there. A step away from where the brakes on this thing for which we have a waiting list. Animals that. The. Yeah I was paddling down a Canadian River as you do I was approaching a small back paid I plan to pull out just before the truck gets out and take a look at the photo siding how to proceed I left to take a left to take out till the very last moment spun into a day and a brown. Patch. To stop. I ran the rest with the bad watching from the bio It's a lovely what I do like that not to see a bear I'm glad there's a very people say bears are dangerous Yvonne I don't believe it and I just like the dogs so we're coming to Tim in the second. Man I was on it was corrupt I was on then. I just went from him and not Quicksilver what was going to be. One of the most go away in the mean I think. I mean I think Bob I'm thinking. Of the death of a let me think about that one I'm thinking and I just love the road drama sings the Beatles and on the Monday road or let me think about that and enjoy the roadrunner and Wiley Coyote doing the Beatles here we go. coming straight to you with your patch where the brakes on this thing. So he's instant opens when I was about four my parents had a pool with the how bright it came out of the dashboard and my dad took me inside cons because some fear from the pump for a party he parked outside the puffiness being nine hundred seventy six left me in the car while he went to collect the bit as any child would I moved to the driver's seat to pretend I was driving in doing so I managed to pull off the hammer right unfortunately the pump was at the top of a hill and it was all prissy disavowal down this hill in my recollection I was speeding down this hill but I kind of been going too fast as the lady on the pavement noticed what was going on and chased up to me screaming at me to open the door she but she managed to lead to the company of the prank she also where my parents were to which I replied Daddy's in the pub she was not impressed so I had a life. To do to the NO remember was going to the psych said to me true trying to say that to me in a second here's a friend Tim Hey Tim. I don't even know you're good as gold Tim thank you for being there this is where the breaks on this thing. Yes Story No no she don't know none of them don't ever apologize or decide the idea that the station turns itself in knots in every meeting ha been the place saying what the public want is election news a plus off it turns out it's was the Bristol and saying what if you don't respond well I wasn't going to. Get back if. It was going to be seven. Yet I just posted a driving license and. One of those really over. Only right now let me call on I was wearing the biggest credit ample warning Malloy so I don't need to jump back in the dog show the dog I want I didn't know the time I missed that much play call between the door and the door right. It gave me just you know prove to get me to the extent right no further driving down the road and of course the brakes a little bit further across the one hundred sixty of the great. So I'm going to go try to book on the price but just found my foot. And literally screamed where the brakes on the biggest story. Right up to the junction so in that you can still see it stuck in the door you hope he don't know why your leg is so in you know he's trapped and you can't get across the brake Yeah yeah and so I take a quick open and shut the door freed you from it the man had. Well so. If you already know you're going through. That you could have said quote I'm calling him a defense of. Real villains in the piece. I did. Just comes back to me it's kind of a similar thing and this is perhaps the perils of being an old hippie because Tim A fellow was. A sunroof. And he was motoring along down the M twenty six. And. Was going to. Push the button to close the sunroof at the moment the direction of. Pulling him back. He could just reach the wheel and the. Person next to. Move it dragged him back. Thank you very much. Forgiveness. Which. Is what. They had phones on and through the headphones I could hear. A terrible scream. Trying and before. The. Moment because a lot of people but it took a long time to get a. Piece of the pool. And how long would it take to get the next one along and if. It was not the same. Solder. The wind is banging on the trying and nobody know what playing the Bible is all right but hearing the scream and then seeing more coming on the side of it I saw that I saw the same the week before which was a French family that the dad realized they wanted to get off. The quick. Everyone let off except for one kid. Frightened thankfully again. What do you know he didn't open the door all of this when they were going to see no snow you're going to be buried in the hall for the next stop because what's the deal with the poor woman because I don't tell you that when they come. To where you don't have the fellows waving off time so much anymore you know the old. Cold. That's it and I don't know God because for knowledge I trust but I'm a bit. But he says it was fine a woman stops right away on the platform but must have seemed like an age for a film is many many. Many thank you so much for being there this is the always interesting connection between men's grandmothers and football what do you have for as many three hundred pounds so you know why. You're pretty sure you're doing right you're not really appreciate it. I mean I voted for someone who believed in equality. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU. Know they said what I said about the a football and then you heard me say your name might be the kid in the South Hampton and maybe the physio we're. Well. Known to tell not to told him but the question is the connection between your name and football doesn't have an influence on it and sent a forward for. The media you think there's some kind of negative connotation that is absurd I would throw it back at you know you wondering. So you know my name is the short color that's fine because we've had that before. Are you a footballing net. I'm not a book boring not huge football fan. My younger don't know you that I thought we could walk of five years to. Actually come back to see. The world rose that I can. Sort of one if you get the day that would be. The Bantry kind with toy recall right. There is a time when you know what a mini never. Smoked in my life but I didn't join a toy cigarette I don't know what I was of you know noting it will be printed on in there but the. Names will tell you stick so yes so you're getting these kind of media I mean I've always liked football anyway but about twenty five years ago he got his college with. Weed most in pieces and she absolutely. I mean we had a friend who regularly once told The Post. He took a clue and I mean you know. And didn't. Get to meet him. She could never get to me but she did get us. A sign. Said friend went through. This. Here we. Coming back to your semi objection about the idea you're not going to get this kind of detail anyone ringing up about other generations coming into the for a long time and the idea and the idea the connection came through a book that's that's that's good that's a beautiful bit of detail but as I say what I go down to my daughter and I went. And then I went off to live in Belgium. And I still follow them and. You know I couldn't now with them but nonetheless she continued with her. Mind again when I came back. And we've been going ever since and she has said. She first took him when he was three weeks for a week. And that strikes me as a parent. It was the fix. For me that the whole lot of me was I mean. Along with a lot of the crowd I suspect only about a year now. Into coming but. The. Controversy was in the year of the ball but there because the subject is footballing now and so now his mag a magazine speaking out for the right. Person Do you know why not me now do you know who she. Was she could no longer I mean my brother so much one day we watched . The big. OK yeah and she came you know comments saying look it's all about that OK she didn't get a sheet. And they couldn't get the gold. That actually explained my sickness. That OK Oh that basically shooting like a leak that got hooked up with. The people we've got a great. Way. To light a little people got. To go. Why. I need. To stop the. Gold We want you to go to the police to look for all you know pedo. Now you know there's nothing wrong with the argument there's nothing wrong with the argument at all weird. Noise through six o six we actually say the next time thrown out of a bowl let's go see. If you think that was a bicycle explanation. Because to the television companies.