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People have gotten sloppy. sagging jeans. who's going to clean the screen is what i want to know? >> jesse: the next time you go, what do you watch on the plane, dana? probably documentaries. you don't have that problem. you've never touched the screen. >> dana: i think there should be a penalty. i would ban him from air travel for five years. >> greg: point out he does have arms. we are not picking on somebody. >> jesse: thank you, greg. some people are very talented with their toes. they can pick up things. they can dial. my cousin is pretty swift foote footed. >> greg: there are videos of y...

>> greg: they will cut off your finger. >> capri: i watch as much "law & order: svu" about you do. i think there's an episode about this. we are not barnyard animals with a chip in our ear. >> jesse: speak for yourself. >> capri: i am. there's no way i would do this. >> jesse: what you say. go to concerts. >> dagen: we are having a debate about a type of implant that is useful that has a function when many people just get them for cosmetic purposes. you watch "law & order: svu." i watched botched. >> greg: they are injecting poison into their face. poison just comes out of my face. >> dagen: a...

And personality? we get left out. >> jesse: a friend voucher with some guy who moves the monitor with his toes. >> dana: we need a chip on those people. >> greg: somebody that you meet that you really like. >> jesse: what do you want to watch? does it surprise you? >> dagen: no, it doesn't surprise nadel. talk about the vouching system. i think now when you have -- this is how people vouching i've never done any online stuff because frankly i've been in the public eye for too long. people who are facebook friends, friends and comment and that's vouching? stick to the old-fashioned method. >> d...

Met through family, friends, or in school. today things are a lot different. 66% are meeting online or at bars. i think boris is good but online? >> greg: what does this do to men and women? it reduces the friend-relative vector so you lose the vouching system. in the old days, dana could say to dagen, you know, i know greg. not as tall as what you're used to. but he's adorable. that's gone. online dating, it's a cold world. it relies on stats. it forces people to lie in order to compete with the top percent of the biological superior people. the really attractive people who cornered the marke...