Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - CNN - 20170224:03:03:00
Just don't get so ahead of yourself. >> anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at droch a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming. >> i don't want to give you wrong impression of my dad. he never hit it. carried a gun. he never shot us. just -- >> started, just did fat jokes. didn't know other families had that insanity that i grew up with. >> mom told me to tell you today, you're adopted. you're ruining this whole family. >> that's why we laugh. that's why the family sitcom always prevailed. >> i could just crawl into a hole and die. >...