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For a new family. >> i don't want a new family or any family. families suck. >> did you ever notice when you trip on something, when you're walking, and you go, what was that? well, that was your family. they've put their foot out and just don't get so ahead of yourself. >> anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming. >> i don't want to give you wrong impression of my dad. he never hit us. carried a gun. well, he never shot us, he'd just -- when i started, i just did fat jokes. i didn'...

Any family. families suck. >> did you ever notice when you trip on something, when you're walking, and you go, what was that? well, that was your family. they've put their foot out and just don't get so ahead of yourself. >> anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming. >> i don't want to give you wrong impression of my dad. he never hit us. carried a gun. well, he never shot us, he'd just -- when i started, i just did fat jokes. didn't know other families had that insanity that i grew ...

Well, that was your family. they've put their foot out and just don't get so ahead of yourself. >> anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at the drop of a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming. >> i don't want to give you wrong impression of my dad. he never hit us. carried a gun. well, he never shot us, he'd just -- when i started, i just did fat jokes. didn't know other families had that insanity that i grew up with. oh, yeah, mom told me to tell you today, you're adopted. you're ruining this whole family. that's why we laugh. that'...

>> i don't want a new family. i don't want any family. families suck. >> ever notice where you trip on something walking and go what was that? that was your family. they've put their foot out and just don't get so ahead of yourself. >> anybody got mothers that would hit you with a shoe? i had a mother throw a shoe at you at drop of a dime and [ bleep ] you up wherever she was aiming. >> i don't want to give you wrong impression of my dad. he never hit it. carried a gun. he never shot us. just -- >> started, just did fat jokes. i didn't know other families had that insanity that i grew up with....