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They say stick to clear broth. >> karaoke is bad enough, drunk people singing songs you dont's like. >> greg:-to-yrus? >> how many shows are we going to get with the chelsea-clinton team? they drove in a car and talked. we didn't like it. now they are singing in a car, we didn't like it. so maybe they need to go drive under sea in a car and see if they like it. >> greg: that's called the kennedy. [boos] >> greg: wait a second. did fonzi just walk in? >> i just, who is their publicist? because they get more shows, i mean, they get canceled on

Everything but they keep getting shows. >> greg: you know who loves this? >> could they do "survivor"? >> greg: that would be great. is "survivor" still on? >> it wouldn't be if they did it. [laughter] >> greg: you know who loves this, though, is bill clinton because while they are taping this -- he's banging the house cleaner. he's banging the maid. he's banging the leaf blower. he's banging the lawn mower. the machine. not just the guy mowing the lawn. but the actual machine, one he can sit in. you know what i'm saying, todd? [laughter] >> i may just yield the balance back to you. but to kat...

Princess, complained about being a princess and now sold the documentary to complain about being a princess. she's profiting off of nonsense complaints about being one of the luckiest people on earth. it's time for prince harry to send her back where she belongs. hollywood. i haven't heard a princess wound this much since they canceled chris cuomo's show. todd -- [applause] >> greg: got to do a quick round. what are your thoughts, todd? >> my favorite movie is wetting crash. he said i don't give baker's f about these two anymore. i'm done. like i never cared in the beginning, i really don't ca...

They paid millions for an energy expert who knows nothing about energy or ukraine. at least you get to walk away with one of those beautiful pieces of art. >> greg: he uses a straw that he blows -- >> he's used to that. >> yes. you get free hepatitis with every painting, too. >> yes. >> greg: i don't know. why am i jealous? >> do you want to have an art gallery? kat: you're jealous because this guy can do whatever he wants. >> greg: yes, that pisses me off. >> you already are dressed like an artist. >> greg: all right. i'll move on. i hate all of you. up next, a karaoke -- that will have you p...

Regarding britton were overwhelming and obvious. is sam a fab uist or legitimate survivor after 12 years? i can't definitively say. but we could definitively not say definitively. but we can say for sure that sam is into kinky puppy play. that's when you get aroused by making someone wear a leather dog mask and walking them around on a leash which reminds me, todd, what are you doing this weekend? [laughter] >> greg: todd, you know what drives me crazy about this story is we're supposed to pretend that we didn't notice something was wrong until he was arrested. oh, my goodness, what's happenin...