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american families are having trouble keeping up. also spending could go further up we have more also on why bill haggerty is fed up. welcome, everyone, i am neil cavuto. potentially history repeating itself. let's begin with jackie on more. >> hello, that's right. many americans are asking that question. am i better off than i was four years ago? 35% say that they are not, that they are having a difficult time eating the demands of housing and food in health care, transportation, childcare, pretty much everything else, coming from the brandeis university study based on almost 100,000...

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Washington now after completing his final foreign trip as president of the united states. during his visits to greece germany and peru, much of the attention though was on mr. obama's successor. president-elect donald trump. >> good morning. >> hey hey. >> all right. >> one of the weirdest weeks of the year. thanksgiving week. >> should we start with turkey jokes? the eighth and final year of turkey jokes. >> the eighth and final one. there's a cornucopia of corny jokes. including maybe that one. >> no, no. >> all right. you're crying fowl on that one. i get it. >> you know he always talks eve...

>> black friday for them. then there's net monday for the others. i think there's gonna be a change. there's gonna be a seat change. hopefully no one will become a dinosaur. but things are changing. for the good, too. >> harry, we appreciate you coming in today. happy thanksgiving to your family. >> thank you. same to you. god bless america. >> absolutely. god bless america. sheryl, i have been telling you jokes during the break. i wanted to share with everyone. what does miley cyrus need for thanksgiving? >> what? >> twerky. are the jokes getting worse? >> there's an escalation of gem getting...

>> good morning. >> hey, hey. >> how are you doing? >> who its out wednesday? >> i'm out wednesday. >> which is fine. i actually think everybody should watch the last turkey pardon and then take off. >> all right. >> one of the weirdest weeks of the year. thanksgiving week. >> should we start with turkey jokes? the eighth and final year of turkey joke. there is a cornucopia of corny jokes. >> no, no. >> including maybe that one. >> no, no. you are crying fowl on that one. i get it. you know he always talks every year about generosity. making sure everyone can eat on thanksgiving, k3e79 for -- ...