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So, bob. >> happy thanksgiving. >> happy thanksgiving. so does anyone in the beckel family drive you a little bit crazy or are you the person that drives everyone crazy during the holidays? >> and mentioned the crazy uncle. >> that's you. >> they used to put me at the kids table when i was drinking. >> good idea. >> around the children. >> now i'm sober they still put me at the kids' table and i'm sort of the one. >> i had an uncle that was slashed the second he showed up to the second he left, the problem is he didn't leave for three weeks. >> the family gets together. eric. >> and people thi...

Reelected obama makes us moreses and recognized he was born among us to forgive our sins. eva longoria can run for senate and get off twitter. if she promises health care, she could be president. >> four, watch president obama become more conservative. malia turns 18. he'll call myth and see if his grandsons are of age. and the same dog, best way to hide a canine diet, eat the same dog over and over again, what's she doing to jasper. >> don't you think i'm right, eric, that it's good that he got reelected you knew he was going to run again anyway. >> a couple of groups that could be happy he's...

The difference between informing and banning. go ahead and inform and on restaurant menus, calories and, but we're adults. >> i'm surprising he's not coming down on thanksgiving. >> he might, just might. >> a lot of calories. >> and wait a minute, that was brutal. >> what, bloomberg. >> eric, your turn. >> my turkey of the year is governor chris christie of new jersey, my governor, the guy earlier. and i wrote him a little thanksgiving day, little poem here. governor chris christie is this year's biggest turkey. we were pals, but things soon got murky, your bear hug with the president was a li...

Substance and handed and nobody ate the meal. >> and i remember that, you told these stories. >> i don't remember my 30's. >> and can i tell you a story last year, and since our audience doubled since last year, half the people haven't heard the story yet. swear to god true story. family came over and took the turkey out and looking for the legs, the drum to cut in. trying to cut the breast, she cooked it upside down. opened it up cut the turkey and here is a tip, the breast stays in the juice and ended up being amazing. >> you told that story last year. >> i do, but we have a wide awed yevenl...