Detailed text transcripts for TV channel - MSNBC - 20100304:06:57:00
View louse balls. i pushed through the competition. i clobbered everybody and i took down that wall. now, grab those 8 balls and push the consumer protection agency through. >> betty? did you change the locks again? live from new york -- >> this isn't live. this is funnyordie.com. >> well, the only way to stop these corrupt banks and credit card companies is to pardon richard nixon. >> he means you got to get that consumer protection act through congress. >> jimmy carter? why, you're dead. >> no, jerry, you're dead. >> oh. >> well, i'm dead, but i'm going to be a guest on "dancing with the sta...