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President? >> love trees, let's keep many around as we can. most want to marry a tree. marry a tree because marriage didn't work. i'm going to marry a tree. >> ok, that's right. the warlock assassin himself charlie sheen has been cast to play the president of the united states in the upcoming film " "machete kills". he's getting into the role on twitter. here he is with the film's director, you can see the tweet begins my fellow americans. of course, charlie's father martin sheen also played the commander in chief on the tv show "the west wing." >> all right. let me tell you what's happening i...

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