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they acquited a 65-year-old man who was charged with sexual assault after pleasuring himself near the water at a beach. but the court ruled that since he wasn't masterbating to a certain person or people, just to a beach, no offense had been committed. well gee since the beach can't be offended this makes sense. this is crazy talk. >> i love that the law is now at a directional point. we need to worry about what direction this person -- i think the pervs can handle multi directional master because. masterbation. >> andy, any thought to the house you bought in sweden? >> and the key is excellent peripheral vision. they cannot bust you. and it helps to be turned on by large bodies of water. >> this is disgusting. even though this is in sweden, isn't it somehow president obama's fault? >> and it is the fault of all men.

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