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Shorts. and in florida, i am not making these headlines up. these are all honest headlines. a teacher is fighting to get his job back after a neighbor videotaped him mowing his lawn in the nude. why would do you this? the weed whacker has to hurt. that's the week in nudes. >> laura: we were talking about comedian dave chappelle's new netflix special called "sticks and stones," and you predicted this. publications say you can skip this new netflix special. a lot of negativity. what is going on? >> this goes back to having a high tolerance for nude displays and sexual acting out. but speech is c...

>> i would say five because it's anyone's guess as to whether what we're sitting in is reality or not. >> five seems high. >> to you? >> yeah. >> reality is in the eye of the beholder. >> yeah, and he'll be holding it. >> who will be holding it? where are you going? >> who be holding it determines how we see it. >> are you suggesting perhaps focusing on whether this is potentially a computer simulation is a kind of a high-class problem? >> you know what. people who are on the front line who have to get up every day tend to try to survive. those who are the luxury of misery and cynicism tend to...

Treasury bond deals. >> we will buy a ticket and split the wings you will never see us again. here are your late night laughs. senator ted cruz is in a surprisingly tight race in texas. this race is so tight ted cruz had to ask his former arch enemy, donald trump, for a boost. that had to be the saddest phone call ted cruz ever had to make. imagine if your neighbor insulted your wife's face and then you had to ask him to loan you a weed whacker. that's ted cruz's life right now. >> today trump kicked it up a notch, hinting there might be even scarier elements hiding in the caravan. sadly, it...

Brian: quick headlines now if the judge would quiet down for a second. a florida woman under arrest after dialing 911 claiming to have some type of medical emergency. turns out jennifer roberts was just thirsty. [laughter] when this arrived she asked for a beer. indiana man busted for drunk mowing. this is way overdue. barry ridges under appreciated neighbor calling a cops as ridge road a lawn mower on to his yard. it's not the first time he has pulled something like this. police arresting ridge last month for driving lawn mower drunk in a grocery store parking lot. no word what is he doing wi...

>> okay. how much are you going to charge for the white house? >> zero. >> frank, you have thought this out because the president could probably pay you more than $8. >> well, my dad said just do it for free, and i was like, fine. and that's where it's going to go. >> let's talk about what equipment you are using. i know you are an expert at this, and you offered to bring your own equipment at the white house and they said they rather you use the park service equipment, and are you going to have a push mower or rider, what are they going to give you? >> i don't know. but what i do know, they a...