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I felt it was time to reaffirm my weekend update oath. assisting me in that oath is none other than me, hello, dennis. >> okay. hello, baby. >> repeat after me. i dennis miller. >> i captain hairdo. [ laughter ] >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> to keep a vigilant eye on the social and political leaders of our time in the event that they disappoint us. >> keep an eye on pinheads bike jim or tammy faye baker. >> do keep myself before the news. >> to mock the humility thing if i see career advancement in it. >> and keep eyes on the world of entertainment in the event they take thems...

I felt it was time to reaffirm my weekend update oath. assisting me in that oath is none other than me, hello, dennis. >> okay. hello, baby. >> repeat after me. i dennis miller. >> i captain hairdo. [ laughter ] >> do solemnly swear. >> do solemnly swear. >> to keep a vigilant eye on the social and political leaders of our time in the event that they disappoint us. >> keep an eye on pinheads bike jim or tammy faye baker. >> do keep myself before the news. >> to mock the humility thing if i see career advancement in it. >> and keep eyes on the world of entertainment in the event they take thems...