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I personally go for rocky balboa on the cutest koalas. the whole thing reminded us of a ridiculist, a harrowing tale of man versus beast all while holding a tiny little chihuahua. i ain t running from nothing. i never have in my whole life and i ain t going to start now and you re not going to sacrifice my babies for some damn bear. that s right. now coming back to me, carl went toe to toe with a bear that came up on his pooch, or excuse me, on his porch, while his little dog actually did make that mistake while his little dog was out there. i cannot remember exactly how it turned out, though. i raised both hands in the air and i cussed at him. yeah, get out, [ bleep ], and he looked at me like go f yourself. carl landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face. ....
On the cutest koalas. the whole thing reminded us of a ridiculist, a harrowing tale of man versus beast all while holding a tiny little chihuahua. i ain t running from nothing. i never have in my whole life and i ain t going to start now and you re not going to sacrifice my babies for some damn bear. that s right. now coming back to me, carl went toe to toe with a bear that came up on his pooch, or excuse me, on his porch, while his little dog actually did make that mistake while his little dog was out there. i cannot remember exactly how it turned out, though. i raised both hands in the air and i cussed at him. yeah, get out, [ bleep ], and he looked at me like go f yourself. carl landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face. come up like this and he turned boom, i hit him hard. ....
I certainly did. i don t even know how to describe what happened next. get some popcorn. what happened next can only be described as insane. carl landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face. a whirling haymaker. for those of you following along at home, the bear is now joe fraser, carl and muhammad ali and carl s porch is basically madison square garden. he came up like this and turned, boom! i hit him hard. damn near corkscrewed his head. before you start tweeting me, i don t necessarily support or recommend punching bears in their heads, not at all. i want to be very clear on that. that s not something i m calling for. also, you might be skeptical things happen exactly how carl said they did. fortunately, the local news interviewed a witness. he says the bear was a bit shorter than carl but still an opponent. wait a minute. the bear was a bit shorter than ....
Second of all, i would like to announce carl is cnn s newest homeland security advisor. i raised both hands in the air and cussed at him. get out of here you [ bleep ]. all right. i think carl may have missed his calling as a life coach. i m going to need to hear that again. let s replay that. get out of here you [ bleep ]. all right. if that is not my new ring tone, i don t know what it. carl has rushed out of the house and is now hurling obscenities at the bear. your move, bear. and he looked at me like go f yourself. what happened next you ask? i certainly did. i don t even know how to describe what happened next. get some popcorn. what happened next can only be described as insane. carl landed a whirling haymaker, punching the bear right in the face. a whirling haymaker. for those of you following along ....
Just walking, texting, minding your own business. i was texting my boss that i would be late for work something is going on. and i m coming down the stairs. i seat bear coming up the stairs towards me. so i turn back and run for my life. clearly, the lesson of all of this is that the bears are taking over. only one person one person so far has the frted to ed tofortitude to stand up to them. here is carl from california his tale possibly tall of his bear encounter. i have never run from nothing. i ain t going to start now for some damn bear. i cussed at him. [ bleep ] he looked at me like go yourself. carl landon, a whirling haymaker punching the bear right in the face. man or beast that i run from ain t been born. and its mama is already dead. when you make a threat it is particularly powerful to have a ....