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media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> august 15, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name shall jon stewart. oh, listen to the crowd. they are so fired up for independence day. i can't even tell you. ( cheers and applause ) now, pakistan independence day too or just india? that was yesterday? it's on a different day? yesterday. i think i just started a fight. our guest tonight the smooth soot...

washing your hands like, "ooh, who the hell was in here before me?" somebody gonna come open the door. smell the smell. then look at you like you did it. now you gotta run behind them and try to explain something. "hold on, it wasn't me. wasn't me. somebody else was in there. they had on black shoes. i saw their shoes. i saw the shoes." thank you so very much, ladies and gentlemen. thank you. thank you. captioning made possible by comedy central. captioned by mccaptioning services reseda, california. >> august 15, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, thi...

♪ just come on home so you really think it was the cold therapy that helped him? i don't know. but i'm glad i did it. i'm really proud of you, baby. ♪ just come on home >> august 15, 2011. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: hey, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name shall jon stewart. oh, listen to the crowd. they are so fired up for independence day. i can't even tell you. ( cheers and applause ) now, pakistan independence day too or jus...

ames, iowa. founded in 1632 by willie ames. yes, once again ames iowa in the spotlight as a result of the 2011 iowa straw poll are in. >> with 16,892 iowans voting, the winner of the 2011 iowa straw poll is congresswoman michele bachmann. >> jon: there you go. >> audience: boo. >> jon: i see we have a lot of pawlenty supporters in the audience this evening. backman wins. the ayes or shall i say the crazy eyes have it. michele bachmann's 4,823 votes narrowly clipping ron paul. no one else even close. exciting victory. looking for someone to throw cold water on it in 3, 2,... boom. for...

now, is the fact that everybody thinks that i've been molested. so in a way, my life is ruined. in the meantime, i'm going to go in the back office and cry and cry and cry and drink for a while. ( door slams shut ) >> dennis: emotional release. another giant step forward. >> sweet dee: my god, we're good. >> dennis: doctor. >> sweet dee: doctor. >> mac: yeah, yeah, so, i just wanted to apologize again for the other day. >> murray: it's all right, mac, don't worry about it. >> mac: awkward, right? >> murray: you know what? you were a good student in school. you got potential. just put...