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Hello all, and welcome to Biden’s America! This report produced by Joseph Park. We are informed that The Ascension has returned! Wait. No, that can’t be right. Ah, theyre having a ceremony of the title being risen. We are also informed that Bray is taking a field trip to the Thunderdome, which would matter if they didn’t show us just a couple of months ago that Firefly Funhouse is filmed…in the Thunderdome. Idiots. Miz is in the middle of the ring for some story time. Miz wants to read us “The Nightmare Before TLC.” AJ is in the ring, and asks for the spotlight to be place...

Hello all, and welcome to Biden’s America! This report produced by Joseph Park. We are informed that The Ascension has returned! Wait. No, that can’t be right. Ah, theyre having a ceremony of the title being risen. We are also informed that Bray is taking a field trip to the Thunderdome, which would matter if they didn’t show us just a couple of months ago that Firefly Funhouse is filmed…in the Thunderdome. Idiots. Miz is in the middle of the ring for some story time. Miz wants to read us “The Nightmare Before TLC.” AJ is in the ring, and asks for the spotlight to be place...