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Pushed him i said bro, what the f are you doing. get away from me stop trying to touch me. he started chasing me around the bench and we ended up on the other side of the gym. >> greg: that's not considered a workout. first, not only is this guy a [bleep] pervert he's also stupid thinking he could overpower a chick with quads like that. thanks to being fearless and tough as nails she escaped and the attacker was captured a few hours later while trying to enter another woman's apartment. you think after getting his ass kicked by an unarmed woman he would crawl back from under the rock from whic...

Greg Gutfeld examines the news of the day through a satiric lens fused with pop culture.

Stories, it's time for this. >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: yeah it's leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this week and as always it's my first time reading these so don't blame me if they suck. here we go. on thursday president biden had his annual physical and he's in perfect health for a man his age according to his team of pail general paelentologists. this week in england a letter lost in the mail finally arrived at its intended dress in london more than a century later. or as the us postal service calls it, ahead of schedule. evergreen, make fun of the postal service >> stanfor...

Somebody there. >> dagen: but the people who go to these gyms like in the apartment complex, not this woman because she's clearly doing free weights and she's amazing and she fought off this gross attacker. but it's usually the woman who's like i'm going to go walk on the treadmill and then go to brunch >> kat: that's true i go to the gym in my apartment complex. >> dagen: but it's a brunch of chicken fried french toast biscuits sausage and bacon and bottomless mimosas which will last you, calorie-wise, 12 days. so it's the exercise versus the brunch that just does the offset doesn't make any ...

♪ >> greg: five words: trans age is now a thing. kat, trans age activists claim that age is a social construct and society should accept individuals based on the age they identify as. is this new? don't women do this already? a sexist would say! >> kat: no, i agree with this. >> greg: really? tell me about it >> kat: i want to get on the record right now that i identify as 30. therefore, going forward in the future decades of my life, insurance will have to pay for all my plastic surgery. >> greg: excellent. i didn't think of it that way but now i won't. shannon isn't this a perverted way fo...