Puts his name on everything the way a sixyearold might that guy announced he was entering the republican 2016 race for president. So in my incredibly unlickly dream this man then like descended down an escalator like a god going from theater 12 to theater 7 at the multiplex. Anyway, in my dream he ended up saying a bunch of weird [bleep] about mexicans and then i woke up. I mean its crazy right the whole thing. Oh my god oh my god cheers and applause hair like fibers completely unnatural in color and texture. It was real yup. Its all true. Except for the stuff he said about mexicans. All right i got to say it was incredible. I feel hungover today between the raucous joy of the trump announcement and the overindulgence of pizza huts new uncircumcised penisladentusion or whatever they are calling it. O vebsly every day cant be new years eve as eminem what say back to reality. A global trade deal with a completely boring name but huge economic implications the Transpacific Partnership. Tpp. Jon yeah, unless tpp stands for trump president ial project i realize its not that interested but go on. Its a trade and Foreign Investment agreement between 12 nations that make up 40 of the worlds tpp. It is the center piece of president obamas economic agenda. The Transpacific Partnership would remove trade barriers and tariffs around the pas civic rim. Potentially taking up to onethird of the worlds trade. The a. F. L. c. I. O. Says tpp does nothing to create jobs. Jon well, that thats not what about the jobs it creates in the pas civic rim . The pacific rim jobs. Now some people say some people say theyre not interested in the pas sick rim job. Well, i say until you have had a pacific rim job until you have gotten in there and done a pa sick rim job or gotten the satisfaction of giving someone a pacific rim job, it is easy to dismiss a pa sick rim job am but i stand here tonight announcing loudly to anyone who can hear me, i am an advocate for the pas civic rim job. Why, why are people snickering. You know what let me bring out the writer of that standard policy statement mr. Dan mccoy dan, what just happened here . Oh your confusion is understandable. Its actually a hidden reference to the oral stimulation of an anus. Its a double entendre. Thank you dennis thank you. Well im still not changing mine. Lets get into this trade detail a little mohr really and lose ourselves in the economic details. The deal would ideally level the Playing Field on trade in both directions. It also deals with labor standards investments and patents among other issues. This is a very significant trade deal. The transpa sick. Jon can we come back im sorry im just this is boring the [bleep] out of me. Im going through withdrawal. I need me i need me some done all. I need me some donald. All right here we go. This is this is my emergency president ial campaign trumpinaturer 2016. Any time i feel like the world is getting pe down or boring me there is nothing to look forward to i just give myself a little slice of this kickoff speech. Im really rich. Yeah how stupid are our leaders. laughter jon honestly better than free base. Thats weird. Guess theres some disagreement there with me and the audiencement but enough trump, we have to talk about the stupid complicated trade deal. One thing you can be certain for if obama is for it gop is agin it. Lets go to definite gee dahmer Martha Washington china while quiting over the bill of rights. I understand a lot of our members on other side of the house dont trust this administration. Join the club neither do i. That is precisely why i support this bill. Trade legislation that is absolutely critical for americans future. At the risk of having some of you literally faint i want to compliment the president for the way hes handling the trade issue. laughter jon did anyone of you faint . applause jon i dont really see that. Anyway good one mitch mccon sell complimenting the president , how did the crowd react to that . Im not surprised thats how they reactedment im surprised he was talking to a field full of animals. Now we know republicans love free trade more than they hate obama. Tricky situation for democrats. Do they risk angering the president or environmentalists and organized labor what position will democrats take on supporting fasttrack authority for the tpp. Whats the good of having a little bit of trade adjustment assistance if we lose millions of jobs because we put them on a fast track to asia. Trade is equivalent of an execution but are you getting to choose your last meal. I have never ever in my 33 years in congress ever supported ever supported a trade agreement. Im not going to start now. The answer is not only no but hell no, okay. Jon in fact [bleep] no. I wouldnt [bleep] this trade agreement with louis gomer spit yeah thats right. Who knew all you had to do was fire up harry reid human equivalent of dry toast was mention trade agreements. If i had known that i what have managed it earlier and kept myself from fall asleep every time i interviewed him. All right. Now to be clear. Yeah thats right this is what it is like when someones got five weeks left people. Get used to it. [bleep] im outa here now to be clear the tpp is not what they were voting on friday, they were voting on the trade Adjustment Assistance Program aimed at hooeping americans keep jobs. Normally democrats are for it but they were against it the option of adding amendments so basically that the obstructive tpa rejected the pa to on jkt the tpa you no he what, i promise i will never be in a bicycle racial that i can tell you. Why would you mention that at your president ial kickoff. I would like to vote for him but im worried he might put on bicycle shorts i dont know. All right come on, you can do this without the trump just. Tell me if the president got what he wanted or not. The house overwhelmingly rejected a White Housebacked bill designed to pave the way for a massive 12 nation pacific trade pact. The vote is so full of legislative maneuvering and almost i deent identical acronyms it is hard to get everything. Here is how screwed up everything is. The crazy things im seeing put out in the media by big labor the willingness to make up stories, to make up facts goebbels would be very proud of them. Take nancy reagan seriously. When it comes it all three votes today just vote no. Jon a republican congressman used a nazi metaphor to argue in favor of the president while democrats quote nancy reagan against him. Could things get weirder . I definitely am not white. I dont know necessarily if my skin chrr has changed. Depends on the season. I was drawing selfportraits with the brown crayon instead of the peach crayon. Jon oh thats right cindy brady still thinks shes black. All right. Well that aint blowing my mind any more democratic reaganment point is our legislative situation is complex and we need a leader who can cut through the bureaucracy and get things done. Luckily i happen to they a guy. I will be the greatest job president that god ever created. Jon in fact i dont know why god took so long to create me. Or everything. Six days . For heaven andth and all the creatures coy have done it in three and made a profit and believe me the chinese would have gotten none of it. cheers and applause swrz well be right back. Well be right back. This is smith forge hard cider. Its like buford here. Strong. Sturdy. But not too sweet. Buford built from apples. Built to refresh. Smith forge hard cider. Now on draft. 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No one has more flavor. cheers and applause kel woman back my guest tonight, 4 2nd president of the united stay just finished bringing peopling to for the to work on how to continue economic recovery please welcome to the Program President bill clinton sir. cheers and applause my first question is an obvious one, i know you have been and Hillary Clinton supporter for president in the past does Donald Trumps entry into the race in any way complicate that or change the way that you are viewing your vote . Take your time. Well you know thats a hard question but i want to just remind you that as you pointed out with that unbelievable opening you got five weeks to go. And i am still the spouse of a president ial can cat candidate. So unlike you applause unlike you i have to take a bow now and then. Actually it was trump he has been believe it or not uncommonly nice to hill rae and me he thought hillary was a good senator from new york after 9 11 and he is actually one of the many republicans who supported our foundation before they got the memo. And so so. Jon but dont you think he less a republican and more of a trumpicrat . He really like i done think he cares as long as he can can put his name on the white house. I done think he cares. Give it a nice gold paving. You know class it up. Well look beneath the rhetoric including the stuff that you mentioned we all disagree with like what he said about the mexicans. Jon yes. It was. Jon bizarre. Well not only that just wrong. Basically. Jon a lot of it. Between 2010 and 2014 there was no net in migration from mexico. Jon what dow get put all these facts where dow put them. I dont know. You know president obama has got the congress to go along with his brain project and i hope i learn where all this stuff is stored. Jon this ing weres an interesting point. Here is the deal so were talking about trade. So nafta has been very beneficial, i think for mexico. I think you would agree it brought a lot of jobs to mexico it changed the Political Climate down there. It brought them nafta is being used as an example of why we shouldnt do the tpp. So tell me why are these trade agreements free trade agreements good for american workers. Well lets talk first lets he explain what happened in nfta. Jon okay, how far back are we going. Just to nafta rz jean chretien. O what happened after nafta was they had a total almost had a total collapse of their currency. I gave them a loan in 1995 which they paid back three years early and the taxpayers earned 570 million in interest. Different did 560 million. Jon it was 560. Yeah. Jon go ahead. They earned money. But as a result of that their economy is weak. Plus they were one of our biggest Oil Suppliers before we were selfsufficient in oil. So we did have trade deficit there. And the analysis of all of our trade agreements with countries with lower percapita incomes than we have shows that on balance the countries we have trade agreements we tend to have balance trade much more than lets say with china which we have no trade agreement we have a hugh money guess deficit. Jon well be right back with more with bill clint sooo, youre all set to book a flight using rewards miles from your Airline Credit card. But then the illusion begins. The flights you really want surprise theyre not available because they cost a ridiculous number of miles. Enough is enough. Switch to the capital one venture card. With venture, youll earn unlimited double miles. And using those miles is easy. Just book any flight you want, on any airline. Then use your miles to cover the cost. No blackout dates. Whats in your wallet . 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We just had the one for america which we have been having since 2011. What is this new economy you know youre dealing with it with the global initiative. How do we change. America hasnt adjusted its economy. Well, i will give you an example of something are that grew out of the conversation i had with the president. I said i told him i said look and we lost to congress in 2010. And same thing happened to me. I said you need to look at what you can do to create jobs. You have got a pension fundament you have a board of trustees they have to invest in a pension fund in a way that gives you a rate of return to anticipate for the retirees what you promised. But you need some what you really want is something that offers you a steady return. Best thing you could do to create jobs for your members was to pay more money in the pension fund is invest in retrofitting buildings. And so he referred me to the building trade. And ironically the American Federation of teachers and they made a commitment that they would organize 10 billion dollars worth of investments for building retrofitting. I was on president obamas council with all these businesspeople. Thats more by far than they spent put together. In the first 5. 6 billion they created 50,000 jobs and trained 900,000 people around america to do this kind of work. Jon these are good trade jobs. Yes. And you know you cant ship these jobs overseas because the buildings are here. They are by definition. So now they have committed over 11 billion dollars of it. And i will give you just one example. They contracted to redo laguardia airport. Right. Which needs doing. Jon man does that need doing. Yeah, but theyre going to leave the marine term call why all that wonderful art deco art alone which is good. Oh, thats art. Didnt realize that. But anyway, that one contract will create 15,000 jobs. Right. Weve got eight Indian Tribes in south dakota who have set up a Power Authority and theyre raising money they promise raising money to build their own wind farms and transmission lines and take the money they get from earning the power first to pay off the investment and then share it among indians that buy and large live on reservations with no gambling because the population is not dense enough and theyre the poorest americans there is so we will be able to diversify the economy out there. Then they can if they all had broadband just like if they need from kentucky and West Virginia they all had broadband we could bring a whole new economy here. But we need to do that everywhere. And im telling you there are a lot of people in rural parts of america that could make a perfectly good living if they could operate more online and they cant do it in the horse and areas when somebody is in south korea, can do it faster and easier. Its crazy for us to let this be done faster and easier. The internet started in america. And the fear is that we will never respond until the implosion and catastrophe is upon us because that is our mo. Our mo is we know exactly what to do. We see the train coming and we keep looking at it going that looks pretty close. And then once its run over us we go yeah we probably should have done something about that. Thats our problem. Well as church hill once said, how do you remember any any of this any of this. applause in world war ii before america got in it was pretty bleak. And the president tried to add some levitt to one of his press conferences. By saying are you such a big fan of president roosevelt you say hes great. Well here we are getting our heads handed to us. And church hill said the American People he said the United States of america always does the right thing after exhausting every other alternative. Jon there we go. Thats what i mean. Always a pleasure. President bill clinton. The mercedesbenz summer event is here. 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