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Com from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out lets do it im trevor noah our guest tonight is a journalist and author, here with a new book about the lost schoolgirls of boko haram isha sesay is joining us. cheers and applause also on tonights show, puerto rico is hit by a political storm, why youre going to get zero likes on instagram, and trump releases his latest hits. So lets catch up on teeds headlines. Lets begin with the weather. If youre one of those people who spent the first half of the year saying, oh, i wish it was summer, already well, your wish has been granted, you son of a bitch. Most of the country is feeling the heat tonight. Heat warnings are in effect from central oklahoma to pennsylvania this evening. The start of a heat wave thats spreading fast, east and bringing tripledigit temperatures for the northeast by the weekend, 170 million at risk. Millions bracing for a recordbreaking heat wave. It will feel like at least 100 degrees across 40 states, sun so intense its buckling roads in wichita and blowing trains in chicago, fearing the heat will actually bend the track. Trevor yeah, its so track even roads and train tracks are buckling. Like forget nudes, people are going to start sending photos of their air conditioners. Yo, you want to netflix on actually chill . laughter its so hot in new york that this morning on the subway there was a naked person, right, and instead of everyone being like, oooh they were, like, youve got a good point laughter now, remember, in a heat wave, youve got to remember you keep cool and be safe. Drink a lot of water, stay out of the sun, and heres my personal tip for all of you, switch to the metric system, yeah, because everything sounds hotter with american numbers. It is 100 degrees i use celsius, only 42. Not that bad. Oooh, 42 i could use a jacket, yeah laughter if the weather tempted you to put on a skimpy outfit and post a photo on instagram for sweet likes, bad news. Today instagram is expanding a test of a new feature that hides the number of likes on posts. The aim is to remove the pressure of collecting likes. The tests started in canada, may, rolling out in australia, new zealand, ireland, japan and brazil. The platform is committed to minimizing stress competing for likes. Users will see a liked by user name and others below their posts instead of the number of likes. Trevor wait. Instagram is getting rid of likes . I just got those butt implants and now youre getting rid of likes . Huh . Is zuckerberg going to reimburse me . I couldnt sit for a week laughter ill be honest, i understand what theyre trying to do but this goes too far. Getting rid of likes on instagram would be like if twitter got rid of all the white supremacist . What would be left . Six dudes telling you to check out their sound cloud. Come on, people i know they say its for better mental health. Social media is about get withing likes if you want to see pictures, go to your grandmothers house and look at a photo album. Show you all her dead friends. This ones mary laughter those people would be, like, social media shouldnt be about likes. Yeah, because you dont get likes i said it someone would be like fishing is not about catching fish, its about hanging out and chilling, thats what dad said, yeah, because your dad couldnt catch fish. If your dad was good at catching fish, you wouldnt have time to talk about fishing if youre planning on staying inside during the heat wave, make sure you locked your doors. A woman in tennessee found out bears dont just climb trees. Eshe was eating oatmeal on a balcony when a bear made it on to the deck. She barely made it inside. Yeah. A woman in lake tahoe kept a camera rolling as a bear tried to break into a cabin, managing to stick its nose through an open window. A Police Officer scared it away. Trevor i dont get what the problem is here because when goldilocks went into a bears home and ate their oatmeal everyone thought it was cute. Wrote childrens books about it. When bear does it, people are calling the cops . The three bears didnt call the cops on goldilocks. They said, shes just a girl, she doesnt need a criminal record, but now this bears life is ruined he could have been president laughter thats it for the headlines. Moving on to the top story. cheers and applause donald j. Trump, from the beginning of his political journey he has struggled with some to have the traditional aspects of the job formulating policy, international diplomacy, not banging porn stars but theres one part of politics where donald trump has always been at home, rallies. Trump and central lis go together like jacuzzis and utis, the place where he feeds off the energy of his supporters and lets his mind roam free. In North Carolina he was firing on all cylinders. Its wonderful to be back in this beautiful state with thousands of hardworking North Carolina patriots, and thank you for your support. cheers and applause you know what medieval style is . Okay, little pieces, little pieces, little pieces. Medieval styles. I lost all my friends sure, my name is rains. Raisin . Like late raisin . That is a beautiful baby. Weve got all night. Were going to have a lot of fun tonight, i have nothing to. Do nothing to do. Trevor what . Nothing to do . The guy is president of the United States and sounds like your buddy who just got laid off. Wheres the party at, bro . Its Tuesday Morning and ive got nothing to do nothing, trump acts like all the countrys problems have been solved. I bet you somewhere in texas theres a border agent handling the crisis dealing with the kids and hes like, really, theres nothing you could be working on now . Last night had all of the hallmarks of trumps rallies at their best, calling response, bragging about achievements, stories about mythical people who tell hem him what a great president he is. Then he changed gears and zeroed in on the story thats dominating the news all week, alexanderra ocasiocortez and the squad. They never have anything good to say. Let them leave. Cortez, somebody said thats not her name, its they said thats not her name, sir. I said, no, no, i dont have time to go with three different names. Well call her cortez. Takes too much time trevor you just told us you literally had nothing to do cheers and applause i have more time than anyone i got nothing to do can you say this congresswomans full name . Whoa, i dont have time for that. You think these crazy tweets write themselves . And i guess maybe trump didnt have time to say her name because he wanted to leave more time for the crowd to boo all of the members of the squad. Although something tells me theres one member of the squad Trump Supporters arent really familiar with. When you see the four congresswomen, oh, isnt that lovely . Representative ilhan omar booing representative Rashida Tlaib booing representative alexanderra ocasiocortez booing representative Ayanna Pressley. Trevor ha ha, thats hilarious because they clearly dont know who Ayanna Pressley is. They were booing everyone else, and then they were like, oooh, were still reading up on her. laughter ill be honest, if it was Ayanna Pressley, i wouldnt know how to feel about this because on the one hand i dont want to get booed, on the other hand, i dont want to be left out, the only person who doesnt get booed. If all my friends got booed and i didnt, i would be, like, you would tell me if i wasnt booable, right . I would go to instagram and see theres no likes, no one likes me . laughter while the crowd may not have been as familiar with Ayanna Pressley, it was very clear how they felt about ilhan omar. It was the defining moment to have the president s rally wednesday night in North Carolina. The raucous crowd unleashing a new chant, send her back. Trevor back. Obviously and importantly, omar has a history of launching vicious, antisemitic words chanting send her back trevor wow, send her back. A u. S. Citizen, send her back. Yeah. Almost makes you miss the innocent days when all trumps crowd wanted to do was imprison a woman without trial lock her up lock her up and that was horrible but at least hillary would get to stay in the country. laughter there have been several disturbing moments in the Trump Presidency but this one moment felt extra disturbing, the same way i felt when ted cruz grew a beard. laughter i didnt think it could get any worse but here we are laughter and im far from the only one who felt that way about this moment in the rally. I mean, pretty much everyone who watched this thing was i sickend by what they saw. A group of republican congressmen expressed kerns to mike pence in a secret morning meeting. The backlash was so intense that the president tried to distance himself from his crowd. When your supporters last night were chanting send her back, why didnt you ask them to stop saying that . Number one, i think i did, i started speaking very quickly. It really was a loud i disagree with it, by the way but it was quite a chant, and i felt a little bit badly about it, but i will say this, i did and i started speaking very quickly but it started up rather fast, as you probably noticed. I was not happy when i heard that chant. Trevor wait, what . Sometimes i i think this guy thinks cameras dont exist. How is trump going to say he wasnt happy with that chant . He inspired the chant. Hes the one who tweeted they should go back, right . He said it in his speech. We saw it. He said it. This would be like a deejay turning on the crowd, everybody make some noise and the crowd makes noise, and he says, hey, hey, weve got neighbors, come on, man its a tuesday night people have things to do come on laughter and i dont know whats a worse lie, trump saying he didnt like the chant or that he quickly stopped the crowd from chanting. He said i quickly stopped them. He didnt stop anything. He was basking in that moment like an iguana soaking up sun. He let it go on so long you san bolt could have won a gold medal in that time sounds like a joke but its completely true audience chanting send her back and she talked about the evil israel trevor see that . Everyone crossed the line before trump stopped the chant. And look, heres the thing, like weve seen this before from trump. He gets his supporters worked up, he pretends to be shocked, and then it becomes one of his greatest hits when hes open the road. He did the exact same thing with lock her up. Came out, they shouted lock her up and when they asked him, he said, i cant believe it, i dont like it, i dont want hillary to go to jail. A few months later, he was, like, uh, lock her up, lock her laughter so we know this is going to become a thing. And to all the republicans who felt uncomfortable by what they saw at this rally, instead of complaining about it to mike pence in a little meeting, step up and do something. 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Thousands of people had the protest and political pressure intensified after federal authorities arrested several local officials last week accusing them of corruption, all the frustration is spilling out into the streets. Trevor thats right, the people of puerto rico are angry. Theyre in the streets, marching, throwing the tear gas back and i dont think police ever expect that. Throw it and it comes back and its, like, aaahhh aaahhh you dont want to mess with people who throw tear gas back. And its interesting these puerto rican protests have spread to miami, dee signed even here in new york. It just shows you how far the Puerto Rican Community reaches in the United States. You dont see that with any of the other states. If the governor of texas was in trouble, you wouldnt see cowboys marching in times square. They wouldnt be, like, impeach, yall, we need to impeach the reason Puerto Ricans are up in arms, theyre unhappy with how the government has been handling the Hurricane Maria recovery efforts, and on top of that theres been a lot of corruption. In fact, two officials have been charged with stealing federal funds, which is really messed up. Not only did they reportedly steal puerto ricos money but they stole all the paper towels that came through into the crowd, yeah. So for months, because of mismanagement and corruption, the people of puerto rico havent had a Good Relationship with their government, and whats made things worse is the same thing that makes many other relationships get worse, text messages. Governor Ricardo Rossa has been under fire since nearly 900 pages of a private group chat were leaked in public. The chat is filled with profane, homophobic and sexist messages, one targeting puerto rico superstar ricky martin saying he has sex with men because women dont measure up. Another appearing to make a death threat against the mayor of san juan. Puerto rico texting the governor saying im salivating to shoot her up. The governor responding, quote, you would be doing me a favor. Trevor whoa, what is wrong with you, dude, violence, misogyny, homophobia . And i can i say its extra offensive to diss ricky martnan puerto rico. You dont come for ricky on his home turf. Like talking trash about derek jeter at a yankees game or avocados as brunch or hedgehogs at don, jr. s house. These leaks only added fuel to the fire. Were learning these days, anything you say in private will not stay private forever. You text them, they are not going to say that. You want to tell your friend a shitty joke, theres only one way to do it, drive to the middle of no, where meet your friend in an empty field and you whisper the joke in their ear. And when your friend turns around, you shoot them in the back of the head. You might go to jail for murder but you wont get canceled. You can come back for murder. Look at o. J. If anything, hes going to get canceled for his tweets. People would be, like, did you see what he said on twitter . What he allegedly said on twitter most politicians would resign after 900 pages of their texts released but not this governor. Ifn under increasing pressure and several members of his staff resigning amid controversy, still the governor refuses to step down. He says he wont resign. I am not proud of what i did. I need to move forward and continue on the work that were doing. Trevor yeah, you need to move forward in another job. laughter people are just, like, i think we should move on. You cant just move on and expect everyone else will. You know, this is something i feel like some leaders dont understand. Part of being a leader is being held accountable for what you say, and i know youre thinking these are my private messages to my friend, but its what you were thinking and saying. People know this, crazy shit. You would be, like, what about trump . He says crazy shit all the time. He doesnt count. He can say anything and it doesnt affect him. The rest of us are billy bush. Thats where we are. He gets pussy grabbed and we never see him again. Every trumps speech, they should put a disclaimer, the following comments were said by a professional mad man dont try that slit shit being a leader is about two things, about how you do the job itself and how you represent the people while youre in office. You could be the best general in the world and fight really well on the battlefield, but when youre giving a motivational speed before the battle if you start farting, its going to completely undercut you if you cant control your farts. Children, gather around no retreat no surrender fart and we will stand and fight fart and die . fart trevor well be right back cheers and applause [whispering] barb. Barrb barb i can taste my beer. Samuel adams sam 76 finally a refreshing lager that you can taste. Samuel adams sam 76 ooohhhh cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is a peabody awardwinning journalist and author whose new book is called beneath the tamarind tree a story of courage, family, and the lost schoolgirls of boko horam. Please welcome isha sesay cheers and applause trevor welcome, welcome, welcome to the daily show. Thank you. Trevor its been a while since i saw you. I see you at events. You know, for a long time, i watched you reporting on the news. You were on cnn, a familiar face. Then you took a break, you just disappeared for you know, for a while, and its because you were writing this book beneath the tamarind tree a story of courage, family, and the lost schoolgirls of boko haram. For me, it was a story of schoolgirls kidnapped in nigeria, training hashtag. A trending hashtag. Yeah, bring back our girls. Trevor exactly, and it just disappeared. What happened since . April 20, 2014, the girls were taken 219 girls disappeared into the forest, and of them only 107 are back. So this story is far from over. These girls endured years in captivity and horrific days, weeks and months of torture, starvation and you name it. Trevor right. And there is still 112 girls missing which i think is really my motivating factors for this book. Trevor its interesting weve known the facts around the story. Some may or may not know the girls are still missing. In this book, youve told it as a story, which is how i feel human beings truly understand information, you went to nigeria. Yeah. Trevor and the story really happened to you. Yes. Trevor like how did that come to be . Yeah, so, you know, i have been covering the story with cnn from the very beginning in 2014, and ive stayed on the story, when the girls were released in 2016, i went to cover it to meet them for the very first time. What i couldnt have foreseen is my mother would have a catastrophic stroke in december of that same year that would take me to nigeria. So i was actually in country. My mother was in a coma in a hospital in nigeria. It happened in the town where im from, but we had to move her for surgery, and it was there that someone said these girls are going home for the very First Time Since their abduction, and i had to make a decision, do i go, do i leave my mom in a coma to take them home, or do i stay and do this big tussle between what to do . But i thought my mother would want meo to mourn them and make the journey home and thats what i did. Trevor its a powerful story. You tell the story as the girls told them to you because its interesting, a lot of times people tell the story about other humans and here it feels like these girls are telling their stories and what happened to them when they were in captivity. We know that this is still happening, we know the girls are still missing. We also know unfortunately in the book many people dont even believe that its true in nigeria. They think its fake news, which is heartbreaking. What can be done, where do you think the journey goes, and, i mean, i still want the people to read the book, but what duping happens after this story that people read . I think the Nigerian Government is, its a bit like president trump, they are incredibly sensitive to criticism. Trevor right. So with that being said, the spotlight being shown on the Nigerian Government once more with this book will move them to reengage with this story, and thats what i real lewant. You know, the families of the 120 girls are feeling utterly abandoned and forgotten by the world and nigeria. This book i hope will have people back on social media. Social media works, you know. Social media trevor wowish hashtags work. Is this hashtags trevor oh, wow, hashtags work. Okay. laughter so if we can generate a ground groundswell and get back to using it and saying you must do more, what are you doing. Trevor right. I want everyone here watching to use their voice, use their platform to hashtag to hashtag the Nigerian Government, bring back our girls, it will move the needle. I tell you how i know that, because since this book came out, the Nigerian Government has reached out to me and said please come so we can talk about this. Trevor that is phenomenal news. Thank you so much for being on the show. A really wonderful journalism, a fascinating story. Beneath the tamarind tree is available now. Isha sesay, everybody well be right back cheers and applause introducing a boost to your workout water. Electrolytes, meet vitamins b, c and e. With no artificial sweeteners, this is the new propel vitamin boost. With no artificial sweeteners, im truly amazed at the effect thathank you, bob ple. {tires screeching} {truck honking} [alarm beeping] avo life doesnt give you many second chances. But a subaru can. dad you guys ok . You alright . Wow. avo eyesight with precollision braking. Standard on the subaru ascent. The threerow subaru ascent. Love. Its what makes a subaru a subaru