Uturn to roll back a surge in coronavirus infections. California has recorded another 110,000 cases in the last 14 days including another 8,000 yesterday. Covid 19 is not going away anytime soon. Just over one month after reopening several sectors of californias economy, governor gavin newsom is reversing course. Yesterday, ha announced gyms, churches and hair salons would be among those forced to close in 29 california counties, while bars, indoor restaurants and movie theaters will close across the entire state. And the states two Biggest School systems said today they will only do Distance Learning in the fall. Trevor thats right. It might have taken a while for california to blow up again probably because corona was stuck in traffic on the 405, but now theyve become the biggest state to roll back their reopening. Even though many of us has become bored of us, the coronavirus is not bored of us. Coronavirus doesnt care about the new cycle. People are like, wow, did you hear about will and jada . The only thing im trying to get entangled with is your lungs. Whats happening in california is a preview gradually reopening and shutting down when things get dangerous. This whole thing without vaccine, without tracing, without testing is like trying to have sex in your parents house. Things are ramping up, a creek, your dad getting a snack in the kitchen, shut everything down till its safe again, pull your pants back up. And californias opening is a good sign coronavirus is ramping up. Statements havent aged so well. Florida got it right, texas got it right and guess what . Now its time for all the states to follow their lead. Governor desantis now looks like a genius. Ron desantis of florida, the governor is doing a fantastic job in florida. Governor, those dire predictions have not come true. They look to florida and texas that have reopened and hasnt led to a massive second wave. In a real sense, florida is leading the way. Two months and florida has figured out how to manage this pretty effectively. Governor desantis who is doing a great job in the state of florida, my home state. I cant get to florida or texas fast enough and a lot of people are thinking the same way. How much longer are you keeping me out of your state . I would like to visit. We glad youre opening up. We would like to get out of the house. Great to be in florida. Always wanted to move to texas. Governor of texas, greg abbott, he knows what hes doing. Governor greg abbott, we can learn a lot from you and Governor Desantis but also from Governor Cuomo and murphy what not to do because they did the opposite of what you guys did. Texas, florida gave us clues, take the success clues. The successes of florida and texas, the furiously of new york, new jersey. Weve got to get the whole country open like tennessee and texas and florida. Hes got it in great shape, texas. Florida is doing very well. How did you do it . Because we need to learn as rereopen. Keep up the great job. You did a great job. You saved a lot of lives and theres a lot to learn from your success. Trevor yeah, maybe not a great idea to take a victory lap in the middle of a pandemic. And i know theres a lot of politics tied up for whos rooting for which policies and states to succeed, but, people, we need to understand coronavirus has no politics. It doesnt give after shit what state you live in. Coronavirus is the most bipartisan thing to happen to america since hating jesse smollett. And celebrating too soon and letting guard down means america wont beat the virus. Heres a visual representation. 200foot head start at least look at this guy go this guy is beautiful look. He thought he was going to win exactly is that you see, if youre not flattening the curve, youre flattening your face. Moving on to one to have the latest developments in one of the biggest true crime stories of the decade, it involves Jeffrey Epstein and his righthand woman. GeGhislaine Maxwell has been denied bail after pleading not guilty in court today. Shes charged with helping epstein sexually abuse underaged girls. Her attorneys wanted her released from jail. Prosecutors say she was a flight risk saying she ran from officers when arrested. During a search of the house, investigators found a cell phone wrapped in tinfoil to evade detection. She denied wrongdoing. Trevor wow. Ghislaine maxwell because so paranoid she wrapped her cell phone in tinfoil. Not going to lie. Shes confusing. She allegedly ran epsteins pedophile ring but thinks wrapping your phone in tinfoil makes it untraceable . How is she a mastermind and grandma at the same time . If youre getting chased by the f. B. I. , get rid of your phone. How obsessed are you with your phone that youre, like, i should ditch my phone so the f. B. I. Cant track me but how will i check my mention . Other than Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell is the only person who potentially knows all the other men who were involved in this pedophile sex ring. And one of the Big Questions now is whether shes going to implicate anyone else like prince andrew, which will be a major development, because that story would absolutely dominate the British Press unless, of course, Meghan Markel bought the wrong kind of avenue cod to that week. In international news, a big story developing out of hong kong. For more than 20 years, the former british colony has operated independently from mainland chinas government. But now china seems to be cracking down. China is lark out at western nations for taking action against its new National Security law for hong kong. Beijing passed the new antisedition and subversion law that carries penalties like life in prison and secret trials on the mainland and people are worried this will be the end of hong kong as we know it. After beijing imposed that National Security law in hong kong, china now says 600,000 people may have broken it. Over the weekend, all those people voted in a primary election organized by the citys pro democracy opposition. The Chinese Government calls the election illegal. Hong kong Officials Say they are investigating. Trevor basically what happened here is china promised they would only use this new subversion law sparingly, and now a couple of weeks later, theyre, like, were coming after 600,000 people who broke this law. 600,000 people. I mean, i guess when youre china, 600,000 people is sparingly. But, still and i think this is a terrible, terrible thing. It is so undem crack to arrest people who are voting against you. What youre supposed to do is just reduce the number of polling locations and tell voters that their i. D. S are incorrect because the picture has a black face. Thats democracy. This is why its frustrating for people in america dont use their right to vote, in any country, really. Because in many countries around the world, you have to risk your freedom for that right. Thats why i vote in everything i can. American idol, Student Council elections, everything. I dont go to that school anymore but if they cant get pizza fridays, none of us are free checking in with Tucker Carlson, fox news primetime star and mom haircut model. Last week, carsons head writer was busted for having a secret account where he posted the most racist, homophobic and misogynistic comments online. So fox news got rid of the guy, but it appears Tucker Carlson might have some mixed feelings about how it all went down. Fox news host Tucker Carlson is publicly addressing the revelation his former head writer posted racist and sexist material we should all point out to the ghouls beating their chest in triumph of the destruction of a young man that selfrighteousness also as its costs. We all are human. When we pretend were holy, were lying, when we pose as blame less in order to hurt other people, we are committing the gravest sin of all and will be punished for it. No question. Carlsen announced hes heading on a longplanned vacation. Well, were out of time. Going to spend the next four days trout fishing. Long planned, this is one of those years where if you dont get it in now, youre probably not going to. Trevor first off, i love how every time Tucker Carlson gets in trouble, he takes a planned vacation in the middle of the week. The guys packing his suitcase in the studio, like, i have been planning this thing for a long time. I love starting a vacation mid week, because the trout never expects you to show up on a tuesday look, man, if you feel the need to say your trip was long planned, then you know it definitely wasnt because thats never a detail someone shares when they talk about a vacation. The trip was long planned. Thats not something anyone says. This trip was planned as much as anyone plans to shit their pants a little while they fart while waiting in the line at whole foods hypothetically speaking. Another thing, why is Tucker Carlson blaming the public for his head writer getting fired . All right . Fox news chose to fire this person, not the public. And if fox news fires you for being racist, then youre racist racist. The most confusing part of the story for me is why this guy made the racist posts in the first place. You already write for Tucker Carlson. Imagine writing racist shit for Tucker Carlsons show all day and write more racist shit in your time off. That would be like me rewhraksing before bed by doing a second daily show. And thats why trump is raysist. All right, good night, world. Finally, news out of the white house. With america facing the worst unemployment since the great depression, the Trump Administration has been looking for some way to help people get back on their feet. And what theyve come up with is this. Ivanka Trump Holding a virtual round table with apple c. E. O. Tim cook and i i. B. M. Executive chair meeting to launch a new ad campaign for those out of work. Im a consultant in the tech space. You have more options. You will find something. You will find something new. Trevor hey, you know what . I dont hate this. Giving people training sot that they can find new jobs is a great idea. Its just surprising it came from someone whos never had to find a job in the first place. You have to admit, its a little unfortunate that the Trump Administration is working against itself because, yeah, you say youre trying to help people find a new job, but your Coronavirus Response is also shutting down all of the jobs. To be honest, im not sure many ordinary people who are looking for work are going to get much out of these ads. There might be one person who could benefit from this program, you know. But those ads would need to be a little more targeted. Are you dissatisfied with your job . Work used to be fun, but now corona has screwed up everything, and no one wants to hang out with you at work. Well, maybe its time you find something new. You could be a baseball player, or a coal miner, or even a cool cowboy. Yeehaw so if youre donald trump and dont want to be president anymore, find something new. I want to be a moviemaker. Sure, why not . You could be anything. A cheerleader. Uh, maybe something else. But if you dont want to be president anymore, its never too plate to find a job more suited for your skill set. honking find something new. Anything. Trevor think about it, donald. You look good in that truck. When we come back, well look at how the 2020 election is shaping up. Quo, thats right. Theres an election in november. Remember that . I keep forgetting it, too, because wellel all be dead. Well be right back. Tell me how you feel, are you even real tell me how you feel, are you even real are you even real [humming] sixtytwo thousand seven hundred and ten dollars and thirtyone cents. Sofi allowed me to refinance all of my loans to one low Interest Rate and an affordable monthly payment. And i just feel like theres an end in sight now and that my debt doesnt define me anymore. Sofi is helping me get my money right. Trees swayin in softhe Summer Breeze get my mon right. Welcome to camp tonsafun on xfinity its summer camp, but in your living room. 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Bad news for the president in polls. In key states across the nation joe biden is leading trump by 6 points in florida. Tied in arizona and competitive in texas. Biden is actually ahead in texas by 5 in a new Dallas Morning News poll. Joe biden is wading into texas with his first general election tv ad of this campaign. Im thanking all of you today across texas. And though the rising case numbers is causing fear an apprehension, this virus is tough, but texas is tougher. Were all in this together. Well fight this together. And together, well emerge from this stronger than we were before we began. Trevor okay, im not going to lie, thats a pretty great ad, and you know it was running in texas because it was the first time biden didnt mention that he has a black friend. But it isnt saying how comforting it is during this pandemic to simply have a candidate talk to us in a calming tone. You know, instead of yelling at the reporter that he hopes she gets crushed under a confederate statue or something. I hope it falls on your head, smash boom bang, out of nowhere the fact that biden is running ads in texas should tell you how much trouble trump is in. Because this means biden has a shot at turning texas democrat. The last time Something Like that happened was when i was 13 and we were watching home alone and got internet. No billing surprise trump is struggling in the polls. A saying, letting a deadly pandemic kill everyone is bad for you which is why some of trumps allies are saying voters should ignore all the disastrous stuff happening now and remember the good times. With senate g. O. P. Candidates not mentioning trump in ads and not wanting to hug him tightly concerned about turning off moderate voters, one g. O. P. Candidate says trump will win because people will just society of forget the last six months. The stakes are very high in this election but you know why i know were going to win . Because people remember how good their lives were in february. Trevor remember february . You want us to remember february . I dont remember anything about my life precorona, anything. Like i keep getting these emails that say, we miss you, daddy i didnt delete them. Im pretty sure its a fishing scam. Seriously, nobody would make this kind of argument in any other job. Cant be like, yeah, i know im doing shit right now but remember the good old days. You cant be a dog walker, like, i know i lost fluffy, but you should have seen the walk we did in february. She pooped twice. But if the make america february again strategy seems like a long shot, one other thing trump is trying. Instead of having the election being about whether people like him, he can make it a referendum on joe biden. To do that, he needs to convince people america under biden will be even worse than now, which is what explains this new ad from the trump campaign. ringing you have reached the 911 Police Emergency line. Due to defunding of the police department, were sorry, but no one is here to take your call. If youre calling to report a rape, please press one. To report a murder, press 2. To report a home invasion, press 3. For all other crimes, leave your name and number and someone will get back to you. Our estimated wait time is currently five days. Goodbye. Trevor okay. Im not going to lie. Thats a pretty good ad because it makes it seem like Joe Bidens America is going to be a nightmare. 911 wont pick up your calls. That must be terrifying especially to all the karens calling cops on black people. Five days . I cant wait five days i demand to speak to a manager now clearly trump is going in all unfair, but democrats dont seem to be too scared. Some democrats are so confident theyre already predicting a tsunamisized win in november, with Party Leaders increasingly convinced that they will not only win the white house, they will win the senate and the house, too. And if that sounds a little too confident . Well, maybe its because you remember what happened 200 years ago in the 2016 election. It looks, according to the polls, like Hillary Clinton is going to win easily. A lot of people have no idea that trump is headed for an historic defeat. Thats a guy who knows hes going to lose. Im trying to be a little risk averse in my predictions but i think that shes going to have a very good night. The technical term for that, if shes anywhere near your prediction would be blow out . I give a land slide. You call it a lan landslide. The man who says Hillary Clinton has 100 chance of winning so that means no scenario we could lay out to get donald trump to turn the electorate vote something he would buy. Its the easter bunny. 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Finally the crispiness of ritz and the bold taste of cheese. Together in one perfectly critzpy bite. Well, a few bites. Whos gunna eat just one . New ritz cheese crispers crispy, cheesy, critzpy ritz the daily distancing show. With everything going on this year, it is easy to forget that 2020 is also a census year, which is when the u. S. Government asks you all the questions they should know already from spying on our phones. But it turns out not everyone is interested in an accurate down. Our very own dulce sloan has more in another episode of count on it. The census is here, and you might think who gives a shit. The revolution is here, too. But as i learned in my last installment, the census has a lot to do with how your community is treated. Participating in the census allows your community its fair share of over 800 billion in support for education, health, school lunches, highways. If you dont respond, your community is going to get you. Something doesnt add up. If an accurate count is as important as bob says it is, youd think the states would want to make sure they get their count right. But half the states dont spend any money on the census, zero dollars. Thats the same amount of money i spent on wifi since i moved next to a starbucks. So find out why, i caught someone doing census outreach in georgia. ringing jeneanne i need your help, friend, so some states dont want to be counted accurately . Explain to me whats going on here. Unfortunately not all states have invested in the census. You have some states like california that have invested over 180 million, which is about 4 per person, but then, on the other hand, you have the state of texas, which is investing zero dollars in making sure they get a complete count. You are saying there are places that are not trying to get the census right. Why . When the census is done, those numbers are used in a process called redistricting, which is a fancy word for redrawing voting districts all the way down to the school board level. If youre able to keep a certain type of person out of the census, then you also keep them out of the redistricting process, which redraws the maps and distributes political power. Now, when you say certain people, do you mean us . No. You know what im talking about. Anytime a map is unfairly drawn, the only way we have to fight it is on the basis of racist gerrymandering, and if you dont count all the races, if you dont have a complete demographic picture, we dont have anything to stand on to fight unfair maps. Suppressed census leads to problems like disparities in healthcare, education and representation. Okay, this all sounds like it makes sense but it also sounds like a Conspiracy Theory for a very good movie. Am i being paranoid . Im being paranoid, right . Youre not being paranoid, dulce, and we have evidence to back it up. If you remember, the Trump Administration tried to add a citizenship we to the census that the Supreme Court shut down. They were working with the guru of gerrymandering, thomas hoeffler. When he died his daughter found his hard driveway found a document that said if you add citizenship to the census it would benefit the white party. You have to work so hard to be so shady. One more thing. If you dont complete the census and you dont answer the door, the Census Bureau uses a process called imputation. If you are a black woman living in a place majority white and you dont respond to the census then they say, hey, this person might be a white guy. Youre telling me if i dont turn in the census paperwork and dont fill it out on line and dont answer the door when they come to my house you know im not answering the door, i could be a white man in eyes of the u. S. Government . Could be. The only time i want to be white is when the cops show up. The same thing is true for census suppression like Voter Suppression. So i have to worry about police oppression, Voter Suppression and census suppression, too . There are too many essions. They want you to be overwhelmed so you throw your hands in the air and say forget it. But we cant do that. We have to fight back to. Fight Voter Suppression, we have to fight census suppression, and thats why my sister Stacey Abrams started two organizations that did just that. Trevor when you say sister yorks uh mean sister or sistersister . Weve got the same mom and daddy . Your sister is Stacey Abrams . Yeah. You know how important it is first hand to count people in georgia. Theyre doing all this to discourage us. But what we have to do is show them that we see them. We see that you are leaving certain communities out and stripping away their political power, and we cant let them win. Because they wouldnt be doing all of this stuff if it wasnt important for us to take it. Yep. So, please, yall, take the census. Just to let all the shady manipulators know, we ~bleep see you. Trevor thank you so much, dulce. If you live in america, you have till the end of october to get your census forms in. When we come back, ill be talking to the one and only Hannibal Burress. Dont go away. Aily distancing s earlier today i spoke with comedian Hannibal Burress about his new standup special which is currently streaming on youtube. Its called miami nights. You ever think you were depress bud you just really need needed a haircut . And you got a haircut, and you said, what am i worrying about . I was fresh as ~bleep . Miami cop who arrested Hannibal Burress caught choking a man after fire ball burst. Trevor welcome to the daily distancing show. How are you. Good. Howie r you . Trevor good. Is your background that youve chosen my studio that i cant be in right now . Is that what youve done snrchls yeah, because i want to ive had to do that this is what . Enough with the hoodies, man. laughter come on, man. Enough with the hoodies. And do the show in a bigger room in your house. You cant fool us doing it somewhere narrow. We know. Trevor i miss you as a human being. I feel like i miss you as a human being, a friend, as a fan. There was a period where i felt Hannibal Burress was everywhere. I was watching your standup, and then it was like a series of events, and then you, like, disappeared. You know, it was, like, Hannibal Burress called out bill cosby, and then Hannibal Burress was in miami getting arrested. And you are, like, talking to a cop and theyre, like, Hannibal Burress is released, then Hannibal Burress was gone and now youre back with a brandnew special. Tell me about your life. Those are three years apart, those two things. I was making rap songs, i was doing an made film voice. I was doing birthday parties, too, just for the love of the game, just kind of practicing magic, hanging out, and having a good time. Listen, man, i have this backdrop, right. Im tired of doing stuff in my crib, man. I left my house this morning and just drove around to act like i was going to a television set, you know. I drove around and i, like, stopped and i went somewhere else, and then i just tried to make it teal like and i had somebody act like i was driving on to a lot. I had somebody act like a Security Guard at the front of my place and say, what are you here for . Im here for the daily show. Im just trying to create a world, man. Everythings gone. Im trying to get it back. Trevor i remember your special was supposed to be launched at south by southwest. Yes. Trevor just as it was about to kick off, it got canceled. Yes. Trevor and i was like whats going to happen to hannibals special, and you put it out on youtube for free . I just thought i wanted to put it out on youtube to see how it goes. The world is crumbling so i tried to do Something Different than i normally would have done because the world is different, touring is changed, life is in a different space so i said why not try something spontaneous that fits the current time, so thats why i decided to go with youtube. Who knows. Trevor i ennoy how you addressed everything. It felt like a lot of things you were addressing in the special have become more timely than ever before because you got arrested by a policeman for basically, i mean, not treating him the way he wanted to be treated is essentially what happened. And you tell the story, you tell it really amazingly in the special. I dont want to try to butcher the joke or the story, but you make a joke about it, but when you were getting arrested by this cop in miami, you talk about how you didnt want to get shot in the face, and you know you tell it in a light hearted way, but was there a moment when you really feared for your life in that thing or were you just, like, so blazed that you were, like, yeah, man, im drunk and im having a good time . No, because he followed me into the bar after our initial interaction was over. So that was pretty jarring, because it was pretty much done. We had words, and he said leave, and i left and went into the bar. And then he comes into the bar. And im, like, what are you doing in the bar . We finished talking. And then he says, leave the bar. And im, like, what do you mean leave the bar . You just asked me to leave there and i left there and came into the bar. And, so, he said, youve got to leave. And im, like, whoa, this is different. And, so, i wasnt completely scared, but i was baffled in the moment because he escalated the situation when he went after me. He could have stayed where he stayed and i went about my way. So that was the part where i thought this could get dicey because hes acting out of order. Trevor i want to talk to you about Hannibal Burress as the human being. For your fans, youve always been somebody who loved drink and had the crazy stories of a drunken night out. After this incident youre, like, im quitting alcohol and im done. Why did you make that decision . Well, i didnt quit right away. I had three crazy weeks, and then i quit after that. But after that, though, i really had to just look at my time drinking over the years and kind of really do kind of an audit and really look at the whole thing and situation and things i said and things that happened and embarrassing stuff, and it wasnt it wasnt sustainable anymore. Trevor yeah. It was really, like, mmm, this is not a good list right here. So i just really take it out and, after that, i kind of my face slimmed down when i stopped drinking. It was too much sugar. I was drinking jamison ginger ail. I was looking at old pictures from 2015, 2016, i was, like, whoa you were drinking a lot. Trevor you know whats weird for me is, like, when you say Something Like i thought that was your face because thats how i met you. laughter because when you meet someone, you meet someone. I dont meet anyone and think you should look different. Im just, like, thats you. Then i saw you after all this and i said, hannibals had a tough time, his face has really slimmed town. I thought it was a sign of distress. Now i realize this is actually your healthy face and now i feel bad i knew you with that face and i didnt say anything. Thing, is i thought that was my face, too. Because it was my face. Yo, this is my face. This is as good as it gets. You know, this is as good as it gets for head shape and eye color and the whole thing. Trevor what are you doing now . I mean, i know, like, some comedians, you know, like michael khaze tries to do comedy in a park lot and Dave Chappelle has an outdoor comedy club. Are you doing standup . Is there anything you can do thats a semblance of normal . I want to do a drivein tour of miami nights, and i have been seeing a lot of drivein events popping up lately. So we dont do that and have and deejay, social videos and do some shows like that. So i want to do that next month, and that would be nice to put the special on a big screen and hang out. Trevor right. I think the drivein stuff is really popular because people, you know, we lost a lot of control in our world, and you go to places, you putting on you got to, you know, get your temperature taken in places, so when people come to driveins, i still have my car right here and i have you know, this is my car, and were able to enjoy something, so i want to do a little tour, and that will be fun to get it out like that. Trevor im excited to have your back. I was waiting for a new special. Im excited to have Hannibal Burress with the new face, with the new jacket in my old studio, and, yeah, everyone should go out and watch the special, and i hope to see you soon in person, my friend. Peace, trevor. Trevor look after yourself. All right, man. Trevor thank you so much, hannibal, for easily the weirdest interview weve done on our show. Thats our show for tonight but before we go america is facing a poll worker shorten and because most poll workers are over 60 and with covid in the air theyre understandably not showing up, but fewer poll workers mean fewer stations open and longer lines not everyone can afford to stay and wait in especially in communities of color. But the good news is, most poll working is paid and in some states you can be as young as 16 to do it. So if youre interested and have the time, this is your chance to save granny, protect democracy and get some of that money, too. 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