Transcripts For COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah 20240712

This is the daily social distancing show, with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big news of the day the vice presidency. Its americas assistant manager, and today, joe biden announced who hes picked to be his v. P. Were coming on the air with breaking news. Democratic president ial candidate joe biden has made his choice. Nbc news has confirmed that biden has picked california senator Kamala Harris to be his running mate, the first woman of color in history to be chosen for such a position. So the democratic ticket is bidenharris. Trevor thats right, people. Joe biden has officially picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate. Say what you want about joe, but the man went black and hes not going back. And i gotta say, im impressed that biden picked kamala, even after she destroyed him at that debate. In fact, part of me thinks he only picked her so that she can just never dust his ass in public again. This is an insurance policy. And im interested to see what the trump campaigns line of attack is going to be on kamala, because theyre going to have a tough time. Everything shes done in her career appeals to trumps base. Crafty kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up californias jails. Shes even friends with cops. Hold on. That actually sounds pretty cool. Mike, is it too late to change you . But jokes aside, congratulations to Kamala Harris. She is now the first black woman on a major party ticket, which is a great moment for her and for america. Moving on from our next possible Vice President to the next possible president of the United States kayne west. Since announcing his candidacy, the hip hop superstar and brokelooking billionaire has been scrambling to get on the ballot in as many states as possible. And, unfortunately for him, its not going smoothly. Kanye wests legal team is fighting to be included in the november president ial election. Well, heres the problem, though. The wisconsin Election Campaign alleged the nomination paperwork was filed 14 seconds late. Wests response was that 15 seconds after 5 00 on the deadline night is not later than 5 00. They argue the deadline includes anytime before 5 01. Trevor surprise, surprise. The guy who made late registration couldnt get his paperwork in on time. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Although, if im being perfectly honest, this is a tough philosophical question. Think about it if theres a 5 00 deadline to hand in your signatures, are you late if you hand them in at 5 00 and 14 seconds . Like, is it 5 00 until 5 01, or is it 5 01 immediately when 5 00 hits, and you only call it 5 01 when the 1 is complete . I mean, this is kind of question i dont know the answer to, but what i do know is theres one person i dont want to didnt meaning of time with, and thats kayne west. as kanye time was invented by the devil to destroy god, but its also part of god, hehhh. And this decision by wisconsin is the kind of thing that when it happens to someone else, youre like, hey, man, rules are rules. They said before 5 00, you didnt do it before 5 00. Are rules. But when it happens to you, bullshit what is this, communist china . but i dont know, man. Kanye west might have just won my vote. Because i want a government that believes that deadlines are ish. You know . Tax day . April 15thish. Get them to us when you get them to us. Expired license . Eh, it was good a month ago. Go on. Get outta here. Moving on to covid19 the virus thats turned shaking hands into an extreme sport. The good news is the first vaccine has been approved for use in the general population. The bad news is it was approved by Vladimir Putin. Breaking overnight, a surprising claim from russian president Vladimir Putin that a vaccine has been developed in his country and is already being given to people, including his own daughter. Reporter in the global race for a coronavirus vaccine, russia said today its already won. Even though it hasnt completed phasethree trials, thats not slowing russia down, which today registered and approved for use its vaccine while continuing to conduct human trials. Scientists, including from the w. H. O. , are urging caution, saying only extensive and prolonged testing can determine if a vaccine is effective and safe. Trevor okay, this is pretty shady, to say the least, because you see, vaccines are like ordering food you want it quickly, but not too quickly. I mean, yes, im hungry, but if my delivery comes in under 10 minutes, was that my delivery, or something that was supposed to go out yesterday . Also, lets be honest, has anything good ever come from a russian injection . I mean, the bestcase scenario is you win an olympic medal that gets taken back two years later. And i know putin wants people to trust him by saying he gave the vaccine to his daughter, but is now one suspicious that he didnt give the vaccine to himself. Because we dont know his relationship with his daughter. Like, if trump gave the vaccine to his daughter, wed know its for real. But if he gave it to eric, then we all know whats up. So, look, the truth is that a safely tested vaccine is still probably months away. But in the meantime, heres something that might just hold you over candy. Trickortreating in doubt because of the pandemic. Candy manufacturers are protecting themselves from potential losses for the biggest season. Hershey has partnered with retailers to set up halloween merchandise earlier in the summer, in some cases, four weeks earlier. In addition to the longer season, hersheys is focusing more on familysize packs and fewer treats in halloweenspecific packaging. Trevor this is classic america. The Candy Companies are like, okay, because of corona, weve got to be prepared. Lets plan this thing out early and lets make sure everybody gets access to candy. Whereas, the election people are like, i dunno. Im feeling lucky. Lets see what happens on the day. And as for halloween, i thought this whole year was halloween every day, ive been wearing a mask and going through an entire bag of funsize twix. What are we supposed to do in october . But i will say i really do feel bad for candy makers, especially oompa loompas. Because lets be honest, if sales are down, theyre going to be the first ones let go. And finding a new job right now as an oompa loompa. Thats not easy to doompetty do. Do you think he was bleep those things . Naaah trevor meanwhile, halloween isnt the only autumn tradition in jeopardy. College football season is right around the corner, and the battle over whether to play is getting more brutal than, well, College Football. Reporter sacked . The leaders of College Football holding emergency talks on whether to cancel the season. The big ten Conference Announcing it will postpone all sports. Vice president mike pence saying in part, America Needs College Football. Its important for student athlete schools and our nation. President trump took to social media saying student athletes have been working too hard for their season to be canceled. These Football Players are very young strong people and physically physically in extraordinary shape, so theyre not going to have a problem. Youre not going to see people could it happen . I doubt it. Youre not going to see people dying. They get better very quickly, if they get it at all, so i think footballs making a tragic mistake. Trevor donald trump truly has the strangest priorities of all time. 160,000 americans are dead . as trump it is what it is. College football might get postponed for a year . as trump what a tragedy if these kids dont get to bang each others heads, you might never see another donald trump. But i will tell you this if College Football is being canceled, then you know coronavirus is serious because ive traveled through this country, and people in america will do anything for College Football. If you told tennessee fans that their football stadium was going to be moved to the surface of the sun, theyd be like southern accent well, then ill find a seat on the shady side, because this year is gonna be the vols year but you know what, guys . Instead of forcing College Football, maybe now is the time for other College Sports to have their moment. Like, how about fencing . Its perfect for corona. You wear a mask, and the whole point is to keep someone away. Seems like its time to shine and this whole debate must be so confusing for college athletes. I mean, they must play during a pandemic, but they also still cant get paid. Its like theyre considered too essential and also not essential enough at the same time. But despite the pandemic, theres still a chance that College Football is going to move ahead. And because of that, College Coaches have made a few tweaks to their locker room pep talks. Look, men, i know things are looking bad right now. Billys all right got corona. Steves got corona, too. Craig, youve got herpes. Thats a different story. The point is, were hurting. But let me tell you something. Theres a little guy out there named donnie trump and all donnie wants it sosee you guys out there on the field so he can advance his narrative that he beat corona and everything is normal again. And i dont think thats too much to ask . Do you . If you cant do it for donnie, then do it for all the money at stake here. Not for you, obviously, but for me, and the university. So lets get out there and show whoever is in quarantine on the opposing team that this is our house well, youll have to do it anyway, or well take away your scholarship. Break down on three trevor were going to take a quick break, but when we come back, well tell you why the president is slowing down your mail. Dont go away. Okay, where are me now . Where the hell did these people come from . Who the hell are you . I want to go back. What is this whats going on here . What is he talking about . What are you talking about . What . What the hell is that . Whats that . Is that a camera . Is that a camera . Person, woman, man, camera, tv. Its great. Its science, important. Rough bleep . I am in so much debt. Sixtytwo thousand seven hundred and ten dollars and thirtyone cents. Sofi allowed me to refinance all of my loans to one low Interest Rate and an affordable monthly payment. And i just feel like theres an end in sight now and that my debt doesnt define me anymore. 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And with more americans than ever expected to vote by mail due to coronavirus, it looks like hes zeroing in on his plan. President trump is stepping up his effort to discredit mailin voting as vulnerable to fraud, ramping up attacks on twitter and on television. I think mailin voting is going to rig the election. I really do. They want to steal an election. Thats all this is all about. They want to steal the election. There is no way you can go through a mailin vote without massive cheating. Democrats are pushing to expand mailin voting and change existing voting laws to make it easier for people to cast ballots at home because of the coronavirus. The president wants his political allies to fight back against that, and they have now pledged 20 million for that effort. Trevor for real . Only donald trump is weird enough to have beef with the mail. Everyday, hes less and less like a president and more like a neighbor in a sitcom. Goddamn you, mail man i mean, this guy is spending 20 million to sue mailin voting. Normally when trump spends that much money suing you, its because youve seen him neighborhood. I know what you saw last summer. You cant tell anybody. You cant tell them about this thing ive got. So even though the president and almost everyone in his administration votes by mail, clearly, he thinks letting everyone else do it would be bad for his reelection. And because lawsuits alone wont stop mailin voting, the other part of trumps plan is to just stop the mail. Reporter tonight, a backlog of undelivered mail is piling up in post offices around the country. Workers are blaming the new postmaster general, a Top Republican Campaign Donor who has given more than 1. 1 million to the Trump Victory fund. Reporter louis dejoy forced costcutting measures, leading to undelivered mail piling up at post offices across the country. And cbs news confirmed this internal Postal Service directive that outlines an operational pivot, saying extra trips to deliver mail are no longer authorized, and that we may see mail left behind or mail in the workroom floor or docks, which is not typical. Reporter the service insists it is not intending to slow down and delivery or risk any election mail. But the stakes are high for the u. S. P. S. To follow through on its promise of ontime delivery. 32 states currently will not count ballots that arrive after election day, even if postmarked earlier. Trevor wow, even if you mail your ballot in on time, 32 states wont count them if the post office gets them in late. And that doesnt sound like an election. This sounds like what happened to me in high school. Yeah, i gave my friend a love letter to pass to my crush, but then he decided to skip third period instead, so she never got my letter. So she went to prom with another guy, and they ended up getting married and having a kid, so that shouldve been my kid, and thats what i told the cops but they made me give the kid back anyways. And thats why you have to defund the police. So, look, if trump and his cronies are trying to sabotage the post office, theres only one solution. And i hate to say it, folks, but we have to let Bed Bath Beyond run mailin voting, because no matter how much i try to stop them, i keep getting those coupons in the mail. Its ridiculous i dont need all of this i dont need all of this mail i dont need to know that theres 35 off shower curtains oh shit it was expired. Anyway, so trump has been on a crusade against mailin ballots, and then he installed a close political ally who just happened to start slowing down the mail. Which means that, come november, a lot of votes that are supposed to make it by election day might might not. It also means that in the meantime, all the other mail is getting delayed, and its having a huge effect on peoples lives. Reporter in some parts of the country, customers are waiting weeks for their mail. These neighbors in chicagos dunning neighborhood want consistent u. S. Postal service mail delivery. Susan carter says when mail is delivered, it comes late, and sometimes its not theirs. I just think the system fell apart, and i dont think they care about us. All that stuff thats important to you that nobody else should get may be going to someone elses house. Reporter in baltimore, people waited two hours in hopes of getting their mail that never showed up. Reporter many are not getting bills and paychecks on time, putting a strain on their homes and businesses. Survived the covid, survived everything. The only thing i didnt survive was the mail. As a veteran myself, i get medication through the mail. I rely on that. And not to have it when i need it, thats a travesty to a veteran. Trevor yeah, you see, a lot of people think mail is just a waste of paper, credit cards and stuff theyre not going to sign up for and ads for shit theyre not going to buy. But for many people, thats how they get their medicine. Its how they communicate with family in prison. And for many areas of the country, especially rural areas, the post office is the only way they can receive mail. So the mail might mean nothing to you, but it means everything to some people. Think of it like a wilson volleyball it might not mean anything to you, but when tom hanks got trapped on that island, it was his everything. Do you think he was bleep that volleyball . Naaah so, look, its becoming clear as day, unless trump changes his mind on the post office, just like every trump business, it could be doomed. So maybe to save themselves, the Postal Service should do what every foreign dictator does flatter the shit out of trump . Are you a trump supporter that needs to use the mail . 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Created in mexico by a german brewmaster. Its not just any beer now, is it . Dos equis. A most interesting beer. It has now been almost six months since Ahmaud Arbery was murdered while jogging in his own neighborhood. And in a summer where Police Brutality has been put front and center, arberys murder was particularly troubling, because the men who killed him werent police officers, but used a 150yearold law to justify their crime. Roy wood jr. Has more, in his new segment, how is this still a law . In the criminal justice system, there are laws and then there are laws that are dumb and make no sense. These are their stories. Were now learning more about why Glenn County Police never arrested either of the two men involved in the shooting death of 25yearold Ahmaud Arbery. District attorney barnhill states in his letter that both men are protected under georgias citizens arrest law. Citizens arrest . I thought that was just some bullshit people said on tv. Citizens arrest but in real life, a citizens arrest aint no barney feif shit. You are an individual 25 years of age, and individuals are running after you, blocking you in with cars. Thats called hunting. Upon thats the wild, wild west we talked about. This is Georgia State Department Representative carl gillion, someone who is just as outraged about this as i am. The citizens arrest law gives individual citizens right to arrest someone up to 48 hours until Law Enforcement would arrive. Not only can you citizens arrest somebody. You can just keep them for two days, like misery. Please aaahh people are using laws as a justification in order, as a justification for lynching. You have a higher form of racism. Theyre not wearing hoodz anymore. Theyre wearing shirts and ties. How is this still a law . Well, no ones challenged it. This law was conceived in 1863. You know, its just its outdated. Hmmmm. What possibly could have been happening in georgia in 1863. I asked, knowing i wont like the answer. This particular law was written during the civil war. It was a way of preventing enslaved africans who were trying to escape to the union lines. It empowered any white person to arrest any black person. So on a scale of betty white to david duke, how racist is this citizens arrest law . You tell me when to stop. Dadadadadadada. You passed david duke. Thats how racist it is. One of the big things about georgia is the man in charge of writing the formal laws is an avid racist. Wait, avid racist . He wrote books justifying racism, basquely to argue that African Americans were better off in enslaved and could never really function as free people. Oh, shit, that is avid. Okay, continue. Cobb, himself, he dees in 1862, but the system of law he established for georgia lives on. And that become the basis for protection for racists like the ku klux klan after the civil war because they could lynch any African American and claim it was a citizens arrest. How is this still a law we still have a racist society. We havent gotten rid of so many elements of racism in the United States. Well, that settles it. I talked to the experts. Ive studied the finest legal texts. And i can confirm this law musmust be changed but i have no idea how to do that. Yo, how is this still a law . All of these injustices are happening and nobody is doing anything to stop it. I am. Wait, you are . Thats why i authored house bill 1203. Youre proposing a law that gets rid of the law thats a terrible law. There are some people that are trying to move forward. Cool. As it turns out, one of the things filling up carls cat calendar is a bill to repeal the current citizens arrest law, and hes getting ready to drop it like its dont say it, carl. Were going to drop it like its hot. He said it its a movement now. The old jim crow has had a Bowel Movement and were in a whole new movement now. So repealing the citizens arrest law is a laxative against the jim crow constipation that has been holding up the progress of the black man, and what we need to do with that laxative is add a stand your ground laxative. And then we need to take a no chokehold laxative. And then we need to take a voting registration suppression laxative, and get all of that moved out and into the toilet of justice, my brother only time will tell if citizens arrest gets flushed into the sewage system of history, but were definitely a step closer to getting rid of this law for the entire country no, this is for georgia. Oh, shit. How many states have a citizens arrest law . Uh, all of them, with the exception of mak maybe two. sighs . So weve got work to do. Weve got work to do. Excuse me. Oh how is this still a law trevor thank you so much, roy. When we come back, ill be talking to a star of the hit show this is us, sterling k. Brown. Stay tuned. You say the customers make their own rules. Lets talk data. Only Xfinity Mobile lets you switch up your wireless data whenever. I accept 5g, everybodys talking about it. How do i get it . Everyone gets 5g with our new data options at no extra cost. Thats good. Next item corner offices for everyone. Just have to make more corners in this building. Chad. Your wireless. Your rules. Only with Xfinity Mobile. Now thats simple, easy, awesome. Switch and save up to 400 a year on your wireless bill. Plus, get 400 off when you preorder the new Samsung Galaxy note20 ultra 5g. Earlier today, i spoke with awardwinning actor sterling k. Brown. We talked about a new initiative hes working on called one million truths, which is a platform to capture and convey the scale of racism in american life. Check it out. Sterling k. Brown, welcome to the daily social distancing show. Thank you having for me, trevor. Honor to be here. Trevor you say its an honor, but ive been trying to get you on the show for years, and you havent found the time or the means to make it to the show. And then now, now when i cant be in the same space as you, now you come on the show. Because you know i wanted to take a selfie with you so i could show all my people back home they know you, and now i gotta be like, oh, yeah, i sort of know him. We did that selfie. We did that selfie at a preemmy event. Trevor yes. And you told me you hold the camera as if youre taking a picture of yourself and you hit rotation. Trevor youre a very busy man, not just working but also being nominated for the work you do. Let me start by congratulating you. Congratulations on two emmy nominations. Thank you. Trevor one for this is us, one for the marvelous mrs. Mabel. I believe you are the first actor to be nominated in both of those major categories in the same year, drama and comedy. Thats range. Thats what that is. Maybe ed asner was nominated for Mary Tyler Moore show and roots. But roots was considered a limited series. Trevor i know you are the father of two young kids and you have been in the house during the coronavirus. Did they give you any recognition for your nominations or were they just looking for like, what is daddy going to do today . Cook today. Make today . Teach us today . Or do they even care . My youngest has no clue. Its not important to him whatsoever. Hes almost five. My oldest knows exactly whats going on. So i told him i got nominated. And he said, you got nominated again . Good for you, thats awesome. How many do you have now . He will mock me openly to my face. Yeah, im sterling brown, i have emmys and Golden Globes whatever, bro. Trevor i feel like you are missing out an opportunity as a father if you dont wait for him to graduate a grade, and then he comes and tell you, hes like, dad, i passed. I got an a. and you go, look at me, i got an a. . I cant wait. Turn about is fair play. Trevor youre one of the people who gets welcomed into millions and millions of peoples households every single week. People know you and they love you. Anything you do will get a lotlight shined upon them. Ening will shine the spotlight where they go, sterling k. Brown is doing something. Youre part of a project called one million truths. Which is a really interesting project. I want you to share it with the audience. What is one million truths all about . I appreciate it, man. Its basically a platform an initiative for black folks in america to share their experiences with racism. And i think its a centralized way for black folks to see other peoples stories and for allies who are interested to see the experiences that their friends have told them about are are not a oneoff, that its not just something that happened, like, in an isolated sort of incident. That these isolated incidents are happening over scpofer again all over the country. And maybe by having one place where people can go and see, oh, life for black neem this country is not the same as it is for me. And then theres a development of empathy and hopefully a wave of support that we can ride right now to make some real change to systemic racism in this country. Trevor one thing ive always enjoyed about the show this is us is its an interesting look at how much people can love each other and know each other but still not know fully about each other. You know. And you you play a character where youre part of a family where even though you share so many things, theres still something that separates you, and that is the color of your skin. And i wonder if, like, is there certain storytelling that you try to get across in the show that helps people empathize with somebody who has a different skin color without making them feel like theyre being blamed, as opposed to the system being highlighted . I would hope so. I think randall pearson, just like his brother and sister and mother and father, is a human being, first and foremost, right . And i think so much of the power of media is that people learn through exposure, whether its through travel, whether its through books, whether its through the representation they see on screen. And our show the demographic of our show is about 80 white. So there are opportunities that i have to make conversations with people who may not have those conversations with somebody that looks like me and by virtue of them seeing me in their home 18 times a week, they can say, like, mr. Randall, hes just like me. He loves his kids. He loves his wife. Like, i understand part of his struggle, even if i dont understand the totality of it. So hopefully the next time they see my or anybody who looks like like they can lean in rather than step away. Trevor id love to know about your personal story a little bit. I learned thraw discovered that i think your 45th great paternal grandparents were from africa. Right. Trevor its always interesting when people discover where their family came from, especially when you live in america and the records arent there are for you to easily puruse. Right. Trevor does that change anything in your world, in your mind when you start to track how and where your family came to the United States . Does it change the story you tell about yourself or you or your family or the country youre in . There is this really sort of profound experience you have as a young black man in a predominantly white institution. I would be one raisin or one of a few raisins in the sun. And every time february comes around and youre talking about black history month, and you talk about the institution of slavery, everybody looks at you, and theyre like, well, were past that. Like, why are we still talking about this . This is ancient history . As if this country is old enough to have ancient history, right . You feel this sort of defensiveness to be like, how do you show the repercussions of what transpired in the past are still reverberating in the present. And then you see documentation of your ancestors listed as property, you know, listed as there was a bank the guy excuse me. Im being very ineloquent in this particular moment. The slave owner who owned my quadruple greatgrandparents listed them as collateral because he wanted to extend his plantation and he needed to list them for the bank loan. You see them listed add property, and you recognize that, like, its not that long ago. You recognize while other people list your family as property so they could expand their wealth, their reach, we had nothing. And to its a completely dirv starting point and it validated for me this level of defensiveness that i always had to prove something. I dont have to prove it. Like, i can see it. And there are so little black folks across the world that have documentation of the oppression that has transpired to them as individuals and as a people, it really just i dont know. It made it real. I knew it was real before but i saw it. I had the ocular proof. Trevor uhhuh. Yeah. Trevor i wonder, is this one of the reasons not this particular story, but the history of america, your history in america, and the story that america tells, 124 is this one of the reasons you named your Production Company the way you did . Is it why you chose to focus on certain stories and how to tell them using the platform of hollywood . So, its interesting. The name of my Production Company is Indian Meadows and its named after the neighborhood i grew up in st. Louis, missouri. Its a predominantly African American neighborhood. It was jewish, and then black folks moved in, and the yous didnjews didntleave, so i hadd mrs. Lieberman living next to me, and she was just playing with all these little black kids who loved her as much as anybody. Just the testimony of where i come from and who i wish to represent. Because as evidenced by the fact that we get to celebrate Kamala Harris being the Vice President the Vice President ial nominee, along with joe biden, im very excited. My wife, by the way, i should say, is almost as excited as i am. But if youre familiar with organizations in the state, my wife is a delta and Kamala Harris is an a. P. So a little bit of shame, but theres still reason to celebrate. Seeing yourself on screen validates your life. And so i want to tell stories where people of color who are marginalized groups are front and center. Theyre not necessarily the sidekick or the goofy friend or whatnot. But the story is about them. Because when you see yourself, you know that your story is as important as anybody elses. Trevor well, ill tell you this, if somebody is watching the emmys this year, they will see you twice nominated and hopefully twice winning. Sterling k. Brown, thank you so much for joining me on the show. Thanks a lot, trevor. I appreciate you, brother. Trevor thank you so much, sterling. Thats our show for tonight, but before we go there are a lot of groups out there right now working to protect and advance Voting Rights for the elections in november. One of them is the alliance for youth organizing, which is a National Network of local youthled organizations mobilizing people to vote. If you can help them and would like to join in their cause, please visit the link below, and donate whatever you can. Until tomorrow, stay safe out there, wash your hands, and happy halloween and now, here it is, your moment of zen. A german nudist had a day to forget after coming across a bagstealing boor. He was getting in touch with nature when the cheeky boor, and two piglets made off with his bag. 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