With cold weather arriving, many places in the world that had largely gotten the pandemic under control are now seeing alarming new spikes. France hit the record 52,000 new daily cases while germany saw a record high of 16,000 cases. And now because of that and increasing hospitalizations, both countries are institute nog lockdowns. The last time europe was this panicked about an existential threat, it had a little mustache. No joke. But while europe is trying to limit public gat risk, the corona in chief donald trump is going around hins Country Holding as many superspreader rallies as he can. He even changed the crowd chant from lock her up to lick your hands. Now other peoples hands. All their hands. Lalalarlala but remember the president ial race isnt the only one that will be decided next week. Republicans are desperately trying to hold on to the senate and one seat they need to keep red is in arizona where republican insum Martha Mcsally is in a tough race against mark kelly who is a former astronaut which should be tough when every political phrase you can end with in space. You know, the other day, i was thinking about this great country of ours whrips in spacespacespace now mcsally is one of trumps biggest supporters so when trump came to a rally in arizona it should have been a big moment for her. But one thing we know about trump is he really doesnt like to share the stage. I want to show you trump today with marthat mcsally and as folks watch this remember she is a woman who signed over, as have many members of the u. S. Senate her political life to trump and trumpism. She is fight for her political life in return for this. Mar mar martha, come up, just,. Quick, fast, fast, come on quick. You got one minute. One minute martha, they dont want to hear this. Martha, come on. Lets go. Quick, quick, quigg, some on, lets go. All right, im coming. Thank you, President Trump he. Trevor he needs mcsally but hes treating here like hes interrupt bid a smoke break and treating her like a little kid. I love how trump cannot even share the spotlight even for a second. Even for a second. He would be a terrible duet with karaoke. Okay, ill sing brandy and monicas part and you can sing the rest. But this song is only brandy and monica. No one wants to hear from you martha give it up had about enough by the way, all this campaigning doesnt come cheap. Did you know that with the congressional and president ial elections combined the 2020 elections are expected to cost 14 billion, twice the cost of 2016, 14 billion that was almost a combined age of both candidates i mean, do you have any idea how much money that is . If you gave me 14 billion, i would be a billionaire. And whats crazy is they spend all this money to get elected and then, when youre, like, okay i voted for you can i get free healthcare . They will be, like, sorry, no money, we spent it on ads. That was crazy. But because theres still a week till the election the candidates are still ska advantaging for peoples votes like political raccoons. Like any other election year, one week away from the election, black people are back in styles. Black voters could tip the scales in this election and now there are signs turnout among this key voting block could rally what we saw in 2008 with barack obama at the ticket. Voters saw 40,000 votes in 2016, now approaching 2 million. When you lookt a the states in 2016 decided by a less than 2 margin, black voters in particular, could make the difference in 2020. Donald trump won the Electoral College by 80,000 votes. If black turnout had been at barack obama levels in 2016, we would be talking about Hillary Clintons reelection. Trevor okay, can i just say i think its a little much to expect black voters to turn out for any candidate like they did for barack obama. Its like shocked people went to a stallion concert than katy perry. The only people at a katy perry show were the ones who thought she was related to tyler perry. This is a huge turnout, 2 million early black votes. Thats why i said early. I dont want to hear another joke about black people being late ever again. Wouldnt it be poetic if the black vote swonk this election . Black people kicking him out of a house, whoo that would be sweet. And by the way, the immediatey is just trying to say the black vote is important but the implication is always that its black voters fault when shit goes wrong. You know, if just a small percent of black people voted differently trump wouldnt have won. Yeah, but even a smaller percentage of white people had voted differently trump wouldnt have won either. No one ever talks about that. Its almost like everyone was, like, white people, of course, theyre going to make bad choices but black people should know better. With the black vote as important as ever both sides are trying to tailor their messages with hopes of resonate being black voters. This year the number of eligible black voters has hit an all time high with both sites scrambling for their support. Trump releasing an ad highlighting support for black voters. In 2016 i made you a solemn edge i would be your greatest champion. The Biden Campaign launched a barbershop style series to engage black men. Trump is releasing his platinum plan. The Biden Harris Campaign has done something weve never seen in president ial politics before a campaign ad thats just battle rapping. Biden and harris planning to put 7 billion to the aclu. Trump is planning to double that. As far as rich and poor with schools the whole goal is to end the funding gap that sounds legit. Only if our president now would quit. Trevor wow, ive never seen a rap battle where both people lost. Almost felt like those guys were in a battle against rap. Its almost too bad tupac isnt still alive because he just killed himself. Trump is like i know black people, you guys want the platinum plan, yo yo and biden is like let me talk to yall at the barbershop, my man. The ideas about black people are so ridiculous. I was literally laughing with my friends about this at the barbershop. I want to see trump and biden do rap battles themselves. I want trump spitting his truth im the deejay chief the man to have the hour and you know my sometime im about white power. Then biden is like i grew up in delaware im a 1eu6r78 man but whats up with trump, come on man this is malarkey we think this is normal but well never see this pandering in reverse. Obama courted the white vote but never came out with a moonshine jug like all right, everybody, im going to sing you a song about the southland. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo hoo hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo so theres been at lot of focus on the black vote and one specific demographic within the black vote thats gotten a lot of extra attention. President trumps poll numbers increasingly rising among black men. The latest polling from pew shows black men are almost twice as likely to support trump than black women. Polling shows 18 of black men under 15 supports trumps election. That is an opportunity for the Trump Campaign and a potential liability for the Biden Campaign which needs strong turn out in michigan, pennsylvania and wisconsin. Trevor no one is surprised trump has fewer black women than every season of the bachelor combined by is doing better with black men which is strange like hearing the titanic hath had some support among survivors. The obvious question on peoples minds is why, why are black men more likely to support trump than black women . Well, to get to the bottom of this phenomenon we turn to a black man our very own roy wood, jr. Whats going on, roy. Whats going on is a zamunda. Trevor what do you think is behind trumps appeal to black men . First off you need to twist how youre spinning this. 90 of black men arent voting for trump. Lets say that off the top. The people really supporting trump are white men. Like all the stuff happening in the trump administration, blame it all on ben carson. Is ben carson there is this technically yes. But is that really where all the problems are coming from . Trevor actually thats a good point. People dont focus on the 90 of black men, they focus on that group. But the fact remains some black men are voting for trump. Yeah, theres always some black people doing shit, the way theres some white people who can dance on beat. Theres always going to be outliers, man. Trevor roy, i hear you, but i think the interesting thing here is trump is doing better with black men than previous republicans did. I mean, why do you think that is . Its kind of complicated. Heres the thing, man, is that, when you look at black men and why theyre voting for trump, some are straightup republicans, they just dont want to pay taxes, which i get you dont want to pay taxes. Do you know whats messed up our taxes . Some of the taxes go to pay for ba tops you get hit up side the head with. I wouldnt want to pay taxes either. Then some black men are straightup antiimmigration. They think immigrants are going to take their jobs and a vote for trump is a vote against them. I understand that. But the reason black men identify with trump is trumps a rapper. Think about it. Trump talk about all the money he got but he broke. All his friends in jail, and he starts beef with everybody thats a damn rapper man you worried about the east coast west coast beef, no, trump, you have a beef with the whole globe, trevor. Why do you think he started the space force . So he could go shoot the aliens. Trevor i see what youre saying but trump the person has done some bad shit to black people like his family discriminating against black tenants or the way he went after the central park five. Yeah, but trevor, what white candidate is there that has a healthy history with black men . You have hillary with the super predator, joe biden with the crime bill. Whos the woman with the jheri curl . The president who had the jheri curl, fillmore, they all had black people. If you tell black people not to vote for a white candidate because they have a weird history with black men, people would never vote. Thats why out of to vote for the candidate with the most black friends. You know which white people have black friends. Trevor youre saying just like everyone else black people vote for candidates who have the best chance to move them forward and some black men think trump is that candidate . Exactly. White people arent the only ones that fight with relatives at thanksgiving. ringing excuse me. Somebody at the Trump Campaign. They keep calling for my vote. Yeah . Yeah, whats up with that platinum plan now. Trevor trevor have fun, roy. Roy wood, jr. , everyone. When we come back, Jordan Klepper attends his final trump rally of the 2020 election and Kamala Harris is joining us on the show. So stick around. burke deepsea driving, i see. customer Something Like that. burke well, heres Something Else with your farmers policy perk, new car replacement, you can get a new one. customer that is Something Else. burke get a whole lot of something with farmers policy perks. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum the ffor a chip so iconic,ssage. We dont need to name it. No logos, no gimmicks. 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Im ready to move on. Have been doing a lot of trump rallies before and i think this is probably the most subdued rally i have been to. Its eerily quiet. You can hear a q anon push notification ding in somebodys pocket. This is a chance to hear trump make his fanal case and for maga country to do the same. Its about economy. He provided jobs. When people are working and not out looting and burn ing cities hiss storecally this president lost more jobs than any other. Not true. He has not. I have a fact sheet. Whats on the fact sheet. The fact sheet is in my car. We have not had a fact sheet before. Really . Bring it. Im bringing it. Hope it doesnt have a list of all the ads because that will be huge. 4 million, under biden and obama, negative 2. What does that say. I dont know. You dont know. I will have to google it. So her friend didnt have the facts but she did have the zinfandel. This is about africanamericans and all the things hes done for them. Great, whats he done . With the whats the you know, where he was elected the you got to help me out here. Come here when i waited for tony to get her shit together i wanted to wrap my head around their hail mary total surprise and thats hunter biden and his well, ill just let them explain it. You can see on, you know, fox and one america news about the Hunter Bidens laptop and all the corruption taking money from the different countries, you know, from russia and china. And then joe biden would do whatever these countries needed what did he do . He did or did not do . Did he do . Its yet to be determined exactly what ehe did. I saw pedophilia in china, Something Like that. Do you believe it . I dont know. Thats something i have to look into a lot more. We see about the hunter biden scandal. What exactly happened with that . I think they kind of had a laptop and email who did . The f. B. I. , found a laptop and email pictures with biden talking with ukraine and china and business deals. Which biden. Hunter biden. Did something happen. They want to push it to get the Investigation Underway before the election. Whats the investigation of. Just the laptop. What was on the laptop . I mean, conspiracy theorists would say its joe biden and hunter biden communicating with, you know, outside countries on business deals and stuff like that. Are you calling him a conspiracy theorist. Thats what he said. Only because it hasnt been proven. Makes a ton of money and does absolutely nothing except hey you can meet my dad. Thats a disgusting trade to use your fathers name to make money. Yes, nepotism needs to be looked into big time. What do you think of ivanka . Shes so gracious. I see ivanka as someone following and creating blogs around jobs and training and whatever causes she has like lady diana had 20 years ago. She had certain causes, aids, different of things like that. Was lady diana copy righting positions in power. I dont know what youre talking about. There was a bittersweet feeling in the air in the last rally. This is the last chance for unfettered access to the president of the United States. After this it might be through plexiglass maybe with a telephone. If this somber attitude was a reflection of what could happen on election day are these folks prepared for a world posttrump . Trump could totally win and if per chance he doesnt win what happens to all of this afterwards . Me, personally . Sure. I will not live under a socialist government. On the Biden Campaign poster theres three red lines, look it up on google. I think its an e. Ts supposed to be but look at the three red flags for three red banners. And they mean. Communism. He has communism on the flag . Right. You dont want to be in a place with socialized medicine. Costa rica. Which has universal healthcare. I mean, im not going to live under socialist rule. I dont think biden is going to make the four years and the camelbacks, forget it. Whos that . Somalia. Oh, wow. Both mispronounced their name and xenophobic. Absolutely. If they dont take in costa rica im sure argentina would open your and your point of view with open arms. So nothing left to do other than vote your asses off and hope we get the results soon. Until then, ill be hiding it out right here. Good luck, america. Trevor thank you for your service, jordan. Ill see you in the corn field soon, my friend. We have to take a quick break. Dont go away, when we come back Vice President ial candidate Kamala Harris will be joining us on the show. Exploration, its in our dna. We want to see whats never been seen. Hear whats never been heard. Feel whats never been felt. We are all explorers, and there are new worlds to explore. My gums are irritated. I dont have to worry about that, do i . Harmful bacteria lurk just below the gum line. Crest gum detoxify works below the gum line to neutralize harmful plaque bacteria and help reverse early gum damage. Crest. 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Trevor it has been quite a journey you have been on. 20 months ago you were on the campaign trail in the primary vying for seat as president and now here you are just a week away from possibly becoming the Vice President of the United States. I mean, there are so many other issues that still need to be dealt with in america, but coronavirus and the dealing with this pandemic, its the issue, and you see it worldwide. France announcing new shutdowns, germany as well. In the rest of the world, it feels like people deal with the virus. The nation has an idea what to do. Eth topdown, everyone does it. If the people win they get outside, or they shut down a little bit. In america its either all lockdown or all open and the Trump Campaign is were the campaign of open up the country and they say bidenharris want to lock things down. Whats the actual plan for what you want to do when you get into power. I appreciate the way you ask the question, what is actually at play instead of the rhetoric. What is actually at play is in january donald trump knew the seriousness of this, knew it was contagious, airborne, five times more deadly than the flu and he sat on that information, covered it up and didnt share it with the people. Can you imagine if families, teachers, Small Business owners knew on january 28th what the president knew and had the about therefore to prepare . Having a plan based on embracing the fact of being honest with the American People and then embracing science to do what we will do, which is a National Strategy for testing, for vaccines when we have one which will be free, but also dealing with another piece of this, trevor, which i really want to emphasize. In many ways, i believe this pandemic has been an accelerator, meaning it has accelerated what was messed up already, right. So people who were doing badly before are doing even worse. You look at the racial disparity. Across the board, those Racial Disparities be it in health, be it economic Racial Disparities, wealth disparities, across the board, they were bad before, and this pandemic has made them even worse. So when i think about this issue, i think of it in terms of what the solution has to look like and it has to be expanding the Affordable Care act, not suing to get rid of it, which is what donald trump is doing. Joe and i are saying lets expand it. Joe and i are saying, look, healthcare, the body just doesnt start from the neck down, its also from the neckup and that the called Mental Health care. People are going through so much trauma even before and especially now, lets address it, right . These are the things we are focused on including lifting back up the economic condition of people. And so thats on a number of levels. And you look at the front line workers, by the way, 200,000 of which are dreamers, and all of these people, mostly women and men of color who are the front line working to save the lives of perfect strangers without having paid sick leave, family leave and without the appropriate peis to protect themselves, so part of our plan is to address that and get the people the resources they need. Joe and i have plan giving federal grants and support to Small Businesses to do things like the plexiglass areas because thats an expensive overhead to afford that, to support them so they can reopen and rehire. But you have to see the people. You have to understand their needs and speak to their needs as opposed to what this guy in the white house does which is he looks into the mirror and thats what me he speaks to fulltime. Trevor are you saying the plan is too limited for the shut towns to give the people the tools to open, or shutdown first . It means first and foremost, the problem we are facing in term of the economic harm in the shutdowns is because to have the Public Health crisis, and we have to get a handle on that, so we need to have a plan which this administration has not had for national testing, increasing the number of drivethrough testing sites, for example. You want more specific details, thats one to have the things were going to do, making sure they are free testing, rapid testing, making sure when we have a vaccine it is distributed and we also take into account Racial Disparities, listening to the experts, listening to the scientists and letting that guide our approach, but also understanding that theyre going to have to be phases to this, and were not going to go from having these spikes in the virus to just turning on a flip and everything going back to normal. So the interim plan, yes, includes supporting Small Businesses with getting them things like support for them to reopen, rehire and do it in a way that is safe for themselves and their customers. And not to mention schools, our teachers and students, part of our plan is to invest in infrastructure. So when we talk about reopening and making it a safe and healthy place for whomever, our children or Small Businesses, we have to have a plan, and details matter. Trevor you know, i would love to start at the beginning to have the journey and go its interesting being Kamala Harris because, according to trump, you are crazier than bernie, the most socialist person in the world, and then, according to some people, you are not progressive enough. Who are you to you . Like, if you are introducing Kamala Harris to people, who is Kamala Harris and who will you represent when you get into that office . I am a child of parents who fought for civil rights. I am the daughter of a mother who arrived in the United States at the age of 19 and believed that she and her children could do anything and that we should never hear no. So these are some of the things that have fueled my ambition to fight for equality, to fight for justice, to fight for fairness, and when i think about the prospect of being a Vice President of the United States, those will be my values and my goals, informed by the values that are about understanding the need to fight for the dignity of all people, fightinger for working families, fighting for the vulnerable and the voiceless among us. These are the things that propel me. The things that propel me are to fix these problems in a way that we understand the people behind the issues and not just engage in grand gestures but engage in what is actually necessary to address the needs of the people. Trevor right. You know, and, yeah, these people i mean, i dont Pay Attention to the name calling, trevor. There are some of us who have lived a lifetime of being called names, and it is predictable and it is childish and it will not distract me. Trevor dont go away. When we come back, more of my conversation with Kamala Harris including why her name is so easy yet so difficult to pronounce. You dont want to miss it. Expecto patronum and action. 16 people died did he catch our bad guy . Were know as the charmed ones. You got one day to show me what you got. I want to fight. You need us harry. What a goal bockey ball, hockey ball, you name it ball. Im gonna be ready. Just say show me peacock into your xfinity voice remote or download the app today. The daily social distancing show. Here is part two of my interview with senator and democratic Vice President ial candidate Kamala Harris. One of the biggest issues that came to the fore during 2020 is that of educational justice. Its been a difficult one because of how oftentimes it is painted as a binary scenario in america. People go all cops or no cops. That seeps to be the argument. You are someone who has investigated Police Departments and held them accountable. It hasnt been an easy journey in america and attitudes have shifted. How do you think america can move forward in the world where police are held accountable but not made to feel like they cannot do their job. Right. So part of it is this, having worked inside the system, i decided to go in the system to change it from the inside, and one of the things i can tell you having spent my career there is that theres a term accountability and consequence, consequence and accountability, you hear it used all the time in the criminal Justice System and almost always it is directed at the person who is arrested and never at the system itself and the people who work in the system, and we have to get to a place of agreeing. Everyone must be held accountable and there must be consequences when somebody breaks the law and that includes a Police Officer, especially a Police Officer whos been entrusted by the public with the power and authority that they have. And, so, the way that i think about it is that we need greater accountability and consequences because, frankly, there has not been there has been inadequate accountability and consequence when they break the law, such as killing an unarmed black man, brown man, black woman or anybody. So if we banned choke holds, george floyd would be alive today. Well create a National Registry of Police Officers who break the law. Why . Because often theyret not held accountable in court. They get fired, then move to another jurisdiction and get hired there. We need to be able to track that. Joe and i are saying we need a National Standard for use of force. Why . Because when there is an excessive use of force the system asks this question, usually, was the use of force reasonable . Well, you and i know you can reason away just about anything. The more fair and just question to ask is was the use of force necessary. These are the things we will do. But in addition, i believe that we have to reimagine Public Safety in america. If we want to achieve safety, it is outdated thinking to think the way youre going to do it is just put more cops on the street. The way you do it is you invest in population, you invest in access to capital for Small Businesses and family, you invest in high rates of ownership, these are the things that contribute to a healthy and a productive society. Trevor with Vice President to president obama, he was the one who would whip up the votes, he would try to create consensus in congress, you know, with dick cheney, he was the real president of war. With mike pence, i guess he proofread the tweets. I dont know. But the point is, as Vice President , you have a special position. You have a special relationship with joe in that you are trying to get to the same place but sometimes you see the world in different ways. What do you hope your role will be in helping joe biden achieve what the democrats and what the voters have asked of the people they voted for . Thats a great question. I mean, here, ill tell you this, i think that one of the things i love about joe, he had the audacity to say he was going to have a woman run on the ticket with him and then he chose a black woman. That was his choice. And he had the audacity to do that. He understands that he and i have very different lived experiences, and he wants and asks for a partner who would do this work with him, who can give feedback and perspective around not only a different Life Experience but joined by our shared values, right . And, so, i think about the work that we will do together from that perspective where its going to be about a lot of honest conversations with real feedback and perspective, but focused, you know, primarily, of course, to get back to where we started, what we need to do to get through the tragedy of the pandemic, but also to unify our country, knowing that we have had to withstand four years of a president who spent full time trying to sow hate and division and we need to bring the country back together around our shared ideals. Regardless of where you live, your gender, race, age, the language your grandmother speaks, the vast majority of us have so much more in common than what separates us, and joe and i are very committed to doing that which is to unify our country. Trevor my final question to you is your name. Mmhmm. Trevor why does it seem like it becomes harder to pronounce your name the more conservative a person is . Because ive noticed that there are some people youve worked with in the senate who dont seem to know your name. Is this strange for you or does this remind you of growing up . I mean, any miring has a story, any child of immigrants has a story. How does this make you feel when you see people fighting about your name . Well, thats an interesting way to ask the question because, when i see the people who have had the experience of having been given a name from their family, which is one of the greatest gifts a family can give you, it is the first gift that a child usually, when they enter the earth, receives from their family. It is usually informed by tradition and loved and the hope and aspiration the family has for that child. It is something precious and sacred, and it is a part of their identity, and when i see people fighting for the right to be respected and treated in a dignified way, i applaud and salute that. Anybody who otherwise on the other side of that wants to play childish games as though the highest elected leaders could conduct themselves like the way they did as children on the playground, it speaks poorly for the appreciation and responsibility of the role that they have, and i think its a reflection of their values and maturity. Trevor well, on that note, i thank you for your time. Congratulations for the journey you have been on. Hopefully the votes have been counted and hopefully there will not be an insane amount of turmoil and hopefully well be talking to you again and maybe from the journey to the white house. Thank you so much, senatorour show for toon. But before we go, we are partnering up with world central kitchen for the new chefs for the polls program. 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