>> today we celebrate our independence day. >> the civil war? >> the civil war? >> still don't know. >> revolutionary war. >> who did we declare independence from? >> france. umm, the south. >> iraqis. i don't know. iran. >> what year did we declare independence? 1776. >> the civil war. >> okay. >> who won? >> new england. >> i'm not a fan of history. >> not a fan. >> no. >> why? >> because i don't believe it. >> who was the president during the civil war? >> the guy with the tall hat. lyndon b. johnson. >> george washington. >> lincoln. >> okay. lincoln. >> if she were a president she would be babeham lincoln. >> who bombed us in pearl