yeah. yeah. my my god, those make-a-wish man kidsg sure scream. >> anyway. t >> it's friday, so you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guestshg . grab a mapra because you're abot to get lost in his eyes. fox and friends weekend co-host pete hegsethhans, she's soaded i southern. she recently traded in her iphone forn acey be cb radio ct of the bottom line on fox business. they got to go. she like most of philly sports fans, she wears an e nes eagles jersey and an ankll monitor. fox nation host casey mcdonnell . my and finally he getss sunburned from the ball. fox news contributoro. tom schiller and baby. >> the show has begun. t but before we get to the news, let's do this. >> yeah, grades for leftovers. >> it's the leftovers. we're right with the jokes we use . use this week as always, it's my first time reading these, don't they ? well, break joe mackey's arms, then his legs and forced him to play twistey r. all right, let's go. brazil has reportedly seen the advent of barbershops wherst barbee no one wears any . meanwhile, uncircumcised customers been asking for just a little off the top pair of tickets from the performer that president abraham lincoln was watching when he was sassinat have now been soldo for $262,000. hmm. anyone willing to pay that much too have a inpay their heathad two too soon. oh, it's like 150 years ago. people.red to anyway, a man was gore dd to death during a runningthe fu of the bulls in spain. the funeral will bnee a closed. >> casket from the waist down. come on, tom.d've l >> tyrus would have laughed. that'sau great joke. a white zimbabweanha, i thinkaso i said that right. was crowned as the nation's miss universf the e representat, sparking outrage in a countryen that's 99% black. but citizens of all colors came together once they realized at least she doesn't have a noh the low bar these days, a news r ai tool that's short fort nc artificial. >> pete, thank you. the new a.i. tool hal s been abe to generate what marilyn monroe would have looked like today. c. >> in fact, here's the picture . i could have done that. the national cathedral has replaced stained glassal is ters confederate generals with protesters that allegedly r support the theme of racial justice. acial it'll help the cathedral e on fire insurance. yeah, that's a good joke.. makes you think. er you lbut i would prefer you . >> thinkin g is overrated. >> kamala harris is incompetent. rid. lifie the worst vice president in 40 years. to voting to voters in a daily e mail poll and everyone else on the planet. that ohon, they like that one. >> after years of anticipation ,nasa's has returned asteroid samples to earthteroid in a his, first. not to ruin the surprise, fellas. >> it's a rock. >> it's always a rock. during the gopng debat thee, chris christie said he knows trump is watching because col. nnot contro yeah, this frothm a guy who knos a about south control, right?ut >> i'd say look in the mirror. but you know you need more than one. oh, hi. a california. that's a place that's become plo the first us city to recognize the legal rights of elephantf s. llow that's, of course, if you don't count new york already allowing the view to tapeing . oh, terrible people. you are. a daisy de gia blackwell, a social media influence socr who uses the name meatball, was charged with eight felonies after encouraginght feloging g d thefts in philadelphia. her mugshot showed tears runnind g her cheeks, though police say that might have been marinara sauce. k the last week, the canadianca parliament gave a standing au to a ukrainian man who turned out to be a former. a nazhouse speaker anthony rota apologized for his lack of due diligencdilie and they wouldn'tm hold it against his next guests. mr. bad of pf as hitle per whileg speaking on inflation during the debate, ron desantisonon so of a woman who had to take food out of her baskeet at tht at the checkout. to which chris christie replied, foo d. >> did someone say food? the wuhan institute of virology warns another coronavirus outbreakinstitutlogy wan highly. they predict the new strainw st will begin circulatingrain as sn as dr. fauci invents it. yeah. yeah yeah. a british airways pilot was fired after bragging about a prefligh abot cocaine party. i mean, who does he think he is? n. idebiting earlier this week, michiganickig president biden joined striking auto workers on the picket lin b . evidently, they're the same workers who are credited with assembling mike penceli. what's wrong with you? a flock of sheep in greece wandered into a greenhouse i, aa eight £600 of marijuana plants. then they wandered into a 7-elevennd then and eight £90 of doritos. the nypd is deploying a new security robot to patrol far the times square subway station. and so far, it's working perfectly. it successfully transmitted 12 photos of the thieves who stole itos of thho and soldr parts. and finally, during an impeachment hearing thursday, d marjoriernograursday taylor greene not to show again, as she diph d in previous testimony about hunter's criminal behavior. disappointing former cnn legaln analyst jeffrey toobin, who waws watching at home. >> now to that new fetterman had his chance. >> now it's time to put on his t pants through this fake working class guy now has to weare unan a tie. this week, the u.s. senate unanimously voted to restoreimor its formal dress code. that means they've reversed she short lived fetterman rule d ,which had allowed lawmakers to wear whatever they wanted on the senate floo to wear r. r appeasing the pennsylvania senator who's ruined hoodies in gymis a shorts for the rest of us. fetterman responded to the rule reversald to the x by posting ae of kevin james, which is the same photo he uses to catfish women. and a reporter snapped thisot photo of him filing a suitso giving two thumbs up. so why did why and his colleaguo put themselves through such needless humiliationlleagu , especially when there's so much necessary humiliation that they richly deservehey erve? i guess it's to avoid admitting it was a mistake to nominate fetterma n and lie to the american people about his the ition for the past 18 months. in other words, because cratthey're democrats, while crh rages in, our country's border dissolves. they thought the reawelll concen was making one goofy comfortable as usual, they know priorities like joy bay, hard nosed, proper hygiene. . meanwhile, liberal activists on edgedgee is formerly twitter is playing the trans card posting that it'ngs a war resolution that men must wear a tie and slacks. tion r so ieqf you are trans, there'sae a resolution requiring you to dress a certairtn way.have well, i guess it depends i af they have a done, but we support this. >> activists wearing they want r as long as the bag coverss the entire face. >> but really, dress codes are important because once you become wh about that, they can only get worse. >> hey. hey. great show notes here. oh >> g, great.at the oh! whoa. what is that? yeahve think. gues figured the senate can do it.s why can't i? i guess it's a fair point,point but need to get that checked out. not again. yeah. >> they had to blur a lotal of real estate there. so, pete, we got all these problems going on, and it's so weird that this was the politicianwas the s. >> you're going too far. it's now when you talk about mutilating kids or or le fighting. fighting foreign wars or millions of illegal immigrants. t it it's about decorum. that's the clothing. yeah. the thing w we can get a bipartisan bill passed on is tht clothes on. >> yes, that is absolutely it.aa by the wayt., my office is next to yours, and i can attest that is frequently tes how greg it's not like i just give the people what they want. it's exactly. >> and me, what they want is less clothing or jeans and, you know, a fetterman also delivered a case of a bud light recently to the impeachment. yeah. which which seems fittinimpeact. g for him, right? yeah. why is it fitting for him? you didn't expect to follow, tig did you? >> i didn't. for? t ex fi, i expected laughter ant none. you were like mike pence. the debates. laugh now. laugh now. all right, i'll let you go on this one. thank you. all right. you know c, dig in. they care about decorum. why don't they exteney ed concee to the streets where people are getting muggedts, beaten up, and forced to listen to pete hegseth jokes? tly. >> exactly.e because they're the little people. yeahlittle. you know, to. to high and to dirty to actually go vote for him.. i'm really upset they reversed this because ultimately, your wardrobe is the window into your soul. >> greg so i'm going to aversot my eyes for the time being. >> i was looking forward to fetterman in tank tops in the summer watching the reapplication of deodorant in the middle, a senate session or in his roomy basketballro, you know, cooling down his steamyco with an eye with an icy washcloth. >> i'm i'm serious. yo if you let all of these go holes in the senate dress exactly how they want to. don't you think we would know, maybe know that menendez was up his him? o if his wife >> yeah. either be inverses or, like,e a purple leather match in warm up outfit. >> yeahing warh, you said. versus, like, that on purpose? yes, i did. okay, good. i don't want to crack like. like in showgirls. >>s, exactly. we all remember that movie. i had a small role in that. .you did? >> yes, i did. yes, i was the pole. casey. casey. casey. why did they feel it necessary. to. >> this is the problem with america. we are changing all of these ther rules for like one person. >> now we're doing that like ca with with nosh cash, bail and everything. it's like we have to we have to do it for a minorit do of yh the criminal. we change things for one personn thd everybody suffers. >> and then they change it back. yes. the rule is there are no rulesee . the rule is you can dowa whatever you want. you can get away with whatever you want. you look at thnt youk atioe rio. >> that was just in philadelphia. we'll talk about that. that.t and saying i'm a mans ih of the people. i want to represent the people. this is how the people dressedo . i love comfy clothes. we all love to wear sweats and look a little bi t like maybe we haven't showered in a few days. that's fine, especially once you have kids. the thing. but you know, you do shower, put your best foot forward. i feel like i had a chip on hisi shoulder since he beat beloved dr. oz. i mean, he's a national he md peop. . he may have steered some people wrong with the green coffee bean extract whole thing. t we stibut we still love him.y and i think he just wants so badly all of these senatorall os all of these representatives, they want to be celebrities and they want to be famous be s >> they want to be influencers, and they're not doing their jobs. mm-hmm. it. true that he should be dressing he should be dressing for his constituentss consti and nor himself, because, you know, he should be aspiringer. to something greater. >> tom. tom, you are very well dressed. yes. dru knowu are ve what is actual, they're changing the dress code because i'm killinesling g it sd with this suit that in order to accommodate pete, they're actually lowering the dress code. >> yes. huh? .>> i wmm no, i was going to say that fetterman does have a chip on his shoulder. it's antellige n intel chip, and it helps him think, oh, tommy a terrible i somebody, greg, that we have pussyfoot aroundha the fact that he's he he he is disabled. so when i bring that up, the guy shouldn't be in the senate because he is disabled and people say how dare you say his disability makes him unable to do his job. >> yeah that's in the word disabled. >> he really is not able to do the job. hmm. but, you know, i'm surprised that they changed the law now or or changed this dress code because they've let a lot of other codes ct go.s don' that one that says, you know, don't marry your brotherbrothe and commit immigration fraud like that one. they overlook that one. oh, i see what you did there. ye.i see s. enende >> and with menendez, the old, you know, don't. soz, gold bars into your suit. s that one was he actually said that that he his excuse to do is see his speech he said i'm old school but that was his excuse for the gold barsr t >> and yeah, he's old school like grandma and grandpa. world inyys used to sa you're the end of the world and leave it at that. >> yeah, you know, it, it, i walk arounde i just walk around with gold in my pocket. he's like a pirate. yeah, it's likhe's le e a pirat that's what he should have said. he said that. ofpirate make fun of his pirate heritage. >> i dare you. how dare you? 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it's them. yeah. who knowe mike hils it's them.m. yeah. oh, yeah, who did it? >> w the, so. >> so the lawyer. the lawyer will go. attad you? mke they did. you mean there wasan more than one person? no, they. it's like. >> who's on first?un i know our audience that. will understand that they were born then. >> yeah, yeah, it's true. they. this is so illogical, casey. this goes against common senseth . what i'm. what? michigan never used to be like this. >> tha, that actually was one o the points that one of the judges said. they said, oh, well, they'll just have to pay attention. t and the footnotes, footnotes are a thing. just just put it in the footnotes that tha puttin w they referencing one person and who it is. they can say plaintiffho, they can say defendant. >> so that's a little loophole that you get a little nugget get.e. >> i'm the one in the orange jumpsuit right now, so i don't know. but you know what?what w that's true. i what we're really screwed itor to from that was a flood. i just yeah, i just ran away later today. or is the highway flooded? ally >> i know what i was going to say was my ex. i actually. and maybe i'm just naive naï or didn't know this. i had to look it up is mux. hmm. so them wo monks they then woulx mux. gutfeld not oh wow. i don't know that i am ex or mux. i'm confused now. you used to be even more. this is terrible, tom you thism is basically a step towards compelling this in everyday life once it's in the courts, right? yeah. and it's quite but i agree with tegan. it's almost like surp that thised is happening now because most people are starting to wake up and sa is y okay, this was a little bit silly. we got a little goofy, but there are certain places goofy when you go into a college campus, the professors are still there, they're still acting like this is the thing. >> so we expect them to be last in line. but this is why i don' it judges i mean, i don't want anyonetheys a decision comes out of the courts. >> they say, oh, the court decideay thed, wow, the court d. >> it's like they're just people and a lot of them are stupid. >> watch it. i mean, a lot of judges are gone. >> yeah. you're not on the 21st floor with judge jeanine. easy for you tn easyou o say. >> she's a good one. great. she's. e's a she.l right. >> sorry. she's a she. and you know who's good tv judges, judge wapneres.not sayid never go in for this. yeah, i'm not saying that. yeah, he'd be like he's she. that's b it. it. >> yeah, exactly. he, she that was, that wase when something else i when i was growing up. >> pete, you know what this is? this is some people talky comp about freedom of speech. this is when they compel speeceo that's still an attack on freedom of speech. you do have a right not to sayd things. so if i were in the courtroom and i'd say i'm not going to bm i'm not going to say they that and they compel me to. that's ae to.n attack on me. it is. but this is what they do with big institutions first.comi and by the way, all the law student students coming out havengis lived in this nonsens, you know. >> yeah. max shillue, the judge.ed to will seem like they're used to that same thing in the militarythit's a be milita righ. yeah compelling the see because they use institutions that are more hierarchysetions mo like ts or like the miracle worker, the military where you have free speech rights but you kind of don't. >> and so as a result, if you don' ret comply, there's this nebulous land where you would be charged or you will be pushe charged out ad. run and then in the meantime, the inmates run the asylum, the privatesylum, the military n the asylum, or in this case, >> tcriminals who can object to the use of the language on them all day long. >> this is such an interesting poinn interet t because the military is based on hierarchy, right. >> the entire premise and the this likecs stuause identity politics stuff, it is completely flippeffit's comd and so you have like you have people on the top obeyingd to the people on the bottom. it's exactly like we don't need to get into a whole militarywhoe thing. but it's what commanders today say is their biggest problem is they can't maintain the grooming standards of a private privates shave. you can'private.t me to shave..e exactly. you've misgendered me. and now it's the commanderndermd in trouble or the judge that's in trouble. and then the whole thing is alil being done out of fear. >> and they don't agree. they don't believe in thisap. u they're just scared. and what burns me up is you're a e in courtanding demanding that everybody call him a sh erybody e. >> and you have to plays that charade. and it makes a mockery of the whole systema mockery of t. ld >> exactly. it's premised on a lie. i would pick a sound. yeah picsound.n't call. yeah. you can't call me a pronoun. yoe you have lik to take your pants off to make that sound. yeah. how far can you go? 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jail works. and the reason whyason m keep committing crimes is because they don't see jail. they get booked and then they get released. in this case, she only spentbu i don't even know she spent ant entire night there. but she she came out. she goes shesa frightened she was here. >> that's how jail works. yes. and so know she's not going andt to do it again. but there's so many people behind her in those viey're s well and i hope they're arresting them as well. so she was out there on social media. there in soce is, you know, obve she's not too bright. yeah. and i do kind of feel bad for her because she was in over her head. that's what happens when. you go to riots and people are rioting. and so i hope other the people who did worse damage than her are also because thoseme the people, every time they do it, the people at this riot, they've beeny like 25, 30 riots.ot yeah, none of them have been punished. sos. of course, they think they're not going to be punished for it. yeah. so it's like we have set upes a a precedent in these cities that, oh, no, we're not going to arreswood toofor tht you for. and we tell the people in the story, don't chase them. so you know at some point. p and plus we'veeo got people january 6th who were invited into the capitol and they're rotting in prison right nod right nw. yeah, no, true, true. it's true. i mean, i can get i also do get sympathy because when you you just look at her, she's just a product get of the education system. i mean, like if you don't get people before they getou get to high school, you end up t with meatballs. i'm not a fan. i like i like i like the i like the beef meatball, not the veal. pete, how soon before meatball gets 8 p.m. slot at cnn, it's quite possible i like my meatballs with beef and sausage. yes, it will. and sausag fantastic. >> if only not that good. yeah, yeah, yeah. so here's the thinch skinng. she's holding her iphone up saying free iphones for everybody. that's the message. iphones. free iphones. and what you said is exactly right. she's inight 't know the video. i don't know what just happened. your just got arrested. okay jed? that's what just happened. and you're never going to do it agaio itn. o good. and we better find every other person there and do the exacth t same thing to them. yeah, you're exactly right. there's probably dudes in ther e that have done this dozens of times. find them and lock them away. so the consequences are real. and, you know, you know, maybe give her five bucks to get her toenails painted. >> yes. you know. it d cost five bucks. that's. oh, sorry. well, like 35, 45.o it f i'm only giving five.or p i'll do it for free.ay i'll pay you to do it. ha ha. you know, dig in. it's like shoot came back from, like, war. and she's getting a ticker tape parade on instagram. >> it's like, oh, my god, helpi me. lord is like, well, you didn't come back fromcome b afghanistan. >> you came back from looting an apple store. she's she's got a new phone, all that. yeah. tick. this is what happens from all this body positive. >> y mm. you know, one minute you got a morbidly obese, you know, with her gut flopping over underpants on top, and then,th boom, she's got half a millionml followers and she's incitingiol a riot and looting in the fiddle of philadelphia. you know what? 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but she's i would like to second that. you know what? there's a lot of talented people out there who are idiotos i mean, let's still win the election. on you. who won? go to pottsville, pete, dential i would like to announce that my vice presidential candidate would be meatbalwould beall.l meatbal. >> yeah. yeah, why not? it. yeah, that's what our politicians deserve. like executive ordertive ord pes for everyone. >> $5? i don't know. i don't know. pedicures and pizza i would pick will cain. >> why? you know, he's a good guy. isn' that's weird. that weird. petel. d wileird? right. come on. i mean, basically you're nothi going to grow your fan base with him. >> you're just going to gem. t the same. >> people didn't say going to win. you are will cain. >> i know, right? do you ever get confused him and cain bothher st at the same hair and other stufuff i would say you think again. my gut reaction when you read. that was kat timpf. oh, really? libertarian. libertariatariann of views. and at the end of the day,s she's always she's always up for anything. >> yeah, right. i don't know. my i'mw. going to st i would either do it dana and then immediately resign so she couldy be president or tyrus and he could just carry me around wherever i go. >> oh baby. yeah, yeah. like we go, we go it, we go on foreign trips. it's like the prime japanesene primse mine minister's bound ans like greg. and he goes, and i'm like, hey. oh, hello there. d chan >> yeah. so your voice would change to my voice would justge. captn all right, captain baltimore. now, why? 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