Fox news saturday night. Pop in. ♪ welcome to another big so. Fighting like cats and dogs. My friends and family in springfield, ohio but if you look at this jacket and expect humor, i'm not the bad guy here. I looked like a strip club on patrick's day. Find panel joining me tonight so get out there, the highest radio host in philadelphia not easy for conservative to do because democrats win philly with 132% of the vote. A big hit with the living and the dead on the panel. Looking good. She may look 12 when you hear her analysis, he will stare 2013. Elections correspond at the federalist panel. ♪ lastly, we always say it appeals to both sides of the political aisle but you might be the only guy on earth who can hang with both sides of the baseball file after winning the world series with the boston red sox new york yankees, johnny is here. [laughter] he no longer looks homeless. Can we talk about this next this was the idiot face. What actually got huge back? you're in a safe space but most times we see a pro ballplayer on the streets and like give them a sharpie. Me and my dad saw you and give your dollar. [laughter] i kept that dollars. [laughter] you did. Or concussion in 2003. Way to make me feel bad. I was very lazy and couldn't do a link that came after three games after being proposed and nowadays takes six weeks to go through that but it's the playoffs that i wanted to win a championship and we didn't that year but that's where it came from and make sure my 8yearold son grew his hair out so it became a movement. And if anybody at home once, you can wire money at jimmy failla. I kid. As for the american people, i'm happy to report after a divisive we can in politics, the trump campaign and harris campaign dining together earlier this evening. That was actually a golf in denver the french physicist face a major slowdown. This week's debate, people are trying to avoid cars. In springfield, they are eating the dogs. The people that came in, they are eating the cats. They are eating the pets of the people that live there. [laughter] don't judge them, it might be keto. He and mike not know. We don't believe they are eating cats and dogs in the times square kebabs, in which case they probably are up about was on the only political food news of the week. Ben & jerry's unveiled kamala harris being ice cream it looks good but hard to eat because when you open your mouth, you get interrupted by an abc moderator. [laughter] after watching the debate, that you think the cats of springfield want to die? [laughter] everybody is looking at the selection from the perspective of bags dead dogs and dead cats and jealous of dead dogs and dead cats wishing somebody would get this over with because it's so painful. The ben & jerry's ice cream fell out of a coconut tree and they thought it was a good idea for planning purposes. It's a coconut tree. She wants to be president. Not a good look. Not a good attribute. Exactly. Ice cream cake socially active but i resent that because it is weird but when i was a k kid, my parents let me for having too much ice cream and now my ice cream yells at me for having white parents. [laughter] but the real issue past social justice is not about race and it's not about pets, it's about logistical nightmare of 20000 people into a small town and you've been outside yelling at migrants to go back to the country but then we focus on logistics. That's true, on the view she essentially called springfield residents racist. Black and white people at those on board meetings last month complaining because it's not about race, it's about the logistics of 20000 migrants burdening the tax system and schools. You played baseball and every city, have you ever been to a hot dog and wonder if it started out on a leash? [laughter] many times. [laughter] to put ketchup or mustard on it lacks. And mustard and whatever makes it tastes good. [laughter] but can you appreciate let's say the yankee clubhouse they got the 40 man roster and somebody comes in to the club just dumps another 30 people you are just going to have basic logistical issues getting dressed and stuff from. We had to do that we had to bring in extra lockers and hide from the dominicans. [laughter] since. Is going after you. Biden from little bit you like to show their package. [laughter] so we had to deal with the yankee clubhouse philly cheese steaks. That sound like a euphemism like it. The one thing we did learn is that president trump concern for dogs explains why he didn't pick the field as his vp pick. [laughter] the most headlines in politics was not south dakota governor, it was taylor swift, endorsed kamala harris and triggered an avalanche of voter registrations after posting on the ground. Republicans should dismiss this at their own peril because taylor swift is backed by so many teen girls, kamala has just gotten on kelly's endorsement. [laughter] there are probably 2 million jobs about the taylor swift became a billionaire singing about how she has worked judgment. [laughter] everyone has said as if there joke with does that knowledge of her undermined her endorsement? i don't think it undermines and we should be concerned because we saw a slew of people check out voter registration and people have to remember about this, she speaks from a place of privilege. She'll never feel the consequences of people drop off in her home, food prices being superhigh so it's unfortunate young girls my age look at her as someone to look after rather than just listen to her as an entertainer. [laughter] palace campaign is selling taylor swift phrase the julie for using is by of him both arm? he wants to be the most and it is the united states of america. It's tim walz right now. He put tampons in the boys room because if you have with multivessel thought you might frighten you with that. [laughter] the tampon thing in the boys room. Let me just say that with two little girl like to see you like $25000 government loan so i can pay for the ticket. [laughter] taylor swift on this iceskating is can we talk about that. You are a dad, have you been dragged to a taylor swift concert? i don't know if drag is fair because you did appear on queer eye for the straight guy. [laughter] my daughters wanted to go it was super expensive and i have six girls, two boys and we just couldn't didn't put it together. It's very expensive and i said why don't we watch some videos? [laughter] i can have a good time he shouldn't be on fox news saturday night, you should be on quarters. [laughter] i should be home probably watching my kids. [laughter] it's fine. [laughter] it was president trump who pick up the most stunning endorsement in political history this week. Take a look. [cheering] the first time to see a ph photo, you might assume it's fake but if you paid attention, you know it was real. To be clear, he's not actually endorsing trump. But don't you love how now that biden is out of the race, his handlers put him out in public without his meds? he just wandering around. Spilling jello everywhere he goes. I think he did this because he hates kamala harris. He hates her, trump was right. I think biden no he was shot out in the most surprised when joe biden dropped out was joe biden and now he wants revenge against the establishment like i'll endorse trump, whatever i can do to help. Sign me up. Biden is a republican, the wheels are ross. [laughter] the bar is so low for the president that we are all just relieved it didn't reply to 9/11 as 711. He said he's going to do 9/11 which is really concerning. [laughter] he what? he hasn't done anything for four years, he hasn't done anything and when he decides, he decides to do that? she's mad, she's not taking it. You're used to dealing with crazy people because you lead with ramirez. Charlotte but would you sign with the baseball team if biden was the manager? no. [laughter] i'm not doing it. Someone needs to call the shots and he may tell me to go in and pitch to start the game and you know me is not having that strong of an arm. [laughter] they will tee off against me. [laughter] america where they were ejected. That's it. Good night, everybody. A hot show coming up, lincoln joining us for later in politics but should they keep their opinions to themselves? the panel explains what is quarterback patrick the homes is not using is, the four boys in support of either candidate. Stay right here. ♪ all. Whatever the stage, businesses that grow grow with shopify. 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Join millions of satisfied homeowners, schedule your free inspection today! call 833 leaffilter, or visit leaffilter. Com america sure seems and back then the president didn't mind if he took a knee. [laughter] house for you, hillary for perhaps the most unifying decade was michael jordan. The man who refuse to endorse a candidate of north carolina senate race famously telling reporters quote reported to buy sneakers, too. That exact moment we knew michael did a lot of. Patrick the homes took a page of the playbook. Check out. I want my place and platform to be used to endorse a candidate or do whatever, either way. Mike places to inform people to register to vote and do their own research and make the best decision for them and their family. Will patrick the homes were professional athletes can stick to doing what they do best which is the kardashians. [laughter] will trump and kamala try to land endorsements from other chiefs from elizabeth warren? i want to make a distinction, you endorsed donald trump but the problem was athletes involved, not endorsing, it's the other and in this era of politics and think you are not guilty of is endorsing trump saying i will be friends with anybody who goes the other way which is why we share restraint we are seeing now for week where we need to dial it back a little bit? i sure hope so. There's one thing to concentrate, to repeat it is a lot that goes into it. A guy with students. Look at those right there. This is the only guy in times square with real jewelry. [laughter] as the effect travis kelsey? patrick the homes is the quarterback the taylor swift is is tight and. [laughter] travis kelsey will come to an end very soon for america. I can tell you the lesser kelsey is the one dating taylor swift but the fact that the you do but there's another effect and that's a huge loss for taylor swift. Not everything that is. Now they are upset. He lose on election day if they don't cross the finish line. If they do and they screw up, and is on you and you keep losing. There is no upside getting involved. What it's basically saying is beyoncé is smarter than taylor swift because i don't doubt she's going to get in. She's going to watch the polls a few more weeks before she does because she doesn't want to get behind it. Bad folks to take advice. Both made great points back to office. Elvis in 1972, he said i'm just an entertainer. Yet is that he's activists. They tried to go at him and smearing donald trump. He said i thought it was funny he called the leader of north korea and he stopped there. We have to get back to a spot where people understand that these are entertainers are athletes, not activists. Leave the activists to the activists. Using that instead of the time he went to see nixon at the white house on drugs. Thank you for that. [laughter] i was hoping no one would bring that up. If you ever get a chance. You talk right there. As the difference between a ballplayer and me. He looks like a ballplayer. I look like a figure skater who let things go. [laughter] i don't care who anyone is. . . Analysis before using the platform my frustration is with loss, culture because we used to have places to put differences aside and that tethered the country together if it was late night comedy, the movies, common culture was a place we go to forget we hated each other and that is a threat because nothing has gotten better since everyone's gotten involved so not telling people to stay in the lane but i am telling them that some of us are lucky enough to have gifts that unite people if we keep focusing on, the of the country more than we fight. It's supposed to make you laugh, strippers are supposed to make you. Nobody wants a strippers opinion on the border which is a shame because she does know a lot about his family separation. [laughter] political stress causing people to spend more money. We'll see if the panel is buying it next. [applause] ♪ nia, will ruger the program vision changes, or eye pain occur. Ask your doctor about breztri. In ma, ma, ma— ( clears throat ) for fast sore throat relief, try vicks vapocool drops. With two times more menthol per drop, and powerful vicks vapors to vaporize sore throat pain. Vicks vapocool drops. Vaporize sore throat pain. We're with bridget, whose husband won't be home for months and whose daughter is due any day. ♪ we're with mike, who's leaving home to protect his family. . . And yours. ♪ thanks to generous supporters, were with all service members and their families who need connection, comfort and a home away from home. Are you with them? learn more at uso. Org today. ♪ and my getting the vote of confidence? i think this is just for s show. They try to demoralize everyone into it eating dis disorder. [laughter] is. A lot of people don't know that, we couldn't show it. I kid. [laughter] as often as they used to. Just eradicated law and order and living in a batman episode but do you think the real is dissipated that's made it exciting. I thought it was exciting think about people who i warren, if you had to buy for two years ago, you had to look a stranger in the face and say i would like to purchase 40 house wives two. Now she's no shame, just on a computer. I recently had a conversation from a colleague who shall remain nameless who is telling me about this, he used to enjoy going to the store standing in the corner reading playboy 20 years ago. [laughter] neil cavuto [laughter] why did you tell everyone? he's like now, just sit at home, i could go to any site. And that's the problem with legalizing everything. It makes other things more stimulating. Like crack? [laughter] hunter biden would have been fine if they didn't legalizing porn sites. [laughter] that is his downfall. ♪ welcome back jessica karloff. [laughter] so late. We disagree politically. When jesse went out on maternity leave, which it didn't and booked on a cruise of a cargo ship in baltimore. [laughter] choking the cab, we look like we're coming buddy movie the liberal city so no one goes to jail at the end and relook it's. Difference they get there might up the race. This is a copout for people who don't want to take responsibly for their lives or today find a good excuse about the flash dancers charges? will you buy this? a lot of compulsive. Behaviors and habits, i will say though trying to buy as much as they can and the institutes have controls and everybody wants an excuse because there's no more selfcontrol, no more selfdiscipline and everybody is about immediate rush about the excitement of something. Posting a picture of me and breonna, like how many people like it? nobody likes it. That's what we are addicted to real. People are running out of angles to write about the le legacy. [laughter] is like uncovering the story in hopes that it will give columnists new energy. [laughter] you're not stressed out so you spend money, your spending money so that's what's ready stressing you out is what he was saying. So do you think a roundabout way people in a good position that feel guilty about being there for to rethink their spending to like me and the girls got champagne and oysters because look at the polls. In this entire article immigration, maybe your spending more because the current administration have prices up 20% and inflation from less than 2% to more than 9% so i don't know if it spending more on goods but the basic necessities have become unattainable for the average american and why people choose between a roof over the head and food on the table. Might as well skip the oysters and champagne. Given oysters and champagne. It has changed the game because you walk into times square, they are like you got $94? [laughter] how do we go from a dollar [laughter] you want to know how bad the presidency is? look at what the panhandlers are asking for. People are like got a quarter? and trying to get on the subway. What your credit score? [laughter] and what's even happening here? you played major league baseball, everything is stressful, travel is stressful, losing a game is stressful. I don't doubt you go out partying to blow off steam but do you buy stuff? i've been retired 13 years as i mentioned, eight kids. [laughter] i blame it on them. [laughter] why everything is expensive. Great kids but they want everything and i tell them, go to your mom's closet. A lot of stuff is on the floor. My wife's closet is messy. Minds cleanest can be so plenty of stuff they can do so i blame it on the kids. [laughter] he's going to sell some of his kids soon. But that's the problem. You can't sell an american kid. [laughter] is not what it is around the world. Eddie murphy with khufu you know what i'm saying. I'm sure there will be acres. They will move product but i think fully thought this place is like giving politics too much power over their lives and giving champagne and oysters, guess but that is the person who needs to be stressed out the least. I thought the guys we should feel bad for our me and jimmy. We've got to talk about this on the radio everyday. They are the ones who should be shopping and eating oysters and champagne together. [laughter] by the way, we do. It's funny because what they do in the left because this is a liberal writer, they write about america's any problems to distract from the fact that is their party that has a spending problem like we are $35 trillion in debt, statue of liberty started only fans. We've taken politics to the playground next. [applause] a new game called johnny and donnie. [applause] your willwill in introducing the second chance offer from betmgm. What'd he say? if you bet on a player to score the first touchdown and instead he scores the second? boom! you get your money back in cash. Straight cash? second chance, you heard? what if my guy fumbles, and some other guy scores first? second chance. What if you need a second chance to land on the field? this offer only applies to touchdowns. You alright? i hurt my spleen! get the second chance offer from betmgm. The sportsbook born in vegas. The hilarious. Highly intelligent. A few ways to describe my next guest. [laughter] 815yearold fan favorite who can do everything except stick out house cats. Lincoln returns for another round playground politics. You are here to give the viewers a team take on the race but can you acknowledge for our friends here have bad judgment is when it comes to picking out? fine and hangs out. The gm trying to stand by the bad draft pick like a lot of another year. One of our cats, the purring and hopping around, snuggling leroy looks at you like he owes you money and will hide three rooms away unless he's asleep because he does not come near. If he's asleep, you can come, he hisses and runs away. Lincoln picked up the cat between you and me, i caught mommy trying to bail him to springfield, ohio. [laughter] let's talk politics for a second here. [laughter] big dawn debated pamela this week. His big dawn still going strong in the cafeteria? i think he still going strong. I know i feel like was a little left in the tank that. He said this is bs if i wanted to see someone triple teamed. I did not see that coming did you feel like the moderators it was really good but i feel like he needs to. And it's happening in everyone's bank account. Taylor swift hamlet this week, girls freaking out about that? you can go off what taylor swift does but you should go off what kanye does. [laughter] a character. They want to ban something, the more. It's the scope for trump. Trump is punk rock. Lincoln coined the phrase big dawn when we are on the streets, we talk to an actual in times square last week and i'm like what you think of the name big dawn? he's like that will get him some money. But he might have some problems, i knew a big dawn let's keep this under control. What you think of patrick the homes endorsing either candidate? i think it's good but i think is a little overrated. The homes? to titles with all the friends you have, i told you he's appropriate we went to a meet and greet and dollars and he showed up in an eagles jersey. I like him. He's talking about the car rental. [laughter] and lastly, can we explain to our man how hard we would have written we were in right field. You would have got it. We are likable hecklers but not so. If you want to add something in people know us from box. One of the guys who drove me here three weeks ago. We got called so many names and berries thrown at us and we were tough. We bounced back and showed up and some guys are a little sensitive now. Every single name in the book. You came full circle. From the stories they said during the playoffs people would prove change at outfielders. [laughter] like what i've said is you can be right field. They report outfielders and not throwing coins anyone you want them to show crypto and bank accounts. [laughter] i love this. One of the funniest we got a laugh from the right, was it riley green? was like you couldn't catch covid in a wuhan lab. [laughter] we get our money's worth. We are not going anywhere. It is game time. We are getting to know american icons. Exploits like donald trump or something our panelists once did. That is next. [applause] (tony hawk) skating for over 45 years has taken a toll on my body. I take qunol turmeric because it helps with healthy joints and inflammation support. 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Everybody's that mouse them in times square but some people learn from them. [laughter] johnny or donnie. Featured on an episode of mtv's cribs in the year 2000. Going with johnny for this one. Can you confirm or deny? i can confirm. It was. Was it red? they need to come back. That's funny. [laughter] here we go. Was once referred to as new york city's most eligible bachelor on an episode of sex in the city. Johnny or donnie? you say donnie. How dare you. It's been around for like 400 years. You are correct. The the best answer in the american. [laughter] i love that. And can, let's see if you can get on the board. Just posted a night of ww e raw. You got tricked. Wrestle mania. You know we are not throwing it to the kid. He got confused because when he heard rob, he is something about the way his mom cooks chicken. [laughter] captain of his high school football team. Donnie or johnny? baseball. The obvious answer would be johnny's ongoing donnie. You are correct. [laughter] i don't know. [laughter] we drink a lot in high school. [laughter] we don't know what trump is, he says he was. It goes to johnny. Try not to insult our guests this time. Hillary clinton attended is when a. Donnie or johnny? in college he never want to hear a girl is positive. [laughter] and xbox in the dorm, go home and play. Ac/dc an american highfive. We had a great wedding. Our 20 year anniversary. There's no way they would have hillary clinton, no way. One is bill. [laughter] this game is not biased but you next question is worth five points. I'm kidding. Here we go. He has his own beverage on sale now. Johnny or donnie? you are correct, we have the prop to prove it. Again, the ultimate and hydration. I thought you were going to be tricked. It's still going. He's got everything is really good wine. Are you trying to kid take my kids points away? but we do want to talk about a game. It's good stuff. We all brought our a game. True story. That's why you do so well. I think what we learned is a fivepoint answer lincoln one. I'm kidding. [laughter] take the other one. Don't go anywhere. Yellow jacket will be crowned next. ♪ still you didn't start a business just to keep the lights on. Lucky for you, shopify built the just onetapping, ridiculously fastacting, skyhigh sales stacking champion of checkouts. Businesses that want to win, win with shopify. ♪ we had a snack lady my school growing up the way it worked, you're getting lunch or not, hunter's first and everyone ate in the cafeteria. We had a woman would push the cart out and thing and anybody i sprinkled like a chocolate layer on top which would again, kill half the cafeteria in this day and age. They still serve it now like a classaction called the classaction buddy. Neutron? [laughter] the lawyer buddy. [laughter] to my the only one that a little concerned we will have an army with a white guy and snicker bars and 20 years? does anyone discuss that? electromagnetic pulse bring out the top three allergies and they go down. [laughter] wiped out by butterfinger. [laughter] welcome back to fox news saturday night. Time to give away the coveted yellow jacket to the best panelist on the show tonight. Reminder for those of you at home in your yellow jacket featured on the show because this week kjv for the yellow jacket. Maybe not ours. [laughter] she is behind the podium waving a flag like i can't do this. One thing i love is we met her she was drinking as someone who had to. [laughter] i don't mean problem drinker like need it and like one of these days she's going to snap and get up to the podium and be like what you want from me? man has dementia. Does biden have dementia? definitely. I am concerned. When johnny said the manager has been ejected, the view can be president. We'll have one? to first move as president? there's a lot you can do with the drinking age [laughter] the winner of the yellow jacket has already been decorated in his sports career that gets a third accolade tonight. [applause] look at that. Show them swag a home harris. You don't get a ticket for this but the smell of weed. [laughter] thank you for watching fox news saturday night. Dvr 10:00 p. M. Every saturday here on fox news and do not forget to follow us on social media at fn saturday night and for more, coming to a city near you, everybody compound to after the election get america. Com any radio show weekdays noon to 3:00 p. M. Eastern. I am your main man jimmy failla. Good night from new york city. See you next week and you can be a republican, you can be democrat. Just don't be [ ♪ ]