By five conservative led councils. It means drivers will councils. It means drivers will pay a councils. It means drivers will pay a £12. 50 daily fee if their vehicles dont meet the required emission standards. A emission standards. A spokesperson for the aa says the ruling is hugely disappointing , ruling is hugely disappointing, noting, but it hopes london will follow other cities by adopting measures to reduce the impact on those who cannot afford it. The london mayor, sadiq khan, says there will be support. There will be support. The decision to expand and the ultra low emission zone was a difficult one, not one. I took lightly. But its essential. Lightly. But its essential. Next week therell be a massive expansion of the support we give to families and to businesses and charities. To families and to businesses and charities. As it is, 96 of and charities. As it is, 96 of cars in inner london are compliant. Nine out of ten cars in outer london are compliant. They wont pay a penny more from august 29th, but well see the benefits of clean air. But ill carry on listening to see what more support we can give. The chancellor says no decisions have been made on compensation for victims of the contaminated blood scandal. Thousands of people contracted hiv and hepatitis after being given contaminated blood products in the 1970s and 80s. Jeremy hunt told the official infected blood inquiry today the injustice is being addressed. Labour has accused addressed. Labour has accused the government of having an unforgivable lack of urgency when addressing the needs of rape victims. They say the government has not implemented crucial recommendations made by the criminal justice joint inspect after it. Thats following two reports and analysis by the party shows that several Emile Elliott recommendations from the cgi report have been left unfulfilled. Shadow attorney unfulfilled. Shadow attorney general Emily Thornberry has said the joint inspectorate said change is needed now. But a year and a half later ministers have yet to lift a finger on most of their recommendations as a mother whose seven year old daughter was killed in a hit and run in walsall has paid tribute to her star. A 14 year old boy has been arrested following the incident. The seven Year Old Girl was taken to hospital in a Critical Condition but she later died of her injuries. Police say it happened shortly after 7 pm. Yesterday. Theyre now looking for a blue and black motorcycle. The teenager remains in custody. Natwest has appointed custody. Natwest has appointed a law firm to conduct an in depth pendant review following the closure of Nigel Farages bank account. It comes as the banking account. It comes as the Banking Group announces profits of £3. 6 billion for the first half of the year. Both the group ceo, Dame Alison Rose and coutts boss peter flavel resigned this week. Youre up to date on gb news. Youre up to date on gb news now its time for headliners. Now its time for headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners. You run through saturdays newspapers with three comedians. Im one of them. Im leo curson. Tonight im joined by the silver fox, Lewis Schaffer. Im one of his many illegitimate children. Jonathan coogan no , how are you both coogan no, how are you both doing. 7 doing . Thats the first that ive heard. This is a hard way to find out. Well, this is you told me back a bit of the cilla black surprise, surprise. Were going to reveal the dna test from a sparkly gold envelope. Well, actually, you know, this is bring your son to work day. And very proud. Im day. And im very proud. Im very of him. He told me he very proud of him. He told me he worked sky. Worked for sky. Where we are. Hes and look where we are. Hes already being funnier than you, lewis. Have a look lewis. Anyway, lets have a look at front pages those at the front pages of those newspapers. The daily mail leads with off fence with time to get off the fence over ulez, told. I think over ulez, keir told. I think keir could only get off a fence after asking a focus group if they him to get off a they wanted him to get off a fence first. The telegraph has council to double for Second Council tax to double for second home owners. The guardian leads with clear , clear with dont abandon clear, clear clean air policies. With dont abandon clear, clear clean air policies. Warn clean air policies. Warn scientists. The times have well act on every crime. Thats the act on every crime. Thats the police. The eye has a poll boost for starmer as sunak backtracks on net zero, the daily star has is not now pesky ice age killers. And those were your front pages as. Killers. And those were your front pages as. Lets have killers. And those were your front pages as. Lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail. Lewis well , its mail. Lewis well, its time to mail. Lewis well , its time to get lewis well, its time to get off the fence , told keir keir off the fence, told keir keir starmer. The fence over ulez and the court this is right after the court this is right after the court this is right after the court gave the green light to labours mayor. So the labour mayor, rishi on the ulez thing because, because a lot of these conservative councils who are not that congested, its very leafy out there, the air is quite good and they say, why do we need to do this . And its an ultra low emission zone. Makes sense in the centre of london where its congested and theres you dont want get stuck in a traffic want to get stuck in a traffic jam well as, you know, you jam as well as, you know, you want want to breathe want to, you want to breathe there. Reducing, limiting the there. So reducing, limiting the number of vehicles makes sense. But suburbs, people but out in the suburbs, people have there arent have got families. There arent the with with dirty the issues with with with dirty air also everybodys going air and also everybodys going electric are going electric all the cars are going to electric ten so to be electric in ten years. So this seems pointless thing. Jonathan, i dont disagree about that. But also when you think about the centre towns think about the centre of towns where of people where theres a lot of people from income families , from lower income families, theyre the who are going from lower income families, th absolutely. If i could drive he wouldnt let me never got a car if you let me never got me a car if you get your car i couldnt afford the pass myself but if its the bus pass myself but if its not just the centre of town is those people out there the those people out there in the leafy boroughs, need a car. Leafy boroughs, they need a car. Need car. And ive they need a car. And ive been uxbndge they need a car. And ive been uxbridge many times been to uxbridge many times because pinewood because thats what pinewood studios. Because thats what pinewood studioslndiana jones, which am filmed indiana jones, which i am in you can go if you go. In which you can go if you go. I heard the oxbridge comedians do better, but you misheard and you thought lived in thought if you lived in uxbridge, was you a boost uxbridge, it was you get a boost. Comedians its £12. 50 and. Comedians and its £12. 50 and it be said its just it needs to be said its just one more tax. And its also a way to get people you can its a way to get people you can its a way to get people you can its a way to get people out of their cars because they dont want us to have freedom and they want us to have freedom and they want us to control no cars for the peasants. If youre in the suburbs, there arent the public transport actually transport links. You actually need and youll a need a car and youll have a family probably. Yeah, you family probably. So, yeah, you need you need a car. And like need a you need a car. And like you it is a tax. This is you say, it is a tax. This is filling a hole at the heart of sadiq khans budget, which is an absolutely cataclysmic state because of lockdown, because of because of lockdown, which obviously championed which he obviously championed being but. But being a leftist. But. But lockdown , you know, starved of lockdown, you know, starved of money. Hes got to that money. Now hes got to get that money. Now hes got to get that money from so hes money from somewhere. So hes just grabbing it from the suburbs. But that doesnt mean the people there who are outside people out there who are outside london to worry about london dont have to worry about this. Coming. Its coming this. Its coming. Its coming to birmingham to manchester to birmingham to and manchester and chester to and lancaster and to chester to and lancaster and to chester to and lancaster and different places and all these different places that i the ultra low that i know the ultra low emission zone will eventually extend. Sadiq khans realm will extend to the Orkney Islands to mars. Its coming for everything. No cars for us, for the peasants . 7 no, 7 no, certainly not diesel ones. Anyway. Moving on. Whats on the front cover of the times, jonathan so heres a fun, empty promise. So well act on every crime so the Police Forces will promise to investigate every crime after years of overlooking lower level offences such as criminal damage, shoplifting, car and bike theft. So ministers want the police to drastically improve their rates for solving many these small crimes. And many of these small crimes. And theyre saying some of these crimes virtually been crimes have virtually been decriminalised. So Something Like under like shoplifting, if its under £50, it doesnt even get investigated, which is kind of interesting. So if you wanted to steal like a a steal like a triple a playstation game, pretty playstation game, you pretty much without getting any, much could without getting any, you reciproca ation. You know, reciproca ation. Thats not a bad shell. I mean, have you all experiences with the police have been good over the police have been good over the years. Ive had a couple of things stolen. Ive stolen a couple of things. Been couple of things. Never been caught ive never got my caught and ive never got my stuff back. Somebody broke into my and nicked, two and my car and nicked, like two and a worth of camera gean oh, no. And, yeah, i dont know i left it, but it know why i left it, but it wasnt. Wasnt visible or wasnt. It wasnt visible or anything. But the police, i phoned them up. I did notice darius quality videos up. Videos went up. They couldnt cared less they couldnt have cared less really. Oh so you really. They just. Oh so you werent. They were like, so you werent. They were like, so you werent reference werent a crime reference number. Its like, no, in number. Its like, no, its in colombo dust, colombo down and dust, dust, everything. Like, been everything. Ive like, been making everythings making sure everythings nothing. Nothing gets touched. You prints. You can get the prints. My first day in this country. September. Excuse me. July . Yes was years ago. I was yesterday . 23 years ago. I landed Heathrow Airport and landed at Heathrow Airport and my bag stolen. My bag was my bag was stolen. My bag was stolen. Police stolen. And i went to the police there and said, theres stolen. And i went to the police there anwe said, theres stolen. And i went to the police there anwe cansaid, theres stolen. And i went to the police there anwe cansaicaboutzs stolen. And i went to the police there anwe cansaicabout it. And nothing we can do about it. And this is the most this is the most you need the fire department, whatever it is, theres most cameras in the theres the most cameras in the entire is there . Not even entire world, is there . Not even in do have many in china. Do they have as many cameras have at heathrow . He his way to work for he was on his way to work for oxfam. Then he became a comedian after that. That was brownies in those days. That should have taught me so that should have taught me a yeah. A lesson. Yeah yeah. Your own country. Stick to your own country. Stick to your own country. Okay. Moving on. Whats on the the the front cover of the telegraph, lewis . Well, the front cover telegraph, lewis . Well, tha front cover the well, the front cover of the telegraph council tax to telegraph is council tax to double second homes this double for second homes and this is. Was is. This is. I mean, i was surprised to find out that that basically the council taxes basically they the council taxes they proposing this is the tory government proposing to double the levy of council tax that the government could provide. But the local councils want it quadrupled. I have read, which quadrupled. I have read, which is times four, that tax is higher than hunter biden. Higher than hunter biden. Its absolutely insane. And the shocking thing is, is do you know how many my son sorry, my well , who spent most of know how many my son sorry, my well, who spent most of his time with his mother . Dont hit me again. I shouldnt i never had a chance to hit you because your mother your mother hated me for seeing you. But but. But how many . How many . Second homes are there in britain . Know. 256,000. Britain . I dont know. 256,000. Thats all im asking. Very many. You dont think thats a lot . I mean, thats. Thats a quarter of a million. Thats. That means not even. Thats less than 1 of the population have a second home. Right. But so you dont think this will make a meaningful because theyre saying if we if we homes, then nobody we tax second homes, then nobody will afford a nice will be able to afford a nice second home in cornwall or scotland or wherever they they want holidays. Want to go in their holidays. Yeah. So then the locals will be will able to live in that be will be able to live in that house instead. Become more house instead. Itll become more affordable for them. Actually not true no, thats actually not true because happens is itll because what happens is itll just make it, it just make it could make it, it could the housing market. Could tank the housing market. Yeah, but point is, and yeah, but. But the point is, and also the Tourism Industry , i also the Tourism Industry, i mean, people arent going to mean, if people arent going to cornwall to live their second cornwall to live in their second homes bear in mind, people homes and bear in mind, people can home so they can can work from home so they can live extended periods live for extended periods in their home stay. Their second home and stay. Money in the theyre spending money in the local and bars and local restaurant and bars and all the of it. Then thats all the rest of it. Then thats thats to off some thats going to choke off some of tourist economy there. Of the tourist economy there. How big is the yeah. And how big is the tourist economy . Its big. The point that some point is, is that is that some places get better and some places get better and some places get better and some places get worse. Cornwall has gotten and better over gotten better and better over the yeah. Is why the years. Yeah. Which is why its expensive, which why its so expensive, which is why the to live the locals cant afford to live there and its just there anymore. And its just its the town i grew its like the town that i grew up question does this apply up in. Question does this apply to people who own third homes asking a friend . Asking for a friend . Is it the same thing . Yeah. Ask josh is. Yeah, but i mean the i mean with second homes. I mean it seems it feels like the sort of politics of envy. Yes, exactly. You cant youve yes, exactly. You cant youve got this second home. Oh, were to going take that off here. Were going to tax it off. You were going to tax it off. You were going to tax it off. You were going to tax you until the pip were going to tax you until the pip until you cant pip squeak, until you cant afford it feels, you afford trousers. It feels, you know, why cant they know, why do they why cant they just be happy for people to second homes and build homes and make rich that people second homes and build homes and makafford rich that people second homes and build homes and makafford ri homes . At people can afford first homes . Dont. We dont. Thats we dont. We dont. Thats difficult for homes. Something its difficult for homes. The something its difficult for homes. The politics thing its difficult for homes. The politics of ng its difficult for homes. The politics of envy. Itsts not the politics of envy. Its the same way that people who come country come come into a country like come into are put in the long into britain are put in the long line. It takes forever to get in. People local people, line. It takes forever to get in. Justaople local people, line. It takes forever to get in. Just want local people, line. It takes forever to get in. Just want to al people, line. It takes forever to get in. Just want to be people, line. It takes forever to get in. Just want to be nicele, line. It takes forever to get in. Just want to be nice to they just want to be nice to local people and they think, well, screw the can i say the word screw, screw, screw the screw the incomers, screw the screw the incomers, screw the screw people. Dont screw those people. They dont see that. They dont live you they dont live that you put after screw was the after a word. Screw was was the bad bit. Lewis that was the bit. Thats like, i dont xenophobic and intolerant. What theyre no, but thats what theyre thinking. These thinking. Theyre thinking these are people from london. Theyre from the second homeowners are live in london. They dont theyre in theyre not local people in truro or wherever the places are. Know, to heck with them. Okay. Okay. Moving on. Is that right . Got the end of that right . Weve got the end of the with the daily star. The section with the daily star. Jonathan, what they got in jonathan, what have they got in the cover . Daily were so the daily star lead, were the boffins a cheery new the boffins warn of a cheery new threat to humanity. Not now. Pesky ice age killers. So this is exciting than they make is less exciting than they make it apparently time it seem. So apparently time travel been mastered by a travel has been mastered by a tiny which reawaken. Tiny worm which was reawaken. And frozen, your and after being frozen, your tiny after tiny worm was reawakened. After mum viagra that time mum gave you viagra that time for estimated its for an estimated 46,000. Its a bit inappropriate, right, to talk his mother that talk about his mother that way. Yeah, least i talked to yeah, well, at least i talked to her, so. Yeah. So basically , her, so. Yeah. So basically, this tiny worm has been awoken after 46,000 years, which get back to the story and stop talking 60 like so. I mean, its talking 60 like so. I mean, its a its a magical scientific story because they didnt expect creatures to be able to survive this long in a kind of permafrost. So its a bit of a bit of a rare find. And it looks like tiny creatures can actually survive for aeons. And maybe survive for aeons. And maybe that gives us hope walt that gives us hope for walt disney, whos been frozen, right . Yeah, i mean, i should imagine the bigger creature imagine the bigger the creature is, harder it is to keep it is, the harder it is to keep it alive in ice. Yeah. Youre not to mammoth. Just to going get a mammoth. Just thaw it out and start running around. Lewis had a story about that. Well the interesting thing is, is, how did how did this worm is, is how did how did this worm suddenly become frozen . Like, and what like, instantly. And what happened is, is was captain birdseye it was bragging well, it was always bragging about he gets it from about how quick he gets it from the field the. The field to the. It was. It was. Do you know he mentioned you mentioned the mammoths, the mammoths, mammoths mammoths, all those mammoths died instantly. So much so, died like instantly. So much so, yeah, they did much so that yeah, they did so much so that when were walking when explorers were Walking Around the siberia that they let their dogs eat the frozen asteroids. So the meat was still good. So the meat was still good. It was the meat was still good because the animal had frozen in place. It wasnt like it had been laying out in the sun or whatever it was. Im hungry now. And there were thousands them and thousands of them and velikovsky. To do with velikovsky. It has to do with the and the the planets shifting and the earth going on its axis i electric universe theory. Electric universe theory. Okay , this like okay, this sounds like another conspiracy theory. Anyway, part one. Anyway, thats it for part one. Coming weve got coming up, weve got a dambusters refugee camp, lefties getting debunked and a coup in africa. See you in a couple of welcome back to headliners. Im leo kearse and im joined by Lewis Schaefer and jonathan colgan, the father and son duo. Colgan, the father and son duo. Anyway, kicking things off with the express. And people are the express. And people are upset about ritchies plans for housing, Asylum Seekers, tents , housing, Asylum Seekers, tents, overcrowding, poor sanitation. Overcrowding, poor sanitation. Sounds like a refugee camp. Jonathan it sounds like the time i got locked out of my tent at glastonbury, but okay, so major blow for rishi sunaks migrant plan. Does raf scampton plan delayed by a month . So the first group of migrants set to arrive at raf scampton in at the raf scampton in lincolnshire wont now be moved until october , according until early october, according to bbc. So the delays have to the bbc. So the delays have forced you to surveys on 14 buildings still not having been completed similarly, are completed. Similarly, there are reports officials are reports that officials are finding it difficult to find qualified professionals to oversee electricity oversee gas, water, electricity at the site. So its a real sort of admin error. Theres they cant get the right workers. Theres problems with the buildings. I think just buildings. I think ive just been have been told we actually have a couple the migrants who couple of the migrants who werent actually able to get into the raf base. Is there is there a picture of it . Yeah. There a picture of it . Yeah. Thats thats me when i was shipwrecked , i didnt know you shipwrecked, i didnt know you were going to show that picture. And thats darius. When he was my 14 year old son, he looked like hes cosplaying as aladdin. But yeah, i dont think anybody wants to at that. Anybody wants to look at that. All right. No. All right. No. All right. Back to the story. So so, yeah, so this seems like a real problem for sunak. He had great plans they seem have plans and they seem to not have worked out. This was this worked out. Was this was this predictable . We trust the predictable . Can we trust the government to make big operations like work . Operations like this work . I dont well this seems dont think so. Well this seems to every time rishi tries to to be every time rishi tries to do to tackle the issue do something to tackle the issue with migrant crossings. Were and bear in mind, were coming busy season coming into the busy season when, know seas are to when, you know seas are going to become so lots of boats are going to coming over. So he going to be coming over. So he needs to dissuade them. And part of of putting of that is instead of putting them five star hotels, put them in five star hotels, put them in five star hotels, put them in, you know, slightly less luxurious accommodation, you know, know, know, still safe, you know, meets all the meets all the requirements refugees , says. Requirements for refugees, says. But everything that he does, every step of the way, if its not, you know lefty lawyers gaming the system to get loads of and teach teach of money and teach teach cross channel migrants to cross channel migrants how to how pretend to be asylum how to pretend to be Asylum Seekers , how to how to say, oh, seekers, how to how to say, oh, ill ill get tortured if i go back. Im christian, im gay, all the rest of i mean, this all the rest of it. I mean, this just seems like another another blow for rishi. How can he how can it go . Well i mean, is something. Well i mean, this is something. The unprepared for. The countrys unprepared for. Its of emergency. Its a state of emergency. Hundreds thousands hundreds of thousands of people coming where coming into this shore and where are going to be put and so are they going to be put and so hes doing his best. I think hes doing his best. I think i think the problem is its us. Its the people who live in this country. Were too nice to people. Its the world we live in. They dont want us to be mean people. Youve got to be mean to people. Youve got to be mean to people. Youve got to be mean people to say, you cant mean to people to say, you cant come should have come in. Somebody should have told not to come told me not to come in. I wouldnt have been heartbroke by this i mean, at some point this guy. I mean, at some point you have tough love. You you need to have tough love. You need to say Lewis Schaffer, youre coming in. Yeah. Youre not coming in. Yeah. At point your and at some point stole your bag. Country has to say, you bag. A country has to say, you know, because were already seeing problems with an seeing problems with with an issue of stories ago issue a couple of stories ago with housing with not enough housing so theyre tax on theyre going to put a tax on second so people cant second homes so people cant have second homes. Maybe everybody could have second homes continually homes if we werent continually increasing with increasing the population with with cross channel migrants. But they there you yeah, but but they there you go. Everybody could then then house prices would drop and then the people who own those houses house prices would drop and then the we ple who own those houses house prices would drop and then the we dont1o own those houses house prices would drop and then the we dont want n those houses house prices would drop and then the we dont want to hose houses house prices would drop and then the we dont want to hose therses and we dont want to hurt the people who houses , their property. Maybe a solution could be. So whenever a left wing person tweets that they that we should have open borders and let everybody in and refugees are welcome. They have to take welcome. They they have to take in three refugees as well. Gary lineker took in a refugee, but she preferred being called pair. So i dont okay. Moving on. Weve got the mail and nobodys going to the shops in britain. Lewis no. Britains crumbling stores fronts, according to the daily mail, uk loses 6000 retail outlets in five years amid covid lockdowns and crippling , quote lockdowns and crippling, quote unquote, crippling Business Rates with the north and the midlands affected the worst affected and basically this is every time , every time we have every time, every time we have a story like this, i always go, its covid, but its right in the headline. Here its covid. So i dont i dont seem like a conspiracy theorist. Its covid. Its covid plus its the business rate. So its not just only covid. And im going to tell you what dont mean tell you what else. I dont mean to interrupt. Is it the internet tell you what else. I dont mean tcanderrupt. Is it the internet tell you what else. I dont mean tcand itupt. Is it the internet tell you what else. I dont mean tcand it could it the internet tell you what else. I dont mean tcand it could be the internet tell you what else. I dont mean tcand it could be also 1ternet tell you what else. I dont mean tcand it could be also the 1et . And it could be also the internet shopping online. But ill what, what else it ill tell you what, what else it is, its parking restrictions on and streets because people and on streets because people cant in people cant drive in because people cant drive. All connected , man. Its all connected, man. Its all connected, man. Its all connected, man. Its not just ulez. Its single yellows. Yellows. Single yellows. Double yellows. Yeah. Its this. Yeah. Yeah. And its this. Yeah. And i mean, jonathan, this could present a solution to part of the housing crisis if we convert these unwanted and empty shops into residential properties. That could work. What would be the funniest shop to live in . Maybe like an old. Like a first bought or something . Well, the trampolines yeah trampolines and stuff. Yeah i guess you could take the stuff out. Mean, part of out. But yeah, i mean, part of the conversion to residential residential involve residential use might involve taking the shop stock out. Dont know. I mean, it i dont know. I mean, it would interesting. Would be interesting. I live in a journey with people staring you but people staring at, you know, but they that. They did that. They that. I dont know they did that. I dont know when did that, but in my when they did that, but in my neighbourhood and in nunhead and in southeast london is like every shop was, every every other shop was, every other was a shop that other house was a shop that they put a place in. Put that they put a place in. Its very unattractive. The guardian now and anyway, the guardian now and left people have for some left wing people have for some reason decided that reason suddenly decided that closing peoples accounts closing peoples Bank Accounts is jonathan thats weird, is bad. Jonathan thats weird, that isnt it . A communist until everyones a communist until they start patreon account or they start a patreon account or something, gina miller something, right . Gina miller voiced fear for democracy voiced his fear for democracy over closure of her partys bank account. The anti brexit account. So the anti Brexit Campaigner gina miller has said we a functioning we dont have a functioning democracy if political democracy if new Political Parties access banking parties cannot access banking services. After she was told her own partys account would be closed. So her party, which is called the true and true and fair party, thats a great name for a party thats like calling your baby the evil and corrupt party. Exactly. I mean, party. Yeah, exactly. I mean, thats calling your thats like calling your babysitters non diddler babysitters the non diddler community. If its community. I dont know if its not a good name, but she has basically said that she has been denied multiple banks the denied from multiple banks the opportunity a Bank Opportunity to open a bank account. Recently it came account. Most recently it came with, want to say monzo. Im with, i want to say monzo. Im not. It was it was monzo. Yeah. Not. It was it was monzo. Yeah. And she couldnt have and apparently she couldnt have an account because they dont do political but her whole Political Parties. But her whole argument can argument is, well, how can a dissenting new political dissenting or a new Political Party ever if they cant get party ever run if they cant get a bank account when it was involved with reclaim another Political Party . I mean, it was an absolute nightmare getting getting banking political banking and obviously Political Parties you need parties need banking. You need you need somewhere to put the put money for your put the money and pay for your campaign stuff. But but this is, i think, a far more interesting story because first of all, its a libertarian question. Should a bank be forced to open up accounts for people . And its accounts for people . And its not its not like the nigel farage story where somebody where she was basically banned because they didnt want political any Political Parties there any Political Parties there any Political Party where nigel farage was because of what he said and specific opinions and they were spying on him. And also with nigel farage, they leaked. They were they they leaked. They were indiscreet information indiscreet with his information , which is a huge breach of data confidentiality. And that with natwest. And that was with natwest. And think we need to keep in and i think we need to keep in mind theres another mind because theres another story about the bud light situation that natwest situation in that that natwest i dont want to hype focus on this , but natwest needs to be punished. They need people. I have stopped banking with n atwe st. Natwest. Well , thats not punishment. Well, thats not punishment. I mean, somebody else is going to a liability. To give you a liability. Okay. To give you a liability. Ilkay. I had an account, but i was. I had an account, but inever i was. I had an account, but i never use it. But there was no money yet. But can i just say one thing . This i think very interesting is that gina millers nigel millers been dogging nigel farage he was going to call, farage for he was going to call, thought it was just going to be a. After. Is it am i allowed to say that . Is that i dont know how you found either. Did you turn found out either. Did you turn up in a car park . Thats how i was i think thats how i was conceived. Because. Because she was an anti brexit person, basically anti brexit person, basically following anti brexit person, basically follov she saw nigel farage think she saw nigel farage getting a lot of attention from this. She thought, got this. And she thought, oh, i got attention let me speak out. This. And she thought, oh, i got atte|also let me speak out. This. And she thought, oh, i got atte|also whatsme speak out. This. And she thought, oh, i got atte|also whats interesting ut. And also whats interesting about is when nigel farage, about this is when nigel farage, when de banking all the when he was de banking all the all the left wing people were were ecstatic. Yeah. On twitter, you know, they about the they didnt care about the principles of somebody having access to such a basic service thats for day day thats required for day to day life. They couldnt get enough of thought was of it. They thought it was brilliant. Was brilliant. When gina miller was de banking nigel and de banking nigel farage and everybody came out everybody on the right came out and terrible. And said no, this is terrible. And because people on the and thats because people on the right have got principles. Oh, weve got principles as well to put in Bank Accounts. Anyway, moving on, weve got the theres been the times now, and theres been a africa. I know. Ive a coup in africa. I know. Ive got an accent, but by coup, i mean military insurrection. Ian not speaking of not a shaggy bovine speaking of shaggy got this shaggy bovines, youve got this one. Lewis shaggy b0vines, youve got this one. Lewis yeah, shaggy bovines, youve got this one. Lewis yeah, well, this is a story that i think is story that i that i think is above grade to actually above our pay grade to actually figure out. It takes place in africa, which a million away. Which is a million miles away. Its a niger, but it relates to europe, it relates to europe. Because was head because this guy who was head this president barroso of niger, which is right above nigeria or above some of these countries, ghana, and they they they had a coup , which is such an old coup, which is such an old school thing. We havent had a coupin school thing. We havent had a coup in a very long time. This kind of coup, the last coup, we were going to have was were almost going to have was when the wagner group or the wagner group went up to russia to kick that guy out. And this is where the weirdness comes in. There was a short lived coup, wasnt it . An exciting day wasnt it . Its an exciting day in russias involved in russias russias involved russias totally involved. The guy was so that the guy who was leading against in leading the coup against in niger was led and backed by the russians and the wagner group and it looks like the head of the wagner group pachinko pachinko pushing whats his name, i forget his name. Prigozhin prigozhin , an prigozhin prigozhin, an prigozhin prigozhin, an prigozhin is back in the good graces of. Graces of. Well, of course. I mean, thats africa is where the Central African republic and all these places where russia will these places where russia will the wagner group specifically make so much money, not just propping up dictators, but also also looting the country. They control gold mines, mineral mines , all kinds of concerns. So mines, all kinds of concerns. So its not so much the nation state building. Its more getting access to the resources that are already there or is there is there an advantage to having a sort of a friendly leader there . Friendly yeah, theres definitely an advantage. And whats interesting about whats whats interesting about niger other other niger and also other other countries such as mali, where wagner have been fighting and been, know , destabilising been, you know, destabilising governments , is that so france governments, is that so france was the sort of still the sort of colonial power in niger and a lot of and a lot of african countries, Central African countries, Central African countries. And then russia has countries. And then russia has come in to sort of oust france. Come in to sort of oust france. And, you know, you saw yesterday putins offering them loads of grain and all kinds of stuff and, you know, bought the president of zimbabwe helicopter. Yeah. And they had a meeting. The russians have had a meeting with with these african countries, 17 of them turn up. So those are 17 countries that are not kind of on our side. And are not kind of on our side. And are we allowed to say that its the beginning of the third world war . Yeah. You heard it here first, folks. Coming up. Thats it anyway, coming up. Thats it for now. Stay tuned for burning quran racist cops and a ban on meal deals. Dont go away. Meal deals. Dont go away. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Im Jonathan Vautrey here with your latest gb news Weather Forecast provided by the met office. Hope youre able to enjoy some of the sunniest spells we did see around today. But into the weekend there increasing weekend there is the increasing chance that we see some showers and is all thanks to this and that is all thanks to this area low pressure. That is area of low pressure. That is pushing the pushing its way in from the north west. Isobars north west. Those isobars squeezing well squeezing together. So well turn into the turn quite blustery into the weekend as well. And those frontal that saw frontal systems that you saw bringing of showers bringing in swathes of showers first thing the overnight first thing during the overnight penod first thing during the overnight period western period for parts of western scotland down into Northern England wales. Also the england and wales. Also the potential another potential for another band pushing across southeast england, uncertainty england, just some uncertainty regards to the positioning of that some that one. But definitely some heavy possible heavy pulses of rain possible first saturday. Not first thing on saturday. Not going be a cold night at all. Going to be a cold night at all. Actually pretty mild the actually pretty mild in the southeast, fresher southeast, but slightly fresher further west, lows further towards the west, lows of around 12 to 13 c on saturday, then turns into a day of sunshine and showers for the vast majority of us, particularly for Northern Ireland western scotland. Ireland and western scotland. Thats see the most thats where well see the most frequent potential for frequent showers potential for those heavy some those to turn heavy with some hail as well, hail and thunderstorms as well, with those blustery winds, though, all areas, those though, across all areas, those showers be pushing through showers will be pushing through relatively quickly. So still some spells around some sunny spells around and in that climbing highs that sunshine climbing to highs between 19 and 24 c. But main low Pressure Centre stays with us through sunday well. Some us through sunday as well. Some heavier southern heavier showers for southern scotland northern scotland down into Northern England. Then focusing england. But were then focusing our this of our attention on this area of rain to start rain thats going to start pushing way in from the pushing its way in from the southwest watch southwest again. Got to watch the exact timings of that, but certainly could turn quite damp for southwest england certainly could turn quite damp for on. Southwest england certainly could turn quite damp for on. Furthernest england certainly could turn quite damp for on. Further showers land certainly could turn quite damp for on. Further showers into later on. Further showers into the well. Thats all the new week as well. Thats all for now. Bye bye. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. And lets get straight back into it with the Financial Times. And the quran is being burned, burnt in sweden. But it should be fine. Islam is the religion of peace. Jonathan oh, lordy, yes. It looks like the swedes are trying to burn more books than brian jones. Swedish Prime Minister jones. So swedish Prime MinisterUlf Kristersson has said that hes extremely worried about the consequences if more demonstrations go ahead, which the quran desecrated amid the quran is desecrated amid growing muslim anger at a series of attacks on islams holy book. So is a worry that the so this is a worry that the swedish Prime Minister has not just fearing just because of his fearing local retaliation , hes also local retaliation, hes also fearing how thats going to affect swedens standing the affect swedens standing in the kind of Global Political arena. So sweden are worried about what turkey are going to think of this because they need. Sorry, this because they need. Sorry, one second. Who needs turkey needs swedens backing or sweden needs swedens backing or sweden needs turkeys backing. Sweden is turkeys backing to join . Yes, i thought. How sweden not in it. I think its already been okayed. I i think its already been okayed. I think turkey came out and said, yeah, no, were going to do it okay theyre to do it now. Okay theyre leaning. Theyre away leaning. Theyre pivoting away from yeah. I mean, from russia. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, turkeys this turkeys not happy about this quran imagine. Quran burning. I can imagine. Also, had the also, theyve just had the election so the election in turkey. So the erdogan, leader there, erdogan, the leader there, doesnt to worry about what doesnt need to worry about what people think of much. People think of him so much. Has happened. So this has already happened. So this is a its a non story. Its not. Its not quite no, its not. Its not quite a story. I mean, theres a long story. I mean, theres certainly theres certainly repercussions embassies repercussions to embassies around the world. And weve seen the embassy iraq the Swedish Embassy in iraq getting and destroyed. They said that part of they said that was part of a Russian Disinformation Campaign to look like it was the to make it look like it was the government of government and sort of encouraging so this is what encouraging it. So this is what this is what the swedish Prime Minister louis hes minister is saying, louis hes saying are russian saying that these are russian agents essentially who are sowing by by by sowing discord by by by pretending to be swedish people or encouraging people to or encouraging swedish people to burn quran. Interesting. Burn the quran. Oh, interesting. Might be true, well, that might be true, too. The fact the fact is, too. But the fact the fact is, is that that you have to apply to the government to burn the quran oh, yeah. So this isnt like some random person who just shows up and says, im going to burn the quran. So youve got to get your quran burning. Got it. You got to get a licence from it. And they say theres nothing they about it because they can do about it because its free speech when the truth is, is they could even you know, this is such important thing. This is such an important thing. I what you say. I i dont care what you say. I dont think dont think dont think the i dont think the are acting the muslims are acting irrationally this. I think irrationally about this. I think its provocative. And i think i think sweden. You dont think theyre rationally theyre acting rationally or irrationally, theyre acting rationally or irratiyou. Ly, theyre acting rationally or irratiyou. Ly, is normal to just see, you think is normal to just go down an embassy go and burn down an embassy because set fire to because somebody set fire to a book. Well, whatd you if they well, whatd you do if they if burned fountainhead if they burned the fountainhead or you do then, leo, or what would you do then, leo, would you tear down a im not sure what the fountainhead is. I mean, not im mean, personally, im not im not rand. Not mad at rand. Ayn rand. Ayn rand. I thought you liked han run games and somebody burnt one games and if somebody burnt one of id just like, fine. Of them, id just be like, fine. A playstation four you burnt a playstation four game, you know what i mean . I dont. Im not that worked up about youre comparing about it. No, youre comparing part pluralistic, liberal part of a pluralistic, liberal democracy. Either democracy. You can either decide, to part decide, hey, i want to be part of pluralistic, liberal of this pluralistic, liberal democracy dont kill democracy where we dont kill people burning the quran, or people for burning the quran, or ill live in, you know, ill go and live in, you know, saudi arabia or one those saudi arabia or one of those frictionless utopia where the rules in are followed. And no, you are wrong. Wrong wrong. At end the day, we wrong. At the end of the day, we need to people those people who are burning the are upset about burning the muslims burning the muslims because burning the muslims because burning the muslims the quran care muslims burning the quran care about and stopped muslims burning the quran care about and and stopped muslims burning the quran care about and an stopped stopped muslims burning the quran care about and an stopped caringd caring and we stopped caring when down when they when they tore down when they tore statues in this tore down statues in this country people care. We country, people didnt care. We should cared. I cared. Should have cared. I cared. I cared, too. But we all should have cared. When they start tearing, start, we tearing, when they start, we should stopped at the point should have stopped at the point of actually people and of actually killing people and burning stoning burning people and stoning people. People to death. I know. Did you see i dont know. Did you see that . That would that . No, because that would have next thing from happening. No, thats absolute nonsense i anyway, were moving on. Weve financial weve got the Financial Times now. 2020, was now. And in 2020, there was a scandal as the democrats buried the biden story the hunter biden laptop story and stopped it, derailing his fathers election bid. Do you fathers election bid. Do you think they can do again . Think they can do it again . Louis well, know what . Louis well, you know what . This is one of the most common and yet simple stories about biden has about what hunter biden has done. Explained to done. It cannot be explained to people know. But people who dont know. But basically he was a bag man. He was carrying around money from the china. Hes the ukraine and china. Hes carrying of carrying around another kind of bag giving another bag as well and giving another and and stuff. Is that and drugs and stuff. Is that what youre about . Drugs what youre talking about . Drugs and money to his dad . And giving money to his dad . Yeah. And the department of Justice America , they put justice in america, they put they pressed charges against him and he should be going down, down, down. But instead they made a sweetheart deal and they basically let him get off. And so what happened is with the sweetheart deal, they to sweetheart deal, they had to take it in front of take they take it in front of a judge and judge said this. Judge and the judge said this. This an embarrassment this is such an embarrassment that i cannot let this that even i cannot let this thing go through. You go back and you cut this deal again. Yeah. And thats amazing. A yeah. And thats amazing. A judge and a democrat controlled country with a democrat controlled media democrat controlled media and democrat controlled media and democrat controlled establishment still pushed the pushed back against the established agent and said, no, im pushing this plea im not pushing this plea deal through. Sounds through. And it sounds crazy like louis like hes like louis sounds like hes a conspiracy theorist there. But actually, time , this one actually, this time, this one time, not the house time, hes not the House Oversight committee as investigated money going into the accounts of biden family members, some of them whove whove done nothing to receive that money. Some of them are, you know , too young to do you know, too young to do anything to receive the money. Yeah. Theyve uncovered pretty, pretty egregious evidence of corruption. Corruption. Youre telling me the dems arent all the all the good things that people say they are shocking. Shocking. Okay, moving on. Mps have found a novel way of making everyone thinner, banning food. Everyone thinner, banning food. Its great to see politicians borrowing ideas from north korea. Yes, theyre calling kitchens ultra low eating zones. Its ultra low eating zones. Its pretty clever. And this kind of, pretty clever. And this kind of, you know, government meddling is. Thank you know, government meddling is. Thank you. Its quite is. Thank you. Its quite despicable, really. So cook at home meal deals should be banned to tackle obesity. So some people say and these are the environment, food and Rural Affairs committee, a less attractive group. You will not meet them. Theyve called on ministers to make the move as part of a plan, a broader crackdown on junk food promotions. This sort of promotions. So this sort of wimpy little group have decided that supermarkets such as Marks Spencers and tesco , etcetera, spencers and tesco, etcetera, etcetera, shouldnt be allowed to sell their at home meal to sell their cook at home meal deals as marks and deals such as marks and spencers range and spencers dining range and tescos dinner for to promotion. So what they want to do is they want impose their miserable want to impose their miserable lives on you and tell you lives to on you and tell you what you cant do in your own kitchen. You want. They kitchen. You if you want. They dont want you to. They dont trust you. Dont trust you trust you. They dont trust you with shopping. With your shopping. You the main they say if you have the main the and everything, then the side and everything, then its many calories. Well, its too many calories. Well, how do they know how many calories get obese . Calories youll get obese . Maybe. My maybe. Maybe this is my cheat day. But bagging for day. But if im bagging for three day, what they three hours a day, what they dont im doing. Dont know why im doing. Be running around. I could be running around. I could be sprinting. I could be i mean, im obviously im fat and its disgusting. He tells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 sgusting. He tells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 haveing. He tells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 have toi. He tells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 have to eat he tells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 have to eat meattells me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 have to eat meat all; me mean, im obviously im fat and its 11 have to eat meat all day, and i have to eat meat all day, but, like, why shouldnt i be able to shop and eat what i want . Dont tell me what to do. Youre youve some youre youve got some strongly opinions calories. Well, do. And if theyre well, i do. And if theyre including home meal including and cook at home meal deals arent cook at home deals which arent cook at home like sandwiches and chips and whatever i i dont eat that whatever i mean i dont eat that stuff shouldnt eat that stuff and you shouldnt eat that stuff. Stuff is low stuff. That stuff is low protein. It high it. Isnt protein. It is high in it. Isnt that actually that high fat. That actually that high in fat. High sugar. It is high in high in sugar. But it is high in salt and sugar. Let me just lets try and squeeze in lets just try and squeeze in this this story, because i think its important. The daily mail weve got the daily mail now and light has gone so woke and bud light has gone so woke and bud light has gone so woke and broke that theyre having and so broke that theyre having to of people. To fire hundreds of people. Hopefully transition to hopefully theyll transition to a yeah, well, a new career. Luce yeah, well, this should happen. Should happen a this should happen to a natwest, Anheuser Busch this should happen to a natwest,Anheuser Busch lay natwest, Anheuser Busch to lay off hundreds after off hundreds of employees after bud dylan bud light and Dylan Mulvaney disaster and Anheuser Busch is the light. The Parent Company of bud light. Bud light. Think bud light. But i think Anheuser Busch is owned by inbev or its owned by even or something. Its owned by even bigger. And so bigger. Ab inbev is. And so theyre of 2 the theyre letting go of 2 of the workforce, which actually workforce, which is actually stronger bud light, 2, stronger than bud light, 2, which is which is about 380 people. And it should be noted that with Companies Like this, people dont know who runs these companies. They have they dont have somebody whos like a boss, an old wizened guy like looks like me, but not me. Who knows stuff, whos been around the beer business forever. They hire beer business forever. They hire some young girl out of harvard university, some mba graduate, some mba, and theyre called a product manager. Yeah. And theyre basically theyre told to do something and they go out and do it. And this young girl who. Young woman. Sorry she she basically said we have to get our esg score up. Yeah. Okay environmental, social and governance. Governance. Governance. Right. And thats why they hire Dylan Mulvaney, who is was a woman , a delayed who is was a woman, a delayed woman going to be a woman . Woman going to be a woman . Always a woman. A woman. More than a woman. More than a i mean, i mean, this this shows that this woke stuff, esg, they try and do the right thing. They try to say, oh, if we put enough transgender people in the adverts, that means well be really good and well get good really good and well get a good score can borrow money score and we can borrow money more from vanguard or more cheaply from vanguard or blackrock whatever. Blackrock or whatever. The big credit. Is. But credit. Yes credit bank is. But actually can really damage actually it can really damage the business the where the business to the point where theyre having lay off theyre having to lay off employees theyve lost their places. The number most people the number the most people have on them. Just have turned on them. Just interrupt the interrupt you. The most important thing. Sorry, sorry the most. Being rude. No, go the most. Im being rude. No, go for it. The important thing for it. The most important thing is fact that there was a is the fact that there was a fight back by americans who said we are going to punish bud light for this. And jonathan, quickly and jonathan, just quickly before break, i thought before we go to break, i thought you had something to say. Thats all. Thats all for part three. But coming up in the final and funniest section , weve got funniest section, weve got womens football. A flop for zuckerberg and cars that can predict future. See you in a predict the future. See you in a couple of minutes. So. Nice. Welcome back to headliners kicking things off with the telegraph and women are discriminate against in football and not just by their skill level. Louis mate mate yeah. Louis mate mate yeah. Louis mate mate yeah. Wait till i say what im going to say and ive got to be on my best behaviour because my, my girlfriend and wife partner or whatever she is, she just, she thinks thats your best she just thinks thats your best behaviour be referred, you behaviour to be referred, you know, she prefers i pick know, she prefers that i pick one those things and one of those things and that sounds ambiguous it. Sounds so ambiguous about it. Anyway according the anyway according to the telegraph, discrimination against football at an against women in football at an all high and so this is all time high and so this is a survey that was done by women in football, which is i guess women who are they sound like they wouldnt have a bias. Yeah, they wouldnt have a bias. Yeah, they wouldnt have a bias. Yeah, they wouldnt have bias. Wouldnt wouldnt have a bias. Wouldnt be a problem. They be looking for a problem. They said solve. They asked women said to solve. They asked women who are football, they said, who are in football, they said, are are is there more are are are is there more sexism, sexual harassment, derogatory comments on ability based gender, whatever it is. Have you have you experienced this . And 82 said yes, which just shows that that women love to complain. Well it also shows that 18 are ugly. Jonathan, what boom, boom . I jonathan, what boom, boom . I just said that to get you into trouble with your with your into trouble. Good. It worked. Good. It worked. Good. It worked. Im a big believer that women footballers should be paid exactly the same as men. Male plumbers, footballers. Male plumbers, footballers. Male plumbers, footballers. No, i wouldnt. I wouldnt watch it. Im its for the proles. This is not women. No, this is not women. This is not women playing the game. This is women playing the game. This is women who are like, working behind the scenes, doing camera work , doing scenes, doing camera work, doing linespeople. Yeah and obviously, i mean, sexism and harassment and stuff is, is bad , however. Bad, however. But that doesnt happen just in football jokes with crack aboutis in football jokes with crack about is its obviously terrible so its good theyre taking steps to wipe it out. Weve got the mail moving on weve got the mail now scientists are now and scientists are developing cars developing technology for cars based on mystic meg. Jonathan yeah, is kind of cool. Yeah, this is kind of cool. Daily mail so and the daily mail connected will able to connected cars will be able to predict blackspots predict accident blackspots before and so before a crash happens. And so vehicles connected the vehicles connected to the internet used to predict internet can be used to predict where will internet can be used to predict wh before will internet can be used to predict wh before any will internet can be used to predict wh before any collisions will internet can be used to predict wh before any collisions takell be before any collisions take place, according to a new report. So this is interesting. So it takes the data generated about various manoeuvres, such as harsh or harsh braking or skidding or like weird corners and then basically skidding. Something that is that something that happens your pants when you happens in your pants when you when a real bad when you have a yeah, a real bad skid. Skid. So so basically this so yeah. So basically this allows highway engineers to kind of out potential issues. Of work out potential issues. Its and its quite its all data led and its quite futuristic. Want say i its futuristic. I want to say i its not, but it probably it not, but it probably is. It probably will and this probably will be. And this essentially is pre crime, but for incidents. So yeah, for driving incidents. So yeah, now what this is with this story is a guy his name is his name is andy graham of white willow consulting give he he basically wants to control the data and get the government to pay for providing the data which is basically cars connecting to the internet where they know where we are, whether they control our our freedom and they can turn your car off any time, turn a car off. Its basically very scary stuff. And it hasnt happened yet, could happen. Yet, but it could happen. And this is why we dont want to good old trusty to lose our good old trusty petrol and engines petrol and diesel engines because you cant turn them off from skynet. Moving on, weve from skynet. Moving on, weve got the telegraph now and Mark Zuckerberg launched threads as a text based version of instagram , it turns out people arent , but it turns out people arent interested people interested in reading. People describe lunches. Describe their lunches. Yeah, this is this is i yeah, well, this is this is i youre going to use use a joke which is twitter killer threads attempt at a joke. I wasnt attempt at a joke. I wasnt thank you thank you for the live review is this go on twitter no particular joke review is this go on twitter no particularjoke because i came up with a joke myself. Twitter killer threads is struggling to keep people interested. Mark zuckerberg admits. Right. Thats zuckerberg admits. Right. Thats what he said. And i said that threads is hanging on by a thread. Oh, right. Isnt that what you said before . No, no , what you said before . No, no, but thats a thats a proper joke. Joke. The story, please. The story is that is that is that Mark Zuckerberg saw a weakness in twitter run by elon musk and hes quickly hired 150 million users because its tied to instagram. So anybody with an instagram. So anybody with an instagram account, which is obviously a very popular social media app, can then like port onto onto threads this new twitter, theres no barrier to entry loads and loads of people did it, but now those numbers are really dropping off hard so its less than half or something. People dont need more social media. We all hate it. Weve already got twitter, weve got instagram. We just dont need another one. Exactly. And twitter. I mean, the launching threads the reason for launching threads was of was the twitter is full of arguments. Elon musk is to arguments. Elon musk is made to me. Turns the me. It turns out the unpleasantness in the arguments is what it compelling. Is what makes it compelling. Totally it worth thats totally makes it worth going thats totally makes it worth goiipeople an argument. People want an argument. Thats im. No, they dont. Thats why im. No, they dont. Thats why im. No, they dont. Thats why im. No, they dont. Thats why getting married. Thats why im getting married. On. Weve got anyway, moving on. Weve got the telegraph, which bad news the telegraph, which is bad news for young men who want to lose their virginity. Might never their virginity. You might never have jonathan i mean, that have to. Jonathan i mean, that cuts quite quickly. Cuts me quite quickly. Is very good yeah, jonathan is very good looking on this. Im okay. Call in if youre looking in person. I think on the screen but i think on the screen hes better looking. Hes even better looking. Fat here. I look fat here. I look fat here. I look fat here. I prefer to george i, i prefer to george michael, but looks. It looks good. Hes got beautiful eyes. Hes got beautiful eyes. I look like a young tony blair. Is that something young, like yeah. So the old like 714 . Yeah. Okay. So the old story is virgin induced by story is virgin birth induced by scientists first time scientists for the first time could save endangered could help save endangered species. And short species. So the long and short of fruit flies have of it is some fruit flies have been genetically engineered so that they can actually procreate without say, sexual without, what can i say, sexual interaction in what you just did . Yeah, fair enough. Without banging. So basically that is really for species that really good for species that dont have risk of being dont have that risk of being extinct and they can just do it in a lab. Like how louis conceived me. So in a lab, get some some species , you know, you some some species, you know, you get they get so few. Theres the i cant remember theres a weird sort of tiger looking thing and there was only one left. So they couldnt procreate. Well, thats what theyre trying to do. Theyre trying to make single species. This is what they say they do. But theyre to where is the theyre going to where is the money . Isnt helping money . The money isnt helping women and men women get pregnant. And men people get pregnant. Where therell be no thats where therell be no more men. Thats where the money theyre going move to, theyre going to move this to, on the human waste. On on to the human waste. Such a non story. But this is such a non story. But can i tell you, this is a non story. This could mean that we were men are redundant. Men are needed you know, watch needed for you know, watch tv. Are redundant. We are redundant. We are redundant. Come on. They can just get sperm. They can have sex with anybody to the thing anybody they want to the thing that found interesting that i found interesting and wait get into trouble wait for me to get into trouble over they were doing this over this, they were doing this on fruit flies and fruit flies live for about about 40 live for about for 80 about 40 days, for about 80 days. Days, live for about 80 days. And what found out about and so what they found out about these types of fruit is these types of fruit flies is they have parthenogenic genesis. After 40 days, they basically they days they they reach 40 days and they think coming to think nobodys coming along to impregnate me. So ill do it myself, is very to myself, which is very similar to the the western women work the way the western women work anyway. Think the wait 40 i dont think the wait 40 days, but anyway, 40. They for 40, 40 years. They do it for 40, 40 years. At 40, the show is nearly over. At 40, the show is nearly over. So lets take another quick look at saturdays front pages. Look at saturdays front pages. The daily mail leads with time to get off the fence over ulez , to get off the fence over ulez, keir told the telegraph leads with council tax to double for second home owners. The guardian has dont abandon clean air policies. Warn scientists. The policies. Warn scientists. The times has will act on every crime, say the police. The ai crime, say the police. The ai has pulled boost for starmer as sunak backtracks on net zero. The daily star has not no pesky ice age killers. And those were your front pages. And thats all we have time for. Your front pages. And thats all we have time for. Thank you to we have time for. Thank you to my guest, Lewis Schaffer, and jonathan colgan. And were back tomorrow at 11 pm. My birthday was televised violence with andrew doyle Lewis Schaffer and paul if youre watching paul cox. And if youre watching at 5 am, please stay tuned for the Breakfast Show which is coming up just this break. Coming up just after this break. And worry, that was a and dont worry, that was a stage slap, assure you. Stage slap, i can assure you. The father son relationship is fine. Goodbye fetch. Fine. Goodbye fetch. The temperatures rising. The temperatures rising. Boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Hello there. Im Jonathan Vautrey here with your latest gb news Weather Forecast provided by the met office. Hope youre able to enjoy some of the sunnier spells we did see around today. But into weekend there is the into the weekend there is the increasing that we increasing chance that we see some and is all some showers and that is all thanks this area of low thanks to this area of low pressure that is pushing its way in the northwest, those in from the northwest, those isobars together. So isobars squeezing together. So well turn quite into well turn quite blustery into the well. And those the weekend as well. And those frontal that you saw frontal systems that you saw bringing showers, bringing in swathes of showers, first overnight first thing during the overnight penod first thing during the overnight period of western period for parts of western scotland into northern scotland down into Northern England also england and wales. Also the potential for another band pushing southeast potential for another band pushing just southeast potential for another band pushing just some heast potential for another band pushing just some uncertainty england, just some uncertainty in the positioning of in regards to the positioning of that definitely some that one, but definitely some heavy pulses rain possible. Heavy pulses of rain possible. First thing on saturday. Not going a night all. Going to be a cold night at all. Actually pretty mild in the southeast , slightly fresher southeast, but slightly fresher further towards the west, lows of around 13 c. Saturday of around 12 to 13 c. Saturday then turns into a day of sunshine and showers for the vast majority of us, particularly for Northern Ireland and western scotland. Thats well see the most thats where well see the most frequent potential frequent showers potential for those turn with some those to turn heavy with some hail as well. Hail and thunderstorms as well. With blustery winds, hail and thunderstorms as well. With across stery winds, hail and thunderstorms as well. With across ally winds, hail and thunderstorms as well. With across all areas, s, hail and thunderstorms as well. With across all areas, those though, across all areas, those showers will be pushing through relatively quickly. So still some sunny spells around and in that climbing to highs that sunshine climbing to highs between 19 and 24 c. That main low Pressure Centre stays with us through sunday as well. Some heavier showers for southern scotland northern scotland down into Northern England. Focusing england. But were then focusing our area of our attention on this area of rain to going start rain thats to going start pushing the pushing its way in from the south west again. To watch south west again. Got to watch the timings of but the exact timings of that, but certainly could turn quite damp for wales, england for wales, South West England later showers into later on. Further showers into the as well. Thats all the new week as well. Thats all for. For now. Bye bye. The temperatures rising. The temperatures rising. Boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news two. Congrats to nigel farage as voted by you as the nations best news presenter at the prestigious tric awards. Iam i am laurence fox. Coming up, how manly should a man be . Is andrew tate the ideal that you mere mortals should be looking up to . Or is the kinda more gentle man the true alpha of the pack then in have the courts pushed through the ulez expansion in london . Surprise, surprise. But what does this mean for you at home in sheffield , newcastle and sheffield, newcastle and bradford is it coming to a city near you . So we debate why you should be worried. Plus fox on the spot is back. You send me your questions mostly annoying and i will answer them. Then you ask me the inbox is open. Vaiews gbnews. Com or tweet me at fox or at gb news. Thats all coming up after the latest news headunes coming up after the latest News Headlines with tatiana sanchez. Headlines with tatiana sanchez. Lawrence, thank you very much and good evening. This is the latest from the gb newsroom plans to move 2000 migrants to raf scampton in lincolnshire have been delayed until october. Officials had indicated the first group would