Classroom. And finally, in classroom. And finally, in cricket. England have beaten cricket. England have beaten australia by 49 runs in the fifth ashes test to secure a22 series draw. Stuart broad got the fairytale finish he wanted by taking the last two wickets as he heads into retirement with as he heads into retirement with a 49 run win. It makes sure that ben stokess side levelled the series all out for 334. Youre with gb news across the uk on tv, in your car, on Digital Radio and on your Smart Speaker by asking play gb news you with gb news. Britains news. Gb news. Britains news. Channel hello and welcome to headliners and if youve got a Smart Speaker, it should know to listen to gb news without being told. We will now present the next days newspaper with three comedians. Im simon evans joining me tonight. Two of my colleagues, eligible bachelor nick dixon and a man whos been off the market so long you cant even check value zoopla. Even check his value on zoopla. Thats howie. And yet you thats josh howie. And yet you both remarkable. Well, with both look remarkable. Well, with your chosen trajectories through life. Thank you so, so much. Thank you so, so much. Thank you so, so much. Ive been off with the china virus. The china virus. But hes back. Im back. Yeah. Feeling a bit weird . Its kind of weird. Is it . You. When youre off is it . When you. When youre off for a bit. Think youve overestimated i think youve overestimated the had you. The impact its had on you. Really . Yeah. Ive hardly noļ¬ced really . Yeah. Ive hardly noticed any. Detached from all detached from the quotidian, the quotidian, vicissitudes of the workplace. Quotidian, vicissitudes of the worwell,a. Quotidian, vicissitudes of the worwell, thats something well, thats something i wouldnt heard say wouldnt have heard you say before. Changed. It before. So ive changed. It sounds like its enhanced your vocabulary. Lets have vocabulary. Anyway, lets have a look the front the look at the front pages. The daily kick off shut daily mail kick us off with shut down picture of stuart down and a picture of stuart broad congratulating his child. There the telegraph lockdown harmed nearly half of all children , as well as our very children, as well as our very own nick dixon. The i as own nick dixon. The i as i weapons will pose risk to humanity. That story rumbles on broad delivers fairy tale finale. There will be covering that shortly the guardian dismay as Prime Minister vows to max out uk fossil fuel reserves. The daily express banks warned you cant rip off savers any more. The banks getting it in the chops from all directions at the moment and the daily star finally , im keeping hold of my finally, im keeping hold of my choppen finally, im keeping hold of my chopper. That is, of course, rishi sunak. Well, those were rishi sunak. Well, those were your front pages as. So so we will kick off with the guardian i josh yeah. Dismay as pm vows to max out uk fossil fuel reserves. So we knew this was coming. So we knew this was coming. He announced it this morning and critics of this policy are saying that this could have a wrecking ball through to climate commitments because its not that individually it would make that individually it would make that much of a difference. But the idea is that that we blinked first in the west. We reached first in the west. We reached a little bit of pain and suddenly were like, oh, you know what . Forget it all. It was a bad idea. And then the other western countries would take note. And then also would of go then also that would sort of go down economic hill. Down the economic hill. And do you feel that thats plausible, america, plausible, that america, for instance, take our lead instance, might take our lead from that . I theyve well, no, i think theyve well, theyve a different economic theyve got a different Economic Policy theyve much policy or theyve gone much further. A lot of further. So i think a lot of their invested a huge their theyve invested a huge amount of in the whole amount of money in the whole renewables thing. The thing renewables thing. The only thing that i would say about this is that i would say about this is that i would say about this is that i that was that i wish that there was more confirmation about where the money was going to be going or where profits were. And where the profits were. And i would argue to put it would argue that to put it towards renewables or nuclear would more sense because would make more sense because then if that would lower the parts of the energy bills that we pay that go on these like green taxes, then i think people could get behind if green taxes, then i think people coulcould get behind if green taxes, then i think people coulcould see at behind if green taxes, then i think people coulcould see like,hind if green taxes, then i think people coulcould see like, ohi if green taxes, then i think people coulcould see like, oh yeah, you could see like, oh yeah, were to this money were going to use this money now thats made to then now thats thats made to then help us for the future. That help us out for the future. That makes to me. Anyway. Makes sense to me. Anyway. What you think, nick . What do you think, nick . I mean, they obviously see a sense that government wants to that the government wants to remain in power the main remain in power is the main issue, it . Remain in power is the main isslthats it . Remain in power is the main isslthats what took from it. Thats what i took from it. Yeah. Its a smart move that yeah. Its a smart move in that sense. Realised we might sense. Hes realised we might want elected and these want to get elected and these things unpopular. Net things are very unpopular. Net zero i suspect is very unpopular. People are starting to the of you to realise the cost of it. You know, its unpopular because even has piped and even tony blair has piped up and said, guys, im not sure said, hang on guys, im not sure about this climate thing. And hes suggested actually we hes suggested that actually we have climate have a minimal impact on climate compared to china, etcetera. And what do is what we could actually do is contribute with our Financial ServicesFunding Services to funding it in the developing world be developing world would be actually a better use of our resources some money. Resources and make some money. Well, yeah, but if even blairs saying i saying that, i mean, he and i saying that, i mean, he and i say even but he tends to say even blair, but he tends to know whats going to win elections. And i think people are this is very are realising this is very unpopular. Interesting, are realising this is very unpoit,lar. Interesting, are realising this is very unpoit, how interesting, are realising this is very unpoit, how itsinteresting, are realising this is very unpoit, how its been sting, are realising this is very unpoit, how its been spun, isnt it, how its been spun, i suppose is obvious thing. Suppose is the obvious thing. People talking weve had people talking about extent to which sadiq about the extent to which sadiq khan was forced into measures that proved unpopular by that have proved unpopular by grant and grant shapps and so on, and everyones trying to pass the buck nobody buck about it. Nobody really wants ownership it wants to take ownership of it anymore. What was once a kind of like flagship, a knight like a flagship, like a knight in type policy in shining armour type policy is now yeah its now being passed. Yeah its turned hot potato. Turned into a hot potato. Imagine being forced into something by grant shapps. But yeah, like, but also everybody to each everybody trying to outdo each other. Everybody trying to outdo each oth yeah. And that seems to be yeah. And that seems to be the was going. The way that it was going. Theres also an interesting article here farage cootes offering reopen accounts. Offering to reopen my accounts. Yes. Is a sort of yes. So this is like a sort of across board win for him. Across the board win for him. Really . But hes saying really . Yeah and but hes saying no, i wanted a full apology and i want some and want to i want some money and i want to meet face to face. I go, oh, meet you face to face. I go, oh, yeah. And aiming for the truck. And aiming for the truck. Yeah. But by the way, i admired in spiked admired your article in spiked about. Agree with you about. Yeah, 100 agree with you the comics the way that comics in particular sort reacted particular have sort of reacted just they dont like and just because they dont like and the generally. The left generally. Yeah. Yeah yeah. I suppose we particularly register it when its. Did you also write my article did you also write my article a before time . As a a few days before time . As a matter matter. Matter it doesnt matter. Have a look at the what is what have we got. The mail nick the mail have shut down which is about. About themselves. After mails expose of its after mails expose of corrupt migration lawyers, solicitors closes three solicitors watchdog closes three firms bans another Legal Adviser and launches inspection of entire sectors. So mail very much give themselves credit, but it is shocking. I mean, its these solicitors sure youve these solicitors im sure youve heard story. One of them, heard the story. One of them, they talked about Asylum Seekers or should people or migrants should should people pretending be Asylum Seekers pretending to be Asylum Seekers should horrific back should invent horrific back stories torture, beatings stories of torture, beatings and slave labour and so on. And one of them said, look, it will cost you only itll cost you five and a half grand. Normally that you only itll cost you five and a half cost d. Normally that you only itll cost you five and a half cost you ormally that you only itll cost you five and a half cost you 12nally that you only itll cost you five and a half cost you 12 came hat you only itll cost you five and a half cost you 12 came at you only itll cost you five and a half cost you 12 came a sort of would cost you 12 came a sort of dodgy of deal. Youre being dodgy kind of deal. Youre being schooled to schooled basically, and how to play schooled basically, and how to play system. Play the system. Thats the thats yeah. Thats the thats yeah. And actually and legally helped it not just helped through it not just advice but like they they advice but like they will they were to get were like offering to get doctors for ptsd doctors prescriptions for ptsd and always see this and because you always see this theres project theres the Good Law Project arent there do certain amount theres the Good Law Project arenthere re do certain amount theres the Good Law Project arenthere areo certain amount theres the Good Law Project arenthere areo number amount theres the Good Law Project arenthere areo number ofnount theres the Good Law Project arenthere areo number of hight and there are a number of high profile on twitter and profile lawyers on twitter and so whove attached their name so on whove attached their name to the idea that they will challenge the rwanda plan. To the idea that they will chaandje the rwanda plan. To the idea that they will chaandje the ftheyia plan. To the idea that they will chaandje the fthey challenged and just as they challenged whether brexit was legal or not, theres a lower tier, theres always a lower tier, isnt there, where theres just people like the people who are like the ambulance the ambulance chasers of the immigration sort of world. I suppose the hustlers. Yeah. And this is what the, you know, the legal ecosystem of, you legal ecosystem is full of, you know, every for every know, for every for every somebody whos possibly trying know, for every for every so identify whos possibly trying know, for every for every so identify ngenuineibly trying know, for every for every so identify wi genuine loophole; to identify a genuine loophole in the system that needs tightening up. Theres just like rats pouring through it as i did, like one of the firms said, we entirely refute the allegations. However , we have commenced an however, we have commenced an internal investigation. Yeah, yeah. And you cant get this service for five k now do we want to use this paper to discuss stuart broad . Because that really was an extraordinary ending to his ashes career. This is tennis, right . Yeah. Well , right . Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Anyone, anyone fit to discuss it or does it . Im afraid i used to. My dad forced me to watch cricket, but ive not watched stuart broad and anderson. Probably be their this will probably be their last probably their last ashes, probably their last test. Like the test. And theyve been like the greatest partnership of england. Bowling statistics weve ever had. But broad in particular is a real swashbuckler. He finished his with six then his innings with a six and then finished and finished his career bowling out to the last two australian wickets and it is a tremendous. So now dont come back, basically. Yeah, he cant come back after that. But off the back of that again, yeah. And hes and hopefully hes addressing. Can see the addressing. You can see the picture there on front. Hes picture there on the front. Hes to talking mollie king and daughter annabella. Of daughter annabella. Now, of course, when course, there was a time when annabella would have been regarded as, you know, dead regarded as, you know, a dead end. Conceivably might end. But conceivably she might actually go on because he is the second generation. Stuart. He had a father who played. Oh, i see. Sorry. I dont know what youre talking about. That was weird. Yeah , because he got into yeah, because he got into cricket. Changed since my cricket. Whats changed since my youth . Wouldnt get girl youth . You wouldnt get a girl from saturdays. From from the saturdays. Shes from the as the saturdays, right . As a cricketer , in past, cricketer, in the past, footballers might. But when did footballers might. But when did cricketers status . Cricketers get to that status . Do know what i mean . Do you know what i mean . I think cricket is having a bit of a moment. I think its coming back and ive been discussing this casually with friends might discussing this casually with frieime might discussing this casually with frieime cancelled, might discussing this casually with frieime cancelled, but might discussing this casually with frieime cancelled, but i might discussing this casually with frieime cancelled, but i havejht get me cancelled, but i have a view that demographic changes are changing nature are changing the nature of sporting around are changing the nature of spo world, around are changing the nature of spo world, like around are changing the nature of spo world, like in around are changing the nature of spo world, like in america. Around the world, like in america. I think the reason that soccer is becoming viable sport them becoming a viable sport for them now that theres so much now is that theres so much immigration central immigration from central and south is south america where football is considered to know, considered to be, you know, a perfectly sport. They perfectly viable sport. They used prefer gridiron and used to prefer gridiron and baseball, but now theyve got significant baseball, but now theyve got significa regard football as a actually regard football as a mens sport. And in this country , because weve a lot of , because weve had a lot of south asian immigration cricket, which a few years ago which was a few years ago looking a little bit wobbly, i think is actually starting to come back a bit. But hes also because stokes reignited because ben stokes has reignited the game with the excitement of the game with his approach to it. Thats one of your least controversial things. You for something controversial things. Worse| for something controversial things. Worse than for something controversial things. Worse than that . Something controversial things. Worse than that . Turnsthing controversial things. Worse than that . Turns outg much worse than that . Turns out its pro immigration. Im just traumatised by how you said soccer. Soccer. Yes, soccer. Telegraph next. What have the telegraph next. What have we got here, josh . Oh yeah. This is favourite bugbear. This is my favourite bugbear. Lockdown nearly half of lockdown harmed nearly half of children. Theyve children. You know what theyve theyve done this headline a few times in various iterations and i every time i dont care because every time i dont care because every time i it i get furious and i read it i get furious and angry. A new survey came out today, by way, this is today, by the way, this is teachers have said, yeah, well accept the 6. 5 well stop accept the 6. 5 and well stop strike ing and maybe actually give children an education, give your children an education, which appreciated and but it which is appreciated and but it wasnt appreciated when they were one of the unions calling for these lockdowns at the for all these lockdowns at the time. And it just turns out time. And it just turns out that, it was actually the that, yes, it was actually the damage was greater than was previously being conceded by the government. And its just incredibly frustrating because i still see it within my own kids today is it is it a particular age, do you think that were damaged badly . It damaged badly . I think it particularly Young Children and speaking family who sort speaking from my family who sort of which were sort of from baby up teenager , it was the one up to teenager, it was the one who was sort of in year two. So kind of six, seven at the time because that was a very critical two years of school. And he two years of school. And he still were still playing catch up. And still were still playing catch up. And im and youre a family which you know however much i might like to tease you about it you pretty well educated. You are pretty well educated. Are a bookish family. You you are a bookish family. You know, kids who live live in homes education homes where books and education is not regarded as a priority. Were comic books. Were comic books. Yeah, true. Board yeah, thats true. Board games. Least some kind games. But at least some kind of intellectual stimulation. Imagine living imagine kids who were living with know, if that with nick. You know, if that would have been. Thats tough. Its tough. Its tough. Are going to let them out are you going to let them out one day . Lectures. And the biblical lectures. And the thing the headline, the thing from the headline, the half parents who said half is half of parents who said that more easily that children were more easily worried and had worried lost confidence and had worsening yeah, worsening tantrums. So, yeah, its quantify, but it its hard to quantify, but it seems that parents have noticed a effect mental. A worsening effect on mental. Never know for well, well never know for sure, of course, because every child and child is so individual and unique is always unique that it is always impossible. Might have three impossible. You might have three children, you go, well, impossible. You might have three chilcone you go, well, impossible. You might have three chilcone you schooling l, impossible. You might have three chilcone you schooling and that one had had schooling and that one had had schooling and that didnt. But you know, that one didnt. But you know, they different. But they are so very different. But they are so very different. But the yeah, the accumulative effect is clearly measurable. One drink day increases one drink a day increases Blood Pressure as well. Josh cant discount possibility as discount that possibility as well, suppose. Well, i suppose. Yes, was definitely it yes, that was definitely it was than one a day was more than one drink a day dunng was more than one drink a day during as well. During lockdown as well. Always had that certainly always had that thing about going to the thing about going back to the pub in october 2020 and seeing how whisky how large a measure of whisky was supposed to be. Was actually supposed to be. It was crazy. And i know it was crazy. And also, just like all the excuses i know it was crazy. And also needed i know it was crazy. And also needed to all the excuses i know it was crazy. And also needed to get he excuses i know it was crazy. And also needed to get through;es i know it was crazy. And also needed to get through the you needed to get through the door anyway, listen, were. Out of time. Is were running out of time. Is there any need to go to the daily star . Rishi in a chopper . Well, very briefly. Well, its very briefly. Its. Keeping of its. Im keeping hold of my chopper, quite strange chopper, but its quite strange because based on the because its based on the interview morning interview with good morning scotland. Where scotland. It seems to me where he talking his private he was talking about his private jet, his chopper. And rishi jet, not his chopper. And rishi was, thought, sensibly was, i thought, quite sensibly saying i need jet. The saying i need my jet. Im the Prime Minister and they were just trying shame him because just trying to shame him because they had minutes to they only had five minutes to get gotcha. Get there. Gotcha. Its tiresome, isnt it . The cult personality cult of personality in reverse. Anyway, those are the front pages. All welcome back to headliners. Im simon evans , still here with simon evans, still here with josh howie and nick dixon. So josh howie and nick dixon. So let us continue with the story and josh, we have good news for savers in the telegraph. The Financial Conduct Authority is going shame stingy banks. Going to shame stingy banks. Yeah, banks pass on less than 30 of Interest Rate rises to savers. The fca fines, which is kind of incredible because obviously theyre not. Theyre its not like it works. The other way round. No, like theyre not if youve got a mortgage or whatever , we have to mortgage or whatever, we have to put it up. Yeah. So thats it. And its just like with, with petrol as well. Its like its quick to go up to go down quick to go up slow to go down whatever the equivalent is sticky the idea sticky ratcheting. So the idea is going to shame these is its going to shame these institutions. I people institutions. But i think people kind know whats going on and kind of know whats going on and i think ultimately i think its 23 of people have changed their accounts recently. In the last encouraging, which accounts recently. In the last encouraging , which actually is encouraging, which actually is much thought. I much more than i thought. I havent aware that havent im aware that im getting shafted and getting totally shafted and i because weve been saving money to do the loft. So there is actually a tiny bit of money in there, right . I should be moving it and, and i wonder, even knowing badly were being knowing how badly were being shafted what scale are we shafted or on what scale are we really going to do anything about it . Mean, the truth is, until i mean, the truth is, until a year ago, no one was offering any interest at all. Were they anywhere . So you kind of got anywhere . And so you kind of got into the habit of not bothering about really. If you had about that really. If you had a few quid, if youd had good few quid, if youd had a good month whatever, you know, you few quid, if youd had a good monwent,nhatever, you know, you few quid, if youd had a good monwent, oh, ever, you know, you few quid, if youd had a good monwent, oh, well you know, you few quid, if youd had a good monwent, oh, well that know, you few quid, if youd had a good monwent, oh, well that willv, you just went, oh, well that will just went, oh, well that will just leave it where it is. But now i suppose it does actually pay now i suppose it does actually pay dividends move about. Pay dividends to move it about. Its shocking. Im yeah, its shocking. Im starting to think banks arent the moral paragons. We all want. Now. Few weeks. Now. In the last few weeks. I mean. I mean the bank of england has as has set this deadline as the feet it, them to justify feet put it, for them to justify these Interest Rates rather than actually that was actually change them. That was my just set my concern. They just set theyre justifying team on it. So the fca is going to clamp down they dont something down if they dont do something about because theyve got about it because theyve got this outcomes about it because theyve got this this outcomes about it because theyve got this this customermes about it because theyve got this this customer duty. Thing, this new customer duty. So theyve got do something so theyve got to do something about they . I mean, so theyve got to do something aboa they . I mean, so theyve got to do something aboa quarter they . I mean, so theyve got to do something aboa quarter of they . I mean, so theyve got to do something aboa quarter of the ey . I mean, so theyve got to do something aboa quarter of the bankmean, so theyve got to do something aboa quarter of the bank ofļæ½ an, its a quarter of the bank of england increases have been passed on to the customer. So its mean, i would its shocking. I mean, i would imagine theres probably like some smaller i dont some of the smaller i dont Building Societies even exist anymore. They sort of probably they all sort of probably theres them. Those are theres a few of them. Those are theres a few of them. Those are the often offer the best the ones often offer the best rates arent they like quite independent, know, and the independent, you know, and the big the big banks and the big ones, the big banks and the big ones, the big banks and the big sort brands can big sort of brands that can spend having spend loads of money on having a high celebrity on their high profile celebrity on their web whenever you on, web page. Whenever you log on, you know, theyre the ones who dont bother giving you dont seem to bother giving you a i think the thing is, is how i think the thing is, is how easy is it to actually move your account . I think people have account . And i think people have got used now to mobile phones and thats why rates have and thats why the rates have got because just got so low, because you just literally and you literally send a text and you get thing and it in get a thing and you put it in and it. And youve and thats it. And then youve got thing. But whether got a new new thing. But whether that would work with banks, of course, a lot more. Course, theres a lot more. Lets that we can well, lets hope that we can bnng well, lets hope that we can bring bear moral pressure on bring to bear moral pressure on these bad for these swine. More bad news for banks. News with banks. Nicky eye news with the aftershocks of farage eight now resonating throughout the sex work yeah its work industry. Yeah its interesting the way your emphasis was changed on sex work industry, you would like industry, but you would like through know it was a through out like i know it was a deliberate jokes. Through out like i know it was a delibe|yeah jokes. Through out like i know it was a delibe|yeah banks so yeah banks under pressure over closure of accounts of sex industry workers. And as you say, started this he say, farage has started this he could hundreds say, farage has started this he co prostitutes hundreds say, farage has started this he co prostitutes here hundreds say, farage has started this he co prostitutes here to hundreds say, farage has started this he co prostitutes here to be undreds say, farage has started this he co prostitutes here to be in dreds of prostitutes here to be in a sense hes like the schindler of onlyfans. Yeah, because , you know, the yeah, because, you know, the idea here is, look, theyve got its to illegal probably illegal to shut down their Bank Accounts just because the bank doesnt approve it. I suppose overall note i suppose my overall note would nice to have a would be itd be nice to have a Christian Society where everyone would be itd be nice to have a christi. A society where everyone would be itd be nice to have a christi. A soc worker,ere everyone would be itd be nice to have a christi. A soc worker, but veryone would be itd be nice to have a christi. A soc worker, but inryone would be itd be nice to have a christi. A soc worker, but in this; wasnt a sex worker, but in this degenerate i wouldnt degenerate society, i wouldnt put it down to the banks to be the moral arbiters. If its legal, then presumably you should bank account. Should have a bank account. Well, i mean, lot people well, i mean, a lot of people would prostitution and would say that prostitution and banking are fairly closely allied suppose to an allied to, i suppose to an extent. I dont know. I mean , it extent. I dont know. I mean, it never occurred to me that there might of moral might be any kind of moral decision but were all decision making, but were all having to assess also. Having to assess this also. Ill say, can i say one joke . Ill say, i the bank and i suppose both the bank and a prostitute show you low Interest Rates. All. Thats kind rates. Thats all. Thats kind of rude because i have to stop you. Sorry on. You. Sorry carry on. I know how they found i dont know how they found out. They use an example here out. They use an example in here of someone who running these illegal parties. Theyve illegal sex parties. And theyve got their got they had Ā£20,000 in their bank account. Was closed. And i was how did the bank work . Was like, how did the bank work . Was there someone from the was there someone there from the bank like, wait minute bank who was like, wait a minute , right . Did the , this is not right . Did the money in smelling vaguely money come in smelling vaguely of perfume or something . So i dont how would dont know how you would identify its also identify someone. Its also interesting. Term interesting. Im using the term this is i news, which is this is the i news, which is slightly woke. I dont like that term, but and sex worker is a very contentious term in and of itself. But but but the but the point is that people need Bank Accounts. Its a utility now. Well this is its why its hotting up because there is also i mean, i dont think were covering it tonight. But you covering it tonight. But did you see having a moment see piers corbyn having a moment in somewhere, know, in aldi or somewhere, you know, refusing yeah, time. Refusing to. Yeah, one time. Right. So painful hes right. Its so painful when you cant stand. When someone you cant stand. You know, he just made a good point. Well, mean, hes point. Well, i mean, hes a crank, but sometimes it takes a crank, but sometimes it takes a crank, isnt it . Who going crank, isnt it . Who i mean, who else is going to be to make a point with be bothered to make a point with 50 strawberries . Well 50 ps with a strawberries . Well who also has got that change lying around . Was Ā£1. 19. Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. How dare you . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I how dare you . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met how dare you . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met himw dare you . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met him oncee you . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met him once at ou . Yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met him once at an yeah, it was Ā£1. 19. I met him once at an oxford union debate, he gave me union debate, and he gave me his business and was Business Card and it was literally scissored off of a corner a4 with it. Corner of an a4 with it. I saw him tube pretty i saw him on the tube pretty humble, still using the tube you too. As well. Go. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. There you go. Day the third corbyn one day the third corbyn brother will emerge. And thats when it will all really kick off anyway. We have apparently anyway. Josh we have apparently bnbes anyway. Josh we have apparently bribes hospital bribes to clear hospital queues by not by any means possible. Not necessarily go, necessarily the way to go, according telegraph. According to the telegraph. No, i dont think paying no, i dont think so. Paying hostels clear an x risk hostels to clear an x risk patient medical Patient Safety says medical chief. The whole point is chief. Really the whole point is they clear the queues or they should clear the queues or keep allocated times and keep to the allocated times and whatnot because their whatnot because thats their job. The that they get this job. The idea that they get this bonus theres this pot of bonus and theres this pot of like 150 million that they can access they doing access because they are doing their seems somewhat their job seems somewhat ridiculous. Their job seems somewhat ridiculous. But more than that, its been pointed out by the president of the Royal College of emergency medicine. Hes like the and he basically the top dude. And he basically said this theyre said, look, this is theyre going prioritise the wrong going to prioritise the wrong people desperate people if theyre desperate to meet these targets, meet these tasks, these targets, theyre going to sort of quickly get rid of the people who they can easily get rid of. Yeah and its to be the wrong its going to be the wrong incentive whats incentive. Whats also interesting just to interesting is i just want to say turns out interesting is i just want to say government turns out interesting is i just want to say government haveturns out interesting is i just want to say government have launched the government have launched 10,000 virtual beds and theyre really proud of this. And its like , why not just launch like, why not just launch a million virtual beds where where do these go . Like this . Yeah, do these go . Like this . Yeah, exactly. They just john lydon they like quantum. Like quantum. Yeah, exactly. Its like, look, everybody , this is look, hey, everybody, this is the way of doing it. The new way of doing it. Only you can only but they only you can only know location their know their location or their schrodingers beds whatever. Schrodingers beds or whatever. How very, very extraordinary. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, i suppose this is the kind of important and urgent, know, matrix this is the kind of important and urisnt know, matrix this is the kind of important and urisnt it . Know, matrix this is the kind of important and urisnt it . So now, matrix this is the kind of important and urisnt it . So they matrix this is the kind of important and urisnt it . So they will, x again, isnt it . So they will, they will deal with the cases that they get rid of quickly that they can get rid of quickly but necessarily but arent necessarily important, they can seen important, but they can be seen as like when you as urgent a bit like when you know got lots of things know youve got lots of things to do. So you tidy your sock drawer. W w mm hm. Yeah. I like the idea of of brutal competition, of sort of brutal competition, merit incentives. Merit and incentives. But obviously perverse obviously these are perverse incentives they dont incentives because they dont want whos going incentives because they dont want too whos going incentives because they dont want too long whos going incentives because they dont want too long theyll going incentives because they dont want too long theyll say|g to take too long and theyll say things weve got things like, oh, weve got a lingerer or something. Yeah, theyll you want to theyll be. Dont you want to look at them . Funny you yeah. Well, funny you mentioned lingers because this is is about, is what the next story is about, isnt it. Is what the next story is about, isntit. The is what the next story is about, isnt it. The way to clear the black, back log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife back log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife coaches back log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife coaches or back log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife coaches or are back log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife coaches or are they log isnt it. The way to clear the bllife coaches or are they just is life coaches or are they just throwing the long term sick under bus . Nick theres the under the bus . Nick theres the joke yeah its gps will joke there. Yeah its gps will be there to patients to see be there to send patients to see life coaches instead of signing them sick. Them off sick. Its a strange position so its a strange position where unemployed so its a strange position where sent unemployed so its a strange position where sent to unemployed so its a strange position where sent to see 1employed so its a strange position where sent to see anothered people sent to see another unemployed which a unemployed person, which is a life yeah, but you know, life coach. Yeah, but you know, its not terrible idea. Its a bit of a strange one. Like what are your goals . Not are your goals . Well, not working, you know , i suppose working, you know, but i suppose its, you know , life coaches its, you know, life coaches are always its always looking for clients. Its not terrible idea. Youll say not a terrible idea. Youll say these people because theyre these people are because theyre trying one into trying to get one back into work. If work. And if its a psychological issue, there isnt really. Well, i remember i mean, ive seen, you know, weve had over the last like 20 years of marriage and kids and so on. You know, occasionally the gp will refer you to people who might give you psychological advice or therapy or whatever rather than medication , you rather than medication, you know, coaching is know, and Life Coaching is usually part of their remit anyway. Do you know what i mean . Anyway. Do you know what i mean . If somebody is offering cbt or Something Like that, then you will. They will usually have a range and they are range of skills and they are offering they often offering they are they are often like adding a new every six like adding a new one every six months anyway to sort of big it up. Arent they. Is the up. Arent they. Whatever is the latest. A way, is it latest. So in a way, is it really kind of different to really that kind of different to just of going, theres just kind of going, oh, theres somebody for somebody whos been off sick for a theres nothing a long time, theres nothing really them. Maybe really wrong with them. Maybe they to to . They need somebody to talk to . I guess so. I mean, the governments just desperate to get these people back two and back into work. Theres two and a brits a half, 2. 5 million brits off work. This idea of work. And this this idea of bringing these fit notes, which is kind is where youre kind of physically yeah you need physically fit. Yeah you need that extra push. But yeah, i dont find it hard to dont know. I find it hard to listen coach because listen to a life coach because id like , youre life id be like, youre a life coach, a coach. That coach, youre a life coach. That was who told to be was was that who told you to be a life coach in that jacket . Could be one. You kind of could be one. You kind of could be one. Get a job, kids. Where do you see yourself . Ten years ago , daily mail. Ten years ago, daily mail. Now josh, tonights Dystopian Nightmare story begins in an unassuming abandoned warehouse in california. In california. I know its an x files episode. Yeah yeah. Unassuming warehouse in california. Turns warehouse in california. Turns out to be an illegal chinese run Virus Laboratory that was genetically engineering mice and experimenting with hiv, herpes and malaria. Wow. Wow. Yeah and malaria. Wow. Wow. Yeah theres a triple jam. Yeah, theres a triple jam. Yeah, theres. Yeah. And they found theres. Yeah. And they found out because someone had, like, left the hose outside the door and some busybody Council Member or whatever walked past where there shouldnt be a hose and they checked it out and then that got them access and they suddenly found all these vials and found and whatnot. But they found these still these mice, some of them still alive, and theyre trying to track down. A chinese track it down. Its a chinese guy track it down. Its a chinese guy. Hes still alive. Most if guy. Hes still alive. Most if thats the big fish. Oh, god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. These mice didnt kill them all. Barely alive. Barely alive. They didnt. They have they didnt. They did have aids , but there were thousands aids, but there were thousands inhumanely stored mice, 200 of which were dead. Dead . Yes. Yes so my favourite part is that the company was called prestige biotech. Yeah, just hundreds of biotech. Yeah, just hundreds of just dead and semi dead mice. Global prestige, biotech. Never global prestige, biotech. Never mind that it throws the mice, but they dont know what they were sort of using it for. Wow. Thats. Thats the crazy wow. Thats. Thats the crazy bit. Guy has sort of bit. And this guy has sort of disappeared and lots of Shell Companies and whatnot. I mean, it sounds like from the headline, there could be chinas got some illicit thing going. Its not a good sign if they found this one randomly as place like size of california, like the size of california, there few of there could be quite a few of these, couldnt there . Think they need and i really think they need to do a proper clean it to do a proper clean up. It feels like there be feels like there should be regular feels like there should be reg come chinese come on. Chinese secret services. Also how i got services. This is also how i got covid, the way. Covid, by the way. Yeah, i supplied the mice. Covid, by the way. Yeweve;upplied the mice. Covid, by the way. Yeweve madeļæ½ d the mice. Covid, by the way. Yeweve made itthe mice. Covid, by the way. Yeweve made it halfway. Okay weve made it halfway. Come back after this central break where we dig deep for mr italy Hidden Library books and white chefs. Well see you in a couple of minutes. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers proud sponsors of weather on gb news evening. News evening. Im alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news should be a drier day tomorrow and many places will see some bright or even sunny spells. Still quite breezy, however, and not particularly warm. And behind me theres another area of pressure lurking for of low pressure lurking for wednesday this one brought the wednesday. This one brought the wet for much of the wet weather for much of the country today, still fairly soggy out there evening. Soggy out there this evening. 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Still a few showers, certainly across the certainly initially across the south west quite grey south west and quite a grey morning northwest england morning over northwest england with outbreaks of rain and with some outbreaks of rain and theyll only slowly ease off through the day. So it will be quite damp here. Parts of southern scotland seeing some showers north northern showers north of northern ireland. For ireland. But as i said, for many, be a drier, brighter many, itll be a drier, brighter day. Cloud, but day. Still a lot of cloud, but a bit blue well see bit of blue sky. Well see temperatures getting into the low 20s across the south. High teens further north. Then teens further north. But then that during that next low comes in during tuesday the tuesday evening into the southwest and this, a southwest. And look at this, a spell heavy rain coming in, spell of heavy rain coming in, blustery showers falling on behind unseasonably windy again along the south coast of england. So a wet spell coming in through the middle part of the week with, again, temperatures below average for the time of year. Bye for now. That warm feeling inside from boxt boilers. Proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news and welcome back to headliners nick. Further evidence that the rapture is surely nigh as the telegraph has a labour run council trying to turn 14 year olds into worse divas than they already are. Yeah, this is labour run council sponsors. Five day drag camp for children in. This is a queer , not for profit, not queer, not for profit, not surprise. Theres no profit involved. Tarp productions tart quite shockingly. And its about being a diva, being a drag queen and boundary pushing. It doesnt say what kind of boundaries perhaps the boundaries of age might be one of you can might be one of them. You can learn lip sync, which is an learn to lip sync, which is an important skill learn and important skill to learn and they claim provide age they claim to provide age appropriate into the appropriate insight into the world 14, which is world of drag. But 14, which is where starts , is not age where it starts, is not age appropriate. Why is a Labour Council doing this . Why is anyone this dodgy . Anyone doing this very dodgy . Its council that its the same council that banned meat Dairy Products banned meat and Dairy Products are all internal events. In march , so its a slippery slope. March, so its a slippery slope. I mentioned that a couple of times in there. This a times in there. This is a telegraph, you know, telegraph, but you know, they dont normally want this horrible because they horrible council because they also i mean , i suppose it also banned i mean, i suppose it does show that they were they have been seized. Theyve been captured by ideologues because was quite ideologues because it was quite unpopular local unpopular with their local constituency. A constituency. It is largely a sort of farming area, isnt it . And were quite a lot of. And there were quite a lot of. But does a little but this does feel a little bit more. More provocative. Yes. I mean, look, oxford is a what we would call a captured council in that way, right. Ideology wise. But yeah, this whole money to bring in the tart organisation , 14 year old kids organisation, 14 year old kids and i mean i suppose you can choose whether you send your kid on one of these things, but if its free, youre just like, you know what, im desperate to get rid the kids. Yeah. You rid of the kids. Yeah. See you later, frank. Come back. Not so, but i like how they also said theres they learn also track editing because with the drag, you have to. So theres some you have to. So theres some Technical Skills you could argue maybe track editing. Maybe track editing. Lip syncing . Yeah. Lip syncing . Yeah. Lip syncing . Yeah. Lip syncing. What does that take . Five take . five take . Five to learn . Well, five days to learn . Well, its the history of drag as well. The history. Well. The rich history. Theyve got to watch season one of drag. Drag or whatever it is. And real oldest profession in the world. Yeah but weve said it before. Point about drag is and the point about drag is and i used host a drag it used to host a drag night. It is fun. Fun. Its fun. Its fun. Its entertaining, but it aint for kids. Kids. Is sexual. It is sexual. It is sexual. Thats what it is. Twerking and all the other stuff. Yeah, im shocked. You used to host drag. Would you host a to host a drag. Would you host a five for children . Five day drag camp for children . How are they offering . How much are they offering . I mean, judge, mean, theres no price. Judge, all rhetoric about all your rhetoric about the transport, we youd be transport, we just. Youd be exposed guardian. Yeah gb exposed in the guardian. Yeah gb news presenter runs secret track camp. Thats why i got this jacket times now, josh, i remember when barbarossa was a proper invasion, but now its a trans bloke trying to enter a beauty competition. I said, this is great story. Actually, trans men apply great story. Actually, trans men apply for miss italy in protest at born female rule. So this was after miss netherlands was a trans woman . Yeah last month. And so the head of miss italy said, you know what . Youve got to be born a woman to compete. So a trans man, a biological woman who now thinks that theyre a man has said were going to enter as well to prove to make a point. And then in 100 other italian trans men have also applied. But its like , also applied. But its like, well, thats fine, because you are a biological woman. So yeah , apply are a biological woman. So yeah , apply and actually challenge these gender norms of beauty contests and whatnot with your beard, with your hairy legs and whatever. Yeah. Why not is the point. But the point they think that theyre doing. But they think that theyre making this big when actually all big protest when actually all theyre doing is reinforcing the binary are actually binary that they are actually a woman. Yeah what theyve done, theyve cleverly around born cleverly got around the born female havent female thing, but they havent got be good looking got around the be good looking thing. Other got around the be good looking thingabout other got around the be good looking thingabout beauty other got around the be good looking thingabout beauty contests her got around the be good looking thingabout beauty contests isr part about beauty contests is that you to be beautiful that you have to be beautiful and the incredibly and thats the incredibly theyre trying to theyre talking about inclusivity, beauty famously beauty contests are famously exclusive. Almost exclusive. They exclude almost everyone and in a very brutal way by saying youre ugly. Way by saying youre too ugly. And thats point of so and thats the point of them. So this like, got this idea like, hey, we got around this, like, yeah, around this, its like, yeah, but if youre someone but if you if youre someone that spent their life to look like a man, chances are you wont a female beauty wont win a female beauty contest. A look contest. Am i a hater of a look a a trans man . A bit like a trans man . But thats a compliment because that youre because it means that youre good could be a good looking like you could be a woman, a of testosterone. Theyve been thrown. This has been thrown out by the dutch. The have a trans miss the dutch have got a trans miss holland netherlands holland now or miss netherlands or right holland now or miss netherlands or yeah, right holland now or miss netherlands or yeah, thats|ht what yeah, thats thats what kick started. Thing. Started. The whole thing. Then theres one. And then theres another one. But so youre saying that but now. So youre saying that the protest against the that to protest against restrictions against that happening saying natural born women women who have transitioned to become men are entering this competition. Yeah exactly. And so obviously theyre just not going to make it because theyre not attractive. Thats what im saying. Well, maybe is that the female because this competition said you have to be female saying, are saying, well, look, we are its like, yes, but youre not going saying, well, look, we are its like, yin , but youre not going saying, well, look, we are its like, yin it ut youre not going saying, well, look, we are its like, yin it anyway; not going to be in it anyway. Theyre saying theyre but theyre saying theyre saying that some of the women have the next have got through to the next round. And i think and i think certainly of certainly challenging ideas of beauty. And but they dont identify women well, identify as women anymore. Well, thats so ridiculous is thats whats so ridiculous is theyre think theyre theyre going they think theyre making point. But making this amazing point. But really im still really theyre saying, im still a woman. Theyre flipping one of them. Thems applied under their thems even applied under their dead you cant dead name. Normally, you cant use, dead use, by the way, theyre dead now because great. Now because its great. A great thing about this is a great thing about being because their real being italian because their real name name was name or their birth name was frederico frederica. And now frederico or frederica. And now theyve frederico. Theyve just gone to frederico. So the blessing being so thats the blessing of being an person. An italian trans person. Easy for Labour Council on malarkey. In the telegraph. Malarkey. Nick in the telegraph. Im critical im welcome. Gender critical books tucked. Books have been tucked. Yes, shocking stuff. So yes, shocking stuff. So gender critical books hidden by tinpot censor librarians. Gender critical books hidden by tinpot censor librarians. And tinpot censor librarians. And this is Calderdale Council and of course its a Labour Council and also got some previous which the council have faced calls to resign after speaking, speaking at a pro police stein rally supporting a wanted terrorist. Supporting a wanted terrorist. You know how you do. Yeah. So classic labour. And now whats happened been hiding happened is theyve been hiding the books at the library. If the books at the library. But if you into it, theyre not you look into it, theyre not hidden. Can get them, but hidden. You can get them, but you have to sort of request them a like, like an old vhs a bit like, like an old vhs or something. Following something. So following consideration formal consideration of a formal grievance internally , a number grievance internally, a number of were placed in the of titles were placed in the lending store, so theyve just been shoved lending been shoved out to the lending store you can find them. Store where you can find them. If you ask, they are. When you read which books and when you read which books these the these are, these are the most high well respected high profile, well respected university, absolutely trans. Yeah, yeah. Material girls and stock an and abigail shroyer yeah i know its an anecdotal but i have taken to checking waterstones on this as too and they dont stock them or they dont put them on the shelves. They put them in the stock huge. They have like big shelf huge. They have like a big shelf of gender and issues and stuff. The find the find the you can find the antifa handbook though, in waterstones london, waterstones in north london, crouch brighton , i mean, crouch and in brighton, i mean, where you know where i live in brighton kathleen brighton that is kathleen stocks university. Stocks old university. I first went and thats when i first went there try get get the there to try and get it, get the book and see why been book and see why shed been hounded university. Hounded out of the university. And stock it even in and they didnt stock it even in the town where, you know, the actual on. Actual controversy was going on. Keep on and waterstones keep on saying, were not saying, no, were not were not holding it back. Were not holding it back. Were not holding but the that holding it. But the fact that libraries, are publicly libraries, which are publicly funded, are holding it back, holding is holding back, you know, is ridiculous. Ridiculous. Its not its a demonstration that is any side to that there is any other side to the argument josh the argument at all. Josh we stay year madness stay with current year madness and story the daily mail and a story in the daily mail the white supremacist in the worst white supremacist in notting since Richard Notting Hill since Richard Curtis the sound of it. Curtis by the sound of it. Gosh trendy notting yeah. Gosh trendy notting hill sparks hill restaurant boss sparks diversity by sharing diversity row by sharing Instagram Photo all white Instagram Photo of his all white all team of chefs. Hes all male team of chefs. Hes blast on social for media total unrepresentative line up. So this is a famous chef. Im not a massive foodie , but the point is massive foodie, but the point is its i know from watching the bear that its a tough job. And ive read Anthony Bourdains book as well. Yeah and its all about have you got the skills or not . Yeah, if it happens to be that these seven people in the photo are the most have the best skills for the job and maybe some light workers are coherent unit i mean. Well i mean but thats what some of these people the i suppose the idea the criticism i suppose the idea that projects onto them that one projects that onto them because the same. Because they all look the same. Well is the thing is well this is the thing is theres some i believe theres some genuinely i believe like intonations here like racist intonations here because someones saying that like, theyre like, oh well they all theyre all background and all the same background and whatever they all think same. Its know what . All its like, you know what . All white men, it not, white men, believe it or not, arent all the same. They might white men, believe it or not, arentfrom 1e same. They might white men, believe it or not, arent from different they might white men, believe it or not, arent from different parts might white men, believe it or not, arent from different parts mi the come from different parts of the country, parts of the country, different parts of the world, socioeconomic world, different socioeconomic backgrounds, different sexualities. Sexualities. I know its a tiresome thing to say because were always forced but there forced into it. But if there were seven black blokes outside a flag a restaurant, nobody would flag that seven women or that up. Or seven women or seven, they would those seven, and they would all those arent that great. Isnt that marvellous . Theres marvellous . You know, theres this this community this kind of like this community have together it. Have come together to make it. Yeah. Weve internalised the idea , idea that white people, especially in especially white men in a predominantly country, is predominantly white country, is a even calls it a problem. Someone even calls it here. Problem. Why is here. A cultural problem. Why is it a problem . And that is an inherently racist assumption, obviously. And weve tricked ourselves into loathing own ourselves into loathing our own culture have to culture and believing we have to sort cant have men sort of we cant have white men completely absurd. Bet people still eating i bet people are still eating there, though. This the there, though. This is the guardian this guardian to just close this section what else . Section out now and what else . Hate centre for hate speech. The centre for counter digital hate, which sounds eyed. Sounds a bit swivel eyed. I thought it was yeah, its. I thought it was an elon musk. I thought we were going to talk about how hes hes messaged the leader of south him of not south africa accusing him of not of covering up White Genocide but this but this is something else. This is group is anti hate speech Group Accuses xcor of accuses elon musk xcor of intimidation threat intimidation over legal threat so its a centre for so you say its a centre for countering digital hate which so you say its a centre for counte tog digital hate which so you say its a centre for counte to beigital hate which so you say its a centre for counte to be sortl hate which so you say its a centre for counte to be sort of ate which so you say its a centre for counte to be sort of some|ich so you say its a centre for counte to be sort of some sort of seems to be sort of some sort of nonsense group you you nonsense group like you get you get and get stop funding hate and usually hate in usually when you have hate in them, usually a sign that them, its usually a sign that theyre theyre theyre nonsense and theyre saying to saying that musk is trying to intimidate them well, intimidate them into not. Well, you explain it better, i you can explain it better, but i mean, there element of mean, there is an element of hypocrisy in that hes all hypocrisy here in that hes all mr free speech and hes trying to shut down legally this this group that are basically pointing out that arguably i mean theres always that whenever you about free whenever you talk about free speech, always speech, theres always ways in which of ironies which theres kind of ironies because not allowing because youre not allowing somebody that. Somebody to say that. Allowed to say youre not allowed to say what say. But what youre allowed to say. But it to me like i mean, it does sound to me like i mean, he has loosened the cat flap a little twitter. Is little bit on twitter. There is more there. Some more hate speech on there. Some of i see that. I think thats of it i see that. I think thats a bit strong. And you wouldnt have before. Then on have seen it before. But then on the i know for the other hand, i know for a fact there were people on there before who were being silenced, who had perfectly legitimate opinions. So it is i think it is a you always have a necessary. You do always have that strong a filter that thing. How strong a filter do you have . And previously they had very filter, had a very biased filter, unquestionably. They unquestionably. And now they have looser flap. Have a slightly looser flap. You yeah, but as you say, anecdote, youre just anecdote, ali, youre just seeing some crazy seeing im seeing some crazy stuff on there. Then also, stuff on there. And then also, hes kanye west back hes now letting kanye west back and done actual hate and hes just done actual hate speech. You believe speech. I mean, if you believe in speech a concept. Speech. I mean, if you believe in well,peech a concept. Speech. I mean, if you believe in well, toech a concept. Speech. I mean, if you believe in well, to his a concept. Speech. I mean, if you believe in well, to his brandeisept. Speech. I mean, if you believe in well, to his brandeis. t. Well, to his brandeis. Well, to his brandeis. Well, to his brandeis. Well, say im going to go well, i say im going to go on jews as is pretty bad. Well, i mean, it was. But i think it was listen, its a tidal thing in question. Would rather kanye on would you rather kanye not on there just that at there just thinking that at home . Know. Home . I dont know. Its because hes its just because hes got like got more followers its just because hes got like there ot more followers its just because hes got like there arerore followers its just because hes got like there are jewish lowers its just because hes got like there are jewish people. Than there are jewish people. Thats where it gets dangerous. And have people and when you have jewish people being in superman being shot up in superman rockets new whatnot rockets in new york and whatnot and being jewish by and killed for being jewish by black or whatever, black supremacists or whatever, then an issue. Then then theres an issue. Anyway, we will have to anyway, whatever we will have to see how that pans out. Final breather now. But the last has some doozies. Last section has some doozies. It man dog man and incel it is bear man dog man and incel man. See a couple man. Well see you in a couple of. And welcome back to headliners. So josh , we have the times now. So josh, we have the times now. Chinese zoo crowd are unhappy with one of the exhibits bear bottom. Bottom. Indeed, yes. Chinese zoo denies bear is a human in costume. And if you see the photo from it, its standing up on its a sun bear. Originally from malaysia. And there it is. From malaysia. And there it is. And you can see its got a saggy bottom. Does like bottom. And it does look like a bloke wearing a bear suit. I know bloke who does i know the bloke who does that suspicious. That is suspicious. , that is suspicious. Yeah, that is suspicious. Yeah, that is suspicious. Pointed out that but they pointed out that its and if someone its 40 degrees and if someone was in a bear suit, they would basically die. Well, why doesnt the bear die well the most die then . Well the most suspicious bear, can i tell you . The suspicious part is the most suspicious part is that in a separate post, speaking voice, that in a separate post, spe zoog voice, that in a separate post, spe zoo said, voice, that in a separate post, spe zoo said, some voice, that in a separate post, spe zoo said, some people e, that in a separate post, spe zoo said, some people think the zoo said, some people think i stand like a person. It seems you dont understand me very i stand like a person. It seems you dbut understand me very i stand like a person. It seems you dbut youre;tand me very i stand like a person. It seems you dbut youre talkinge very i stand like a person. It seems you dbut youre talking so ery well. But youre talking so youre you think youre a person. So you think thats proof . Thats the definitive proof . Away. Thats the definitive proof . Terrible. Away. Thats the definitive proof . Terrible. More evidence. Theyve accused of. Other theyve been accused of. Other ones been accused dyeing ones have been accused of dyeing dogs look wolves, dogs to look like wolves, painting look painting donkeys to look like zebras a golden retriever in zebras and a golden retriever in a cage that marked as an a cage that was marked as an african so with this african lion. And so with this precedent set , its very african lion. And so with this precedent set, its very hard not to believe that i would not pay not to believe that i would not pay to go to a actually, i think chinese zoos, maybe thats the future. Maybe when all these animals die thats zoos will die out, thats what zoos will be. Yeah, well be people as they have people dressed in gorillas of gorillas and whatnot, out of work. Work. Theatre, students. Yeah. Actually, this was actually, we do know this was a human sat on human because it sat down on a rock in resigned fashion. Rock in a resigned fashion. It has been debunked by plus it has been debunked by all major. So, you know, i really want to see a hanging out of its mouth that would be the decisive factor for me. Anyway, back to the mail. Nick an incredibly a man who has spent over ten grand on a costume so he can pretend to english collie to be an english collie is getting online mockery. Getting some online mockery. Yeah this weird. Yeah this is weird. Ive seen this story before, but its always even more disturbing. A japanese man disturbing. Its a japanese man who 12,000 turning who spent 12,000 turning himself a and hes himself into a dog and now hes having go at the trolls who having a go at the trolls who are making his life and are making his life hard. And he says online says hes being bullied online now sometimes now to be fair, sometimes bullying right because this bullying is right because this guy, you picture sort of one of those weird people who pretend to be, oh, here he is, here he is. But this is actually an extremely realistic costume. It is. Yeah. Is very disturbing. Yeah. Theres where he tries to theres one where he tries to do tncks theres one where he tries to do tricks around the house, but it looks kind of early video looks like a kind of early video game moves so stiffly game because he moves so stiffly to try do to try and do it. Slightly heartbreaking, its slightly heartbreaking, a bit better. You can see hes very stiff. You can see hes very stiff. Does he have he must have the aroma, if wants aroma, mustnt he . If he wants to hes to persuade other dogs, hes going have the going to have to have the pheromones. Know whether pheromones. I dont know whether they spray him with something beforehand, but this has been a lifelong ambition. Beforehand, but this has been a lifelonyactually n. Beforehand, but this has been a lifelonyactually wrote about it in he actually wrote about it in his yearbook. He was his school yearbook. He was like, be a dog. Wow. Like, i want to be a dog. Wow. So that particular dog, so at that particular dog, thats basically. Thats lassie, basically. I guess have lots guess maybe you can have lots of different costumes, but theres obviously fetish, there . Its slightly way he its slightly odd the way he walks. Guess his knees are. Walks. I guess his knees are. You should see him try and pick a it falls pick up a tree. It all falls apart. Falls apart. Apart. Yeah falls apart. Whats that, lassie . Whats that, lassie . See how other dog yeah. See how the other dog is much nimbly . Is moving much more nimbly . Because yeah but he because its real . Yeah but he hasnt revealed his true identity yet. He says that people. The he says that people. The people his life might think people in his life might think hes bit oh, so hes a bit weird. Oh, so strangely. So. He has people close he has people who are close to him dont hes to him who dont know that hes got colleagues whatnot, got work colleagues and whatnot, and so how is he getting and wow. So how is he getting bullied if people bullied online then, if people dont who is . Just dont know who he is . Well, just just the fact that were calling dont know who he is . Well, just just out fact that were calling dont know who he is . Well, just just out ast that were calling dont know who he is . Well, just just out as athat were calling dont know who he is . Well, just just out as a freak. Ere calling him out as a freak. People like yeah you free people like us. Yeah you free rolling perpetua dating. Rolling freak. Perpetua dating. Okay. Okay. Considerably sadder manifestations of mental instability now josh and non isolate a case of isolation in the telegraph. Well this is also japan. How japan is tackling hikikomori. Oh hikikomori, hikikomori. Oh hikikomori, hikikomori. Probably a syndrome that creates a generation of recluses. Theyve got a real issue there of people 18 to 25 in particularly and this is a writer whos sort of talking about his life. Suppose he lived about his life. Suppose he lived with his grandma and she just was a survivor of World War Two and basically said, your face is doing my head in whatever in that sentiment. A downward spiral. And he spent years just in his bedroom and he said he only alive when he to only felt alive when he went to the toilet. Thats the toilet. I know thats feeling but he finally feeling wow. And but he finally got out of but this is the got out of it. But this is the steps that the Central Government local councils steps that the central govtakingrt local councils steps that the central govtaking to local councils steps that the central govtaking to get local councils steps that the central govtaking to get peopleyuncils steps that the central govtaking to get people outils steps that the central govtaking to get people out of are taking to get people out of their homes because it can lead to suicide. And but do we think this is like a particularly its got a japanese name . A suggestion . Its a is there a suggestion . Its a particular malaise. In particularjapanese malaise. In some been going a some ways its been going for a few years. Some ways its been going for a fewtheys. Some ways its been going for a fewthey kind of started. They kind of started. Its kind like start of incels kind of like the start of incels and stuff, but there they were there first. And but whats worrying that whats worrying to me is that whats the theyre the actual solution . Theyre launching metaverse social events. Like events. Its kind of like Different Levels of nerdiness, like get theyre like you get the theyre actually metaverse actually mostly the metaverse is actually mostly the metaverse is a. But for them its a retreat. But for them its actually a metaverse putting on vr goggles and remaining still in his home having a sort of in his home but having a sort of avatar of himself. But then but some of them then into the then would come out into the real then would come out into the reaiyeah. So youve to start yeah. So youve got to start somewhere. What is it about Japanese Culture what is it about japanese cultlof do know . Is sort of thing . Do we know . Is there sense of, well, people there any sense of, well, people dressing up as dogs . Well, theres generally a lot of theres just generally a lot of social of certain social dysfunction of a certain kind, isnt there, of them not feeling very physically connected feeling very physically connecte it feeling very physically connecte |t seems to be linked yeah, it seems to be linked to neurosis and to sort of high neurosis and strict social structures. Yeah. I mean, i relate to it a lot. I mean, at japan, you know, mean, i look at japan, you know, have you seen their toilets . Theyre complex. Theyre incredibly complex. Theyve got sounds. And anyway, its got one its a long story. Weve got one minute to cover the daily minute left to cover the daily mail and cohort mocked mail and a cohort weve mocked in but with heavy it but with heavy metal, it sounds swedish sounds like the swedish variation bit darker. Variation is a bit darker. Yeah, so its similar. Its a swedish author undercover swedish author going undercover in community. In the incel community. Involuntary celibates, of course, and usual with the course, and as usual with the mainstream they get it mainstream media, they get it all just want all wrong. They just want to demonise incels and say theyre sort white men. You sort of evil white men. But, you know, with of them, the know, with a lot of them, the majority of them left wing. Know, with a lot of them, the maj you of them left wing. Know, with a lot of them, the majyou of thythat . Left wing. Know, with a lot of them, the maj you of thythat . Andt wing. Know, with a lot of them, the maj you of thythat . And majority did you know that . And majority arent kind arent white. So its a kind of they only the ones who go they only take the ones who go completely and attack some completely mad and attack some people even in people who obviously are even in sweden. Its mainly sweden. A lot of its mainly its just sad, but it seems like extremely misogynist. Look the culture, they dont look at highlighted extreme ones. Ones. As ļ¬n as you say, this is the thing. Hes book to write thing. Hes got a book to write and so you get a bad impression. A lot these people are a lot of these people are probably just trying to connect with probably just trying to connect wititheyre just who theyre just people who cant get and are very get girlfriends and are very sad. Most of them. Is a function . A okay. Is it a function . Is a function the sexual function of the sexual revolution or thats why theres the greater distribution of the dating feminism, theres theres feminism, theres economic causes, all sorts of things. Well, the show is nearly things. Wletshe show is nearly things. Wlets take|ow is nearly things. Wlets take|ow is nequick over. Lets take another quick look at tuesdays, front pages. We mail with shut we have the daily mail with shut down telegraph. Lockdown down the telegraph. If lockdown harmed nearly of children harmed nearly half of children and stewart broad, the ai weapons will pose a risk to humanity. And stuart broad, the humanity. And stuart broad, the guardian dismay as Prime Minister, vows to max out uk fossil fuel reserves and stuart broad, the daily express banks warned you cant rip off savers anymore. And stuart broad, the anymore. And stuart broad, the daily star. Anymore. And stuart broad, the daily star. Im keeping hold of my chopper. Rishi sunak those were your front pages. Thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest, josh howie and nick dixon. Were back tomorrow at 11 pm. Andrew doyle will be in the p. M. Andrew doyle will be in the chair, hosted josh howie and leo kearse. If youre watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. A. M, stay tuned for breakfast. Otherwise, a pleasure. Otherwise, its been a pleasure. I will be seeing you in about a months time when i get back from edinburgh. Best. Months time when i get back from night. Rgh. Best. Good night. The temperatures rising. The temperatures rising. Boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Weather on. Gb news. Evening. Im alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. Should be a drier day tomorrow and many places will see some bright or even sunny spells. Still quite breezy, however, not particularly warm. And behind me theres another area of low pressure lurking for wednesday. This area of low pressure lurking for wednesday. This one brought area of low pressure lurking for wednesday. This one brought the wednesday. This one brought the wet weather for much of the country today, still fairly soggy this evening. Soggy out there this evening. Some heavy in places some heavy showers in places staying pretty damp across eastern and scotland eastern and southern scotland through the night. But further south, places will some south, many places will see some lengthy, spells. And lengthy, clear spells. And across northern scotland , where across northern scotland, where its been dry for most of the day, the far north, day, of course, the far north, at itll stay dry at least itll stay dry overnight. Temperatures dropping to 13 celsius on to to about 13 or 14 celsius on to tuesday. And as i said, a drier tuesday. And as i said, a drier day. It doesnt mean completely dry. Still a showers, dry. Still a few showers, certainly across the certainly initially across the south west and quite a grey morning northwest england morning over northwest england with rain and with some outbreaks of rain and theyll only slowly ease off through the day. So it will be quite here. Parts of quite damp here. Parts of southern seeing some southern scotland seeing some showers northern showers north of northern ireland. Said, ireland. But as i said, for many, drier, brighter many, itll be a drier, brighter day a lot of cloud, but day still a lot of cloud, but a bit of blue sky. Well see temperatures into the bit of blue sky. Well see tem 20stures into the bit of blue sky. Well see tem 20s across into the bit of blue sky. Well see tem 20s across the into the bit of blue sky. Well see tem 20s across the south, the bit of blue sky. Well see tem 20s across the south, high low 20s across the south, high teens further north. But then that next comes in during that next low comes in during tuesday evening into the southwest. And at this, southwest. And look at this, a spell heavy rain coming in by spell of heavy rain coming in by blustery showers falling on behind. Unseasonably windy again behind. Unseasonably windy again along the south coast of england. So a wet spell coming in through the middle part of the week with, again, temperatures below average for the time of year. Below average for the time of year. Bye for now below average for the time of year. Bye for now. Year. Bye for now. The temperatures rising. Boxt the temperatures rising. 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