Artillery, as well as missiles and fast jets. The idf have and fast jets. The idf have confirmed that tonight they will expand their ground war in gaza significantly. Theyve issued significantly. Theyve issued another warning to civilians in northern gaza to get out of the area and to head south. And meanwhile , the Uk Foreign Office meanwhile, the Uk Foreign Office hasissued meanwhile, the Uk Foreign Office has issued an urgent warning to british nationals in israel, warning of the possibility of increased rocket attacks in the hours and days ahead. In response to this major escalation. Escalation. Well, tonights escalation follows consecutive nights of israeli incursions into gaza, an almost three weeks of aerial bombardment and shelling and explosions have been seen on the border with gaza, where Israeli Forces have been massing since the hamas attacks on the seven of october. The terror groups confirmed its fighters are involved in ongoing clashes. The Israeli Air Force is also carrying out extensive strikes on the network of tunnels and other hamas infrastructure. Other hamas infrastructure. Internet and mobile phone services have also been cut off. Meanwhile, the United Nations has ovennhelmingly adopted a resolution calling for a humanitarian truce in gaza. The resolution, drafted by arab states, condemns all violence, terror and indiscriminate attacks against palestinian and israeli civilians and calls for the unconditional release of hostages. Its also demanding hostages. Its also demanding aid , access to the besieged gaza aid, access to the besieged gaza strip. 120 members of the strip. 120 members of the General Assembly voted in favour at the uk, plus 44 others abstained and 14 countries voted against it, including israel and the united states. The resolution is non binding but could put diplomatic pressure on israel to de escalate the conflict. At the un, secretary conflict. At the un, secretary general Antonio Guterres says this is a moment of truth and history will judge us all. Well thatis history will judge us all. Well that is it for the moment here on gb news. Were live across the uk. Thats it from me. But now its time for the headliners i hello. Among the headliners. Hello. Among the headliners. Im nick dixon, taking you through tomorrows top stories for next hour. And im for the next hour. And im joined by token woman cressida wetton. Im so sorry. And token wetton. Im so sorry. And token Louis Schaefer. Its Louis Schaefer. Ive given you your schaefer. Ive given you your own category there, louis. Well what is my category . What of my token of just youre just yeah, im the only Louis Schaefer, but they said that me in new york too, that about me in new york too, that about me in new york too, that was, i was unique. That i was, i was unique. I dont believe that. But it, but maybe. Maybe i am. You think youre generic . I think youre very unique. You very unique . Well, can you be very unique . Well, can you be very unique . Good question. Is it a tautology . Yeah louis is in a good mood. How are you feeling, cressida . Ready for a great show . Yes. Yes. Always happy to be the token woman. On twitter today somebody on twitter today said a good well, said i was a good sport. Well, thats. Yeah, thats the thats nice. Yeah, thats the brand. Thats im for. Going well, that kind well, is that the kind of woman that hangs out with the men things and men saying awful things and doesnt much . Doesnt mind that much . A pick me. I doesnt mind that much . A pick me. I dont no, thats a pick me. I dont know. Regret saying that. Id know. I regret saying that. Id take back. Take it back. Okay. The kind of okay. That is the kind of seamless banter well be able to enjoy throughout show. Enjoy throughout the show. Lets have the front have a quick look at the front pages the mirror carnage pages so the mirror has carnage looms pretty dark headlines today. The telegraph has israels forces advance israels Ground Forces advance on gaza. The times iran hijacking uk protest sites. The guardian no fuel, no power nowhere safe life on the streets of gaza. The eye week and gaza blackout as israel launches onslaught. Blackout as israel launches onslaught. And finally, the daily star. The as the, which you can pretty much understand what that story is about from the title. And those were the front pages. So lets start with front pages. So lets start with saturdays mirror christendom. Saturdays mirror christendom. Okay. Carnage looms. Israel Ground Invasion looms with pounded gaza, cut off and World Holding its breath. So its pretty bleak. Israel is poised for a full scale Ground Invasion of gaza after launching a deadly blitz of strike strikes from land, sea and air. So its already its already started. Already its already started. Theyre already bombing in gaza. Theyre already bombing in gaza. The defence minister for israel has said it will take a long time and be a hard battle and the Defence Force , a defence the Defence Force, a Defence Force spokesman has added. In force spokesman has added. In addition, the attacks were carried out in recent days. Ground forces are expanding their activity, so eventually they want to go in and theyre looking to get the tunnels where we believe hamas are hiding. Yeah yeah. I mean theres a lot of calls for ceasefires, but its not happening. Not just the tunnels. Theyre not just the tunnels. Theyre trying to get the hamas people. They want to get the hamas leaders. But the truth is, i mean, from what i gather from this is that people making it seem like hamas is like leading or the leaders. And once you this is a very western idea. As this is a very western idea. As you get rid of the you get rid of the head and the body follows, you get rid of hitler. Theres no. You get rid of stalin, theres no, you know, world. No russia. You world. Theres no russia. You get a soviet union , you get rid get a soviet union, you get rid of Robbie Williams and theres no take that just if i could make a joke in this in this. Well, thats what it is. Its like theres one guy and hes the guy. And once you get rid of the guy. And once you get rid of the guy, those people are just like you and me. And the truth is, not. Theyre angry is, theyre not. Theyre angry and they. Theyre not going to give up once they if they kill every single leader. So youre saying if they took out hamas, there would be another hamas equivalent in future . Yeah, because its in the hearts of those people. And as i can understand why theyre feeling this way, why they do feeling this way, why they do feel this way, we are regularly reminded that hamas and palestine arent the same. I palestine arent the same. I know. And thats a lie. It is a know. And thats a lie. It is a lie. I think youre saying hamas is the same as palestine. Is the same as palestine. Why . Because theres also military. Theres also a political wing of hamas. Or do you think do represent the you think they do represent the will the people they will of the people because they voted for them . Because. Right yeah, because. Because. Right now hostages in yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest hostages in yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest bank hostages in yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest bank and 1ostages in yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest bank and we ages in yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest bank and we dontin yeah, because. Because. Right nomwest bank and we dont know the west bank and we dont know where they are because the people are covering for them. All these theres hundreds of miles of tunnels and the people love those tunnels and they love the fact that theyve given a black eye or a bruised face to israel with with the you know, with the massacres. So i mean , i with the massacres. So i mean, i mean, is it bad for me to say that . I think that i think theres a war theres a war going on that we dont to give the other side. I mean, they it wasnt a landslide victory, is it . 56, Something Like that. Was then this was 2006. This was then this was 2006. But idea erg, maybe they but the idea erg, maybe they want somebody else in charge. But that doesnt mean what their core beliefs , you know, isnt core beliefs, you know, isnt the same. Their core belief is they want to go back into israel. They want to take over palestine. Every they all do. Palestine. Every they all do. Its not like theyll theyll calm down if things its still very bleak on the ground now, isnt it . And the un is saying this is a collective punishment because the been cut off. The supplies have been cut off. Theres no aid getting in or very aid. Its been very limited aid. Its been referred crumbs. Referred to as crumbs. Yeah, but of course israel has right defend itself, has a right to defend itself, although maybe although they are maybe struggling pr. Struggling with pr. Unfortunately, as mark put it on his earlier pr, his earlier show of pr, especially if even lewis isnt defending especially if even lewis isnt defen |m not. Youre know. Im not. Youre just trying give objective. Trying to give an objective. Trying objective. Im trying to be objective. Everybody knows what i think they they know. Think they they they know. I think they know. They know, know. And know. They know, you know. And that doesnt mean that i cant understand their point of view and present it in kind of an objective way to make it to make it easier for us if were going to lie to ourselves. What chance do but at least we can only, but at least we can only, unlike the bbc, that hamas are terrorists. All right, lets move times then. Move on and do the times then. Lewis well, this is this is another example this is iran another example or this is iran hijacking uk protests. This is hijacking uk protests. This is the times. And its saying its blaming iran , iran, iran. Its blaming iran, iran, iran. Its the same concept is that theres always some outside force manipulating people, you know into the demonstrations or whatever it is. Its an historic trope is the idea that the people arent upset on their own, that they need that they need iran, that the palestine indians, the muslim, the muslims of the world are upset at us and we have acted like we dont know that theyre upset now that weve acted. We think we dont know that theyre upset, but theyre theyre 100,000 pro palestinian demonstrators were last saturday. And theres going to be more. This one, you know who are those people . Are they is iran calling them up and saying, hey, get out there now . Saying, hey, get out there now . I mean, we have no, i agree. I mean, we have a massive problem with this. And its iranian its not just iranian disinformation and so on. But at the same time, Robin Simcock says here, weve underappreciated the threat because, you know, hostile governments spreading disinformation. Does disinformation. This does happen. I mean, the happen. Cressida i mean, the only disturbing thing is its exactly what the exactly the same as what the universities are for universities are doing it for them. Theyre brainwashing students into this sort of vehemently position. Vehemently anti israel position. Meanwhile, just giving meanwhile, iran is just giving it what it a little nudge. What do you think . Mean , this was my oh, i mean, this was my question other when question the other night. When you down the you see people taking down the posters the kidnapped jewish posters of the kidnapped jewish people, you know, you dont know what motives what their motives are individually and individually, do you . And sometimes wonder , well, yeah, sometimes i wonder, well, yeah, i like to speculate i wouldnt like to speculate into the hearts of every single person. Person. I think it is a problem, though, like like with china, we underestimated the extent that china was doing these kind of tactics. The five, you know , tactics. The five, you know, using huawei and stuff like that to spy on us. And i think were already in world war iii. Basically, wants already in world war iii. Bachatly, wants already in world war iii. Bachat with wants already in world war iii. Bachat with iran wants already in world war iii. Bachat with iran now wants already in world war iii. Bachat with iran now weveants already in world war iii. Bachat with iran now weve got to chat with iran now weve got iran, russia again , and weve iran, russia again, and weve got obviously ukraine, russia war, and then weve got us and europe, israel another europe, maybe israel in another and just waiting , and then china just waiting, seeing what theyre going to do. Weve of entered seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war of entered seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war iii, of entered seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war iii, even f entered seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war iii, even if entered seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war iii, even if itszred seeing what theyre going to do. Weve war iii, even if its not world war iii, even if its not kinetic, i agree with you. You know what . Was but you know what . I was thinking like thinking about it. Its like its 1066 when in buda , its like in 1066 when in buda, who was the leader of the engush who was the leader of the english forces as boudicca was she, was he anyway , so the point she, was he anyway, so the point is, is in 1066, the english forces went up and met the vikings who were attacking. Vikings who were attacking. Right. The norsemen who were attacking up north at stamford bndge attacking up north at Stamford Bridge or hill, whatever it was. And they beat him. And then they went down, down to face the normans and they lost. They had an okay day. They were one for one. They were they were one for two. They won one and lost one. But the fact that it was coming at two directions, weve got to honestly, i didnt present this. Theres two wars going on. Theres two wars going on. Theres team britain against team world and then theres also the muslim world, the arab world, the muslim world, because the iranians are not arabs who who are against us and theyre angry and they want to. And so the question is, whats who do we fight first . And yeah. And if china invades taiwan, thats another one. But lets have a quick look at saturdays telegraph. President okay. Khans call for ceasefire piles pressure on starmer over divisions in laboun starmer over divisions in labour. Thats one of the stories on the telegraph. So sadiq khan , hes defying keir sadiq khan, hes defying keir starmer , so theres more starmer, so theres more division in the labour party. Hes saying, hey, weve got to stop this. And of this stop this. And of course this has been headache for labour stop this. And of course this has beesomeeadache for labour stop this. And of course this has beesome time. |e for labour stop this. And of course this has beesome time. Theres bour stop this. And of course this has beesome time. Theres lots now for some time. Theres lots of division. The mayor of london demanded that his party back an end to israels military action in a shock move that was swiftly supported by andy berman. The labour mayor of manchester and anas sannar , the scottish labour anas sannar, the scottish labour leader. So yeah , hes not up anas sannar, the scottish labour leader. So yeah , hes not up for leader. So yeah, hes not up for it. It. Um, its quite well, im watching labour sort of try and miss an open goal in this election. I mean theyre in trouble for anti semitism now. Theyre trouble theyre theyre in trouble cause theyre not anti semitic enough because all their councillors are leaving. Breaking leaving. Sadiq khan is breaking ranks starmer ranks with keir starmer turmoil in party. Lewis yeah, in the labour party. Lewis yeah, but its not. The problem is , is there are the problem is, is there are 3. 5 million voters who are who are muslims in this country and theyve supported labour and theyre demanding that keir starmer fight for them as justly so, and sadiq khan here in london, its a hugely Muslim Population and andy burnham in manchester is also usually so its not its not so simple. Its not its not so simple. Its the problem. The problem with keir starmer is, is that is that you dont have to have an opinion when opinions dont matter. But right now, opinions matter. But right now, opinions matter. And thats where hes made hes, he, he , he doesnt made hes, he, he, he doesnt know what to do because so much of his electorate is against israel. Well yeah. Well, well the issue is when the normal people might be pro israel. So he says things like they have a right to cut off the electricity and water and so on. Then his part of his base goes mad and muslim part. The part. So hes the left, the left part. So hes got appease them, actually got to appease them, actually win with win an election with normal people the kind of people, but appease the kind of more of his more radical side of his base. Thats way see but you thats the way i see it. But you put well. All right. Put it quite well. All right. Should finally daily should we finally do the daily star, with this important base . Well, it is kind of scary because joshua hunt or because this guy, joshua hunt or joshua hunt, hes 32 years old. Ive seen his picture there. He looks like about 55. He looks horrible. Looks looks diabetic. And looks like got fatty and it looks like hes got fatty liver and gout and all Liver Disease and gout and all the major diseases of the metabolism. Anyway, he bought a kind of an asda outfit and he was terrorising women dressed up as a the problem was it wasnt halloween, it wasnt. So he had halloween, it wasnt. So he had no excuse. It was in may, may 7th and may 9th. And this is eccentric. Eccentric. When its not halloween us scare people. Have you going to call it eccentric . Thats a really nice way of putting it. Yeah its a bit scary. That was my first thought, you eccentric you know. I know some eccentric people the west country, but people in the west country, but this is. This is beyond the pale. Thats. This is. This is beyond the pal hehats. This is. This is beyond the pal he looks do not own he looks 32 and i do not own a suit. A suit. What was that about . What was that about . Its a strange defence, isnt it . The non defence. Well, doesnt it . Isnt a like a mask. I saw the i forgot. Thats the movie and i forgot. Thats not of the things. Not one of the things. Yeah isnt it . Like isnt a ball isnt it . Like it isnt a ball and thing and you do the thing. Its like that. Its like that. Its like that. So is that what like so is that what its like himself of a serious himself is a more of a serious kind military person just kind of military person just crawling the undergrowth crawling through the undergrowth at is he doing, is he doing, like, manoeuvres . One of manoeuvres . Is he like one of these gareth from the these guys like gareth from the office who thinks of office who thinks hes part of the territorial or the Territorial Army or something . Another person. This is another person. I wouldnt to speculate wouldnt like to speculate whats heart. Knows whats in his heart. Who knows why doing . Whats in his heart. Who knows wthho doing . Whats in his heart. Who knows wthho knows . Whats in his heart. Who knows wthho knows whats in heart who knows whats in the heart of the non . Well, of the or the non . Okay. Well, that a little bit that story rescues a little bit because as comedians, because i felt as comedians, that a tough section. So that was a tough section. But so lets that is lets go to the break. That is it part one. But coming up, it for part one. But coming up, the farage saga the Farage Natwest saga continues calls continues or elon musk calls humza yousaf racist the radio. Welcome back. To headliners. Welcome back. To headliners. Im nick dixon, still here with questlove, wetton and lewis schaffer. There they ive schaffer. There they are. Ive run about them, run out of jokes about them, though, so lets get into it with telegraph. And boris with the telegraph. And Boris Johnson but johnson is joining gb news, but can become the channels can he become the channels second loved presenter . Second most loved presenter . Cressida did after cressida see what i did after lewis , i can be fabulous. I see lewis, i can be fabulous. I see him as more of a contributor. Boris johnson joins gb news as presenter and commentator, so thats exciting , isnt it, for a thats exciting, isnt it, for a new person starting ing to. I dont think hes going to be doing headliners theres a strict rule. He wouldnt be allowed. He wouldnt be allowed. He wouldnt be allowed. Hes got to go and do the pain of some open mics before ten years of the comedy circuit. Minimum hard gigs preston minimum hard gigs in preston night from leeds, then night coaches from leeds, then bofis night coaches from leeds, then boris night coaches boris we can talk night coaches from leeds. Yeah, thats pretty serious. Yeah, thats pretty serious. From and a night coach from preston. Those a few preston. Ive taken those a few times. Fantastic bus times. The most fantastic bus station all the world. Station in all of the world. I preston. Yeah, but i love preston. Yeah, but anyway, never been anyway, ive never been president. Is coming. President. Boris is coming. Pretty big news. A book currently writing a book about in office and about his time in office and he has weekly for the has a weekly column for the daily which is used to daily mail, which is used to criticise sunak. Criticise rishi sunak. His former so yeah, former chancellor. So yeah, hes, hes coming. Im quite jealous his life at the jealous of his life at the moment, actually. Hes writing his to his memoir and getting ready to come and join us. Dont think come and join us. I dont think hes to be working from hes going to be working from the studio though, is he . I think to be out and about. Hes going to be globe trotting, pointing out britains relevance world. Perhaps relevance in the world. Perhaps his some his relevance in getting some sort who knows . Sort of future job. Who knows . And its going to be of and its going to be more of a kind element to it, kind of docu element to it, i think. He put out a video think. And he put out a video saying days are ahead saying our best days are ahead of us as britain. So presumably were three were about to conquer three quarters again. Quarters of the globe again. Thats the empire thats nice. Get the empire back. Know, its a big back. But, you know, its a big coup gb they we coup for gb news. They said we were imploding recently. Yeah, yeah, weve smashed it. Weve got very got boris. But lets be very fair. Have been fair. Some people have been tweeting me saying, well, fair. Some people have been tw wasg me saying, well, fair. Some people have been tw wasg mlockdown. Ying, well, fair. Some people have been tw wasg mlockdown. You. Well, fair. Some people have been tw wasg mlockdown. You know, he was pro lockdown. You know, he was pro lockdown. You know, he was pro lockdown. You know, he was a bit some people even said whatever it said woke or a bit whatever it is. You think . Is. What do you think . I agree with that. I mean i mean, i hope he doesnt he doesnt time and see doesnt go back in time and see what i said about him. I remember i sitting this remember i was sitting in this chair horrific chair when i said some horrific things. And just to say things. And i just want to say that sorry boris. The that im sorry to boris. The fact is its really good for fact is, is its really good for the station this sunday. We have we boris coming and we have boris coming in and this sunday cleeses sunday weve got john cleeses show, is show, which Louis Schaffer is starring 9 00 on this starring in at 9 00 on this channel. Incredible. That channel. Thats incredible. That is minister. You still it about louis you still made it about Louis Schaffer. Yeah, schaffer. Thats amazing. Yeah, i it about me in the i still made it about me in the intro. So weve both right, you intro. The neve both right, you intro. The bige both right, you intro. The big dog. H right, you intro. The big dog. And right, you intro. The big dog. And louist, you are the big dog. And Louis Schaffer is john cleeses sidekick, at ever so sidekick, at least ever so slightly show. Slightly in this show. I mean, do i so you welcome. I mean, do i welcome him . Yeah. This is a remember one thing, nick, and you know this and know this this is a and i know this this is a platform. Is like a record platform. This is like a record label. I dont care who else is on the record as long as on the record label as long as theyre job theyre doing a good job promoting music. Like, promoting my music. Like, remember prince prince, the remember that prince prince, the greatest , an ever greatest musician, an ever prince. I dont care what they say, the greatest. Also had to work with carrie carpenter. She was great, though. She was great, though. Actually. She was great. Actually. She was great. But is it good . I know what you mean. I mean people people tweet at me like. Yeah, like attacking me. If they dont like someone like someone, someone or they like someone, we sack hire someone. Sack someone. We hire someone. Im is like im like, guys, this is like shouting person on the shouting at the person on the desk your was desk because your flight was cancelled. Going cancelled. Like what am i going to do . Im. In. Im in to do . Im. Im in. Im in charge of hiring policy. Yeah, im much integrity. Im so have so much integrity. I dont even give myself show. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know1 give myself show. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know what myself show. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know what inyself show. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know what i mean . Show. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know what i mean . Like,n. Im so have so much integrity. I don� know what i mean . Like, how you know what i mean . Like, how likely its a bit likely is that . Yeah, its a bit above grade, but above my pay grade, but i welcome gone. Welcome it. Gone. Does mean youre so does that mean youre going to have him on your podcast to podcast or not . Well, im to going try get my podcast, going try and get my podcast, but he going be but i thought he was going to be in studio anymore, so its going to a little bit tricky. To be a little bit tricky. Thing is interesting one thing that is interesting is like, lets one thing that is interesting is we like, lets one thing that is interesting is we have like, lets one thing that is interesting is we have a like, lets one thing that is interesting is we have a labour lets one thing that is interesting is we have a labour government, say we have a labour government, then here as then well have boris on here as a kind of its going to be quite strange. That strange. I mean, one thing that troubles we still have an troubles me is we still have an advertising gb news, advertising boycott of gb news, yet well have the former Prime Minister feel minister its starting to feel a bit the former bit like trump, the former president. To put president. Theyre trying to put him in jail. Im like, how can we the former prime we have the former Prime Minister we have the former prime m beloved and voted by is beloved and voted in by a massive of people, and massive amount of people, and yet the pale yet still be beyond the pale because because it shows who the real real power is real power is, the real power is team world. Slightly Boris Johnson is slightly team world. Hes not team world enough. This station is not enough. And this station is not team gone very team world youve gone very team world tonight. Mail tonight. Lets do the daily mail now with update the nigel now with an update on the nigel farage our goal is Farage Natwest saga. Our goal is that one day every single story will news presenter. Because theres presenter. Happening because theres presenter. Happening bec didnt1eres presenter. Happening bec didnt mention lots happening we didnt mention in daily that lewis in the daily mirror that Lewis Schaefer paper. Did you see that . I wanted to put it in, but it was, we was, its a different day. We cant do it. Cant you could do it. You could you could bend the rules a little bit. They said because they about because of what they said about me farage me anyway, is that nigel farage slams report. He slams the independent report. He says its a whitewash report that finds serious failings in the way natwest shut down his account at posh bank. Coutts but rules decision was legal and this is this is how this country runs they they get an independent report right who does the independent reports a law firm thats been hired by natwest so of course theyve been hired by natwest. We dont care about that. Were being paid by natwest that were going to more work from to have to get more work from these give these guys. Were going to give them, not only that, them, you know, not only that, but previously very but theyve previously been very clear that some of the top brass in the organisation, what they think about brexit. To be very so yeah, just to be very clear, emerita senior clear, chair emerita and Senior Consultant was called consultant chris hale was called a lawyer and he a pro remain lawyer and he called brexit a tragedy and now hes reviewing mr farage. Exactly. I mean, exactly. I mean, exactly. So thats what this country does , is they hire somebody that does, is they hire somebody that they they is going to they who they know is going to give them the thing, give them the right thing, who who very english and who say were very english and were going to be were never going to be unobjective. Totally unobjective. Were totally objective. Yeah, yeah. Its you objective. Yeah, yeah. Its you know what . This is the greatest country in the world because it created america. But it should have it should have learned more from america about democracy. From america about democracy. Thats so thats like saying the smiths are the best band because they created morrissey solo career. But im not sure. Solo career. But im not sure. Yeah, thats i went yeah, yeah. Thats what i went with. Some ten people in the north will get it, but yeah, i mean they said it wasnt to do with brexit and yet brexit was brexit mentioned times in brexit was mentioned 86 times in the request. The subject access request. It . Its freudian, isnt it . Yeah. What do we think about the money . Dame alison rose £11 million, 40 of it coming from the taxpayer. Yeah. The taxpayer. Yeah. And its amazing. Its amazing. A e made 10 million amazing. A e made 10 million last yeah shocking. Last year. Yeah its shocking. Did you remember that story about louis . Was you about you, louis . It was you having at the monarchy, having a pop at the monarchy, wasnt monarchy . Having a pop at the monarchy, wasyeah. Monarchy . Yeah. Yeah. Only would have the only louis would have the whatever takes on gb news. Whatever it takes on gb news. The chutzpah, the chutzpah. Because i know the people out there monarchy. Im there love the monarchy. But im an i dont. We got an american and i dont. We got rid of the monarchy. They should have got rid of the have learned and got rid of the monarchy, have learned and got rid of the monarciyouve been in the yes. Youve also been in the papers. One day every single gb news presenter will be in the papers. Lets have a look at the guardian and there a cultural guardian and is there a cultural issue mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability to mps guardian and is there a cultural issue than inability to bes conservative . Minister denies conservative . Issueiinister denies conservative . Issue among denies conservative . Issue among toryes conservative . Issue among tory mps cultural issue among tory mps after Crispin Blunt arrest it. So theres been quite a lot of this lately. Blunt, a former Justice Minister and the mp for reigate was arrested by police on wednesday suspicion of on wednesday on suspicion of rape possession drugs rape and possession of drugs before said in before being bailed. He said in a statement that he expected to be and made reference to be cleared and made reference to an of extortion in an allegation of extortion in that previously reported that he had previously reported to police. So thats ongoing due process. We dont know whats process. We dont know whats going that , process. We dont know whats going that, but going to happen with that, but theres been lots of similar situations recently, including peter bone, julian knight, chris pincher theres about eight of these. And some of them are these. So and some of them are actually convicted. Actually convicted. Yeah. And chris pincher had to because of his it to do it because of his name. It just funny. He had to go just was too funny. He had to go with yeah. Unfortunate isnt with it. Yeah. Unfortunate isnt it . Yeah. I mean, if you were going pincher, going to be called pincher, its almost do this, almost like i have to do this, but rest of them. But, but, but the rest of them. But, but, louis, to do louis, is it something to do with conservatives . Know, with conservatives . You know, theres was kind theres tory sleaze was a kind of at one point in this of a cliche at one point in this country theres country then again, theres plenty as well. Plenty of labour sleaze as well. So is it just sleaze . So is it just general sleaze . The way the i think its the way the tories is is tories are created is that is that labour in order to become a labour councillor and then a labour councillor and then a labour mp , youve got to be in labour mp, youve got to be in the trenches for what you like, 13 years old, handing out flyers. So you spend a lot of time fellow time with your fellow councillors, fellow labour councillors, your fellow labour people, youve got plenty of people, so youve got plenty of opportunity to around with opportunity to fool around with these plenty, these people. Theres plenty, but a conservative is all but but a conservative is all alone the world. He has no alone in the world. He has no friends. I see these friends. I see these conservatives. Theyve got no friends. So that they so that they theyre all, you know, in order for them to be an mp, maybe they lot of money maybe they give a lot of money to party. Maybe theyre to the party. Maybe theyre friends one so they friends with one guy. So they have more chance to be a bit messy. Interesting. This is a theory. Theory. Conservatives work very hard and same , but same and its just the same, but same process. Theory process. But okay, yeah. Theory from Louis Schaefer. I mean, it could the me too culture could also be the me too culture that just everythings that theyre just everythings a well, could you know well, it could be and you know the thing here that the important thing here is that blunts been asked to stay away from this from parliament while this is investigated. So , you know, you might and so, you know, you might think, well, thats a good idea, but of course, it might also not be cant be a good idea because we cant get people are get to a point where people are just things by just exclude from things by being accused of something. So due process is being threatened that i due process is being threatened thati do due process is being threatened that i do absolutely agree with, but genuine , maybe but maybe theyre genuine, maybe theyre not. Just saying could be im just saying it could be the culture, but it might the metoo culture, but it might not well. You to be not be as well. You have to be so this so careful now hosting this show, do the telegraph show, but lets do the telegraph and humza and elon musk has called humza yousaf , which a yousaf a racist, which seems a bit harsh. He hates white people. Louis yeah, and basically louis yeah, and basically saying saying the scottish people are white. I mean, scottish people used to be. Elon musk calls humza yousaf blatant, blatant racist over whites fill all the top roles in scotland and basically humza yousaf said that take my portfolio so everybodys white in it. The lord president. Hes white, the lord president. Hes white, the lord justice, clerk, clerk is white. The high courtjudge is white. The high courtjudge is white. Everybodys white in scotland. And then you find out that scotland is 96 white. So an and i think its an insult to call somebody white because it basically reduces them to bland and so elon musk elon musk piped in with x he said this so you know whats his name . Yousef know whats his name . Yousef said this in 2020 and at and elon musk piped in just now calling him a racist. I think its very narcissistic of yousef because what hes really saying is nobody in this country can make it unless theyre white brackets, except me. Yeah. Which is. Is. Yeah, thats funny because it means hes like such a great 9113 means hes like such a great guy. Look, its like, you know , guy. Look, its like, you know, against all the odds, against all the odds, nobody else has made it in this country. Except. Except the Prime Minister. Except the Prime Minister. Except head of the except the head of the opposition. No its completely. Its completely insane. I mean , you couldnt say this mean, you couldnt say this about anyone else. Went on about anyone else. You went on this all these this long rant about all these people white. Many of people that are white. Many of us have seen the clip on x so and sos so and sos, us have seen the clip on x soyoui sos so and sos, us have seen the clip on x soyou say, s so and sos, us have seen the clip on x soyou say, scotland,i and sos, us have seen the clip on x soyou say, scotland, 95. 4 sos, as you say, scotland, 95. 4 white. Course, theyre white. So of course, theyre white. So of course, theyre white. And whats wrong with being about white. And whats wrong with beirother about white. And whats wrong with beirother race, about white. And whats wrong with beirother race, youd about white. And whats wrong with beirother race, youd be about any other race, youd be basically i i basically in prison. I mean, i dont why hate dont see why its not hate speech strange. Speech. And its so strange. Were so weird this. Were so weird about this. Youre a white youre in scotland. Its a white country. We were country globally. We were a minority. You know, you hear about the global majority now. Its white people. So what its not white people. So what is wrong with being white . Is so wrong with being white . Its crazy. And musk its so crazy. And elon musk just looked at it as a normal, objective gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, object mad. Gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. Youre gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. Youre a gone, well, just looked at it as a normal, objectmad. Youre a blatantlyll, thats mad. Youre a blatantly racist. Its hard to argue racist. Its hard to argue against elon musk, isnt it . That kind of direct. That kind of direct. But but hamza yusuf, who represents a very minor country, you know, off the of you know, off the coast of america being shouted out by america, is being shouted out by elon musk. How cool is that . Imagine i mean, shouted imagine i mean, you were shouted out by somebody famous recently. Out by somebody famous recently. You know, im talking about no , you know, im talking about no, but it sounds worrying. But it sounds worrying. Oh, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The best friend. The best friend. Yeah, the best friend. Yeah, yeah. Count me out publicly. Anyway. Yeah. Count me out publicly. But anyway. Yeah. Count me out publicly. But whatever. Anyway. Yeah. Count me out publicly. But whatever. Andvay. Yeah. Count me out publicly. But whatever. And it . Yeah. Count me out publicly. But whatever. And it was like, wow, thats great. Hes looked at Jordan Peterson once, retweeted of my tweets. Retweeted one of my tweets. What did you tweet . I dont remember what did you tweet . I dont remember whihumza yousaf happy humza yousaf should be happy that ap him, even that elon musk ap him, even though hes acknowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorribles acknowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorribles ais nowledged in that elon musk ap him, even tihorribles ais happy. Ged in a horrible he is happy. Bet hes loving the attention. Yes. Yes well, some people might think humza yousaf is not racist thats racist for balance, but thats it two. But up, it for part two. But coming up, the mocked israeli the bbc gets mocked by israeli comedians and the guardian gets sued million. You dont comedians and the guardian gets sued to million. You dont comedians and the guardian gets sued to ieitherl. You dont comedians and the guardian gets sued to ieitherl. Ythose. t want to miss either of those. Youre listening to gb news radio. Radio. Welcome back to headliners. Welcome back to headliners. Lets get into it with the guardian and gender identity. Hubs are in chaos. Guardian and gender identity. Hubs are in chaos. And there was hubs are in chaos. And there was i assuming they were going be i assuming they were going to be bastions military efficiency bastions of military efficiency and yeah, well, and logic. Lewis yeah, well, i didnt know this is story. Didnt know this is the story. I didnt know because because this guardian and it this is in the guardian and it says it says delays. Rouse and legal challenges inside the stalls. New stalled new nhs stalls. New stalled new nhs gender identity service. And gender identity service. And remember, they closed the tavistock centre. I thought, oh, thats great, they closed this thing. But what theyre doing is theyre bringing one. Theyre going one up in going to open them. One up in liverpool theyre going liverpool and then theyre going to theyre going like to do one. Theyre going to like combat three places in combat nation of three places in london. A london. Theyre just spawned a load a lot of little ones. I agree. I thought after the cass report this was all coming to end. But not now all. To an end. But not now all. There were 200 referrals and there were 200 referrals for kids to have to have their to be castrated. The boys , you to be castrated. The boys, you know basically having their penises cut off and holes surgically dug into their into their bodies and the healing and not even the healing. And then girls having their breasts cut off and fake penises fashioned. Off and fake penises fashioned. And its going to be done at great ormond street hospital, which beloved institution which is a beloved institution in this country. People love great ormond street hospital. And theyre going to be and what theyre going to be doing. People give money doing. Yet people give money their free money. Its not their own free money. Its not just money that from the government nick. Government, nick. Bigger problem here, and the bigger problem here, the in this i want to say the people in this i want to say industry in this area , theyre industry in this area, theyre theyre completely divided arent half them arent they . Half of them are saying, oh, arent they . Half of them are saying, on, no saying, whoa, hang on, no puberty blockers. Sure puberty blockers. Were not sure about. More and more about that. More and more evidence its evidence coming out to say its a bad idea. Yeah. And then meanwhile, theres other people saying, no, thats conversion therapy. Encourage therapy. If you if you encourage somebody whos thinking about transitioning talk about transitioning to talk about other in their life to other issues in their life to say, well, i would call a holistic approach. Holistic approach. Yeah, some are very aggressive about it, affirming it are not. Some are it and some are not. Some are sensible having sensible and theyre having trouble recruiting staff, which doesnt and doesnt surprise me at all. And how train employees and how to train employees and caring for young people with gender. I mean, and gender dysphoria. I mean, and theyve of theyve got this waiting list of 5766 people. Hope is that as 5766 people. My hope is that as the waiting list is massive and the waiting list is massive and the social contagion recedes, people just decide they dont want to get the procedure. Yeah, well, thats the nhs. Thats nhs handles problems thats the nhs handles problems is they just wait for you is that they just wait for you to so you dont need you to die so you dont need you dont surgery. But but dont need the surgery. But but the is, like, this is the thing is, is like, this is the thing is, is like, this is the culture war. This is one of the culture war. This is one of the wars thats going on. Team world this. Why team world world wants this. Why team world want this . Because team , team want this . Because team, team world wants to reduce popular elation. They want to break up family cause they believe in self identity , which says youre self identity, which says youre not going to part not going to be part of a country, but you will have your identity. Identity. So i think a sort of revenge of south. Dont of the global south. You dont mean team mean that. You mean the team leftist, the leftist world of europe, whatever. But while this is happening, this is this is our war which is going up to the north to fight the vikings while this is happening, massing down below is a major, major enemy force. A major, major enemy force. Theyre having a war in among themselves as the professionals in this area and the people in in this area and the people in in the area are saying, its becoming tribal. People are just not a common station. And not having a common station. And theyre certainly theyre theyre certainly not theyre focussed events focussed on their view of events rather than the specific patient. Yes. Rather than the specific pat which as. Rather than the specific patwhich they should be. Which they should be. Absolutely. Were going to move on. Tomorrows, think, on. But tomorrows, i think, the guided write guided one, theyll write articles we articles like what were we thinking encouraging kids to do this . Theyll on this . And theyll blame it on the far right. Thats just my guess. Guardian and guess. Lets do the guardian and the is the cosmetic surgery industry is growing. You about growing. Say what you want about systematic good growing. Say what you want about system economy. Good growing. Say what you want about system economy. Consider good growing. Say what you want about system economy. Consider itood growing. Say what you want about system economy. Consider it is. I for the economy. Consider it is. Its good for individuals. But whatever number of but whatever rising number of nhs medics training cosmetic nhs medics training in cosmetic procedures, i dont know if it is good for the economy. I think its good for specific doctors because apparently nobodys happy working in nhs. Well, happy working in the nhs. Well, you would you, if you wouldnt be, would you, if theres on. Yeah you wouldnt be, would you, if theres they on. Yeah you wouldnt be, would you, if theres they can on. Yeah you wouldnt be, would you, if theres they can do on. Yeah you wouldnt be, would you, if theres they can do the yeah so what they can do is the cosmetic industry has traditionally been not very well regulated. Bit of a disaster regulated. Bit of a disaster area. Yeah. And now theyre tightening up their game. So they want doctors to come in and because theyre able to more because theyre able to pay more and glamorous they and its more glamorous and they can hours, people are can pick their hours, people are leaving going to leaving the nhs and going to work do botox and stuff like work to do botox and stuff like that. Were going have a lot of were going to have a lot of sick, good looking people, sick, very good looking people, essentially. Lewis how much work have had work except i have had no work except ive lost weight and thats why ive lost weight and thats why i amazing. And eat i look so amazing. And i eat an all meat. An all meat all meat. I eat an all meat diet. All meat . Yes wait diet. You eat all meat . Yes wait a second. Ive told you that. A second. Ive told you that. But i thought you told you that would here. Would say here. You know . Do you know do you know . Do you know theres birthday . Theres a birthday . Know sometimes do you know sometimes i actually really good actually think im really good looking myself looking and then i catch myself like people are watching me. I have. I like people are watching me. I have. I have , like this no neck. Have. I have, like this no neck. Just ive got no neck. And i look. I look fat. I look fat. But in my calendar, which is now available for pre order, go to my website. Lewis schaefer my website. Lewis schaefer. Co. Uk you go to you can go there. It just shows how good looking i am. Can you see how looking i am. Can you see how good looking i this different from the one i previously was going to do . This guy this is now. This guy this is now. Is same calendar, this is the same calendar, but its for 2024. This is from Boris Johnson. Thats know. Got thats all i know. Weve got to tighten channel. Need tighten up this channel. We need some more former Prime Ministers, calendars , fewer ministers, less calendars, fewer calendars. Anyway, youve calendars. But anyway, youve got so lets calendars. But anyway, youve got on so lets calendars. But anyway, youve got on and so lets calendars. But anyway, youve got on and do so lets calendars. But anyway, youve got on and do the so lets calendars. But anyway, youve got on and do the dailylets calendars. But anyway, youve got on and do the daily mail move on and do the daily mail and israeli comedians mercilessly mocked the bbc. Normally thats our job, but good to get some back up. Lewis yeah. Do we have any video for this . Video to this . Do we have video to israel . Okay israel israel . No, just. Okay israel comedians ruthlessly mocked bbc reporting hospital reporting of al ahly hospital bombing in gaza. Satirical show bombing in gaza. Satirical show pokes fun at the beeb and its like comedians in israel and theyre basically saying that israel is completely excuse me that the bbc is completely one sided. The bbc news i guess, is completely one sided against against israel. And they are because israel represents one of the one of the last ethno states and is against ethno states and is on the team world side. Plus is on the team world side. Plus its also sides with the you know, with the with the muslims. Lets have a quick look at the clip just so we know what were talking about, although we still struggle. Still might struggle. Good evening from london. Here are some news from the war in gaza. Israel has bombed a hospital, killing hundreds of innocent people. More more, much better. With more details is our middle east correspondent harry white. Guilt good evening, rachel. From the illegal colony of tel aviv. The illegal colony of tel aviv. I like that. Harry white guilt. What do you make of that, professor . Isnt it kind of shocking that the bbc are a laughing stock in world now . Laughing stock in the world now . I dont know. Id like well, i dont know. Id like to more those to know more about those comedians. That comedians. I mean, is that mainstream israeli tv . Are they rebels . They are. Good point. Theyre not quite as british as advanced as british and american some the american comedy. And some of the production values, but their heart right place. Heart was in the right place. Harry the harry white guilt was funny. The woman had a good take off of a bbc presenter, and the fact that bbc presenter, and the fact that bbc is so easily parodied because sided because theyve so clearly sided with palestine, i mean, israel can see everyone knows can see it. Everyone knows it. I mean, failed completely mean, theyve failed completely in impartiality deserve in impartiality and they deserve to because because to be mocked because because its propaganda its the state Propaganda Network of britain. Its basically a tool of teamwork. And in this country. Teamwork. And in this country. So i mean, im sorry, unless they offer me a job, ive got no respect for them. Thats what we should have in this country, isnt it . That that joke should you know, that joke should be, you know, its for brits to mock the its for the brits to mock the brits, that, brits, but we dont do that, right . Weve lost satire. Its the bbc doing the and its the bbc doing the satire. Got news for you satire. Have i got news for you all yeah. Yeah. But they all smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wouldnt themselves. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wots01t themselves. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wots01t we themselves. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wots01t we should. Ves. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wots01t we should satirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfmet we should satirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfme. We should satirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfme. Im we should satirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfme. Im an should satirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfme. Im an american. |tirise. All smoke . Yeah. Yeah. But they wotfme. Im an american. I rise. Not me. Im an american. I mean, its its none of my its not my. Its none of my business, except my kids are the fact, this, during business, except my kids are the fact, really this, during business, except my kids are the fact, really timesiuring business, except my kids are the fact, really times andg these really bad times and israel has had a lot of problems basically its been that basically its been said that israelis are jews without a sense humour. Sense of humour. Who said that . I have said that. I have said that. I mean, that was that was relatively funny, but its not that funny. But thank god the israelis are not funny. Was that was that not funny. Was that was that really harsh . Really harsh . Reads like a three no on those shocking comments. Those shocking comments. And do the lets move on and do the independent the guardian are independent and the guardian are in for allegedly in trouble for allegedly printing in trouble for allegedly prirone, cannot believe for one, cannot believe it. Cressida noel clarke cressida actor noel clarke claims he was cleared by police over Sexual Misconduct allegations. So apparently this man is in doctor who im rubbish with actors so i dont im not familiar with his work but the 47 year old is suing the guardian news and media over eight articles. So thats eight articles. Not one mistake theyve written about eight theyve written about him. Eight times. One from april 2021, which said that 20 women who knew mr clarke in a professional capacity fonnard with capacity had come fonnard with allegations of misconduct. And this since , as you know, this has since, as you know, hes not been found guilty. But the point is, its too late. The damage is done. Et cetera. Et cetera. And i would argue cetera. And i would also argue that lot of damage for that it does a lot of damage for real sexual or it does a lot of damage for real Sexual Assault victims once get so victims because once you get so far into believe everyone far into this, believe everyone stuff , eventually going to stuff, eventually its going to be isnt it . Be believed. No. One, isnt it . Because we were hearing about it. Well, what i like about this story, it made happy because story, it made me happy because finally is suing for finally somebody is suing for like money country like real money in this country as a friend of mine, as a friend of mine, had had vat of of mine, had had a vat of boiling oil dumped on her feet. And it was like major damage to her feet. Why was that . This was this was at the olympics in 2012. And is that an event now . And is that an event now . Yeah, that big boiling. And she got £15,000. Thats nothing for boiling. Thats a yeah thats for boiling vat of oil. Oil. Wow boiling oil. So my point is thatis boiling oil. So my point is that is that number one is do they mention the peoples name is did anybody in america they would have to post the names and the people whose names would be responsible for it. But if youve if you come up and said, i mean, the people complaining about him were there names . About him were there 15 names . Oh, interesting. Oh, interesting. I did for the guy. I i did feel for the guy. I watched video. He seemed watched the video. He seemed quite convincing me. Quite convincing to me. He seemed with kind of seemed filled with a kind of righteous know, righteous anger when, you know, youre i was just youre in the right. I was just my i cant say how my take. I cant say how annoying innocent annoying if you were an innocent person to present as an person to have to present as an innocent must be im just i mean, it must be im just thinking, i allowed say thinking, am i allowed to say that an that about an ongoing is this an ongoing case . I have no opinion on anyway, i have no opinion on it. But yeah, it is a shame when people and thats it. But yeah, it is a shame when peop career and thats it. But yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and thats it. But yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and thes it. But yeah, it is a shame when peop career done and the saw their career done now, as we saw with even though with kevin spacey, even though he it didnt he was exonerated, it didnt matter because career was done. You just said ongoing done. Were just said ongoing done. Were not. Said ongoing done. Were not allowed going done. Were not allowed goiitalk case. Were not allowed to talk about cases. Case. Were not allowed to talk abosomeone cases. Case. Were not allowed to talk abosomeone casecase. Someone is on case. Someone is on case. Squeeze someone is on case. Squeeze in this one lets squeeze in this one then in the telegraph seeing then in the telegraph and seeing teenagers then in the telegraph and seeing tee adults them then in the telegraph and seeing teeadults them a then in the telegraph and seeing tee adults them a bottle of an adult to buy them a bottle of cider and log on to facebook while theyre it. While theyre at it. Companies yeah. Social Media Companies will like will check childrens ages like shops alcohol. Shops, check for alcohol. This is part of the Online Safety act. This Michelle Donelan , who act. This Michelle Donelan, who is the head of something to do with something. And the truth with something. And the truth is, is that is that the government just wants a police state. But the is so they state. But the fact is so they they want to watch kids but meanwhile what is happening with people promoting jihad everywhere you go . So are they everywhere you go . So are they are they going to ban those people . No, theyre not. Well, they will if theyre promoting terrorism, wont they . Promoting terrorism, wont they . Thats no, theyre not to going you know they will. No, no. And look at nicks face. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Lewis right, sadly. But lewis is right, sadly. But and michelle and by the way, Michelle Donald is secretary. Is the digital secretary. But youre right, the head of something. This we know something. And is this we know the safety bill is the Online Safety bill is dangerous it dangerous for free speech. Is it necessary prevent things necessary to prevent things like self harm for young self harm and suicide for young people, is not for me to people, though, is not for me to say im not a parent. I think i think the parents like on an individual basis, should have some grasp of their kid. Dont you . Im looking kid. Why dont you . Im looking at a parent here. I know. At a parent here. I dont know. Yeah no control my kid. Had any control over kid. Oh, they monitor the age oh, do they monitor the age of kids . Yeah of these kids . Yeah they going do . How are they going to do . How are they going to do . Suspicious. Yes, theres im suspicious. Yes, theres going additional going to be Additional Information id, Information Age verified id, but im suspicious that im a bit suspicious that theyll able fake it. Theyll just be able to fake it. Theyll. Getting theyll. Yeah we did. Getting fake day. Not fake id back in the day. Not that did but that that i ever did that, but that is for part is pretty much it for part three. Up in the three. But coming up in the final section on big babies elegance and sober Elegance Coaches and sober raving welcome back to headliners. Lets get straight into it with the guardian. And can you ever be too old to live with your parents . Cressida probably. Parents . Cressida probably. Italian woman Wins Court Case to evict her two sons, aged four, 30 and 42. Its pretty impressive , isnt it . Yeah. She impressive, isnt it . Yeah. She had to evict them. They didnt want to go. But apparently this is not unique them. Is is not unique to them. This is quite italy. Yeah this quite common in italy. Yeah this italian phrase, the bamboo chimney is boccioni. Beautiful. Chimney is boccioni. Beautiful. Ihave chimney is boccioni. Beautiful. I have no idea. Great. Louis looks italian. I bet he could say it. I do. Dont. I can act a good impression of louis. I didnt. Impression of louis. I didnt. The italian. You i didnt. The italian. You did, louis. That makes italian for that makes easy italian for big babies. And apparently they refused to fly the nest. And these sons didnt contribute anything. The womans 75. I mean, youd think by then youre allowed. Allowed. Yeah, people do. 70 of them yeah, people do. 70 of them between 18 and 34 still live at home. So they were just pushing the boat out just slightly. They were pioneers. Yeah, well, the problem is, that whole problem is, is that the whole Country Living with country is living at home with their and having any children. And. And theyre suffering and. And theyre suffering from demographic population collapse. And italy is going to collapse. And italy is going to die. Its a fantastic country and it doesnt have enough people giving birth to children. Theyve got a reputation for being quite romantic , havent being quite romantic, havent they . Quite. They do. Which is. Which is which is. Is ironic the right word . Maybe. Maybe thats just word . Maybe. Maybe thats just a cover for the fact that theyre a bunch of sissy boys. You think theyre just incels who have made a story of romance , but theyre not even reproducing . Well there was a great movie wertmullers seven beauties. There was some of the people have seen seven beauties. If anyone was going to say, i would have sworn Simon Evans Andrew doyle is the second guest. Louis schaefer just guest. But Louis Schaefer just came out with that. That no do you know that movie . No no, its a must see, but its all this who pretends all about this guy who pretends that a real ladies man that hes like a real ladies man and. And hes. But hes a bimbo. And. And hes. But hes a bimbo. Really . 75 but hes a bimbo. Really . 75 year old mother. And theres another funny one where where the parent is actually were taken to court and the guy won. The guy said, im only earning ,20,000 as a part time musician. So mum for getting so he sued his mum for getting out the house. I dont know if he or not, but do you think he won or not, but do you think he won or not, but do you think he suing her for the he should be suing her for the fact that shes a part fact that shes raised a part time musician . Is that good time musician . Is that a good point . Although musician point . Although im a musician myself, but myself, so i respect them. But the live, we the only way to live, as we all know, your brother in a know, is with your brother in a compound romania lot compound in romania with a lot of the of fast cars. Its the healthiest so lets do healthiest thing. So lets do the times with some breaking news the times with some breaking nev louis yeah, this cicero louis yeah, this is cicero cleared Supreme Court of cleared its Supreme Court of murdering five opponent 2086in 2086 year old case and this is in the times and this is one of the most poorly written articles. I mean, ijust both poorly. Its it its because every time every time i read these things, i try to ask myself who was what, when, where, how and why. And if you can answer all those things, you understand the question. And this is im trying to find out. They had a this Group Classics for all had a much file of cicero. Okay. What cicero did is cicero. Okay. What cicero did is so complicated in this thing where this actual trial was held , it wasnt held in a Supreme Court. It wasnt held in any court. It wasnt held in any Supreme Court. It doesnt say where it was held. Okay. Where it was held. Okay. Its just a charity event, isnt it . Its entertainment , isnt it . Its entertainment, but its an entertainment. You have to say this entertainment event was held in the guildford town hall. What the story says, ive not understood what you said. Its a 2086 year old case. Its older than some of the accusations against julius. Than some of the accusations againstjulius. Its a than some of the accusations against julius. Its a very. Could you make any more sense of this . Could move on. This . Because we could move on. Well, understand that hes well, i understand that hes been cleared. So cicero has. Yeah, thats good. Thats good. What hes thinkpieces. Its good to read at but not so good on at home, but not so good on a live comedy and speaking of 63 bc, this is for 2024. The 2024 calendar regulations. Can you see this . Me on a bed cant get away from that. But finally, this this calendar or dont if im not allowed to say that, lets do the and an advert for the mail and an advert for flooring been accused flooring has been accused of perpetuating culture. I was perpetuating rape culture. I was floored question. Floored by this question. Floored floored. Floored by this question. Fl01billboardiloored. Floored by this question. Fl01billboard advert for flooring billboard advert for Flooring Firm with a woman next to slogan. Its so easy to lay is removed after campaigners said it perpetuates the culture of rape. Yeah. How well well, who, rape. Yeah. How well well, who, what, when, where, how in essex. Yeah. Garage Floors Direct. Yes lewis has turned into an investigative reporter. Investigative reporter. Fryston. Give me the facts on the ground. Who, what, when . Well, the guys or girls at garage Floors Direct in Manningtree Essex put up an advert this. So its a advert showing this. So its a woman says in woman kneeling. It says here in a tiny dress high heels. A tiny dress and high heels. Yeah, well, very confused, yeah, well, were very confused, arent we, this about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, e, this about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is this about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is thatis about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is that a about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is that a tiny about yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is that a tiny dress out yeah, well, were very confused, amean, is that a tiny dress . It i mean, is that a tiny dress . Adverts on the tube theres a Company Called pretty little thing. Where were the feminists thing. Where were the feminists when they named that . You thing. Where were the feminists when they named that . You think its like a prom dress . She was standing up. Yeah. She was standing up. I mean. I mean, look. Mean, mean. I mean, look. I mean, look, trouble look, theyre in trouble for this. People have this. Theyre saying people have said some questions. Said we have some questions. Whats easy to lay the sexualised dress sexualised woman in a tiny dress or the floor . I mean, both. Thats the point of the advert. Yeah 9 work, yeah work, right . Yeah work, right . Its how ponds work, right . Its an an analogy. Or it an its an analogy. Or is it a metaphor . One of those two. The truth truth is, is that metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat truth is, is that metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat im truth is, is that metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat im old th is, is that metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat im old school. That metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat im old school. Wet metaphor . One of those two. The trlthat im old school. We used. Is that im old school. We used. I dont know. I dont i dont see i dont i dont see this as the right kind of advertising because women make the flooring decisions. So you should never do anything to upset at least the people who are going to buy your its really bad. Your product. Its really bad. No idea. You know, you shouldnt upset women. Shouldnt upset women. Thats you should know that he know. But he knows. He doesnt know. But i dont such filled dont because im such filled with hostility towards you. You, cressida. To towards you, cressida. To every woman. Are horrible. They are. They are horrible. I think the photo was just its a bit cheeky, but its nothing like whats your calendar. Whats in your calendar. That up. Sorry to bring that up. Sorry to bring that up. Is that the and is that is that the r word to say lay lay , lay. R word to say lay lay, lay. Okay. All right. Well, i think its nonsense. Lets move on and do the mail and can Elegance Coaches save us from the degeneracy of modern culture . Louis yeah , im an elegance louis yeah, im an elegance coach i blame celebrities coach and i blame celebrities for cool. For making sloppy fashion cool. But it can make the average person feel worse about themselves and heres some woman in a very dress , and shes in a very fancy dress, and shes her is anna bay. Shes an her name is anna bay. Shes an elegance from sweden, but elegance coach from sweden, but she in london and spends she lives in london and spends half the time in geneva. Yeah, half the time in geneva. Yeah, so she would know because as a fancy fancy and fancy those are fancy places and she doesnt understand. She doesnt why people doesnt understand why people dress badly. But the fact is, people have been dressing badly for all time. When i was a kid. Now i dont im not. So back in the day, they used to wear cut off jeans and dont you remember the past, lewis . Youve watched those videos on on the internet. Its on the on the internet. Its london in the past. Everyones got bowler hat. Theyre all got a bowler hat. Theyre all thin, we thin, theyre all beautiful. We had closer weve had elegance closer and weve lost i this woman. Lost it. I like this woman. You i agree with that. You know, i agree with that. And i shes and i think i think shes technically right. So i used to live narrowboat and live on a narrowboat and sometimes do. Sometimes i do. Thats your trope. Have this weird dont tell the people that its for a reason. Because gets in so because it gets cold in winter, although not if you like the but anyway, my mum the fire. But anyway, my mum bought wearable blanket. Bought me a wearable blanket. Its incredibly its amazing. Its incredibly warm. But if you catch sight of yourself in the mirror and you feel depressed immediately, i look like someone thats given up if i ever went up on life. And if i ever went to shops in it, that would to the shops in it, that would just be awful. Yeah, i would be upset if we were i would be were going out. I would be upset. You apologise upset. Why dont you apologise for for telling for the people for telling them you in a boat you dont live in a boat anymore. Boating you dont live in a boat anynthats boating you dont live in a boat anynthats your boating you dont live in a boat anynthats your trope. Ating you dont live in a boat anynthats your trope. Youg girl. Thats your trope. You always dont always smart, dont you . That because i see or is that just because i see you know, on here, i look smart. You know, on here, i look smart. If people have seen. Take if people have seen. I take pictures i bare pictures of myself. I got bare feet with my manky toes. We to end on tragically, we have to end on that. But thank you so much. We didnt get to sober raving, but basically it was awful. The show is lets have is basically over. Lets have a quick at saturdays front quick look at saturdays front pages. Mirror carnage pages. So the mirror has carnage looms is there . It is the telegraph, israel Ground Forces advance on gaza. The times iran hijacking uk protests at the guardian. No fuel, no power. No safe life on the streets of gaza. The i weekend has gaza blackout as israel launches onslaught. Blackout as israel launches onslaught. And finally, the daily star has gone with the asda, which we discussed earlier. And those were your front pages. That is it for tonights show. Thanks to cressida and lewis. Were back cressida and lewis. Were back tomorrow. Theres lewis waving at 11 pm. And if youre watching at 5 am, then stay tuned for breakfast. And of course, you can always watch the show on youtube, which is what i do. For now, its good do. But for now, its good night. Good morning and north and welcome to Lee Andersons real world with me, lee anderson i tonight on the show, ill be joined by actress louisa klein and founder of the israeli advocacy movement, joseph cohen. Advocacy movement, joseph cohen. Weve also got former conservative mp and barrister jerry hayes. And joining us once again is former labour mp stephen pound. And weve got a stephen pound. And weve got a great new guest tonight as a military historian. Thats chris newton and looking fonnard to this one. Weve got the dancing legend kristina rihanoff. But first, lets go to the news headunes first, lets go to the News Headlines as. Good evening to headlines as. Good evening to you. Im Aaron Armstrong in the newsroom. The breaking news just in to us. The Israeli Army Says its Ground Forces will be stepping up their operations in gaza tonight and theyve advised residents to move south for their own safety. And live to mark white in tel aviv. Mark, mark white in tel aviv. Mark, this seems the strongest indication yet that the larger ground offensive is about to begin. Begin. I think some very significant news coming out of gaza this evening. The idf confirmed saying that they have stepped up their operations to strike gaza this evening. Its coming under this evening. Its coming under very sustained bombardment as we speak from shelling from artillery fire, from tank fire, from missile fire and from fast