PREMIUM
Eric Begbie spotted this car on a ferry from Wellington to Picton in New Zealand. He concludes that the fame of a mighty Scottish football club may now have stretched beyond the boundaries of a certain Lothian city.
Unfortunate encounter
THE things people do for entertainment. Reader Pam Thompson once arranged an amusing afternoon with some gal pals. The plan was to drop in at a wine bar, followed by a visit to a local psychic.
When the gang arrived at the fortune teller’s house one of the ladies, who was now rather tipsy, said to the mystic miss dealing the Tarot cards: “So I’m guessing that I cross your palm with silver. You say something vague and meaningless. I conclude it’s deep and profound. Then everyone toddles off home happy.”