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Things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very enthusiastic gentleman in the middle. Doug jones has been elected the United States senator from alabama. Well, it is absolutely deafening in here. This news just came in across the screen there from the horses mouth. I can barely hear myself jimmy ive never seen Bernie Sanders so excited. Laugh of [ laughter ] at the roy moore postelection party they were celebrating. They were also not giving up. Roy moore refused to concede. On top of that his horse got towed, it was very sad. [ laughter ] not only didnt he concede, as of showtime none night he still hasnt conceded. He said god will decide when its over. Guess what. God decided, its over. God went home. [ cheers and applause ] gods sitting on his couch watching netflix right now. Its done. Roy moore did last night take time to reflect on the difficulties his campaign faced. As a result of the many allegations against him. This i think is an interesting point. You know, part of the thing part of the problem with this campaign jimmy is that youre on stage with a weirdo in a trench coat . [ laughter ] thats the problem . Or is it Something Else . And of course no special election would be complete without analysis from fox and friends. Some people saw what happened last night as a rejection of president trump, who actively endorsed roy moore. But not fox and not his friends. Dems caught a break when all these allegations came out against judge moore. The environment was really bad. The story i felt was very it was horrific. It was hard for women especially to go to the polls and vote for him, even though those allegations were just allegations and even though it happened so long ago. This was not a referendum on trump. I feel like it was a referendum on harvey weinstein. Jimmy whatever. Something jewy, who ever he is. [ laughter ] not long after they announced doug jones was winning i went to Donald Trumps twitter account. He wrote, congratulations to doug jones and a hardfought victory. The writein votes played a very big factor but a win is a win. The people of alabama are great, republicans will have another shot at the seat in a very short period of time, it never ends. He was gracious, he was tasteful, he didnt insult anybody. Which means theres no way he wrote one word of that tweet. [ laughter ] i guess ivanka grabbed his phone and tweeted that. Then this morning he was back to his old self. He wrote, the reason i originally endorsed Luther Strange and his numbers went up mightily is that i said roy moore will not be able to win the general election, i was right, roy worked so hard but the deb was stacked against him. Which is absolutely perfect. Only donald trump could say, remember when i was wrong . I was right [ laughter ] and the idea that the deck he said the deck was stacked. [ applause ] the deck was stacked against the rpt in alabama. Does donald trump know how a stacked deck works . Maybe this is why his casinos went bankrupt. [ laughter ] heres some real news i bet donald trump wishes was fake. The usa today Editorial Board took an unusually harsh stance against the president. Among many other things they wrote, a president who would all but call senator Kirsten Gillibrand a whore is not fit to clean the toilets of the Barack Obama Library or sheen the shoes of george w. Bush. That is from usa today. The previously most controversial thing they published was a pie chart asking whether cats made great pets. [ laughter ] usa today, other publications are forming strong opinions onramping up their rhetoric. Some of them have never done this before. Consumer reports says, is trump dumber than these toasters . [ laughter ] national geographic. Rare 18 spotted in white house garden. Highlights magazine. There werent any. This is from the national enquirer. Worst beach body. Oh, ebony magazine. Oh hell no cosmopolitan. 17 sexy ways trump will touch you without your consent. This one surprised me. Cat fancy. To be gr to stop grabbing us. You know who must be loving this . Sean spicer. Sean spicer, seemed like he was press contrary 100 years ago but hes writing a book now about his experience working for trump. It will be called the briefing. I guess confederacy of dunces was taken. The book promises to shed new light on all the nights sean spicer cried himself to sleep in the white house. Its scheduled for release july 23rd of next year. Thats good. All the guys he writes about can read it in prison, so that will be fun. End of an era. Another trump o. G. Is o fired from her general at the white house. Apparently she didnt sell as much lemonade as Bret Michaels did. Is that how it works . She was fired by trumps chief of staff, john kelley, and reportedly did not take the news well. They say she was forcibly removed from the white house after angrily demanding to speak to the president and shouting profanities. Although to be fair, everyone leaves the white house shouting profanities. [ laughter ] apparently quite a scene. By the way, now that shes leaving, can someone explain why she was there . Because as good as it is to hear olmerosa is out of a job at the white house it serves as a sobering reminder that olmerosa had a job at the white house. [ laughter ] [ applause ] on the bachelor they get all the contestants who were kicked off to talk about what happened . Thats what this white house needs. Trump staff tells all. Host that, chris harrison. Goodbye, olmerosa and hello gary busey, i guess. [ laughter ] president trumps Approval Rating is the lowest since he took office. According to the latest poll his Approval Rating is 32 . A lot of americans are disappointed with the president. 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This is sheilas album, iconic message for america. Thank you for being here with us, sheila. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show we have from fox nfl sunday, Terry Bradshaw is here. From the mayor, Yvette Nicole brown is here. Penthouse floor is the new album, john legend. John will be performing from the penthouse of the roof of the Roosevelt Hotel just down the street on the fire fox stage. Please join us for that. If at any time over the past two decades, you have watched the rose parade, youre probably very familiar with the duo i am about to introduce. This new years day, they are at it again for the 2018 rose parade hosted by cord and tish streaming for the First Time Ever on amazon prime. Please welcome cord hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan cord and tish [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is so great. Can i tell you, i feel like im in a parade right now. To see you guys here together, well, youre not in a parade. Jimmy i know im not. Youre hosting your own talk show. Jimmy how many years total have you been hosting the rose parade . 25 years. 25 years. Jimmy wow. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. It is such a thrill. I mean, we started in syracuse, new york, news 4. Jimmy oh, wow, thats where it started. Yes, and we did the show on the jazz station. Hosting for fm jazz, jazz radio. Jimmy on the radio. We even got a job once describing the parade for the deaf. Yes. Jimmy for the deaf, huh . You mean the blind . No, the deaf. Jimmy the deaf, really . We dont know sign language. But you know. But its been wonderful. Its a thrill to be on your show. Jimmy its a thrill to have you here. Youre very good looking in person. Jimmy well, same to you. [ cheers and applause ] it is a real honor for us, jimmy. Jimmy its an honor to have you here. It must be a record how many years youve done this parade. Its incredible. 25 years. Except for 2007. Jimmy what happened in 2007 . [ laughter ] youre trying to trick me. Jimmy well move past that. Youre tricky. Its not something we want to get into. Keep it positive. Jimmy gotcha, i understand, i understand, well google it later and figure it out. Its been scrubbed. Jimmy i didnt know that. Most of us see you only on new years day. What to you do the other 364 day of the year . Oh, gosh. Well, cord im a fitness and health expert. I also give motivational speeches. Im single by choice. [ laughter ] and i raise and breed bassett hounds. Jimmy i think we actually have a photograph of you. Whats this guys name . [ cheers and applause ] colonel mustard. Jimmy colonel mustard. One of the great things about the rose parade is all the flowers. I mean, there are just so many flowers. So many. Jimmy how many flowers do they have . Over 1,000. [ laughter ] yes, yes. There are daysdyes. Daffodils. Azaleas. Hydrangeas. Snap dragons. Orchids. Did we say daffodils. Pansies. Chrysanthemums. I better get it down. Jimmy you better. Before new years day. Hyacinth. Whats the one that they get the heroin from . Poppies. [ laughter ] yeah. In fact, jimmy, there are going to be so many roses used for the rose parade that there wont be a final rose for the bachelor. [ laughter ] jimmy is that right. That you should save for the air probably, yeah. This is the type of fun we have. Jimmy you have this regularly, even just socially together. You socialize with each other . We do. My husband is friends with cord. And i wanted to share too that i am also my husbands girlfriend, and i am my kids mom, and i also write books on relationships and codependency. Jimmy is that right . I wanted to give myself a little plug since were on national television. Jimmy oh, yeah, okay. [ cheers and applause ] cord and i met so many years ago. But i remember when i loved about him was his he smelled so clean. Jimmy he did . Put together and smelled good. Sandalwood, yeah. Jimmy i did detect a hint of that. I use a lot of it. [ laughter ] jimmy its been a thrill to have you guys here jimmy, if youll indulge us, we have one thing wed like to we have a christmas cd that weve made. Jimmy oh, really. Yes. Jimmy oh, okay. [ cheers and applause ] if you wouldnt mind. Jimmy tish the season to be cordy, very cute. What kind of songs are on this album . Cord wrote one of them. Jimmy really. Mostly christmas classics that we havent yet gotten the rights for. Jimmy oh, you havent, okay. Were working on that. Jimmy im going to pop this in the car, i really look forward to hearing that. Wed love to sing one if you have time. I dont know if you have time. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, yeah, i mean, if the audience wants it, sure. Go right ahead. Cord and tish, everybody, with a Christmas Song [ cheers and applause ] ill be home for christmas you can plan on me please have snow and mistletoe and presents on the tree Christmas Eve will find me where the love light gleams ill be home for christmas if only in my dreams skop dip a dip dab a dab a dab da da da dip do terrible, cord. What . Da da da doob doob disaster. I think it sounds good. Why are you laughing . Its terrible. Christmas eve will find me where the love light gleams ill be home for tishmas if only in my dreams if only in my dreams see bap bap do bah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy cord hosenbeck and Tish Cattigan the rose parade hosted by cord and tish is streaming live on amazon prime on new years day. Well be right back with Terry Bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by the new 2018 nissan rogue. Innovation that excites. Im worried. I have this medical bill. Oll, huh . 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Its always a treat to welcome our first guest to the show, especially on the second night of hanukkah. He is a football hall of famer and nuttiest part of the panel on fox nfl sunday, please say hello to Terry Bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im very brglad to se you. I havent seen you in 3 1 2 years. Yeah. Where have you been, wed love to have you on the show. Have you ever heard of calling . Jimmy thats an interesting way to look at it. The way we look at it here, weve booked you four times and youve canceled right before the show four times. Are you serious . Jimmy i am serious. Really . Jimmy yeah. The skit they just did, that was supposed to be my skit. Did you know that . Jimmy are you a scatter . Do you do scatting . Do you do scatting . Da da da da da da yeah, i could do that. How you doing . Had the teeth done . Theyre white or something . Jimmy can i tell you something, i did get my teeth whitened and nobody noticed it except for you. I noticed. Jimmy thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thats why im here. I knew him when he wasnt this. Can you pick me up . Im at the holiday inn express, i need a ride today. Jimmy one of my great career moments was wed been working together at fox sports for i think two years. At first you didnt like me at all. Thats not true. Jimmy at first, the first couple of weeks. But eventually i like to think we bonded. We did. Jimmy so you made a speech at a holiday dinner we had, off in some town somewhere. You stood up and you said, hey, listen, i just want to say because not all the guys were on board with my presence. You said, this guy has been here for a couple of years now, and i just want to say at first i didnt know what to think of this guy, but i really think he does a great job and i just want to say, timmy, thank you. [ laughter ] well, jimmy. Jimmy yes, its jimmy, yeah. Jimmy had come quite a long way. Jimmy i changed my name. Im going to go over to landover, philly, and do jimmy i did well with the pitch, you have to admit. I had no idea. Had i known that this is where you were going to end up, i would have oh, oh been a whole lot nicer. Jimmy you would have, okay. Trust me on that, my friend. [ applause ] jimmy you were plenty nice. I got to meet counter family in philadelphia. Jimmy thats right. Those people are not related to me. Passed away . Jimmy those are wealthy people that own a center, i had nothing to do with that. Last time you were here, youd just been married for the fourth time. You know what, really, is that necessarily . [ laughter ] jimmy the fourth time part . No, why do you have to say four . Jimmy im trying to figure where we are, star wars puts numbers on things. Im this far away from kicking your ass. I have got a great wife. Great wife. Jimmy good, great, still the same one . Yes, the same one. 20 years. Jimmy no. We dated 15. Jimmy oh, okay. Now weve been married going on 19 going on we had our dating years added to our marriage. 19 years. We always say 19 years. Jimmy what do you like to do for fun . You go to hawaii what do you go . Play golf. I play golf, ive got a foot fusion, a knee replacement, look at the pin in my wrist. Jimmy youre not surfing or anything . No, trust me on that, jack, i aint im not going near the water. First of all, Everybody Knows my family, i hate the ocean. Jimmy you hate the ocean. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy why . Its got sharks in it. Jimmy because of the sharks . God rest my father. Wonderful man. And so i knew he wasnt going to be able to come back to hawaii again. I had us a picture setup for my kids and i and my mom and dad. My mothers still alive, 88 years old. Mom, if youre watching. [ cheers and applause ] i had this gone to a snorkel shop with my wife, i promised id go snorkeling, get in the ocean with her. I got speed fins, one swoop, 20 yards. Know what i mean . Because sharks. Sharks i got an awesome mask, then a nineblade knife. Oh, yeah. If im going down, seriously, jimmy, im taking blood with me. Jimmy right, okay, yeah. I got this knife. Theyre laughing at me, ha ha ha youre so silly so we go down to take the picture on the big island. Were sitting there, all of a sudden were taking pictures. Smiling. Ive got my mom and dad there. Whomp whomp whomp, a helicopter going up and down the beach. Im going snorkeling with my wife like i promised. Spent 4,000 on stuff. I aint planning on using it but one time. Finally we get through with the photographs, going to change to go snorkeling. I asked what do you call those little boys that run around bringing you drinks . Jimmy boys. [ laughter ] boy, whats the helicopter, whats that up and down . He said, oh, well, mr. Bradshaw, we have spotted a great white shark this morning. Hah let me tell you about my snorkeling experience. Jimmy you went this . No, [ bleep ]. No jimmy you did not go in. No, no jimmy i didnt know you were so scared of sharks. Bull sharks are in fresh water too. Jimmy oh, really . Lakes. I got people that dont like me in texas jimmy youre worried a bull shark is going to be in the lake . You can laugh all you want. Jimmy will you go in the pool . No bull sharks love, love that salt water. Jimmy right, yeah. Salt water pools now, i got a salt water pool. People who have money and a double wide, you get a salt water pool. I got a salt water pool. Jimmy i want to ask you one football question. Its all everybody asks you about. I know so much about it. [ laughter ] jimmy last year someone had to have written this town fdown for him. Jimmy this is not a real football question. I cant get this up, what is that . Permanent . Jimmy we have special monkeyproof cards when youre here. [ laughter ] thats funny. Jimmy i want to ask you a quick question about the super bowl last year. Tom brady, he eclipsed the record you held with joe montana, the two you had. Hes right here, guys. Really, really . Raise your hand. How many of your wife makes 30 million plus a year . Raise your hand right now. Jimmy right, tom bradys wife. My point exactly. Although mine has a lot of money. [ laughter ] jimmy you were very gracious on camera. Were you secretly and quietly rooting for tom brady to lose no. Jimmy you were not . No, not at all. I had my moment. I could have got five, six jimmy who is the better quarterback, tom brady or Terry Bradshaw . I am, of course. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, listen. I will take a back seat to no one. Even though my stats dont bear that out. Jimmy your stats look pretty good. Its great to see you. Thats it . Im through, right . Jimmy youre through. Come back again. What about my problems im dealing with . Jimmy you have problems . My emotional upset. I got depression, im all i got a movie coming out. We didnt talk about my movie. Jimmy whats the movie . Father figures coming out next friday. I had the premiere better late than never last night on another network, nbc [ laughter ] im touring its the isaacs. Jimmy you are . A gospel group. Jimmy do they know youre touring with them or are you following them around . They will know now. [ laughter ] jimmy Terry Bradshaw, fox nfl sunday and see him in the new movie father figures, well be right back. Pepe, so slow. Dear santa, i would like the new fire fox browser. It is fast enough to handle zillions of tabs, not like the other browsers that are so slow and boring. Were waiting. For pages to load. Stuff to appear. Gifs to get giffing. Streams to stay streaming. Were waiting for a browser that does good and goes fast. So what are we waiting for . But now its awake. The force is yours. The last jedi ar stickers only on the google pixel camera. Fa la la la la with la la. Of h lly, oh when you walk by every night talking sweet and looking fine. Tis the season to be jolly. Fa la la la la. Oohh. Im so into you. 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The mayor airs tuesday nights on abc. Please say hello to Yvette Nicole brown. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you smell very good. Do i smell good . Thank you, jimmy. Jimmy you by the way, i just learned youre one of the few people you might be the only person i know who has seen the new star wars movie who didnt work on it. It was a really good week. One, im here with you which is amazing. Jimmy thank you, okay. [ cheers and applause ] i got nominated for my first naacp award, which is huge. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations. I got to go to a screening of star wars, which was amazing. Jimmy the screening or remere mere . A screening, my friend as blogger. I thought because i was on an abc show, a show called the lego star wars, i play lieutenant valerius, im in the star wars family. Jimmy part of the star wars universe. That didnt tell me at all. I call the everybody, i was working on this, they said, precious, we love you but you cant come to this precede mere mere. Jimmy no i went to a screening and wore my star wars tshirt, then a sweatshirt, if i got cold or hot i would still represent the show. I had both. Im such a big star wars fan. Jimmy since childhood . Since childhood. Allegedly i may be old enough to have seen the first in theaters. I said allegedly. [ laughter ] nobody know my age. Im a huge fan. I love everything about it. On the mayor i built millennium falcon on my off time. Jimmy what . Out of legos. Im a huge fan. Jimmy youre building a lego millennium falcon. Whenever they said cut, id go to my room and put some legos together. Jimmy what did you do with it afterwards . Its in my garage right now. Im going to use whatever that glue they use to hold it together, put it somewhere in my house. Jimmy youre going to put the whole thing back together and glue it . Spray glue or lego, yall got a spray grlue or something to keep it together. Jimmy this is the kind of thing tip key the husband will bring home and the wife says, that goes in the garbage, i am a really big nerd. Talking to the producer of your show, nerds get a bad rap. All a nerd is someone who really loves stuff a lot, right . I think its great to kind of enjoy things. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, i understand, im with you. I think since nerds took their revenge, people have been nervous. Maybe a little nervous since the gloom, understood. Jimmy were you like this when you were a kid . Because there werent many female star wars nuts in my school. Yes, i kind of always been a little bit out of step with whats cool. I feel sometimes the outcasts can decide to be the cool kids. I decided myself i was cool. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were there other girls who liked star wars . I didnt find any when i was a kid. I have a group of friends now that love all things nerdy like the walking dead. Once upon a time. A whole bunch of thins i love. Not when i was a kid, it was just me and my brother playing star wars. Jimmy do you go to comiccon . I do, every year. Im a little nervous about cosplay. Because sometimes jimmy you should be. Im a walking dead fan. I found the people dress up as the walkers and they kind of want to come up do you like this. Theyre fully into it. I appreciate what youre doing but you got to stop. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont like it either. No, no. Jimmy i wont go into a haunted house. I dont either. Im not i love the zombie shows, but i dont like the experience. Jimmy right. I want to see it on a screen. I need some separation. Jimmy i feel the same way about murder. [ laughter ] exactly, exactly. Jimmy so now youre on the mayor. I am. Jimmy who are your castmates on the show . Brandon micheal hall, the mayor. Jimmy he plays your son. He plays my son. Hes 24 and he plays my son, yall, weep for me. Weep for me. Marcel spears, his birthday is today, hes here, the guys are backstage. Jimmy they came with you, thats nice. Bernard davis jones who plays jermaine. A Wonderful Group of young actors, this is the first show ive been on where im the elder stateswoman. Jimmy do you share advice with them . I do. I tell them every show ends. [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. Start strong and let them know, dont get attached. On the mayor i didnt bring a bunch of stuff from home, i feel like any day they could call, we didnt need you anymore. I wont bring throw pillows or nothing. Jimmy youre telling them, dont get too secure, make sure you plan ahead. Save your money, live below your means. This is good advice for everybody. Live below your means. You dont have to buy things to impress people you dont know. Stay in your lane. Jimmy although you spent 200 on a millennium falcon legos. [ laughter ] im going to need you not to judge me, jimmy kimmel. Nerds need you jimmy im trying to help you. That would be a good tshirt, nerds need things. Your review of the star wars movie is . I did a whole emoji spring, do not spoil this film for people, you guys. Jimmy tell us if you like it. Guys, i loved it. I loved it so much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did, okay. Where does it rank as far as all the star wars movies . I think its up there with Empire Strikes back. You guys, its really good. Dont judge me, you see it first then hit me up on trirt. Jimmy you heard it from a nerd. Yvette nicole brown the mayor airs tuesdays at 9 30 on abc. Well be back with john legend. Dicky tonights muse oak Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by the new fire fox. Fast for good. Jimmy id like to thank our guests. Sheila e. , thank you so much iconic message for america. I want to thank Terry Bradshaw, Yvette Nicole brown, sheila e, will ferrell, Molly Shannon and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, here with his single penthouse floor, from the rooftop of the historic Roosevelt Hotel, john legend [ cheers and applause ] whats up, los angeles . Its a beautiful night. The view is nice. We in the penthouse, yall. All this trouble in this here town all this going down when will they focus on this streets ride up with the tv crews look ma we on the news but they didnt notice before this they float above the city lights forget the truth inhale the lies just enjoy the show they see us reaching for the sky just ignore them to survive maybe we should go go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go lets ride the elevator they cant keep us out no more go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go penthouse floor all that bubbly all that wine oh man look at the times didnt they notice notice only future i can see aint what it used to be and i didnt know this i didnt know this once youre above the city lights wont want to spend another night down there on your own the holding on is made for us the altitude is dangerous but we aint going home go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go lets ride the elevator its what weve been waiting for they cant keep us out no more go to the penthouse floor i feel so good tonight, los angeles. Im so glad you came to elevate with me tonight. Lets elevate sing it, ladies oh dont bring me down i need a room in the clouds i wanna get there babe i wanna elevate oh my favorite mix a little ignorance and bliss in the penthouse babe go to the penthouse go to the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go go to the penthouse floor oh lets go lets go lets go lets go lets ride the elevator its what weve been waiting for well tear down those penthouse doors lets go lets go lets go well tear down the penthouse doors lets go lets go lets go baby im in the penthouse floor lets go lets go lets go baby lets ride the elevator till we can ride no more go to the penthouse floor penthouse floor oh oh ah [ cheers and applause ] thank you well be back. This is nightline. Tonight, alabama stunner. How women and black voters looked at doug jones, a democrat elected to the senate. A message of equality, of dignity and respect. 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